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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I opened a door for a woman today and she didn't fuck me. WTF.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a bitch. Hope you told her she was a prude.

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have been a lesbian

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I only fuck the ones who pinch my bum with their free hand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Must have been a lesbian"

Right?!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

she was on her period

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

One of those pesky feminists, no doubt.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I could have proven a tad tricky in a doorway

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

That's not good OP

I gave up my seat earlier to a pretty young woman - she offered to instead to sit on my face...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"she was on her period"

To much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s so rude of her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a picture frame today, the guy asked if I wanted a screw for it. I said no but I'll give you a blow job for the Tiffany lamp?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I opened the do it for a woman today and she shagged me there and then on the spot, she was crap though so that's the last time I'm ever opening the door for her

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I bought a picture frame today, the guy asked if I wanted a screw for it. I said no but I'll give you a blow job for the Tiffany lamp? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I opened a door for a woman today and she didn't fuck me. WTF."

Did you suggestively gyrate your hips at her and wiggle your eyebrows? Any man who holds a door for me and does this gets the shagging of a lifetime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god! What an awful bitch! I would have whipped your cock out right there and let you jizz all over my tits. Some women give us good ones such a bad rep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of those pesky feminists, no doubt."

When I'm King, I'm banning feminists.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I opened a door for a woman today and she didn't fuck me. WTF.

Did you suggestively gyrate your hips at her and wiggle your eyebrows? Any man who holds a door for me and does this gets the shagging of a lifetime "

No, I just stood there and did eyebrows.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my god! What an awful bitch! I would have whipped your cock out right there and let you jizz all over my tits. Some women give us good ones such a bad rep. "

May I call your father and ask for his permission to take your virginity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I opened a door for a woman today and she didn't fuck me. WTF."

It was probably a man pretending to be a women to see if you'd open the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you slammed it in her face

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I opened a door for a woman today and she didn't fuck me. WTF.

It was probably a man pretending to be a women to see if you'd open the door "

Fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fridge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hope you slammed it in her face"

I DM'd her and called her a prick-tease and a stupid slag. Then I sent a dick pic and blocked her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my god! What an awful bitch! I would have whipped your cock out right there and let you jizz all over my tits. Some women give us good ones such a bad rep.

May I call your father and ask for his permission to take your virginity?"

You don't need to ask my father (GOD REST HIS BEAUTIFIL SOUL) just open a door for me and I'm all yours baby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope you slammed it in her face

I DM'd her and called her a prick-tease and a stupid slag. Then I sent a dick pic and blocked her."

Good lad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my god! What an awful bitch! I would have whipped your cock out right there and let you jizz all over my tits. Some women give us good ones such a bad rep.

May I call your father and ask for his permission to take your virginity?

You don't need to ask my father (GOD REST HIS BEAUTIFIL SOUL) just open a door for me and I'm all yours baby. "

Is "open a door" a euphemism for your vaginal crevice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I opened a door for a woman today and she didn't fuck me. WTF."

I have this problem all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I opened a door for a woman today and she didn't fuck me. WTF.

Did you suggestively gyrate your hips at her and wiggle your eyebrows? Any man who holds a door for me and does this gets the shagging of a lifetime

No, I just stood there and did eyebrows."

Your loss pal. Or is it hers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I opened a door for a woman today and she didn't fuck me. WTF.

Did you suggestively gyrate your hips at her and wiggle your eyebrows? Any man who holds a door for me and does this gets the shagging of a lifetime

No, I just stood there and did eyebrows.

Your loss pal. Or is it hers? "

I'll just fuck my homies instead. That'll learn her!

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