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"You can’t do it cause you’re not a man. Duh" Ahhhh that's what it is - I knew I needed a penis for something | |||
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"I want to be able to do it but in all honesty I've never really tried. I can paint ok but that's about my limit. I don't have the tools to do anymore than that, in fact I've only recently became a hammer owner My house needs a fair few repairs and plenty of decoration and I do want to be able to do it myself. The other thing that puts me off is the walls are black brick and that shit is mega tough to drill through so I'd need a big ole drill which frightens me and costs a small fortune I think. P" I feel the same way - Ivebeen looking at drills this morning. I dont know what the fucking fuck I'm doing either Maybe Queen Leviosa is right you need a penis to be any good at DIY | |||
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"I just tried to put a flat pack under sink cupboard together. Massive fail It looks like a toddler put it together. I hate DIY - why can't I do it? Who else is just as crap as me? " who cares what it looks like ..its an under sink cupboard.. No one will pay close attention to it.. | |||
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"I just tried to put a flat pack under sink cupboard together. Massive fail It looks like a toddler put it together. I hate DIY - why can't I do it? Who else is just as crap as me? who cares what it looks like ..its an under sink cupboard.. No one will pay close attention to it.. " But it looks like the leaning tower of Pisa And its massive | |||
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"I want to be able to do it but in all honesty I've never really tried. I can paint ok but that's about my limit. I don't have the tools to do anymore than that, in fact I've only recently became a hammer owner My house needs a fair few repairs and plenty of decoration and I do want to be able to do it myself. The other thing that puts me off is the walls are black brick and that shit is mega tough to drill through so I'd need a big ole drill which frightens me and costs a small fortune I think. P I feel the same way - Ivebeen looking at drills this morning. I dont know what the fucking fuck I'm doing either Maybe Queen Leviosa is right you need a penis to be any good at DIY " I'm not having it. PhoenixAdAstra is the DIY queen and I know she hasn't got one. She's my DIY hero with a fanny. She should give lessons.... at my house. Oh look at that my house has magically transformed and I sat back, watched and learned! Winner. I'll provide bacon butties and maybe some gin. P | |||
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"I want to be able to do it but in all honesty I've never really tried. I can paint ok but that's about my limit. I don't have the tools to do anymore than that, in fact I've only recently became a hammer owner My house needs a fair few repairs and plenty of decoration and I do want to be able to do it myself. The other thing that puts me off is the walls are black brick and that shit is mega tough to drill through so I'd need a big ole drill which frightens me and costs a small fortune I think. P I feel the same way - Ivebeen looking at drills this morning. I dont know what the fucking fuck I'm doing either Maybe Queen Leviosa is right you need a penis to be any good at DIY I'm not having it. PhoenixAdAstra is the DIY queen and I know she hasn't got one. She's my DIY hero with a fanny. She should give lessons.... at my house. Oh look at that my house has magically transformed and I sat back, watched and learned! Winner. I'll provide bacon butties and maybe some gin. P" Mwhahahaaa ( evil genius laugh ) I like your style Miss Peach | |||
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"I want to be able to do it but in all honesty I've never really tried. I can paint ok but that's about my limit. I don't have the tools to do anymore than that, in fact I've only recently became a hammer owner My house needs a fair few repairs and plenty of decoration and I do want to be able to do it myself. The other thing that puts me off is the walls are black brick and that shit is mega tough to drill through so I'd need a big ole drill which frightens me and costs a small fortune I think. P I feel the same way - Ivebeen looking at drills this morning. I dont know what the fucking fuck I'm doing either Maybe Queen Leviosa is right you need a penis to be any good at DIY I'm not having it. PhoenixAdAstra is the DIY queen and I know she hasn't got one. She's my DIY hero with a fanny. She should give lessons.... at my house. Oh look at that my house has magically transformed and I sat back, watched and learned! Winner. I'll provide bacon butties and maybe some gin. P Mwhahahaaa ( evil genius laugh ) I like your style Miss Peach " I think it's a rock solid idea. Fab female only day with life skills. Then we can all rock the town afterwards, or let B out of the under stairs cupboard to inspect the work naked. Fuck, he can be our naked butler and drinks pourer for the day. P | |||
