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Do you think the Queen wears hats because she has bed hair?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Are you a hat wearer?

I have a about a dozen hats. One is like a beanie and it's for nipping to the shop if I haven't done my hair... it's the only one I seem to wear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have about 12 hats aswell. mostly baseball and slouch beanies but going through a flat cap phase right now

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I have the world's largest collection of Fez's outside of North Africa.

Different colours and adornments but they must always be worn at a jaunty 45° angle.

I prefer all my prospective mates to sport some form of millinery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon Liz 2 is as bald as a pickled egg, and Billy boy's rapidly heading that way. Maybe they get their syrups from the same guys that make the busbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She only wears hats to hide her crown....

I mean C'mon..... ya can't expect her to dazzle the poor people with her bling every the time she goes outside....

But hey, as soon as she get back indoors, she whips off the hat and shouts Tah-dah !!!

I'm queenie from the block and look at the rocks, that I got !! my-bad !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you a hat wearer?

I have a about a dozen hats. One is like a beanie and it's for nipping to the shop if I haven't done my hair... it's the only one I seem to wear."

I think she is bald as a coot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can see her hair from under the hat tho. Unless she has hats with grey hair attached for realism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can see her hair from under the hat tho. Unless she has hats with grey hair attached for realism "

It will be hair ripped from the head of peasants working on her estates!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can see her hair from under the hat tho. Unless she has hats with grey hair attached for realism

It will be hair ripped from the head of peasants working on her estates! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can see her hair from under the hat tho. Unless she has hats with grey hair attached for realism

It will be hair ripped from the head of peasants working on her estates!

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I am joking by the way before any peasants get upset.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to some She's a lizard like shape shifter, the hat is a cunningly disguised assistant who feeds her live mice through a hole in the top of her head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to some She's a lizard like shape shifter, the hat is a cunningly disguised assistant who feeds her live mice through a hole in the top of her head "

You have been listening to too much David Ike!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" It will be hair ripped from the head of peasants working on her estates! "

Or Philips old pubes knitted into ringlets by retired Shreddies grannies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hats are ace. A fab hat screams "Look at me, I'm amazing!" to all who see it - and all who see it will turn and stare as surely as the sun will rise tomorrow...

Fine shoes do the same job, and the greatest joy of both hats and shoes is that it doesn't matter how thin or fat or old or young or short or tall you are - they still make you look and feel like a sex goddess, and they still make everyone boggle at you as you pass by.

THAT is why Liz wears 'em. Oh yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have lots of hats. I'm a big fan of accessories and hair accessories are my fave. I have mini top hats, veiled hats, huge fascinators and various assortment of diamante or flower headbands. I wear things in my hair every time I go out. I love indian head jewellery too.

I do have a cute panda beanie but I don't wear it very much as I have long curly hair and it flattens my curls

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

People are not wearing enough hats

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

its cos she has hat hair!!! d'oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" It will be hair ripped from the head of peasants working on her estates!

Or Philips old pubes knitted into ringlets by retired Shreddies grannies..."

That's a terrible thought! And as funny as fuck!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"People are not wearing enough hats "

How many can you wear at any given time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hats!...Queen!...Polo!...Hmmmm...Beadhead!

Ok the answer is Velcro.

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By *ittle miss cock suckerWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

maybe she wears them so she dont get headlice from the kids at schools lol

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"Are you a hat wearer?

I have a about a dozen hats. One is like a beanie and it's for nipping to the shop if I haven't done my hair... it's the only one I seem to wear."

you mention the queen then talk about yourself ..... is there something we should know?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Are you a hat wearer?

I have a about a dozen hats. One is like a beanie and it's for nipping to the shop if I haven't done my hair... it's the only one I seem to wear.

you mention the queen then talk about yourself ..... is there something we should know?"

There's probably quite a lot some of you should know... but it's too late for some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only for trips to ilkley moor.

So I don't get shot!

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"Are you a hat wearer?

I have a about a dozen hats. One is like a beanie and it's for nipping to the shop if I haven't done my hair... it's the only one I seem to wear.

you mention the queen then talk about yourself ..... is there something we should know?

There's probably quite a lot some of you should know... but it's too late for some."

I was using The Royal We

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Are you a hat wearer?

I have a about a dozen hats. One is like a beanie and it's for nipping to the shop if I haven't done my hair... it's the only one I seem to wear.

you mention the queen then talk about yourself ..... is there something we should know?

There's probably quite a lot some of you should know... but it's too late for some.

I was using The Royal We"

Watersports is not my thing. But I am impressed you got some from a royal.

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"Are you a hat wearer?

I have a about a dozen hats. One is like a beanie and it's for nipping to the shop if I haven't done my hair... it's the only one I seem to wear.

you mention the queen then talk about yourself ..... is there something we should know?

There's probably quite a lot some of you should know... but it's too late for some.

I was using The Royal We

Watersports is not my thing. But I am impressed you got some from a royal."

It's hardly a challenge - they are Germans after all

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"You can see her hair from under the hat tho. Unless she has hats with grey hair attached for realism

It will be hair ripped from the head of peasants working on her estates! "

I thought peasants had feathers, and ginger ones at that?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Hats are ace. A fab hat screams "Look at me, I'm amazing!" to all who see it - and all who see it will turn and stare as surely as the sun will rise tomorrow...

Fine shoes do the same job, and the greatest joy of both hats and shoes is that it doesn't matter how thin or fat or old or young or short or tall you are - they still make you look and feel like a sex goddess, and they still make everyone boggle at you as you pass by.

THAT is why Liz wears 'em. Oh yes."

Straightjacket for table five please, and someone get my tranquiliser gun, this one looks like trouble!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you a hat wearer?

I have a about a dozen hats. One is like a beanie and it's for nipping to the shop if I haven't done my hair... it's the only one I seem to wear."

I thought everyone knew it was to make her look taller! And to house her sandwiches under.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

A la Paddington!

Wonder if her Maj favours marmalade?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you a hat wearer?

I have a about a dozen hats. One is like a beanie and it's for nipping to the shop

if I haven't done my hair... it's the only one I seem to wear."

but on another day,

I may put on a baker's boy,

is that a little gay?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Are you a hat wearer?

I have a about a dozen hats. One is like a beanie and it's for nipping to the shop

if I haven't done my hair... it's the only one I seem to wear.

but on another day,

I may put on a baker's boy,

is that a little gay?"

I don't think working in a bakery makes someone gay... but you'd have to ask him.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Elton John's not very tall is he?

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