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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

do you go to before having sexy time?

Is it cutting your toenails, putting 2 squirts of Lynx on instead of one. Or do you trim your under carriage hair?

What works for you?

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over a year ago

Depends.

Sometimes I can literally take hours and hours getting ready, have multiple baths and leg shaves just in case, a few hours doing my hair.

Other times I'll jump in the shower and leave my legs n pits looking like chewbacca gone rogue. No make up, just a towel and a smile

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Depends.

Sometimes I can literally take hours and hours getting ready, have multiple baths and leg shaves just in case, a few hours doing my hair.

Other times I'll jump in the shower and leave my legs n pits looking like chewbacca gone rogue. No make up, just a towel and a smile

Very animalistic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple hours every time, before I'm inspected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shave my face and knackers

Make sure my nails are neat

Ironed clothes

Aftershave

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Depends on who I am meeting tbh, different blokes like different things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash me knob in the sink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I know it’s someone that’s gonna turn up I’ll take longer. A bath and wash my hair the later another shower as I probably would’ve had a nervous shit. Dry and straighten or curl my hair. Make up done nicely. Body lotion and just take my time doing my make up and getting dressed.

Supposed to be meeting someone tonight but not heard anything today. I’ve had a bath but currently in a towel laying on my bed, I’m gonna do my hair in a moment and go for a carvery. IF she does get in touch to say he’s coming it’s an 1.5 hour journey so I’d get ready during that time. I’m fucking giving up the idea of meeting anyone cos I just pick the ones who lead me a merry dance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I know it’s someone that’s gonna turn up I’ll take longer. A bath and wash my hair the later another shower as I probably would’ve had a nervous shit. Dry and straighten or curl my hair. Make up done nicely. Body lotion and just take my time doing my make up and getting dressed.

Thought you started batting for the other team for a moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you go to before having sexy time?

Is it cutting your toenails, putting 2 squirts of Lynx on instead of one. Or do you trim your under carriage hair?

What works for you? "
im at my best for the act of orgasm

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I shave my toes x

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I shave my toes x

Your not Bigfoot are you?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

I’ll be down in 3 hrs then if you get stood up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought you started batting for the other team for a moment

Haha nah, meant he not she.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bath and hair wash. Shave legs, pits and moustache lol. Nail varnish. Stockings. Dress and shoes. Nice undies. Lots of deodorant and perfume. Make up. Mints or chewing gum. That's standard for any meet.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I shave my toes x

Your not Bigfoot are you?

I'm a hobbit x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've been known to put my teeth in ......

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

If I'm accomodating - clean my flat spotless and light some candles. Shower, wash my hair, shave half my damn body and pluck others. Dry and straighten hair, put on the fancy perfume, do sexy make up, put on sexy underwear/clothes/heels. If I have longer I might paint my toenails

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"If I'm accomodating - clean my flat spotless and light some candles. Shower, wash my hair, shave half my damn body and pluck others. Dry and straighten hair, put on the fancy perfume, do sexy make up, put on sexy underwear/clothes/heels. If I have longer I might paint my toenails

And my underpants have just fell off

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I've been known to put my teeth in ...... "

Why? You can fit the balls in as well then

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

And my underpants have just fell off

Let me get those for you

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

And my underpants have just fell off

Let me get those for you

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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over a year ago

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By *inkyandperky555Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Mr here bath shave trim down below put some nice deodorant on with after shave then a casual dress as in jeans and a shirt.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I turn the lights off and make sure the bed sheets aren't more than a week old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give my superman undies a quick going over with the iron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a bag over my head and cross my fingers

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm already too adorable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shave and pluck from top to bottom...

moisturise from top to bottom..

Paint nails, do makeup, do hair, spray myself with something beautiful smelling, ensure everything is clean, smooth, and just perfect in every way....

Then, allow him the bathroom! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you do OP?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I have a sniff of my knickers and spray them with a bit of Febreeze if they need it, and I'm good to go.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm already too adorable.

