FabSwingers.com forum: practical presents from men to their women

By *ub bbw OP Woman
over a year ago

oldbury

Well my first birthday present from Sir turned up today. A freezer as i havent had one since my ex walked off with mine and his when he moved out. How practical and romantic is that lol so come on girls what practical presents have you been bought in the past that made you cringe? I actually love mine today as have been trying to replace mine for ages but never have spare cash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sister in law bought my brother a vacuum cleaner for his 40th..They're divorced now

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By *ub bbw OP Woman
over a year ago

oldbury

"My sister in law bought my brother a vacuum cleaner for his 40th..They're divorced now"
maybe it was a hint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a liquidiser for Valentines a while back. He thought it was hilarious for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why just the girls lol....my EX brought me a deepfat fryer for my last birthday wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a liquidiser for Valentines a while back. He thought it was hilarious for some reason.

you should have broke his jaw..it would have paid for itself in a fortnight

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I got a liquidiser for Valentines a while back. He thought it was hilarious for some reason.

Liquidised cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An X-Box game.

I don't own an X-Box...

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By *ub bbw OP Woman
over a year ago

oldbury

"I got a liquidiser for Valentines a while back. He thought it was hilarious for some reason.

you should have broke his jaw..it would have paid for itself in a fortnight"

you beat me to it

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By *ub bbw OP Woman
over a year ago

oldbury

"why just the girls lol....my EX brought me a deepfat fryer for my last birthday wtf"

Sorry kev i assumed it was more of a man thing to do buying practical presents for their women

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"why just the girls lol....my EX brought me a deepfat fryer for my last birthday wtf"

Killing you slowly then

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Well my first birthday present from Sir turned up today. A freezer as i havent had one since my ex walked off with mine and his when he moved out. How practical and romantic is that lol so come on girls what practical presents have you been bought in the past that made you cringe? I actually love mine today as have been trying to replace mine for ages but never have spare cash."

Is it going to make your life easier, to me that is thoughtful

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I can’t believe how ungrateful some people can be. I like getting practical gifts… at least they are…. practical. And if the giver knows you need it, it’s very thoughtful as well.

My brother bought me an angle grinder for my 40th.

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over a year ago

I bought Rob a workmate after he sawed my garden table in half once!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set of pans and plastic storage boxes for my birthday from an ex

Still using them, so i'll not moan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why just the girls lol....my EX brought me a deepfat fryer for my last birthday wtf

Sorry kev i assumed it was more of a man thing to do buying practical presents for their women "
Hence the my EX lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would much rather have a practical pressie I need rather than boring thoughtless pressies that , let's face it, normally end up unused in cupboards and drawers anyway lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my FWB's bought me a satnav for valentines this year, think he might have got a little fed up of me always getting lost!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my honeymoon my ex bought me a .......pressure cooker ....... just like my mums he said!

Five months later our first Christmas together he bought me a tumble dryer ...... on credit, and I had to pay for it each month!

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By *ub bbw OP Woman
over a year ago

oldbury

Is it going to make your life easier, to me that is thoughtful"

Yes I am not complaining about it its just a very practical gift

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By *ub bbw OP Woman
over a year ago

oldbury

"I can’t believe how ungrateful some people can be. I like getting practical gifts… at least they are…. practical. And if the giver knows you need it, it’s very thoughtful as well.

My brother bought me an angle grinder for my 40th.

Im not complaining i love it its perfect im getting fun presents too on tuesday so im told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find the most practical thing's hiding for their Birthday!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I can’t believe how ungrateful some people can be. I like getting practical gifts… at least they are…. practical. And if the giver knows you need it, it’s very thoughtful as well.

My brother bought me an angle grinder for my 40th.

Im not complaining i love it its perfect im getting fun presents too on tuesday so im told"

Yes I did notice that.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Would much rather have a practical pressie I need rather than boring thoughtless pressies that , let's face it, normally end up unused in cupboards and drawers anyway lol "

Or £20 spent on some flowers, chocolate and a half price bottle of bubbly from Tesco. A week later what have you got to show for it? Certainly nothing worth selling on ebay.

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By *ub bbw OP Woman
over a year ago

oldbury

"Would much rather have a practical pressie I need rather than boring thoughtless pressies that , let's face it, normally end up unused in cupboards and drawers anyway lol

Or £20 spent on some flowers, chocolate and a half price bottle of bubbly from Tesco. A week later what have you got to show for it? Certainly nothing worth selling on ebay."

