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"In my experience of partners it’s been about 50/50, I do love to hear it though, have to say!! " Hmm that's something to consider. | |||
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"Yes I normally get a text from my wife..." It's just because I'm nice and always ask her to text you . | |||
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"Yes I normally get a text from my wife... It's just because I'm nice and always ask her to text you ." her chlamydia is clearing up aswell | |||
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"‘Madam, I shall be ejaculating in T-minus 30 seconds....’ " Sex with you would be fun | |||
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"Yes I normally get a text from my wife... It's just because I'm nice and always ask her to text you . her chlamydia is clearing up aswell" *Cancels tonight's meet | |||
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"‘Madam, I shall be ejaculating in T-minus 30 seconds....’ Sex with you would be fun " Just as long as I don’t utter my thirty second countdown at the very start of proceedings... | |||
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"‘Madam, I shall be ejaculating in T-minus 30 seconds....’ Sex with you would be fun Just as long as I don’t utter my thirty second countdown at the very start of proceedings... " 30 seconds from the opening of the door to blast off | |||
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"In my experience of partners it’s been about 50/50, I do love to hear it though, have to say!! Hmm that's something to consider. " Well, if you’d like to work out a repertoire, let me know!? | |||
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"I think I suddenly become religious and start calling out to god! " That’s always great to hear!! | |||
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"Yes I normally get a text from my wife..." Funneeeeeeeeee | |||
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"No, I just grind my fanjo on their face or whatever. " You grind your fanjo and I’ll whip out my fandango madam | |||
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"I think I suddenly become religious and start calling out to god! " “ fucking you makes me bi-lingual” ... YouTube it! | |||
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"Erm... sometimes I say I'm about to because if I'm having a really intense orgasm I can push out a penis. Which sounds really weird but even if I think they are snugly in my muscles really clench and they sort of don't stay in... Okay, this might be tmi. " We love info | |||
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"It usually slips out but they'd be in absolutely no doubt, regardless " Yup, exactly what I was going to say! | |||
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"Erm... sometimes I say I'm about to because if I'm having a really intense orgasm I can push out a penis. Which sounds really weird but even if I think they are snugly in my muscles really clench and they sort of don't stay in... Okay, this might be tmi. " Yep. Good job the penis is attached to the man or in the summer months it may fly out of an open window upon climax P | |||
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"I’d bloody hope the moment is pretty obvious if the lead up to it has been incredibly sexy and I’ve given enough subtle verbose hints. The number of guys who have to ask astounds me surely it should be the ultimate aim, therefore he should know the telltale signs?? " Still awake is always a bonus | |||
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"I’d bloody hope the moment is pretty obvious if the lead up to it has been incredibly sexy and I’ve given enough subtle verbose hints. The number of guys who have to ask astounds me surely it should be the ultimate aim, therefore he should know the telltale signs?? " Possibly, however as everyone is different, so everyone has different signs. Some are very obvious, some not so. In my experience different orgasms have different 'tells' too. Asking just clarifies so they know for next time. In response to the OP; sometimes yes, sometimes no. | |||
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"Erm... sometimes I say I'm about to because if I'm having a really intense orgasm I can push out a penis. Which sounds really weird but even if I think they are snugly in my muscles really clench and they sort of don't stay in... Okay, this might be tmi. " Haha nah I've been there and it makes me want to cry! | |||
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"I’d bloody hope the moment is pretty obvious if the lead up to it has been incredibly sexy and I’ve given enough subtle verbose hints. The number of guys who have to ask astounds me surely it should be the ultimate aim, therefore he should know the telltale signs?? " The telltale signs can differ from lady to lady. From intense shiver and shaking to a weird sort of laugh. The latter fwb was particularly amusing as we met at work. | |||
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"Erm... sometimes I say I'm about to because if I'm having a really intense orgasm I can push out a penis. Which sounds really weird but even if I think they are snugly in my muscles really clench and they sort of don't stay in... Okay, this might be tmi. Yep. Good job the penis is attached to the man or in the summer months it may fly out of an open window upon climax P" | |||
