FabSwingers.com forum: I didn’t fuck him

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A man held open the door for me today. I didn’t fuck him - I’m on my period and I haven’t shaved in a week.

Was I in the wrong?

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By *eastAndTheHarlotCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

Yes. I'd held that door open all bloody day.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Definitely. How dare you not be convenient!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Yes. You now owe him 100 fucks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope he didn't slam the door in your face when you didn't even offer a blowie!

lol

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By *aughtyboyAlexMan
over a year ago

Colchester and all over!

Oh no apologies for the confusion, I’ve just got a thing about doors.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Yes you was wrong, you should have popped out that Tammy and gone for it, if not men will forget the secret art of holding doors and not farting up the dinner table xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man held open the door for me today. I didn’t fuck him - I’m on my period and I haven’t shaved in a week.

Was I in the wrong?"

Yes, you lesbo.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"A man held open the door for me today. I didn’t fuck him - I’m on my period and I haven’t shaved in a week.

Was I in the wrong?"

Some like it that way..so maybe...could've offered all the same..where's your manners

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"A man held open the door for me today. I didn’t fuck him - I’m on my period and I haven’t shaved in a week.

Was I in the wrong?"

Yes, you’ve got an arsehole haven’t you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you really a man and didnt want him to find out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m a bad lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man held open the door for me today. I didn’t fuck him - I’m on my period and I haven’t shaved in a week.

Was I in the wrong?

Yes, you’ve got an arsehole haven’t you

Not anymore

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"A man held open the door for me today. I didn’t fuck him - I’m on my period and I haven’t shaved in a week.

Was I in the wrong?

Yes, you’ve got an arsehole haven’t you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Next time I’ll at least offer a blowjob and reach around

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"Next time I’ll at least offer a blowjob and reach around "

No need for a reach around, bet you could suck a golf ball though a garden hose !!!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all know open door=open legs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We all know open door=open legs. "

I have this tattooed behind my ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man is me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The man is me."

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The man is me.

Sorry

Better be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes you did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Next time I’ll at least offer a blowjob and reach around "

So you should. Giving us ladies a bad name!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Typical woman, taking a mans choice away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes you did"

I did what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re just a wrongun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure you didn't just barge him out of the way?

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Should have deepthroated the door handle... that’ll have learned him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you sure you didn't just barge him out of the way?

You implying I’m fat?

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

You could have at least returned the favour and opened your back door for him poor man woman have know manner these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you sure you didn't just barge him out of the way?

You implying I’m fat?"

You are fat, salad-dodger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it only fat people who barge through doors? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it only fat people who barge through doors? lol

That isn’t a no to my question!!!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Is it only fat people who barge through doors? lol

Like the plural, do you mean double doors?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it only fat people who barge through doors? lol

Like the plural, do you mean double doors?"

Are you saying she needs double doors.....or is that a euphemism?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have chinned the misogynistic bastard..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should have chinned the misogynistic bastard.."

I will next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it only fat people who barge through doors? lol

That isn’t a no to my question!!!"

Perhaps you feeling slightly patient.....could that have been possible?

I wouldn't worry. I think he was gay. I've been reading lots of forums and all sorts of things are apparently a sign of a man being gay

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A man held open the door for me today. I didn’t fuck him - I’m on my period and I haven’t shaved in a week.

Was I in the wrong?"

Yes, you know the old saying

"If a man holds a door, you must shag him like a howa"

It's up there with "Red skies at night".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're more wrong than marmite in peanut butter

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By *heel markMan
over a year ago

beside the sea

"A man held open the door for me today. I didn’t fuck him - I’m on my period and I haven’t shaved in a week.

Was I in the wrong?"

Did he say "you first" ?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Is it only fat people who barge through doors? lol

Like the plural, do you mean double doors?

Are you saying she needs double doors.....or is that a euphemism?

Don’t know the lady, just feeding of the friendliness of the previous message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. You now owe him 100 fucks."
and a fryup

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man held open the door for me today. I didn’t fuck him - I’m on my period and I haven’t shaved in a week.

Was I in the wrong?

Did he say "you first" ?"

Yes

Then I said ‘aw thank you!’ smiled, and walked through the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends - did he prop it open with his cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs could of gid him a bj

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

"Should have deepthroated the door handle... that’ll have learned him

Hahaha love it, this tickled me

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Depends - did he prop it open with his cock? "

Only true gentlemen do that. Leaves the hands free to provide assistance with heavy bags or taking her coat you see.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Depends - did he prop it open with his cock?

Only true gentlemen do that. Leaves the hands free to provide assistance with heavy bags or taking her coat you see."

Or hang your coat on his cock.

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By *illiam101000Man
over a year ago

Melton Mowbray

Shame on you, but I blame your parents for your poor upbringing. But with the correct training I'm sure this will not happen again lol

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Yep, very rude. You could have given him a blowjob, at the very least a pokey bum wank.

Go to the back of the class.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Open door = open pussy.

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"A man held open the door for me today. I didn’t fuck him - I’m on my period and I haven’t shaved in a week.

Was I in the wrong?

Did he say "you first" ?

Yes

Then I said ‘aw thank you!’ smiled, and walked through the door"

Then as you walked in front of him , he smiled as he looked at your sexy bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends - did he prop it open with his cock?

Only true gentlemen do that. Leaves the hands free to provide assistance with heavy bags or taking her coat you see."

Under the right conditions, you can even hang your bag on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man held open the door for me today. I didn’t fuck him - I’m on my period and I haven’t shaved in a week.

Was I in the wrong?

Did he say "you first" ?

Yes

Then I said ‘aw thank you!’ smiled, and walked through the door

Then as you walked in front of him , he smiled as he looked at your sexy bum

Doubt it. He was probably annoyed he didn’t get a fuck

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By *averockrockMan
over a year ago

swindon

If he didn’t mind then it’s a lost shag!

life goes on anyway!

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