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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

In ideal circumstances, what would you be doing right now?

Where would your ideal Saturday find you and with whom?

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Doing what I'm doing right now, spending time with my family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly? The only thing that could make this Saturday better is if my son shits. And if it was a wee bit warmer. Other than that, nowhere else I’d rather be/be doing

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Quite content in my current circumstances really...

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Honestly? The only thing that could make this Saturday better is if my son shits. And if it was a wee bit warmer. Other than that, nowhere else I’d rather be/be doing "

Waiting for a poo is definitely not where I saw this thread going...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Edinburgh with my boy for afternoon tea at either Mimi's Bakehouse or the Queen Charlotte rooms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm exactly where I should be and it couldn't be more ideal, watching daughter have a swimming lesson before I join her for a swim

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Honestly? The only thing that could make this Saturday better is if my son shits. And if it was a wee bit warmer. Other than that, nowhere else I’d rather be/be doing

Waiting for a poo is definitely not where I saw this thread going... "

Second vote for needing a poo.....

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'd be curled up on the sofa with my someone special. Dozing, snoring..

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Honestly? The only thing that could make this Saturday better is if my son shits. And if it was a wee bit warmer. Other than that, nowhere else I’d rather be/be doing

Waiting for a poo is definitely not where I saw this thread going...

Second vote for needing a poo..... "

Well this thread turned crappy

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I'd be with all my girls and my man, unlikely to happen right now but thatd be nice xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly? The only thing that could make this Saturday better is if my son shits. And if it was a wee bit warmer. Other than that, nowhere else I’d rather be/be doing

Waiting for a poo is definitely not where I saw this thread going... "

Poor mite is a wee bit constipated and is grunting and shouting at us

He tried carrot last night, I think that’s what the problem is. Not looking forward to this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly? The only thing that could make this Saturday better is if my son shits. And if it was a wee bit warmer. Other than that, nowhere else I’d rather be/be doing

Waiting for a poo is definitely not where I saw this thread going...

Second vote for needing a poo.....

Well this thread turned crappy"

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Honestly? The only thing that could make this Saturday better is if my son shits. And if it was a wee bit warmer. Other than that, nowhere else I’d rather be/be doing

Waiting for a poo is definitely not where I saw this thread going...

Poor mite is a wee bit constipated and is grunting and shouting at us

He tried carrot last night, I think that’s what the problem is. Not looking forward to this "

Aww!!! Sugar water? Xx

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Honestly? The only thing that could make this Saturday better is if my son shits. And if it was a wee bit warmer. Other than that, nowhere else I’d rather be/be doing

Waiting for a poo is definitely not where I saw this thread going...

Poor mite is a wee bit constipated and is grunting and shouting at us

He tried carrot last night, I think that’s what the problem is. Not looking forward to this "

Diluted pure orange juice will help

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

Nothing really, going to head over to Brooklands for a coffee and bite to eat, whilst watching the world roll by

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Ideally at home with my man and all our kids, however I'm all alone (sniff) painting one of the kids bedroom

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Honestly? The only thing that could make this Saturday better is if my son shits. And if it was a wee bit warmer. Other than that, nowhere else I’d rather be/be doing

Waiting for a poo is definitely not where I saw this thread going...

Poor mite is a wee bit constipated and is grunting and shouting at us

He tried carrot last night, I think that’s what the problem is. Not looking forward to this "

Oh poor wee thing, it's such a change to the digestive system when they start solids. Massage and cycling the legs helped us. Hope it comes soon!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly? The only thing that could make this Saturday better is if my son shits. And if it was a wee bit warmer. Other than that, nowhere else I’d rather be/be doing

Waiting for a poo is definitely not where I saw this thread going...

Poor mite is a wee bit constipated and is grunting and shouting at us

He tried carrot last night, I think that’s what the problem is. Not looking forward to this "

Massage his tummy, stroking down and outwards manipulate his legs gently rotate and draw the knees up to his tummy and repeat.

Hope it is a happy shit day soon... I remember the days well x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'd be spending it with loved ones, snuggling and watching a film and eating jam roly poly interspersed with messages from wonderful friends.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Honestly? The only thing that could make this Saturday better is if my son shits. And if it was a wee bit warmer. Other than that, nowhere else I’d rather be/be doing

Waiting for a poo is definitely not where I saw this thread going...