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"Erm... sometimes I say I'm about to because if I'm having a really intense orgasm I can push out a penis. Which sounds really weird but even if I think they are snugly in my muscles really clench and they sort of don't stay in... Okay, this might be tmi. Yep. Good job the penis is attached to the man or in the summer months it may fly out of an open window upon climax P" Yay! Some one gets my pain. I laugh a lot when it happens (which isn't too often thank fuck). | |||
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"Erm... sometimes I say I'm about to because if I'm having a really intense orgasm I can push out a penis. Which sounds really weird but even if I think they are snugly in my muscles really clench and they sort of don't stay in... Okay, this might be tmi. " I've done this too Nothing wrong with a bit of TMI | |||
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"Erm... sometimes I say I'm about to because if I'm having a really intense orgasm I can push out a penis. Which sounds really weird but even if I think they are snugly in my muscles really clench and they sort of don't stay in... Okay, this might be tmi. Yep. Good job the penis is attached to the man or in the summer months it may fly out of an open window upon climax P " I've just had an idea that could end war forever. Women on the blob lined in trenches. Clone a willy of their favourite penis or dildo. Women on their backs, vag facing the enemy. Go go go.... those bloody flying decapitated penises hitting foe from a great height or with vag power like arrows. All the baddies running round like Benny Hill trying to clot dodge and vomming over the incoming blood bath. You will fall at the power of the female body. FREEDOOOOOOOM P | |||
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"Erm... sometimes I say I'm about to because if I'm having a really intense orgasm I can push out a penis. Which sounds really weird but even if I think they are snugly in my muscles really clench and they sort of don't stay in... Okay, this might be tmi. Yep. Good job the penis is attached to the man or in the summer months it may fly out of an open window upon climax P Yay! Some one gets my pain. I laugh a lot when it happens (which isn't too often thank fuck)." I think it depends if they're on the in or out thrust at the critical moment as I've also had the opposite where it clamps down so much they can't keep moving in and out . | |||
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"I know men usually do. Especially during oral sex. I had a random thought recently that I don't tend to though and I'm wondering if maybe I should be . So I'm taking a quick poll! Thanks! " Depends .... sometimes it may slip out lol | |||
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"Erm... sometimes I say I'm about to because if I'm having a really intense orgasm I can push out a penis. Which sounds really weird but even if I think they are snugly in my muscles really clench and they sort of don't stay in... Okay, this might be tmi. Yep. Good job the penis is attached to the man or in the summer months it may fly out of an open window upon climax P Yay! Some one gets my pain. I laugh a lot when it happens (which isn't too often thank fuck). I think it depends if they're on the in or out thrust at the critical moment as I've also had the opposite where it clamps down so much they can't keep moving in and out ." On this subject, does anyone else have this problem with the spectrum at the clinic? If I cough/sneeze/laugh I’m firing it out, take cover | |||
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"Erm... sometimes I say I'm about to because if I'm having a really intense orgasm I can push out a penis. Which sounds really weird but even if I think they are snugly in my muscles really clench and they sort of don't stay in... Okay, this might be tmi. Yep. Good job the penis is attached to the man or in the summer months it may fly out of an open window upon climax P Yay! Some one gets my pain. I laugh a lot when it happens (which isn't too often thank fuck). I think it depends if they're on the in or out thrust at the critical moment as I've also had the opposite where it clamps down so much they can't keep moving in and out ." A vagina like mine! I mean I knew you were awesome but this is groundbreaking. I'm not alone! Yeah, the last time that happened with a dear friend I made a joke about it being a good job I don't have vagina detanta and then for some unknown reason his erection went. *shrugs* | |||
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"Erm... sometimes I say I'm about to because if I'm having a really intense orgasm I can push out a penis. Which sounds really weird but even if I think they are snugly in my muscles really clench and they sort of don't stay in... Okay, this might be tmi. Yep. Good job the penis is attached to the man or in the summer months it may fly out of an open window upon climax P Yay! Some one gets my pain. I laugh a lot when it happens (which isn't too often thank fuck). I think it depends if they're on the in or out thrust at the critical moment as I've also had the opposite where it clamps down so much they can't keep moving in and out . On this subject, does anyone else have this problem with the spectrum at the clinic? If I cough/sneeze/laugh I’m firing it out, take cover " I've sneezed out sex toys so I imagine so . | |||
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"'Announce' makes me think it's being said over a tannoy. Orgasm incoming in aisle 3.. " Is that not what we're supposed to do? I knew I was doing something wrong! | |||