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"I’m great at DIBY - Do It (Badly) Yourself" Balls, you and your man chest were my second in command if Phoenix declined to teach us P | |||
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"I want to be able to do it but in all honesty I've never really tried. I can paint ok but that's about my limit. I don't have the tools to do anymore than that, in fact I've only recently became a hammer owner My house needs a fair few repairs and plenty of decoration and I do want to be able to do it myself. The other thing that puts me off is the walls are black brick and that shit is mega tough to drill through so I'd need a big ole drill which frightens me and costs a small fortune I think. P I feel the same way - Ivebeen looking at drills this morning. I dont know what the fucking fuck I'm doing either Maybe Queen Leviosa is right you need a penis to be any good at DIY I'm not having it. PhoenixAdAstra is the DIY queen and I know she hasn't got one. She's my DIY hero with a fanny. She should give lessons.... at my house. Oh look at that my house has magically transformed and I sat back, watched and learned! Winner. I'll provide bacon butties and maybe some gin. P Mwhahahaaa ( evil genius laugh ) I like your style Miss Peach I think it's a rock solid idea. Fab female only day with life skills. Then we can all rock the town afterwards, or let B out of the under stairs cupboard to inspect the work naked. Fuck, he can be our naked butler and drinks pourer for the day. P" You will need an SDS drill for blue/black brick | |||
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"I’m great at DIBY - Do It (Badly) Yourself Balls, you and your man chest were my second in command if Phoenix declined to teach us P" To be fair, I do make great glory holes. Well, that’s what I term these wonderful apertures after I’ve been typically clumsy with a masonry drill.... | |||
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"I want to be able to do it but in all honesty I've never really tried. I can paint ok but that's about my limit. I don't have the tools to do anymore than that, in fact I've only recently became a hammer owner My house needs a fair few repairs and plenty of decoration and I do want to be able to do it myself. The other thing that puts me off is the walls are black brick and that shit is mega tough to drill through so I'd need a big ole drill which frightens me and costs a small fortune I think. P I feel the same way - Ivebeen looking at drills this morning. I dont know what the fucking fuck I'm doing either Maybe Queen Leviosa is right you need a penis to be any good at DIY I'm not having it. PhoenixAdAstra is the DIY queen and I know she hasn't got one. She's my DIY hero with a fanny. She should give lessons.... at my house. Oh look at that my house has magically transformed and I sat back, watched and learned! Winner. I'll provide bacon butties and maybe some gin. P Mwhahahaaa ( evil genius laugh ) I like your style Miss Peach I think it's a rock solid idea. Fab female only day with life skills. Then we can all rock the town afterwards, or let B out of the under stairs cupboard to inspect the work naked. Fuck, he can be our naked butler and drinks pourer for the day. P You will need an SDS drill for blue/black brick " I have an SDS drill, and in honour of my nomination, I'm bringing a pic out of hiding Has tools, knows how to use them & a not a damn penis in site | |||
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"I want to be able to do it but in all honesty I've never really tried. I can paint ok but that's about my limit. I don't have the tools to do anymore than that, in fact I've only recently became a hammer owner My house needs a fair few repairs and plenty of decoration and I do want to be able to do it myself. The other thing that puts me off is the walls are black brick and that shit is mega tough to drill through so I'd need a big ole drill which frightens me and costs a small fortune I think. P I feel the same way - Ivebeen looking at drills this morning. I dont know what the fucking fuck I'm doing either Maybe Queen Leviosa is right you need a penis to be any good at DIY I'm not having it. PhoenixAdAstra is the DIY queen and I know she hasn't got one. She's my DIY hero with a fanny. She should give lessons.... at my house. Oh look at that my house has magically transformed and I sat back, watched and learned! Winner. I'll provide bacon butties and maybe some gin. P Mwhahahaaa ( evil genius laugh ) I like your style Miss Peach I think it's a rock solid idea. Fab female only day with life skills. Then we can all rock the town afterwards, or let B out of the under stairs cupboard to inspect the work naked. Fuck, he can be our naked butler and drinks pourer for the day. P You will need an SDS drill for blue/black brick I have an SDS drill, and in honour of my nomination, I'm bringing a pic out of hiding Has tools, knows how to use them & a not a damn penis in site " Don't get cocky | |||
