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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To a hollowed-out cucumber.

Think of it as the thinking man's fleshlight.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Least it wasn't seedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salad abuse that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salad tossing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you end up in a pickle?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I'd have been impressed if you'd said marrow.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd have been impressed if you'd said marrow.

A"

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

You should try a watermelon next

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

These puns make me lose my erection quicker than the lack of friction that the cucumber provided.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

It's better than gherkin' off

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

Helps to reduce the swelling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One more pun and I'm deleting this thread.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"One more pun and I'm deleting this thread. "

Dill (pickle) with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's better than gherkin' off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To a hollowed-out cucumber.

Think of it as the thinking man's fleshlight."

The cucumbers must be bigger in your neck of the woods than they are in mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try warm liver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The term “cool as a cucumber” is actually derived from the cucumber’s ability to cool the temperature of the blood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try warm liver "

I was just sick in my mouth a bit

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By *oppolocosTV/TS
over a year ago

inverurie

I've used one as dildo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Least it wasn't seedy "

It was after he was done with it

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"The term “cool as a cucumber” is actually derived from the cucumber’s ability to cool the temperature of the blood. "

They certainly do that when you take one out of the fridge and shove it up your chuff!

A

*allegedly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Least it wasn't seedy

It was after he was done with it "

I did not penetrate it to completion.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Least it wasn't seedy

It was after he was done with it

I did not penetrate it to completion."

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Least it wasn't seedy

It was after he was done with it "

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’m surprised that a watermelon hasn’t been mentioned yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m surprised that a watermelon hasn’t been mentioned yet "

It has actually. See Sparkle1974's comment.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Least it wasn't seedy "

Leave the jokes to me, you just keep looking pretty

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Least it wasn't seedy

Leave the jokes to me, you just keep looking pretty "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Least it wasn't seedy

Leave the jokes to me, you just keep looking pretty "

Excuse you?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Counts as one of your five a day...

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Do you refer to your cucumber shopping allocation as dill dough?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you refer to your cucumber shopping allocation as dill dough?"

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