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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you had to fight an animal what would you choose and why?

The most impressive wins a million pounds. Obviously you'd need to survive to enjoy it so choose wisely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sloth. Because there really slow. Easier to punch

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"If you had to fight an animal what would you choose and why?

The most impressive wins a million pounds. Obviously you'd need to survive to enjoy it so choose wisely! "

Am I allowed to use weapons/tools?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I’d fight a Fruit bat because I’m quite good at hanging upside down and munching on clementines

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’m a lover not a fighter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you had to fight an animal what would you choose and why?

The most impressive wins a million pounds. Obviously you'd need to survive to enjoy it so choose wisely!

Am I allowed to use weapons/tools?

D."

No just yourself. Gotta keep it fair!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"If you had to fight an animal what would you choose and why?

The most impressive wins a million pounds. Obviously you'd need to survive to enjoy it so choose wisely! "

If I win, can I have tea & cake with you instead? Actually, maybe a million is the safer choice

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"If you had to fight an animal what would you choose and why?

The most impressive wins a million pounds. Obviously you'd need to survive to enjoy it so choose wisely!

Am I allowed to use weapons/tools?

No just yourself. Gotta keep it fair! "

Hehe just checking

In that case I will say a Wolf

not in his pack (for fairness

) and I want to wear some steel toecap boots

don’t say we have to be naked cos if that’s the case I will downgrade to fox

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you had to fight an animal what would you choose and why?

The most impressive wins a million pounds. Obviously you'd need to survive to enjoy it so choose wisely!

If I win, can I have tea & cake with you instead? Actually, maybe a million is the safer choice

Safe!?! I'm safe. I told you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you had to fight an animal what would you choose and why?

The most impressive wins a million pounds. Obviously you'd need to survive to enjoy it so choose wisely!

Am I allowed to use weapons/tools?

No just yourself. Gotta keep it fair!

Hehe just checking

In that case I will say a Wolf

not in his pack (for fairness

) and I want to wear some steel toecap boots

don’t say we have to be naked cos if that’s the case I will downgrade to fox

D."

I hadn't thought of that! You can wear a coat, keep it fair

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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A Giraffe. I'd get it in a headlock

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

A bear ... during hibernation season

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

"A bear ... during hibernation season "

Because it will be sleeping when I whack it ...

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I hadn't thought of that! You can wear a coat, keep it fair

bare feet! Can we fight in a sports hall? I will stick with solo wolf I will definitely lose but there is a chance and it’s for a mill so wolf

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

A mole. They're pretty much blind. Would be an easy win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we are on land, a dolphin

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By *oneyCPL8484Couple
over a year ago

Gosport

"If we are on land, a dolphin "

If you were on land surely you'd say a Great White as it would be more impressive.... but still flapping about lol

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"If we are on land, a dolphin "

I dunno ... Dan Marino was quite a force to be reckoned with in his day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I think I'll take the honour of fighting the most deadly animal in human history, a mosquito.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"If you had to fight an animal what would you choose and why? "

I’d happily wrestle you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to fight a 40kg Rottweiler once so I’ll need something bigger... umm I’ll take a bear at least I know I’ll lose quick

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A cat.

Cats are dicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a lover not a fighter

Me too ... I'd shag it and kill it with syphilis x

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Kangaroo, I have always had this urge inside me to go toe to toe with one of the cunts.

People say they can cut your stomach open with a kick, lets find out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we are on land, a dolphin

If you were on land surely you'd say a Great White as it would be more impressive.... but still flapping about lol"

But it could roll over and squish me

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

A Panda they are such ridiculous animals.

I would roll it around while yelling at it to fix up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd fight 3 Pepperami's no bother, I'd eat them alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 hippos and 7 polarbears just me and a couple sets of clossics

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

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"3 hippos and 7 polarbears just me and a couple sets of clossics

I challenge that with one Scottish Midgie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mouse.. Especially one of the ones in my attic. EaT the poison take my traps away.. They are like stealth. Eaten my car. Eaten electrics and still they survive

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By *wisted VinylMan
over a year ago

Fife

"3 hippos and 7 polarbears just me and a couple sets of clossics

I challenge that with one Scottish Midgie"

Its said a cloud of west coast midgies can strip a hippo to the bone in 60 seconds flat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The world's most dangerous animal, a hu man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A goldfish

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By *wisted VinylMan
over a year ago

Fife

a honey badger

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

The most dangerous animal in the world.....an angry pissed off Scottish redhead.....so I'd fight myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The most dangerous animal in the world.....an angry pissed off Scottish redhead.....so I'd fight myself

I'd happily watch this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The most dangerous animal in the world.....an angry pissed off Scottish redhead.....so I'd fight myself

I'd happily masturbate to this

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"The most dangerous animal in the world.....an angry pissed off Scottish redhead.....so I'd fight myself

I'd happily masturbate to this "

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By *zreal_rdgMan
over a year ago

Reading

I’d fight 50 squirrels

The first two I’d grab and use as nunchucks on the rest. There would be fur flying everywhere. It would be like the scene out of the matrix when Neo fights all those agent smiths.

It would be hard. But with some training and watching a couple of Bruce lee films I think I could hold my own.

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