I think the phrase is Pussy Magnet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hide all the evidence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wash me knob in the sink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

god you really dont want to know my regime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shave and pluck from top to bottom...

moisturise from top to bottom..

Paint nails, do makeup, do hair, spray myself with something beautiful smelling, ensure everything is clean, smooth, and just perfect in every way....

Then, allow him the bathroom! Lol x"

Love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a sniff of my knickers and spray them with a bit of Febreeze if they need it, and I'm good to go."
omg I'm allergic to febreeze

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I have a sniff of my knickers and spray them with a bit of Febreeze if they need it, and I'm good to go.omg I'm allergic to febreeze

Get some clarityn, job's a good'un!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brush teeth, gargle with Listerine, bath and get dressed. Put some aftershave on and brush teeth again and gargle with Listerine before chewing an airwave chewing gum as I walk up to her and smile.

Oh, and I would shave or trim.

This got me thinking now.. When I was younger I had the chance to meet a stunning girl for fun and I shaved my self and accidently cut my cock and balls.

I thought to myself I can't meet her now because I could catch a STD with the cut. So I made my excuse and hopped to meet her again after I healed up.

I never had the chance again though.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Brush teeth, gargle with Listerine, bath and get dressed. Put some aftershave on and brush teeth again and gargle with Listerine before chewing an airwave chewing gum as I walk up to her and smile.

Oh, and I would shave or trim.

This got me thinking now.. When I was younger I had the chance to meet a stunning girl for fun and I shaved my self and accidently cut my cock and balls.

I thought to myself I can't meet her now because I could catch a STD with the cut. So I made my excuse and hopped to meet her again after I healed up.

I never had the chance again though.

That's not how STIs work Mickey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defuzz, through wash, do hair, get the war paint on, choose comfy undies, pick a flattering outfit usually black, spritz of Avons finest scents and off i go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brush teeth, gargle with Listerine, bath and get dressed. Put some aftershave on and brush teeth again and gargle with Listerine before chewing an airwave chewing gum as I walk up to her and smile.

Oh, and I would shave or trim.

This got me thinking now.. When I was younger I had the chance to meet a stunning girl for fun and I shaved my self and accidently cut my cock and balls.

I thought to myself I can't meet her now because I could catch a STD with the cut. So I made my excuse and hopped to meet her again after I healed up.

I never had the chance again though.

That's not how STIs work Mickey

It's blood though

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Brush teeth, gargle with Listerine, bath and get dressed. Put some aftershave on and brush teeth again and gargle with Listerine before chewing an airwave chewing gum as I walk up to her and smile.

Oh, and I would shave or trim.

This got me thinking now.. When I was younger I had the chance to meet a stunning girl for fun and I shaved my self and accidently cut my cock and balls.

I thought to myself I can't meet her now because I could catch a STD with the cut. So I made my excuse and hopped to meet her again after I healed up.

I never had the chance again though.

Is this still your routine though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brush teeth, gargle with Listerine, bath and get dressed. Put some aftershave on and brush teeth again and gargle with Listerine before chewing an airwave chewing gum as I walk up to her and smile.

Oh, and I would shave or trim.

This got me thinking now.. When I was younger I had the chance to meet a stunning girl for fun and I shaved my self and accidently cut my cock and balls.

I thought to myself I can't meet her now because I could catch a STD with the cut. So I made my excuse and hopped to meet her again after I healed up.

I never had the chance again though.

Is this still your routine though?

Yes if I ever get the chance again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make sure my underpants are clean

I’ll chuck them against a wall and if they don’t stick then I’ll wear them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Line the room with plastic

Cable ties..check

Duct tape..check

Cling film....check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to always keep on top of general maintenance, so normally it's shower, sexy undies and a little bit of my favourite perfume.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Line the room with plastic

Cable ties..check

Duct tape..check

Cling film....check

Empty washing up bottles.... check

Blue peter badge... check

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Brush teeth, gargle with Listerine, bath and get dressed. Put some aftershave on and brush teeth again and gargle with Listerine before chewing an airwave chewing gum as I walk up to her and smile.

