FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Mystery bus tour.....All Aboard!...

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Good afternoon...The Fab mystery bus tour will be departing from London at 1.30 pm...Who would like to join me and what will you bring on board with you?....

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

May I climb aboard....I'll bring cake

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"May I climb aboard....I'll bring cake

Welcome aboard Sparkle!....Next stop Leeds!....what kind of cake do you have?...

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"May I climb aboard....I'll bring cake

Welcome aboard Sparkle!....Next stop Leeds!....what kind of cake do you have?...

Chocolate with strawberries and cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like a ticket please

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Afternoon Ash

I'll bring fruity cider with me

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Thumbs out, glitter ball in hand.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Could I come please.

I’ll bring my 124 piece tool kit in case of breakdowns.

You never know when you might need a screw-driver

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Could I come please.

I’ll bring my 124 piece tool kit in case of breakdowns.

You never know when you might need a screw-driver

Thought that said need to screw the driver

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Could I come please.

I’ll bring my 124 piece tool kit in case of breakdowns.

You never know when you might need a screw-driver

Thought that said need to screw the driver

It did

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"May I climb aboard....I'll bring cake

Welcome aboard Sparkle!....Next stop Leeds!....what kind of cake do you have?...

Chocolate with strawberries and cream

I will be with you in just a few minutes!.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll come, I'll bring a gameboy (me)

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’d like a ticket please "

Tickets are free on the fab mystery bus tour...you just need to bring something on board...

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

I'll jump on board with a case of Chablis

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Afternoon Ash

I'll bring fruity cider with me"

Good afternoon Compersion....I will look forward to having a fruity cider with you when we reach our mystery destination...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Thumbs out, glitter ball in hand. "

Afternoon innocent times and welcome aboard with your glitter ball....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Could I come please.

I’ll bring my 124 piece tool kit in case of breakdowns.

You never know when you might need a screw-driver

welcome aboard _iddlesticks....your tool kit could come in very handy if the bus breaks down!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'll come, I'll bring a gameboy (me) "

welcome aboard...Nx...we also have free Wifi on the bus!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I climb aboard....I'll bring cake

Welcome aboard Sparkle!....Next stop Leeds!....what kind of cake do you have?...

Chocolate with strawberries and cream

I’ll bring the stuff and make the cocktails....pornstar Martini anyone?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'll jump on board with a case of Chablis

Welcome aboard SMP....A case of Chablis?...That will help to keep the party going although as I'm the driver i cant drink!

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"I'll jump on board with a case of Chablis

Welcome aboard SMP....A case of Chablis?...That will help to keep the party going although as I'm the driver i cant drink!"

Get an agency driver in Ash and join the party

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"May I climb aboard....I'll bring cake

Welcome aboard Sparkle!....Next stop Leeds!....what kind of cake do you have?...

Chocolate with strawberries and cream

I’ll bring the stuff and make the cocktails....pornstar Martini anyone?

welcome aboard Fozzybear...we have a bar at the back of the bus so you could be bus barman....

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

I still have leftover Christmas cake so I’ll bring that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I climb aboard....I'll bring cake

Welcome aboard Sparkle!....Next stop Leeds!....what kind of cake do you have?...

Chocolate with strawberries and cream

I’ll bring the stuff and make the cocktails....pornstar Martini anyone?

welcome aboard Fozzybear...we have a bar at the back of the bus so you could be bus barman....

Always happy to whip up some delicious cocktails for the ladies and gents

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'll jump on board with a case of Chablis

Welcome aboard SMP....A case of Chablis?...That will help to keep the party going although as I'm the driver i cant drink!

Get an agency driver in Ash and join the party

That's a good idea!....Have booked an agency driver to take over later on...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I still have leftover Christmas cake so I’ll bring that. "

Welcome aboard Jessie....Left over Christmas cake sounds ace.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you pick me up please

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By *rghYeTimbersMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

Can I jump in as well, I'll bring a 5 piece band for some sweet music (it's a group thing).

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

I’m bringing a cooler box full of pulled pork (wrapped in foil to keep it warm), a bag of rolls and a big jar of apple sauce!

Veggie friendly stuffing and salad as well for those that require it.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can you pick me up please

Welcome aboard Cheeky....what will you bring on the bus with you?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can I jump in as well, I'll bring a 5 piece band for some sweet music (it's a group thing).

Welcome aboard hot....We should be able to fit your band in at the back of the bus!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m bringing a cooler box full of pulled pork (wrapped in foil to keep it warm), a bag of rolls and a big jar of apple sauce!

Veggie friendly stuffing and salad as well for those that require it."

Welcome aboard Locus...that's a very tasty selection of food you're bringing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooo i want on ill be the class clown

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Ash, could you drop by Nottingham to pick me up please? I will be bringing my sexy wife with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Darn it, I missed the bus

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"oooo i want on ill be the class clown"

Welcome aboard outandabout....every bus needs a class clown!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oooo i want on ill be the class clown

Welcome aboard outandabout....every bus needs a class clown!"

thank you now to polish up on some stand up or sit down jokes

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Ash, could you drop by Nottingham to pick me up please? I will be bringing my sexy wife with me

D."

We our now on our way back down south D so will pick you up and the lovely Jo...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Darn it, I missed the bus "

We are still on the road hippy chick....what will you bring on board the bus with you...

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Good evening

can I jump on you?

I will bring my fluffy blanket

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Will the bus stop at Brighton?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good evening

can I jump on you?

I will bring my fluffy blanket

Good evening Jo.....you're always welcome to jump on me.....is it a big fluffy blanket?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Will the bus stop at Brighton? "

We sure will steve...were now on our way down to the South coast....what have you got to bring on board...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Will the bus stop at Brighton?

We sure will steve...were now on our way down to the South coast....what have you got to bring on board...

Ice cream and candy floss and those shocking sugar butt plugs on a ribbon

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Good evening

can I jump on you?

I will bring my fluffy blanket

Good evening Jo.....you're always welcome to jump on me.....is it a big fluffy blanket?

Oh yes, it is huge

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By *undown40Couple
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Can we climb aboard please

We have some wine and beer

For refreshments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Darn it, I missed the bus

We are still on the road hippy chick....what will you bring on board the bus with you...

Yay! Hot chocolate and marshmallows?

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