FabSwingers.com forum: Something sexual you’re rubbish at

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did this thread a while ago and it filled up.

I’m a bad kisser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

Pretty fantastic at the rest of it

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I have no idea what I'm good or bad at.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being respectful and considerate to women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex

Pretty fantastic at the rest of it "

Undoing bras Ive got dick fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't even get past the chatting up bit. Never mind sexy sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swallowing lol. Yuck!!

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Leaving afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking dirty. It always sounds so cheesy and generic lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Swallowing lol. Yuck!!"

Oh I don’t let men cum in my mouth

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

deep throating

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

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You said it twice you must have turret's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Talking dirty. It always sounds so cheesy and generic lol. "

I’m shit at this as well

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

Being on top. Don't like it. Not good at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Stopping

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

Don't like cum in my mouth or face yuk lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swallowing lol. Yuck!!

Oh I don’t let men cum in my mouth

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I only allow my hubby and even then I heave lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand jobs, I always feel really awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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You said it twice you must have turret's

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Don't have tourettes. Just an eager fat thumb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talking dirty. It always sounds so cheesy and generic lol.

I’m shit at this as well

When a woman tells me to call her names, I always freeze, and turn it into a question, like "er..... er.... you're a ...... whore?"

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Roleplay, you want me to be what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lot of non-swallowers on this thread *jots names down in notepad*.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I sometimes get the giggles, not aimed at the individual or what is occurring, it just happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Talking dirty. It always sounds so cheesy and generic lol.

I’m shit at this as well

When a woman tells me to call her names, I always freeze, and turn it into a question, like "er..... er.... you're a ...... whore?""

‘Sandra, you’re a little bitch!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being on top, not very good at it, be good to have a non judgemental meet that would let me practice at it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I sometimes get the giggles, not aimed at the individual or what is occurring, it just happens

I get the giggles when kissing guys who aren’t C

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Man I’m awful at a lot of things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talking dirty. It always sounds so cheesy and generic lol.

I’m shit at this as well

When a woman tells me to call her names, I always freeze, and turn it into a question, like "er..... er.... you're a ...... whore?""

Just call her a fat slag.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Being on top, not very good at it, be good to have a non judgemental meet that would let me practice at it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being patient once I am sated.

Oh wait, I am never sated!

I am not good at containing my orgasm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes get the giggles, not aimed at the individual or what is occurring, it just happens

Giggles are good !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deepthroat. Far too much gagging and thinking about being sick goes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reverse cowgirl.

If anyone can share some tips that would be great

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

Being faithful to my husband!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reverse cowgirl.

If anyone can share some tips that would be great

Yes. Don't fall off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Reverse cowgirl.

If anyone can share some tips that would be great

I’m so shit on top (well I feel I am) but C seems to love it, it’s his favourite position

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I sometimes get the giggles, not aimed at the individual or what is occurring, it just happens

I get the giggles when kissing guys who aren’t C"

Haha.... dirt talk can set me off or even on the verge of cuming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes get the giggles, not aimed at the individual or what is occurring, it just happens

I get the giggles when kissing guys who aren’t C"

Who aren't what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being patient once I am sated.

Oh wait, I am never sated!

I am not good at containing my orgasm!"

As Elsa said "let it go" lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m rubbish at faking an orgasm.... apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reverse cowgirl.

If anyone can share some tips that would be great

My favourite position to be ridden reverse cowgirl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I sometimes get the giggles, not aimed at the individual or what is occurring, it just happens

I get the giggles when kissing guys who aren’t C

Who aren't what? "

My husband

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Being patient once I am sated.

Oh wait, I am never sated!

I am not good at containing my orgasm!"

Never contain it

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By *otrockWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I don't think I'm very good at wanking off a guy, althou I've never been told I crap I just think it myself..

And i'm definitely crap at face sitting as i don't like it, I just think I'm to fat for it, don't find it comfortable, can't relax, and never really know what to do.. I've only done it a few times so I know I'm crap at it..

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Riding a cock. And even less so now that I read that thread the other day about penis snapping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hand jobs, I always feel really awkward "

Haha, if you ever need any practice.........

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Making my penis say actual words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hand jobs, I always feel really awkward "

Practice, practice, practice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes get the giggles, not aimed at the individual or what is occurring, it just happens

I get the giggles when kissing guys who aren’t C

Who aren't what? "
I think she means her hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking dirty on demand. Errr take it you filthy bitch....what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lasting longer that 10 minutes

(I've had to get really good at oral to make up for it lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm crap on top..cant find a rhythm and feel too fat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m sorry to anyone who wants to meet me. I’m shit at everything except blowjobs

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Hand jobs, I always feel really awkward

Practice, practice, practice...

and a little lube help it all move smoothly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tit wanks... They just ain't big enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep throat: I puke down your japseye

Talking dirty/seductively: I may aswell be reading the yellow pages out loud without my reading glasses on and getting the words all fucked up.

