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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Naked cook.

I'm ill and have no motivation to make food despite the fact I'm starving.

You might catch this pathetic cold though.

Or you could just nag me to do it myself and tell me to stop being so pathetic.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Pfffttt a cold. We never won the war with that attitude

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By *jthen5566Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Naked cooking is OK as long as your not frying bacon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Naked cooking is OK as long as your not frying bacon

"

What about sausages? Surely that's got to me more traumatic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naked cook.

I'm ill and have no motivation to make food despite the fact I'm starving.

You might catch this pathetic cold though.

Or you could just nag me to do it myself and tell me to stop being so pathetic. "

It's not that caronavirus is it...

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Naked cooking is OK as long as your not frying bacon

What about sausages? Surely that's got to me more traumatic? "

Oven bake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have pictures of me naked cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naked cook.

I'm ill and have no motivation to make food despite the fact I'm starving.

You might catch this pathetic cold though.

Or you could just nag me to do it myself and tell me to stop being so pathetic. "
hey my cooking may make you feel worse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take away and an early night I wouldn't cook if I felt like crap either. Hope you feel better soon xx

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Isn't Jamie Oliver the naked chef?...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have pictures of me naked cooking "

But you have a profile like mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take away and an early night I wouldn't cook if I felt like crap either. Hope you feel better soon xx"

I did that last night though. Can two nights in a row be justified?

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By *jthen5566Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sausage only spit if you disturb them. Bacon splashes everywhere when hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naked cook.

I'm ill and have no motivation to make food despite the fact I'm starving.

You might catch this pathetic cold though.

Or you could just nag me to do it myself and tell me to stop being so pathetic. "

What are you hungry for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And asif by magic

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

If you can't be bothered to cook, just do a couple of slices of toast, have a hot toddy and an early night.

Hopefully you will feel better in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Naked cook.

I'm ill and have no motivation to make food despite the fact I'm starving.

You might catch this pathetic cold though.

Or you could just nag me to do it myself and tell me to stop being so pathetic.

What are you hungry for? "

Meat

Though I could be swayed by a vegetable lasagne.

Feed a cold starve a fever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And asif by magic "

Oh wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you can't be bothered to cook, just do a couple of slices of toast, have a hot toddy and an early night.

Hopefully you will feel better in the morning.

"

Dam it I can't do a hot toddy. Been so long since I had a cold I'd forgotten about those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm also ill. Just cooked for the family though. It doesn't count when mum is ill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you can't be bothered to cook, just do a couple of slices of toast, have a hot toddy and an early night.

Hopefully you will feel better in the morning.

Dam it I can't do a hot toddy. Been so long since I had a cold I'd forgotten about those. "

I’m a good cook... but you’ll feel worse if you seen me naked so I’ll remain dressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take away and an early night I wouldn't cook if I felt like crap either. Hope you feel better soon xx

I did that last night though. Can two nights in a row be justified? "

Definitely!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm also ill. Just cooked for the family though. It doesn't count when mum is ill. "

Hope you feel better soon xx

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"If you can't be bothered to cook, just do a couple of slices of toast, have a hot toddy and an early night.

Hopefully you will feel better in the morning.

Dam it I can't do a hot toddy. Been so long since I had a cold I'd forgotten about those. "

We would come and make you a hot toddy...but damn those miles.

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