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"Waiting for a bus. Nothing for ages then they all come at once " Isn’t that a bukakke? | |||
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"Waiting for a bus. Nothing for ages then they all come at once Isn’t that a bukakke?" It could be | |||
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"Waiting for a bus. Nothing for ages then they all come at once Isn’t that a bukakke?" I thought exactly the same Doc, I just avoided the obvious joke | |||
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"Ooh - just thought of another. The work car park. Where there's always some flash git in a shiny sports car looking down on those in their slightly tired old Corsas and Focuses, driving around in circles beeping their horn or playing loud music in a 'look at me' manner. Where some arse always nicks your spot when you're running slightly late for a meeting due to accidentally spilling coffee down your crotch because the muppet at the Costa drive through didn't put the lid on properly so you had to nip home and change because you wanted to make a good impression on the new bird on reception with the big knockers, before the flash git in the sports car gets there first. And where that new bloke that seemed really nice so you save him a space next to yours gets over excited and smashes your back door in. A" Perfect | |||
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"Ooh - just thought of another. The work car park. Where there's always some flash git in a shiny sports car looking down on those in their slightly tired old Corsas and Focuses, driving around in circles beeping their horn or playing loud music in a 'look at me' manner. Where some arse always nicks your spot when you're running slightly late for a meeting due to accidentally spilling coffee down your crotch because the muppet at the Costa drive through didn't put the lid on properly so you had to nip home and change because you wanted to make a good impression on the new bird on reception with the big knockers, before the flash git in the sports car gets there first. And where that new bloke that seemed really nice so you save him a space next to yours gets over excited and smashes your back door in. A" I cannot match your wit but am giggling away at this! Brilliant. Mrs TMN x | |||
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"Ooh - just thought of another. The work car park. Where there's always some flash git in a shiny sports car looking down on those in their slightly tired old Corsas and Focuses, driving around in circles beeping their horn or playing loud music in a 'look at me' manner. Where some arse always nicks your spot when you're running slightly late for a meeting due to accidentally spilling coffee down your crotch because the muppet at the Costa drive through didn't put the lid on properly so you had to nip home and change because you wanted to make a good impression on the new bird on reception with the big knockers, before the flash git in the sports car gets there first. And where that new bloke that seemed really nice so you save him a space next to yours gets over excited and smashes your back door in. A" And breathe | |||
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"Ooh - just thought of another. The work car park. Where there's always some flash git in a shiny sports car looking down on those in their slightly tired old Corsas and Focuses, driving around in circles beeping their horn or playing loud music in a 'look at me' manner. Where some arse always nicks your spot when you're running slightly late for a meeting due to accidentally spilling coffee down your crotch because the muppet at the Costa drive through didn't put the lid on properly so you had to nip home and change because you wanted to make a good impression on the new bird on reception with the big knockers, before the flash git in the sports car gets there first. And where that new bloke that seemed really nice so you save him a space next to yours gets over excited and smashes your back door in. A And breathe " I've been abandoned for the evening. This could get messy. A | |||
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"Fab sometimes reminds me of a hall of mirrors where the reflections people see of themselves are more interesting than the real people around them. Sometimes it reminds me of a nursery where children bicker, argue and pull each others hair to get noticed. Where they have to be reminded to play nice and share. Sometimes it's like a lovers kiss; flirtatious, delicious and promises more. " Great analysis Tea it’s only a nursery / playground by those who deem it to be so / contribute to it being so | |||
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"The job centre. Some people proactively looking and actually wanting to find something suitable, some are just there because they think they've run out of all other options, some just because their other half has been nagging them for months to try it and some that just pop in because quite frankly there's nothing else to do and it's raining outside so they call in every now and again claiming to be genuinely seeking work whilst having no intention of ever actually turning up if offered a job. Some are applying for positions they've no experience in and don't fit the required job description. Some turn up with absolute bullshit in their application form in the hope of fooling an employer into thinking they're the right man/woman for the job even though they don't have the necessary equipment. Some have turned up to see if there are any better options than their current job because they're pissed off that the benefits aren't that good and that the grass may be greener on the other side. One or two are workaholics that want as many jobs as possible. Then there's the staff - trying their best to advise people on the best way to find a job whilst being constantly told that it's not fair because nobody will ever give them an interview after sending in a one line application to a company that's not actually hiring. And every time the advisor suggests a job fair they say they're too nervous and don't want to bump into anyone they know as they don't want people to know they're jobhunting. And of course there's the few that think the job should come looking for them due to their stunning CV, who are then shocked when no suitable roles are offered and all they get is a request to go clean some pipes once a month. A" Omg I'm crying with laughter, comedic gold | |||
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"The job centre. Some people proactively looking and actually wanting to find something suitable, some are just there because they think they've run out of all other options, some just because their other half has been nagging them for months to try it and some that just pop in because quite frankly there's nothing else to do and it's raining outside so they call in every now and again claiming to be genuinely seeking work whilst having no intention of ever actually turning up if offered a job. Some are applying for positions they've no experience in and don't fit the required job description. Some turn up with absolute bullshit in their application form in the hope of fooling an employer into thinking they're the right man/woman for the job even though they don't have the necessary equipment. Some have turned up to see if there are any better options than their current job because they're pissed off that the benefits aren't that good and that the grass may be greener on the other side. One or two are workaholics that want as many jobs as possible. Then there's the staff - trying their best to advise people on the best way to find a job whilst being constantly told that it's not fair because nobody will ever give them an interview after sending in a one line application to a company that's not actually hiring. And every time the advisor suggests a job fair they say they're too nervous and don't want to bump into anyone they know as they don't want people to know they're jobhunting. And of course there's the few that think the job should come looking for them due to their stunning CV, who are then shocked when no suitable roles are offered and all they get is a request to go clean some pipes once a month. A" This.. Its exactly like this. | |||
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"The job centre. Some people proactively looking and actually wanting to find something suitable, some are just there because they think they've run out of all other options, some just because their other half has been nagging them for months to try it and some that just pop in because quite frankly there's nothing else to do and it's raining outside so they call in every now and again claiming to be genuinely seeking work whilst having no intention of ever actually turning up if offered a job. Some are applying for positions they've no experience in and don't fit the required job description. Some turn up with absolute bullshit in their application form in the hope of fooling an employer into thinking they're the right man/woman for the job even though they don't have the necessary equipment. Some have turned up to see if there are any better options than their current job because they're pissed off that the benefits aren't that good and that the grass may be greener on the other side. One or two are workaholics that want as many jobs as possible. Then there's the staff - trying their best to advise people on the best way to find a job whilst being constantly told that it's not fair because nobody will ever give them an interview after sending in a one line application to a company that's not actually hiring. And every time the advisor suggests a job fair they say they're too nervous and don't want to bump into anyone they know as they don't want people to know they're jobhunting. And of course there's the few that think the job should come looking for them due to their stunning CV, who are then shocked when no suitable roles are offered and all they get is a request to go clean some pipes once a month. A" love this | |||
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