Stripping off all raunchy: less said about that the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I'm very good at wanking off a guy, althou I've never been told I crap I just think it myself..

You are not too fat. I am sure kneeling you would be wonderful, as the woman you do not need to do much just relax, have a wall to lean on and let the guy go to town.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm crap on top..cant find a rhythm and feel too fat!"
so many women confessing to this. I'm the same and I'm glad many more feel the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being on top dirty talk don't like cum in my mouth and anal I'm pretty rubbish tbf xx

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By *itbit!Man
over a year ago

Bridgend

"I don't think I'm very good at wanking off a guy, althou I've never been told I crap I just think it myself..

Face sitting? Just squat right down on there and grind your pussy till you cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I'm very good at wanking off a guy, althou I've never been told I crap I just think it myself..

Face sitting? Just squat right down on there and grind your pussy till you cum

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I love it but always scared he wont be able to breathe when I cum. Too much clenching lol.

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By *aughtyboyAlexMan
over a year ago

Colchester and all over!

"Reverse cowgirl.

If anyone can share some tips that would be great

Not sure you can really get it wrong?..

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Facesitting. I don't do it. I can't be comfortable doing it. So yeah. Crap at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reverse cowgirl.

If anyone can share some tips that would be great

What bit you struggling with? It's one of my faves xx

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Really not good at giving, cum in about 30 seconds, I'm a "3 pumps and a pubble " sort of man x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Letting someone else take charge, I hate being told what to do, bites me the arse sometimes though

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By *otrockWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"I don't think I'm very good at wanking off a guy, althou I've never been told I crap I just think it myself..

Face sitting? Just squat right down on there and grind your pussy till you cum

I always think I'm going to suffocate him so never relax enough to enjoy it, it just makes me to nervous. I just find it uncomfortable..

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I don't think I'm very good at cowgirl, despite being told that I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being on top. Don't like it. Not good at it. "

This

. But that's mostly because I don't enjoy it.

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By *edVelvet08Woman
over a year ago

Kettering

Talking dirty. I have tried but the words that in my head sound nothing like what comes out my mouth

Flirting I'm crap at. May be that's why I'm still single lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being on top, not very good at it, be good to have a non judgemental meet that would let me practice at it. "

Well, I would be more than happy to help!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Dirty talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve only facesat briefly, and I didn’t know where to put myself. I need practice

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Talking dirty. It always sounds so cheesy and generic lol.

I’m shit at this as well

When a woman tells me to call her names, I always freeze, and turn it into a question, like "er..... er.... you're a ...... whore?"

‘Sandra, you’re a little bitch!’"

What did I do now ???

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By *punkymonkey40Man
over a year ago

derby

Almost everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lap dancing, it feels every bit as ridiculous as it looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being patient once I am sated.

Oh wait, I am never sated!

I am not good at containing my orgasm!

Never contain it

When I cum, I clench though and push them out, unless they are extremely strong!

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Being on top just doesn't quite feel right, however much I do it. And I can't do dirty talk for shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maintaining a solid erection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading signals

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

"Talking dirty. It always sounds so cheesy and generic lol. "

Thought it was just me!!

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Playing with boobs, honestly dont know what to do with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm good at everything

Years of practise

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I have a whole list!

Taking big dicks

Doggy style

Reverse cowgirl

Being quiet

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Being patient once I am sated.

Oh wait, I am never sated!

I am not good at containing my orgasm!

Never contain it

When I cum, I clench though and push them out, unless they are extremely strong!"

That’s why on top is best, you can’t push them out !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did this thread a while ago and it filled up.

I’m a bad kisser

Swallowing I just can’t

Being on top , sometimes it hurts my hip massively . Bigger a guy is like legs etc and further I have to open up to get up on top it can truly hurt

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Oh I'm pretty crap at a few things but I just do the two things I'm really good at which are laying really, really still and faking an orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would hope blowjobs thankfully il never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Domination. It feels wrong; I feel silly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did this thread a while ago and it filled up.

Need someone to judge me

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Being on top, not very good at it, be good to have a non judgemental meet that would let me practice at it. "

Thread full of men and a comment like that goes unnoticed.

I you were closer I would gladly offer to be the Guinea meet

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Putting a Condom on while performing cunnilingus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69 position. I moan a lot to avoid doing my part

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

69. I'll give THE most amazing blowjob but distract me by licking me out and it's done for. Truly cannot concentrate on both!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never given a blow job, so idprobably suck at it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never given a blow job, so idprobably suck at it

Literally

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Did this thread a while ago and it filled up.

