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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

holding your skull in his large vice like hand tipping it side to side while he weighs you up ........

What do you say/do ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I'm getting head tonight

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Looks like I'm getting head tonight "

Oh.... very good

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"you are one ugly muthaf**ker"

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

Wee.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


""you are one ugly muthaf**ker" "

Granted but you could just answer the q ....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Flutter my eyelashes. I'm no threat to him and he can take out some numpties for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay iv not got crabs seems crabs got me

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

Here take Lewis Capaldi instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s exactly what the ladies do with their phones when they’re looking at my profile

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Here take Lewis Capaldi instead "

He IS Lewis Capaldi Lottie ! Stung !

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Snap him and post it on fb

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford


""you are one ugly muthaf**ker"

Granted but you could just answer the q .... "

Well if its good enough for Mr. S it's good enough for me.

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay


"Here take Lewis Capaldi instead

He IS Lewis Capaldi Lottie ! Stung ! "

Oh ok

Then I’ll say take granny

She was getting used to you

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"holding your skull in his large vice like hand tipping it side to side while he weighs you up ........

What do you say/do ?"

I'd say "Don't touch what you can't afford!"

That would tell him

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By *ndrew CareyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"holding your skull in his large vice like hand tipping it side to side while he weighs you up ........

What do you say/do ?"

Nothing, he will realise I pose no threat and leave me alone

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"holding your skull in his large vice like hand tipping it side to side while he weighs you up ........

What do you say/do ?

I'd say "Don't touch what you can't afford!"

That would tell him "

Did the Predator have a willy ? I can't remember. Did he have kecks on ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"holding your skull in his large vice like hand tipping it side to side while he weighs you up ........

What do you say/do ?

Nothing, he will realise I pose no threat and leave me alone "

But you might have nice bones....

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By *ndrew CareyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"holding your skull in his large vice like hand tipping it side to side while he weighs you up ........

What do you say/do ?

Nothing, he will realise I pose no threat and leave me alone

But you might have nice bones.... "

Very nice bones

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"holding your skull in his large vice like hand tipping it side to side while he weighs you up ........

What do you say/do ?"

easy fella you are rattling my brain cell, if you are going to kill me, kill me, but don't mock me by being using my singular intelligence asset as a fucking maraca

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Just a short back and sides please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually have a 10 inch portrait of predator on my thigh!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I actually have a 10 inch portrait of predator on my thigh!"

Is Arnie on the other thigh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call the Vice squad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually have a 10 inch portrait of predator on my thigh!

Is Arnie on the other thigh? "

No.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

I would goad it and say, "What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I actually have a 10 inch portrait of predator on my thigh!

Is Arnie on the other thigh?

No. "

Just wondered.

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By *rjpinkMan
over a year ago

winterfell

So what do you make of the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you hungry dear, dinner will be 5 minutes

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Are you hungry dear, dinner will be 5 minutes "

What we having?

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"holding your skull in his large vice like hand tipping it side to side while he weighs you up ........

What do you say/do ?"

"Hey, so... I enjoyed tonight but I don't think I want to take this further. Sorry. You're great though. Good luck, happy fabbing!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"holding your skull in his large vice like hand tipping it side to side while he weighs you up ........

What do you say/do ?"

If he's holding my skull I'm already dead! So I can't say or do anything.

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