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"I want to be able to do it but in all honesty I've never really tried. I can paint ok but that's about my limit. I don't have the tools to do anymore than that, in fact I've only recently became a hammer owner My house needs a fair few repairs and plenty of decoration and I do want to be able to do it myself. The other thing that puts me off is the walls are black brick and that shit is mega tough to drill through so I'd need a big ole drill which frightens me and costs a small fortune I think. P I feel the same way - Ivebeen looking at drills this morning. I dont know what the fucking fuck I'm doing either Maybe Queen Leviosa is right you need a penis to be any good at DIY I'm not having it. PhoenixAdAstra is the DIY queen and I know she hasn't got one. She's my DIY hero with a fanny. She should give lessons.... at my house. Oh look at that my house has magically transformed and I sat back, watched and learned! Winner. I'll provide bacon butties and maybe some gin. P Mwhahahaaa ( evil genius laugh ) I like your style Miss Peach I think it's a rock solid idea. Fab female only day with life skills. Then we can all rock the town afterwards, or let B out of the under stairs cupboard to inspect the work naked. Fuck, he can be our naked butler and drinks pourer for the day. P You will need an SDS drill for blue/black brick I have an SDS drill, and in honour of my nomination, I'm bringing a pic out of hiding Has tools, knows how to use them & a not a damn penis in site " Seeeeeeeee! We womensies CAN do it. Phoenix for president! She's got a drill And she knows how to use iiiiiit I now have an Aerosmith earworm. P | |||
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"I want to be able to do it but in all honesty I've never really tried. I can paint ok but that's about my limit. I don't have the tools to do anymore than that, in fact I've only recently became a hammer owner My house needs a fair few repairs and plenty of decoration and I do want to be able to do it myself. The other thing that puts me off is the walls are black brick and that shit is mega tough to drill through so I'd need a big ole drill which frightens me and costs a small fortune I think. P I feel the same way - Ivebeen looking at drills this morning. I dont know what the fucking fuck I'm doing either Maybe Queen Leviosa is right you need a penis to be any good at DIY I'm not having it. PhoenixAdAstra is the DIY queen and I know she hasn't got one. She's my DIY hero with a fanny. She should give lessons.... at my house. Oh look at that my house has magically transformed and I sat back, watched and learned! Winner. I'll provide bacon butties and maybe some gin. P Mwhahahaaa ( evil genius laugh ) I like your style Miss Peach I think it's a rock solid idea. Fab female only day with life skills. Then we can all rock the town afterwards, or let B out of the under stairs cupboard to inspect the work naked. Fuck, he can be our naked butler and drinks pourer for the day. P You will need an SDS drill for blue/black brick I have an SDS drill, and in honour of my nomination, I'm bringing a pic out of hiding Has tools, knows how to use them & a not a damn penis in site Don't get cocky " Moi? This morning, as part of a local conservation group. I've dug 6 5'x3' holes & planted oak saplings. I did all this, supervising 3 hyper teenagers, while 3 groups of 4 men, managed to plant 6 trees between all of them I require no cock to excel in a mans world | |||
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"I want to be able to do it but in all honesty I've never really tried. I can paint ok but that's about my limit. I don't have the tools to do anymore than that, in fact I've only recently became a hammer owner My house needs a fair few repairs and plenty of decoration and I do want to be able to do it myself. The other thing that puts me off is the walls are black brick and that shit is mega tough to drill through so I'd need a big ole drill which frightens me and costs a small fortune I think. P I feel the same way - Ivebeen looking at drills this morning. I dont know what the fucking fuck I'm doing either Maybe Queen Leviosa is right you need a penis to be any good at DIY I'm not having it. PhoenixAdAstra is the DIY queen and I know she hasn't got one. She's my DIY hero with a fanny. She should give lessons.... at my house. Oh look at that my house has magically transformed and I sat back, watched and learned! Winner. I'll provide bacon butties and maybe some gin. P Mwhahahaaa ( evil genius laugh ) I like your style Miss Peach I think it's a rock solid idea. Fab female only day with life skills. Then we can all rock the town afterwards, or let B out of the under stairs cupboard to inspect the work naked. Fuck, he can be our naked butler and drinks pourer for the day. P You will need an SDS drill for blue/black brick I have an SDS drill, and in honour of my nomination, I'm bringing a pic out of hiding Has tools, knows how to use them & a not a damn penis in site Seeeeeeeee! We womensies CAN do it. Phoenix for president! She's got a drill And she knows how to use iiiiiit I now have an Aerosmith earworm. P" Only if you'll be my First Lady xx | |||