I’m a bad kisser

I'm seriously poor at receiving blow jobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't do the hard work for more than 10 minutes

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Role play & dirty talk... It makes me cringe & I get the giggles and just feel ridiculous.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Talking dirty. It always sounds so cheesy and generic lol. "

I can't do this either, I end up laughing

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm terrible ar keeping count of the orgasms she's having.

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Flirting and messaging women !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watersports. I have a shy bladder

it's a case of close the eyes & shout "don't touch me!" While I think of cascading waterfalls and even then it's a good 10min wait

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm too tentative to give a decent hand job. I'm rubbish at them.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I don't think I'd be any good at 4 play would much rather have one to one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I'd be any good at 4 play would much rather have one to one

Dafty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing when I have had enough. I'm pretty insatiable and until he tells me no more I want more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and going on top of he is well built as I can't get enough movement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a big dick

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By *eonnieCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

"Talking dirty. It always sounds so cheesy and generic lol.

I’m shit at this as well

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being patient once I am sated.

Oh wait, I am never sated!

I am not good at containing my orgasm!

Never contain it

When I cum, I clench though and push them out, unless they are extremely strong!

That’s why on top is best, you can’t push them out !

Yeah, I can!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Role play & dirty talk... It makes me cringe & I get the giggles and just feel ridiculous.

I'm the same!!

It just doesn't feel right at all, dont mind talking and asking to try things but not role play or dirty talk

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Reverse cowgirl.

If anyone can share some tips that would be great

Start slow. Tell him to be still. Visualise the angle of him in you. And move with that the way your body wants..don't try replicate porn. Experiment.

Try leaning back, put a cushion under his bum. Try one foot on floor/bed.

Once you get it say 'YEE FUCKIN HAW!'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going on top.

I'm ok-ish at everything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a fan of anal

I don't like being forced to deep throat either and I'm rubbish at it

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Reverse cowgirl.

If anyone can share some tips that would be great

Start slow. Tell him to be still. Visualise the angle of him in you. And move with that the way your body wants..don't try replicate porn. Experiment.

Try leaning back, put a cushion under his bum. Try one foot on floor/bed.

Once you get it say 'YEE FUCKIN HAW!'. "

Definitely they need to stay still, let you take control and find your rhythm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm rubbish at not crying when I cum

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Reverse cowgirl.

If anyone can share some tips that would be great

Start slow. Tell him to be still. Visualise the angle of him in you. And move with that the way your body wants..don't try replicate porn. Experiment.

Try leaning back, put a cushion under his bum. Try one foot on floor/bed.

Once you get it say 'YEE FUCKIN HAW!'.

Definitely they need to stay still, let you take control and find your rhythm

I'm happy to help make a tutorial video if that helps?

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Reverse cowgirl.

If anyone can share some tips that would be great

Start slow. Tell him to be still. Visualise the angle of him in you. And move with that the way your body wants..don't try replicate porn. Experiment.

Try leaning back, put a cushion under his bum. Try one foot on floor/bed.

Once you get it say 'YEE FUCKIN HAW!'.

Definitely they need to stay still, let you take control and find your rhythm

I'm happy to help make a tutorial video if that helps? "

So noble of you Chunky

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

What can I say. I'm just adorable

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I'm not good at quickies/stopping .. Once the doors closed, you're in for the long haul.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm not good at quickies/stopping .. Once the doors closed, you're in for the long haul. "

Damn and blast.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Talking dirty and role play, out of my comfort zone

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By *ilks xXxWoman
over a year ago

East Mids

On top ... I try, I like it ... I lose rythem and giggle .... not good

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I've never quite managed to master taking my socks off in a visually appealing / sexy manner...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going on top...I give up trying now x

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"I've never quite managed to master taking my socks off in a visually appealing / sexy manner..."

I felt this in my soul.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not good at quickies/stopping .. Once the doors closed, you're in for the long haul. "

I'm terrible at resisting going again for a 2nd,3rd,4th,5th time..

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By *rixiepeepWoman
over a year ago

over the hill / chatsworth

I think I'm no good at all of it

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Undoing belt buckles or 501 studs!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Undoing belt buckles or 501 studs! "

. Allow me.....

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Undoing belt buckles or 501 studs!

. Allow me..... "

Ooo cheeky

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

I am hopless at reading Lassies signals - been told a few times at the end of parties that someone had wanted to play but I hadn't thought she was interested - d'oh!!

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

Hiding my lust for short haired brunettes

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

un-doing a ladies bra when you can't see the clips!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Undoing belt buckles or 501 studs!