Oh, and I would shave or trim.

This got me thinking now.. When I was younger I had the chance to meet a stunning girl for fun and I shaved my self and accidently cut my cock and balls.

I thought to myself I can't meet her now because I could catch a STD with the cut. So I made my excuse and hopped to meet her again after I healed up.

I never had the chance again though.

Is this still your routine though?

Yes if I ever get the chance again

I think Grotbags ClusterFucktress is trying to get in your undies

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I can get ready in 20mins as wash my hair and sort my clothes out the night before. Not a lover of make up but can slap a bit on in 2mins.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

It depends .. if its one of my fwb's im more relaxed, we jump in the shower together, we go places together and hang out so it depends what were doing.

But I often accomodate so I get the house sorted and get some provisions in.

Bath, moisturize, sort hair, choose undies, stretch, mascara, lip balm, done.

Dance about like a cat in a hot tin roof

If I'm meeting for the first time I inform my check in buddy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like to find decent underwear that matches if Im bothering to wear a bra. If not, nice pants that I know he might like depending on who he is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lock the dog out....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brush teeth, gargle with Listerine, bath and get dressed. Put some aftershave on and brush teeth again and gargle with Listerine before chewing an airwave chewing gum as I walk up to her and smile.

Oh, and I would shave or trim.

This got me thinking now.. When I was younger I had the chance to meet a stunning girl for fun and I shaved my self and accidently cut my cock and balls.

I thought to myself I can't meet her now because I could catch a STD with the cut. So I made my excuse and hopped to meet her again after I healed up.

I never had the chance again though.

Is this still your routine though?

Yes if I ever get the chance again

I think Grotbags ClusterFucktress is trying to get in your undies

Nah you wouldn't say that if you saw my inbox lol

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Brush teeth, gargle with Listerine, bath and get dressed. Put some aftershave on and brush teeth again and gargle with Listerine before chewing an airwave chewing gum as I walk up to her and smile.

Oh, and I would shave or trim.

This got me thinking now.. When I was younger I had the chance to meet a stunning girl for fun and I shaved my self and accidently cut my cock and balls.

I thought to myself I can't meet her now because I could catch a STD with the cut. So I made my excuse and hopped to meet her again after I healed up.

I never had the chance again though.

Is this still your routine though?

Yes if I ever get the chance again

I think Grotbags ClusterFucktress is trying to get in your undies

Nah you wouldn't say that if you saw my inbox lol "

She’s just playing hard to get brother

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Get in a bath bleach make sure every hole is clean. The other stuff I do everyday you never know who you meet

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Get in a bath bleach make sure every hole is clean. The other stuff I do everyday you never know who you meet

You bleach your hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Get in a bath bleach make sure every hole is clean. The other stuff I do everyday you never know who you meet

You bleach your hole?

Yes don't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get in a bath bleach make sure every hole is clean. The other stuff I do everyday you never know who you meet

You bleach your hole?

Yes don't you "

Doesn’t everyone???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shave and pluck from top to bottom...

moisturise from top to bottom..

Paint nails, do makeup, do hair, spray myself with something beautiful smelling, ensure everything is clean, smooth, and just perfect in every way....

Then, allow him the bathroom! Lol x

Love it.

Gotta let him have a few minutes... it's only fair lol. X

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Last week I shaved my legs - 1st time in 5 weeks

He’s a lucky man

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Get in a bath bleach make sure every hole is clean. The other stuff I do everyday you never know who you meet

You bleach your hole?

Yes don't you

Doesn’t everyone???"

No, I stick the bog brush up and pretend I’m brushing my teeth. Bleach is for the dirty ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends.

Sometimes I can literally take hours and hours getting ready, have multiple baths and leg shaves just in case, a few hours doing my hair.

Other times I'll jump in the shower and leave my legs n pits looking like chewbacca gone rogue. No make up, just a towel and a smile

Very animalistic

She certainly is...

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