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"I want to be able to do it but in all honesty I've never really tried. I can paint ok but that's about my limit. I don't have the tools to do anymore than that, in fact I've only recently became a hammer owner My house needs a fair few repairs and plenty of decoration and I do want to be able to do it myself. The other thing that puts me off is the walls are black brick and that shit is mega tough to drill through so I'd need a big ole drill which frightens me and costs a small fortune I think. P I feel the same way - Ivebeen looking at drills this morning. I dont know what the fucking fuck I'm doing either Maybe Queen Leviosa is right you need a penis to be any good at DIY I'm not having it. PhoenixAdAstra is the DIY queen and I know she hasn't got one. She's my DIY hero with a fanny. She should give lessons.... at my house. Oh look at that my house has magically transformed and I sat back, watched and learned! Winner. I'll provide bacon butties and maybe some gin. P Mwhahahaaa ( evil genius laugh ) I like your style Miss Peach I think it's a rock solid idea. Fab female only day with life skills. Then we can all rock the town afterwards, or let B out of the under stairs cupboard to inspect the work naked. Fuck, he can be our naked butler and drinks pourer for the day. P You will need an SDS drill for blue/black brick I have an SDS drill, and in honour of my nomination, I'm bringing a pic out of hiding Has tools, knows how to use them & a not a damn penis in site Seeeeeeeee! We womensies CAN do it. Phoenix for president! She's got a drill And she knows how to use iiiiiit I now have an Aerosmith earworm. P Only if you'll be my First Lady xx" Yaaaaaay Lead us in wise one. Mary, mary, MARYYYYYYYYY We got hope. WE HAVE DIY HOPE DAMMIT! P | |||
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"I just tried to put a flat pack under sink cupboard together. Massive fail It looks like a toddler put it together. I hate DIY - why can't I do it? Who else is just as crap as me? " I hate it and I am also crap at it. Ikea and flat pack furniture should be banned. | |||
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"I attended a training day recently, which end with how to identify the strengths and weakness of your staff and their capabilities. It was likened to putting together a flat pack DIY Those who will unpack the box, check all the contents are there, read the instructions and assemble accordingly. Those who will unpack the box, check the contents and YouTube the instructions because the included manual didn’t make sense Those who will unpack the box, get all the contents out. Regardless of it all being there, just attempt assembly!! Which one are you? " Option 3 me, don't read manuals just look at the pics and so far all has been good xx | |||
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"I just tried to put a flat pack under sink cupboard together. Massive fail It looks like a toddler put it together. I hate DIY - why can't I do it? Who else is just as crap as me? " Happy to pop round and put together an erection for you | |||
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"I want to be able to do it but in all honesty I've never really tried. I can paint ok but that's about my limit. I don't have the tools to do anymore than that, in fact I've only recently became a hammer owner My house needs a fair few repairs and plenty of decoration and I do want to be able to do it myself. The other thing that puts me off is the walls are black brick and that shit is mega tough to drill through so I'd need a big ole drill which frightens me and costs a small fortune I think. P I feel the same way - Ivebeen looking at drills this morning. I dont know what the fucking fuck I'm doing either Maybe Queen Leviosa is right you need a penis to be any good at DIY I'm not having it. PhoenixAdAstra is the DIY queen and I know she hasn't got one. She's my DIY hero with a fanny. She should give lessons.... at my house. Oh look at that my house has magically transformed and I sat back, watched and learned! Winner. I'll provide bacon butties and maybe some gin. P" Phoenix isn’t a woman. She’s a fucking goddess | |||
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"I loooooove DIY and flat pack assembly, so fun " I love you | |||
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"I just tried to put a flat pack under sink cupboard together. Massive fail It looks like a toddler put it together. I hate DIY - why can't I do it? Who else is just as crap as me? " U should of asked me, I’d of popped round and assembled yr pack | |||