Poor mite is a wee bit constipated and is grunting and shouting at us

He tried carrot last night, I think that’s what the problem is. Not looking forward to this

Oh poor wee thing, it's such a change to the digestive system when they start solids. Massage and cycling the legs helped us. Hope it comes soon!

Mrs TMN x"

I can see this thread becoming poo watch...

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Honestly? The only thing that could make this Saturday better is if my son shits. And if it was a wee bit warmer. Other than that, nowhere else I’d rather be/be doing

Waiting for a poo is definitely not where I saw this thread going...

Poor mite is a wee bit constipated and is grunting and shouting at us

He tried carrot last night, I think that’s what the problem is. Not looking forward to this

Oh poor wee thing, it's such a change to the digestive system when they start solids. Massage and cycling the legs helped us. Hope it comes soon!

Mrs TMN x

I can see this thread becoming poo watch... "

Tick tock tick tock, when will it be poo o'clock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ideal Saturday? Hmm.

I'd say... on holiday with B.

Somewhere warm, all inclusive, beachfront and beautiful.

There would be an endless supply of board and card games.

Both of our kids would be there too and we would all have a wonderful day.

I'd win all the games tho. Well, I might let one of them win 1 round of kerplunk or something but that's my limit.

P

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Ideal Saturday? Hmm.

I'd say... on holiday with B.

Somewhere warm, all inclusive, beachfront and beautiful.

There would be an endless supply of board and card games.

Both of our kids would be there too and we would all have a wonderful day.

I'd win all the games tho. Well, I might let one of them win 1 round of kerplunk or something but that's my limit.

P"

Letting them win is a crime.

Just saying.

Mario Kart is a blood sport in my house...

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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Exactly what I was doing two weeks ago, twas a blissful weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hanging out the back of Stacey Solomon .

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Hanging out the back of Stacey Solomon ."

With eloquence like that, it's just a matter of time...

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We're about to go to Haulover naturist beach in Florida. That's a pretty damn good Saturday morning right there.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Exactly what I was doing two weeks ago, twas a blissful weekend "

I really wanted to change what to who but that might be not appropriate (or true!) so instead I'll say awww Lily.

Hopefully you have another blissful weekend soon, x

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I'm happy where I am. Having a day with my children after a couple of days away adventuring.

We are seriously mooching. Still in Jamas, snacking, dancing about, watching stuff, giggling. If anything .. I would bring some warmth and suns_ine to us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As happy as I am right now, I can't help wondering, would I be happier on a sunny beach somewhere, with a delicious cocktail and good book with very little else to do?

Yes, I definitely would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My perfect Saturday would be the whole family at my mums. Driving each other mad, while she ignores us and plays with the grandchildren.

Only a few more weeks until it because reality again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hanging out the back of Stacey Solomon .

With eloquence like that, it's just a matter of time... "

I guess you've seen her on tv...she's not looking for a wordsmith to write her a sonnet

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

I’d love to be in a nice tea room somewhere in North Yorkshire eating tea and scones with someone that loved me

Then go for a walk with the dog and back to a cosy cottage x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Update; he has done the biggest shit ever. Just took jumping in his jumperoo for a while. (Which is usually how I get him to shit.)

However; it’s the worst explosion I’ve ever seen (and every poo is an explosion at the moment) and all his clothes have been binned, both changing mats cleaned and sterilised, his nappy change cleaned and sterilised and he had a quick shower. Oh and it was bright orange, and not just liquid anymore - it was like sludge.

Yay!

Thanks for all the support guys x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I'm doung now, on pheasant shoot, then iff to pub after for a few jars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update; he has done the biggest shit ever. Just took jumping in his jumperoo for a while. (Which is usually how I get him to shit.)

However; it’s the worst explosion I’ve ever seen (and every poo is an explosion at the moment) and all his clothes have been binned, both changing mats cleaned and sterilised, his nappy change cleaned and sterilised and he had a quick shower. Oh and it was bright orange, and not just liquid anymore - it was like sludge.

Yay!

Thanks for all the support guys x"

Bless him and you! Glad he went though. Constipation in babies is not nice for anyone xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update; he has done the biggest shit ever. Just took jumping in his jumperoo for a while. (Which is usually how I get him to shit.)

However; it’s the worst explosion I’ve ever seen (and every poo is an explosion at the moment) and all his clothes have been binned, both changing mats cleaned and sterilised, his nappy change cleaned and sterilised and he had a quick shower. Oh and it was bright orange, and not just liquid anymore - it was like sludge.

Yay!