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"I think I suddenly become religious and start calling out to god! “ fucking you makes me bi-lingual” ... YouTube it! " I have the 12" Nuno Sancchez I think. Filthiest song I've ever heard. | |||
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"Erm... sometimes I say I'm about to because if I'm having a really intense orgasm I can push out a penis. Which sounds really weird but even if I think they are snugly in my muscles really clench and they sort of don't stay in... Okay, this might be tmi. Yep. Good job the penis is attached to the man or in the summer months it may fly out of an open window upon climax P Yay! Some one gets my pain. I laugh a lot when it happens (which isn't too often thank fuck). I think it depends if they're on the in or out thrust at the critical moment as I've also had the opposite where it clamps down so much they can't keep moving in and out . A vagina like mine! I mean I knew you were awesome but this is groundbreaking. I'm not alone! Yeah, the last time that happened with a dear friend I made a joke about it being a good job I don't have vagina detanta and then for some unknown reason his erection went. *shrugs*" Hahaha! Oh Meli. Poor guy has the fear now! | |||
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"'Announce' makes me think it's being said over a tannoy. Orgasm incoming in aisle 3.. " Are they 3 for 2 | |||
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"'Announce' makes me think it's being said over a tannoy. Orgasm incoming in aisle 3.. Are they 3 for 2 " I sure hope so! | |||
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"Erm... sometimes I say I'm about to because if I'm having a really intense orgasm I can push out a penis. Which sounds really weird but even if I think they are snugly in my muscles really clench and they sort of don't stay in... Okay, this might be tmi. Yep. Good job the penis is attached to the man or in the summer months it may fly out of an open window upon climax P Yay! Some one gets my pain. I laugh a lot when it happens (which isn't too often thank fuck). I think it depends if they're on the in or out thrust at the critical moment as I've also had the opposite where it clamps down so much they can't keep moving in and out . A vagina like mine! I mean I knew you were awesome but this is groundbreaking. I'm not alone! Yeah, the last time that happened with a dear friend I made a joke about it being a good job I don't have vagina detanta and then for some unknown reason his erection went. *shrugs*" | |||
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"Erm... sometimes I say I'm about to because if I'm having a really intense orgasm I can push out a penis. Which sounds really weird but even if I think they are snugly in my muscles really clench and they sort of don't stay in... Okay, this might be tmi. Yep. Good job the penis is attached to the man or in the summer months it may fly out of an open window upon climax P Yay! Some one gets my pain. I laugh a lot when it happens (which isn't too often thank fuck). I think it depends if they're on the in or out thrust at the critical moment as I've also had the opposite where it clamps down so much they can't keep moving in and out . On this subject, does anyone else have this problem with the spectrum at the clinic? If I cough/sneeze/laugh I’m firing it out, take cover " Jamie, do you have 1980's Sir Clive Sinclair home computer devices inserted in your lady area when visiting your GP?!! | |||
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"Yes I normally get a text from my wife... It's just because I'm nice and always ask her to text you . her chlamydia is clearing up aswell *Cancels tonight's meet " Is your dad still coming though ? | |||
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"Erm... sometimes I say I'm about to because if I'm having a really intense orgasm I can push out a penis. Which sounds really weird but even if I think they are snugly in my muscles really clench and they sort of don't stay in... Okay, this might be tmi. " It’s not weird, push outs are quite common in this house! | |||
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"I know men usually do. Especially during oral sex. I had a random thought recently that I don't tend to though and I'm wondering if maybe I should be . So I'm taking a quick poll! Thanks! " no they moan it | |||
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"I know men usually do. Especially during oral sex. I had a random thought recently that I don't tend to though and I'm wondering if maybe I should be . So I'm taking a quick poll! Thanks! " I think men are used to doing so vocally during oral sex as obviously a shot of high powered liquid unannounced into the throat has the potential to cause kerfuffles? With a woman's climax this potential issue is removed. Women IMHO always announce when they are approaching and reaching climax regardless, though like most communication tends to be from ladies in my experience, it is a lot more subtle and not quite so fundamentally spelled out. B | |||
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"No, I don't say the actual words, but my body language and other (generally incoherent) noises make it pretty obvious" True that | |||
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"I love to here it said. Makes me go faster and cum together. Loooovvvveeeellly" Hmmm that's something I'd worry about. If I'm right on the edge I don't want them to change a damn thing! | |||