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"I just tried to put a flat pack under sink cupboard together. Massive fail It looks like a toddler put it together. I hate DIY - why can't I do it? Who else is just as crap as me? " Sorry no . I'm practical and an engineer | |||
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"I just tried to put a flat pack under sink cupboard together. Massive fail It looks like a toddler put it together. I hate DIY - why can't I do it? Who else is just as crap as me? Sorry no . I'm practical and an engineer " I've just completed a Vostok ICBM copy ,when I've fired the engines up I'll drop by if you wish . Hope the noise doesn't upset your neighbours .. | |||
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"I want to be able to do it but in all honesty I've never really tried. I can paint ok but that's about my limit. I don't have the tools to do anymore than that, in fact I've only recently became a hammer owner My house needs a fair few repairs and plenty of decoration and I do want to be able to do it myself. The other thing that puts me off is the walls are black brick and that shit is mega tough to drill through so I'd need a big ole drill which frightens me and costs a small fortune I think. P I feel the same way - Ivebeen looking at drills this morning. I dont know what the fucking fuck I'm doing either Maybe Queen Leviosa is right you need a penis to be any good at DIY I'm not having it. PhoenixAdAstra is the DIY queen and I know she hasn't got one. She's my DIY hero with a fanny. She should give lessons.... at my house. Oh look at that my house has magically transformed and I sat back, watched and learned! Winner. I'll provide bacon butties and maybe some gin. P Mwhahahaaa ( evil genius laugh ) I like your style Miss Peach I think it's a rock solid idea. Fab female only day with life skills. Then we can all rock the town afterwards, or let B out of the under stairs cupboard to inspect the work naked. Fuck, he can be our naked butler and drinks pourer for the day. P You will need an SDS drill for blue/black brick I have an SDS drill, and in honour of my nomination, I'm bringing a pic out of hiding Has tools, knows how to use them & a not a damn penis in site Seeeeeeeee! We womensies CAN do it. Phoenix for president! She's got a drill And she knows how to use iiiiiit I now have an Aerosmith earworm. P Only if you'll be my First Lady xx Yaaaaaay Lead us in wise one. Mary, mary, MARYYYYYYYYY We got hope. WE HAVE DIY HOPE DAMMIT! P" Hurrah We need a drill party immediately! I purchased a hammer drill - pray for me Phoenix you dont want me and Peachy to die from drill wounds do you? | |||
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"I quite enjoy a bit of flat pack making. But, being a cabinet maker, much prefer making my own stuff. Is it wobbly? Or just wonky?" It's both wobbly and wonky I think I put the hinges of the doors on the wrong way round | |||
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"I loooooove DIY and flat pack assembly, so fun " Dont Tell Fibs | |||
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"I’m shit at it as well. Took me two days to put a wardrobe together. It collapsed after a month, hate diy " | |||
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"I quite enjoy a bit of flat pack making. But, being a cabinet maker, much prefer making my own stuff. Is it wobbly? Or just wonky? It's both wobbly and wonky I think I put the hinges of the doors on the wrong way round " If you're not too far away, I'm happy to help | |||
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"I quite enjoy a bit of flat pack making. But, being a cabinet maker, much prefer making my own stuff. Is it wobbly? Or just wonky? It's both wobbly and wonky I think I put the hinges of the doors on the wrong way round If you're not too far away, I'm happy to help" That's nice of you I think I've done it though! | |||
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"I quite enjoy a bit of flat pack making. But, being a cabinet maker, much prefer making my own stuff. Is it wobbly? Or just wonky? It's both wobbly and wonky I think I put the hinges of the doors on the wrong way round If you're not too far away, I'm happy to help That's nice of you I think I've done it though!" It took you a while haha x | |||
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"I quite enjoy a bit of flat pack making. But, being a cabinet maker, much prefer making my own stuff. Is it wobbly? Or just wonky? It's both wobbly and wonky I think I put the hinges of the doors on the wrong way round If you're not too far away, I'm happy to help That's nice of you I think I've done it though!" | |||
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"If you dont mind paying some local oik 180 quid to do a simple job badly, go ahead. If you cant teach yourself to do simple DIY jobs after looking at You tube, you should not be allowed out alone orb to drive a motor vehicle. " This is why I have a bicycle | |||
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