Thanks for all the support guys x

Bless him and you! Glad he went though. Constipation in babies is not nice for anyone xx"

No it’s bloody awful. He was constipated for the first few weeks after being born and it was awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update; he has done the biggest shit ever. Just took jumping in his jumperoo for a while. (Which is usually how I get him to shit.)

However; it’s the worst explosion I’ve ever seen (and every poo is an explosion at the moment) and all his clothes have been binned, both changing mats cleaned and sterilised, his nappy change cleaned and sterilised and he had a quick shower. Oh and it was bright orange, and not just liquid anymore - it was like sludge.

Yay!

Thanks for all the support guys x

Bless him and you! Glad he went though. Constipation in babies is not nice for anyone xx

No it’s bloody awful. He was constipated for the first few weeks after being born and it was awful "

So was my youngest, he suffered quite a lot until he was old enough to move about a bit. That definitely helps. We used Sugar water and then got a laxative from the Dr's for when he was really bad xx

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Aaaaaand back to the OP?

Anyone?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aaaaaand back to the OP?

Anyone?! "

What would be your perfect Saturday OP?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

We would love to be away in our favourite cliff top hotel, drinking a bottle of red beside a roaring log fire, whilst admiring the stunning northern coastline.

Then eat fabulous food in the restaurant, have another bottle of red and then an early night to enjoy each other.

We shall keep dreaming whilst we get back to work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be with Beast doing anything, doesn't matter what it is.

Yesterday was good, woke up in his arms. Went for a swim, hot tub and steam together. Went back to the room for more sex. Then went for breakfast, poached eggs and avocado on toast. Then drove to Cheshire oaks and shopped together. Had a peanut butter milkshake for lunch and then we said goodbye.

And no we are not back together it was our lets say goodbye for good meet

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I would be with Beast doing anything, doesn't matter what it is.

Yesterday was good, woke up in his arms. Went for a swim, hot tub and steam together. Went back to the room for more sex. Then went for breakfast, poached eggs and avocado on toast. Then drove to Cheshire oaks and shopped together. Had a peanut butter milkshake for lunch and then we said goodbye.

And no we are not back together it was our lets say goodbye for good meet "

Hugs Belle. That must be bloody difficult and upsetting x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would be with Beast doing anything, doesn't matter what it is.

Yesterday was good, woke up in his arms. Went for a swim, hot tub and steam together. Went back to the room for more sex. Then went for breakfast, poached eggs and avocado on toast. Then drove to Cheshire oaks and shopped together. Had a peanut butter milkshake for lunch and then we said goodbye.

And no we are not back together it was our lets say goodbye for good meet

Hugs Belle. That must be bloody difficult and upsetting x"

Was really hard to leave. Ended up messaging each other all the way home (he started it!) so it turns out we are not good at breaking up with each other. And I still have hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would be with Beast doing anything, doesn't matter what it is.

Yesterday was good, woke up in his arms. Went for a swim, hot tub and steam together. Went back to the room for more sex. Then went for breakfast, poached eggs and avocado on toast. Then drove to Cheshire oaks and shopped together. Had a peanut butter milkshake for lunch and then we said goodbye.

And no we are not back together it was our lets say goodbye for good meet

Hugs Belle. That must be bloody difficult and upsetting x

Was really hard to leave. Ended up messaging each other all the way home (he started it!) so it turns out we are not good at breaking up with each other. And I still have hope "

Oh gosh this sounds a bit heart wrenching. I dont know any of the details but do you really have to split? Sounds like neither of you really want to. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly? The only thing that could make this Saturday better is if my son shits. And if it was a wee bit warmer. Other than that, nowhere else I’d rather be/be doing

Waiting for a poo is definitely not where I saw this thread going...

Poor mite is a wee bit constipated and is grunting and shouting at us

He tried carrot last night, I think that’s what the problem is. Not looking forward to this "

Give him a plum used to work with mine

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By *LOVEpinacoladasWoman
over a year ago

East Sussex


"We would love to be away in our favourite cliff top hotel, drinking a bottle of red beside a roaring log fire, whilst admiring the stunning northern coastline.

Then eat fabulous food in the restaurant, have another bottle of red and then an early night to enjoy each other.

We shall keep dreaming whilst we get back to work."

This sounds like my perfect Saturday!