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"I can't say. I'm not good at making Helen or any female orgasm. Are female orgasms a real thing or just a nice feeling, like love? Mmmm" Oh believe me they're real | |||
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"I usually mention it during oral just as a helpful heads-up. Not everyone likes a surprise mouthful of freshly-squeezed spud juice " You're going to put me right off it | |||
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"Yes I normally get a text from my wife..." I send a telegram | |||
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"Yes I normally get a text from my wife... It's just because I'm nice and always ask her to text you . her chlamydia is clearing up aswell *Cancels tonight's meet Is your dad still coming though ?" Unfortunately not , he has a date with your daughter | |||
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"I generally put an announcement in the local paper " Haha he’s getting lots of stick here! | |||
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"I generally put an announcement in the local paper Haha he’s getting lots of stick here!" Who's he? And is he? | |||
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"Erm... sometimes I say I'm about to because if I'm having a really intense orgasm I can push out a penis. Which sounds really weird but even if I think they are snugly in my muscles really clench and they sort of don't stay in... Okay, this might be tmi. " I've been known to unintentionally push out a penis prior to orgasm. They were quite offended! | |||
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"Erm... sometimes I say I'm about to because if I'm having a really intense orgasm I can push out a penis. Which sounds really weird but even if I think they are snugly in my muscles really clench and they sort of don't stay in... Okay, this might be tmi. I've been known to unintentionally push out a penis prior to orgasm. They were quite offended!" I sure wouldn’t be haha | |||
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"Erm... sometimes I say I'm about to because if I'm having a really intense orgasm I can push out a penis. Which sounds really weird but even if I think they are snugly in my muscles really clench and they sort of don't stay in... Okay, this might be tmi. Yep. Good job the penis is attached to the man or in the summer months it may fly out of an open window upon climax P Yay! Some one gets my pain. I laugh a lot when it happens (which isn't too often thank fuck). I think it depends if they're on the in or out thrust at the critical moment as I've also had the opposite where it clamps down so much they can't keep moving in and out . On this subject, does anyone else have this problem with the spectrum at the clinic? If I cough/sneeze/laugh I’m firing it out, take cover I've sneezed out sex toys so I imagine so ." Yeah know this problem well with the spectrum As for sex I tell guys to push deep as I'm about to cum and tend to try brace them to push them in as my muscles try to push them out | |||
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" I tell guys to push deep as I'm about to cum and tend to try brace them to push them in as my muscles try to push them out " My regular play mate nearly always announces, as she has a tendency to squeeze me out if I’m not ready for it. | |||
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"I usually mention it during oral just as a helpful heads-up. Not everyone likes a surprise mouthful of freshly-squeezed spud juice You're going to put me right off it " Bugger | |||
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"My gf normally rings me cos I’m never there when she has one " | |||
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"I usually get told a few days before " is that edging | |||
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"If you stop doing whatever it was you were doing that was about to make them orgasm, they will definitely let you know." I'll break your wrist if you stop before I say so | |||
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"If you stop doing whatever it was you were doing that was about to make them orgasm, they will definitely let you know. I'll break your wrist if you stop before I say so " And what if it has nothing to do with my wrists and you cant reach them anyway | |||
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"If you stop doing whatever it was you were doing that was about to make them orgasm, they will definitely let you know. I'll break your wrist if you stop before I say so And what if it has nothing to do with my wrists and you cant reach them anyway " Oooo interesting | |||
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"If you stop doing whatever it was you were doing that was about to make them orgasm, they will definitely let you know. I'll break your wrist if you stop before I say so And what if it has nothing to do with my wrists and you cant reach them anyway Oooo interesting " Ropes and a tongue piercing I've yet to make to make a lot of use of | |||
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"Yes I normally get a text from my wife... It's just because I'm nice and always ask her to text you . her chlamydia is clearing up aswell *Cancels tonight's meet Is your dad still coming though ? Unfortunately not , he has a date with your daughter " Can you make sure she's not home too late as she's got loads of homework...and tell him not to give her too many sweets.... | |||
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