I get the flowers too i had those delivered last saturday as i was a bit down so i suppose i get the best of both worlds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got my various practical presents... Tv, laptop, another when that died, A car, shopping trip (mainly because thought she needed New wardrobe contents lol) or three. A few surprise holidays away. Sexy boots. All practical But i think she appreciated them. I think. Only split up with her as i had ultimately high sex drive than she does, i didnt want to keep 'pestering' her for sex. Nor did i want to cheat on her as she was a lovely girl. funny thing though its a real turn on being with a woman who is playing behind her husband.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i got my various practical presents... Tv, laptop, another when that died, A car, shopping trip (mainly because thought she needed New wardrobe contents lol) or three. A few surprise holidays away. Sexy boots. All practical But i think she appreciated them. I think. Only split up with her as i had ultimately high sex drive than she does, i didnt want to keep 'pestering' her for sex. Nor did i want to cheat on her as she was a lovely girl. funny thing though its a real turn on being with a woman who is playing behind her husband.

should have saved yourself some cash then m8 and got her an iron board!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a liquidiser for Valentines a while back. He thought it was hilarious for some reason.

Liquidised cock"

My sentiments exactly pmsl

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

After the birth of our first child i complained to kev i felt fat and unattractive, so he bought me an exercise bike.

HE still doesnt see the problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"should have saved yourself some cash then m8 and got her an iron board!

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she almost never ironed clothes. Somehow always crease free. Taught me same. Saves alot of time lol. Except the odd tshirt.

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

DD bought me GHDs for my birthday because he couldn't stand knowing that I was using crap treseme straighteners!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did buy an ex something practical.. was some toilet roll of the fabric variety.

a Manchester united football shirt

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"I did buy an ex something practical.. was some toilet roll of the fabric variety.

a Manchester united football shirt

Wouldn't this be classed as mental abuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did buy an ex something practical.. was some toilet roll of the fabric variety.

a Manchester united football shirt

Wouldn't this be classed as mental abuse

looking back i should have just burnt the money lol

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"I did buy an ex something practical.. was some toilet roll of the fabric variety.

a Manchester united football shirt

Wouldn't this be classed as mental abuse

looking back i should have just burnt the money lol

At least you did not say burn the shirt with him in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple I know are divers.

He bought her a wetsuit with "Man U 5: Liverpool 0" written on it...

Coz not even a shark could swallow that...

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

my friends ex bought her a deep fat fryer,she fried every meal for him for a year, and then divorced him

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"my friends ex bought her a deep fat fryer,she fried every meal for him for a year, and then divorced him

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oh forgot happy birthday sub x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind practical presents but admittedly the personal presents are nicer, a luxury that you wouldn't necessarily buy for yourself.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Im not complaining i love it its perfect im getting fun presents too on tuesday so im told"

Oooooooooooo! Wonder.if you'll get a glass.dildo to put in said freezer?

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By *ub bbw OP Woman
over a year ago

oldbury

Im not complaining i love it its perfect im getting fun presents too on tuesday so im told

Oooooooooooo! Wonder.if you'll get a glass.dildo to put in said freezer?

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Already had that for christmas

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By *ub bbw OP Woman
over a year ago

oldbury

"my friends ex bought her a deep fat fryer,she fried every meal for him for a year, and then divorced him

oh forgot happy birthday sub x"

thank you lacy its actually on tuesday but he cant have tuesday off work so we are celebrating monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday hunny

Slight tangent, but it made me laugh...

I know this couple who had been in need of a break, things were getting on top of them and they needed some 'them' time away from the kids and everything,

She asked him to arrange something - a surprise destination and left him to it.

So she was imagining Paris or Prague or similarly romantic.

He booked a trip to Auschwitz

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By *ub bbw OP Woman
over a year ago

oldbury

"Happy birthday hunny

Slight tangent, but it made me laugh...

I know this couple who had been in need of a break, things were getting on top of them and they needed some 'them' time away from the kids and everything,

She asked him to arrange something - a surprise destination and left him to it.

So she was imagining Paris or Prague or similarly romantic.

He booked a trip to Auschwitz

thank you fia

Lol thats such a man thing to do altho im not much better i mentioned a nice summer break and we are now going camping in blackpool (hes never been and is used to hotels)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love Blackpool

used to go for the the nearest weekend to every birthday, stayed at the 'Big Blue Hotel', never did the pubs - just love the pleasure beach and in October there's no queueing

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

Poland is amazing though and is a once in a life time thing makes you appreciate the life we have today aushwitz

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