Mine is currently a top notch 'no special plans' Saturday - good run this morning, went to see art and have lunch with a person I'm pretty excited about, bought some Cava and crisps on the way home to have with a friend before going out dancing. And right now having sofa, tea and Fab time!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Getting ready for tonight's all nighter (Northern soul) can't wait

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By *LOVEpinacoladasWoman
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I would be with Beast doing anything, doesn't matter what it is.

Yesterday was good, woke up in his arms. Went for a swim, hot tub and steam together. Went back to the room for more sex. Then went for breakfast, poached eggs and avocado on toast. Then drove to Cheshire oaks and shopped together. Had a peanut butter milkshake for lunch and then we said goodbye.

And no we are not back together it was our lets say goodbye for good meet

Hugs Belle. That must be bloody difficult and upsetting x

Was really hard to leave. Ended up messaging each other all the way home (he started it!) so it turns out we are not good at breaking up with each other. And I still have hope "

This is so lovely but so hard. If this is it, marking it with a gorgeous ending is really special. It's something to look back on and smile over, in time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just leaving the King Power with my wife, having seen us smash 5 goals past Spurs, and heading home to get ready to go out to a club and meet some sexy friends.

As opposed to the reality of traipsing round a 3rd supermarket looking for green lentils......

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By *helljaneWoman
over a year ago

Barnsley

Sugar free sweets work very fast.

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

I'd be with a girl, no matter where it was, it would be my perfect day....

The girl, perfect to me, she had what she wanted then threw me away....

Even a nothing like me is capable of feeling something, but it just wont go away....

*shrugs sadly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be with a girl, no matter where it was, it would be my perfect day....

The girl, perfect to me, she had what she wanted then threw me away....

Even a nothing like me is capable of feeling something, but it just wont go away....

*shrugs sadly"

Thrown away? Its always easier to blame another for our woes, I fully suspect you drove her away, whoever she is, with this sort of wallowing and blame placing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be in India with all my friends.

Drinking, hysterically laughing and waking up and going to the beach for my breakfast.

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill


"I'd be with a girl, no matter where it was, it would be my perfect day....

The girl, perfect to me, she had what she wanted then threw me away....

Even a nothing like me is capable of feeling something, but it just wont go away....

*shrugs sadly

Thrown away? Its always easier to blame another for our woes, I fully suspect you drove her away, whoever she is, with this sort of wallowing and blame placing "

I dont blame her for my woes. She has her life and chose her own way.

Yes I'm sad, I've missed her from the first moment I looked into her eyes.

None of us ever get all that we want. That's the way life goes sometimes.

I still think of her every day. Maybe I always will....

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I'd be with a girl, no matter where it was, it would be my perfect day....

The girl, perfect to me, she had what she wanted then threw me away....

Even a nothing like me is capable of feeling something, but it just wont go away....

*shrugs sadly"

So your ideal day is being with someone who 'threw you away'?

I've seen you post these messages for quite a while now, I really think it's time you let go of whatever it was as it clearly isn't what you thought it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be with a girl, no matter where it was, it would be my perfect day....

The girl, perfect to me, she had what she wanted then threw me away....

Even a nothing like me is capable of feeling something, but it just wont go away....

*shrugs sadly

Thrown away? Its always easier to blame another for our woes, I fully suspect you drove her away, whoever she is, with this sort of wallowing and blame placing

I dont blame her for my woes. She has her life and chose her own way.

Yes I'm sad, I've missed her from the first moment I looked into her eyes.

None of us ever get all that we want. That's the way life goes sometimes.

I still think of her every day. Maybe I always will....

"

Bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a sofa spooning someone watching films,bottle of white wine , candles = perfect night

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'd be somewhere hot with Colin Firth.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"On a sofa spooning someone watching films,bottle of white wine , candles = perfect night "

Me me me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See my status...

However I'd also be happy with an evening with friends and lots of laugher

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

On a Bouncey castle with everyone out the pub (thumb oh and Kelly brook

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill


"I'd be with a girl, no matter where it was, it would be my perfect day....

The girl, perfect to me, she had what she wanted then threw me away....

Even a nothing like me is capable of feeling something, but it just wont go away....

*shrugs sadly

Thrown away? Its always easier to blame another for our woes, I fully suspect you drove her away, whoever she is, with this sort of wallowing and blame placing

I dont blame her for my woes. She has her life and chose her own way.

Yes I'm sad, I've missed her from the first moment I looked into her eyes.

None of us ever get all that we want. That's the way life goes sometimes.

I still think of her every day. Maybe I always will....

Bollocks. "

I have those, yes. But their not what I think with

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

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