. Allow me.....

Ooo cheeky

Me?????

Never.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Wanting them to leave...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just out of practice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m just out of practice. "

Wanna get practicing?

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"I'm not good at quickies/stopping .. Once the doors closed, you're in for the long haul. "

Perfect Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m rubbish at being shit at sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m rubbish at being shit at sex

You’re good at EVERYTHING?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m rubbish at being shit at sex

You’re good at EVERYTHING?"

In life? Yes, of course

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’m not great at inflicting pain.

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

really rough/pain sex, i dont really get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want the best SHIT blowjob?

I can provide it

You want the most boring sexual experience of your life.

I’m the best at giving the most boring sexual experience ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m just out of practice.

Wanna get practicing?"

Oh yeah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m just out of practice.

Wanna get practicing?

Oh yeah

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

Lifting them up..oh my back

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By *ackDorianMan
over a year ago

ashford

"You want the best SHIT blowjob?

I can provide it

You want the most boring sexual experience of your life.

I’m the best at giving the most boring sexual experience ever

Shit blowjob you say?!

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By *QManc35Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Don't like cum in my mouth or face yuk lol

Agreed!

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By *rederick2000Man
over a year ago

Out and About near you

Stamina.....

Premature ejaculation....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want the best SHIT blowjob?

I can provide it

You want the most boring sexual experience of your life.

I’m the best at giving the most boring sexual experience ever

Shit blowjob you say?! "

Yep. I’m crap at them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gag reflex is terrible lol

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By *ackDorianMan
over a year ago

ashford

"You want the best SHIT blowjob?

I can provide it

You want the most boring sexual experience of your life.

I’m the best at giving the most boring sexual experience ever

Shit blowjob you say?!

Yep. I’m crap at them."

Crap at blowjobs or crap at shit blowjobs?!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Due to ageing, I can no longer do all night, what I used to do all night!!

Well, almost!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My stamina can be an embarrassment sometimes. But that's part of the reason I'm here. Searching for a decent training partner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want the best SHIT blowjob?

I can provide it

You want the most boring sexual experience of your life.

I’m the best at giving the most boring sexual experience ever

Shit blowjob you say?!

Yep. I’m crap at them.

Crap at blowjobs or crap at shit blowjobs?!"

I’m shit at blowjobs so I’m the best at giving crap bj’s.

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By *ackDorianMan
over a year ago

ashford

"You want the best SHIT blowjob?

I can provide it

You want the most boring sexual experience of your life.

I’m the best at giving the most boring sexual experience ever

Shit blowjob you say?!

Yep. I’m crap at them.

Crap at blowjobs or crap at shit blowjobs?!

I’m shit at blowjobs so I’m the best at giving crap bj’s."

Strangely arousing, not gonna lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having orgasms, that part of me is broken

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By *ackDorianMan
over a year ago

ashford

Ima say sexting. It’s a bit dry sometimes; no previous partners have been into it so I never got much of a feel for it

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By *ovingeachotherCouple
over a year ago

Devizes

deepthroating! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My stamina can be an embarrassment sometimes. But that's part of the reason I'm here. Searching for a decent training partner."

Actually if I'm going to be really honest, what I'm worst at is approaching people or initiating sexual encounters. Seem to keep reading the signs wrong or getting the wrong idea somewhere down the line. Better in person than on here, but not by much haha

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By *aughty Lovers 69Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

Rubbish at instigating or initiating haha don't have the confidence x

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By *ackDorianMan
over a year ago

ashford

"Rubbish at instigating or initiating haha don't have the confidence x"

You’re great! Go out there and find what you’re looking for!

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By *aughty Lovers 69Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

"Rubbish at instigating or initiating haha don't have the confidence x

You’re great! Go out there and find what you’re looking for!"

Thank you, we can chat like there's no tomorrow no problem but making a sexual move haha eeeek the panic sets in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s a hard one

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

On here

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Come chat! X

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By *ackDorianMan
over a year ago

ashford

"Rubbish at instigating or initiating haha don't have the confidence x

You’re great! Go out there and find what you’re looking for!

Thank you, we can chat like there's no tomorrow no problem but making a sexual move haha eeeek the panic sets in

Everyone loves a chat! I’m awful at it which is why I ask people to meet asap, cause I’m not quite as boring in person! Hard bump to get over and I’m still not sure I’ve got over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confident in everything except phone sex...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talking dirty. It always sounds so cheesy and generic lol.

I’m shit at this as well

When a woman tells me to call her names, I always freeze, and turn it into a question, like "er..... er.... you're a ...... whore?""

Yeah can never do dirty talk either just doesn't feel natural..

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