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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you were to buy the user above something, what would it be and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sponge

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"A sponge "

A 12" dildo should have said first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sponge "

A set of Slytherin robes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sponge

A set of Slytherin robes"

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

"A sponge

A 12" dildo should have said first

Sunderland shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a bra

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"A sponge

A 12" dildo should have said first

Sunderland shirt

A cactus bitch

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A Slim Whitman album from the charity shop that I've been in today x

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

A t-shirt

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"A Slim Whitman album from the charity shop that I've been in today x

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well I hope it was the Indian love call album

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"A t-shirt"

A new pair of shoes with vibrating heels

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

"A t-shirt

A new pair of shoes with vibrating heels

An umbrella - looking a bit wet there fella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shirt to leave on my floor!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A t-shirt

A new pair of shoes with vibrating heels

An umbrella - looking a bit wet there fella.

A vest, it6s nippy out thar

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"A t-shirt

A new pair of shoes with vibrating heels

An umbrella - looking a bit wet there fella.

A vest, it6s nippy out thar

A hot cross bun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mirror.

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By *aughtyboyAlexMan
over a year ago

Colchester and all over!

A red pair of glasses to go with the shoes

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By *ollee78Man
over a year ago

HARROGATE

Nice pair of shades for the colourful shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice pair of shades for the colourful shirt"

Some vinyl

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"Nice pair of shades for the colourful shirt

Some vinyl

A razor, not a fan of stubble xx

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Nice pair of shades for the colourful shirt

Some vinyl

A razor, not a fan of stubble xx"

A drink for their birthday xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice pair of shades for the colourful shirt

Some vinyl

A razor, not a fan of stubble xx

A drink for their birthday xx"

A big cocktail

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Nice pair of shades for the colourful shirt

Some vinyl

A razor, not a fan of stubble xx

A drink for their birthday xx

A big cocktail

One day I hope...

shots for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dinner

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

A penny whistle to add to the collection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dozen roses

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

"A dozen roses "

A set of Global knives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dozen roses

A set of Global knives

A warm jumper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dozen roses

A set of Global knives

A warm jumper"

A couple glasses of wine and a good chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of those tap hose things that freeze you rigid or boil your face off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of those tap hose things that freeze you rigid or boil your face off."

What?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"One of those tap hose things that freeze you rigid or boil your face off.

What?"

Pay for his site support

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of those tap hose things that freeze you rigid or boil your face off.

What?

Pay for his site support"

A nice cardigan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A crown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A crown "

Kneel.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"One of those tap hose things that freeze you rigid or boil your face off.

What?

Pay for his site support

A nice cardigan."

Oui..what's wrong with my cardigan..

Buy you glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of those tap hose things that freeze you rigid or boil your face off.

What?

Pay for his site support

A nice cardigan.

Oui..what's wrong with my cardigan..

Buy you glasses

I already wear spectacles, ma'am. I just think you could do with keeping warm. You'll catch your death if you dress like that in the middle of January.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A door handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of those tap hose things that freeze you rigid or boil your face off.

What?

Pay for his site support"

Brilliant haha!! Laughed to myself then

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"One of those tap hose things that freeze you rigid or boil your face off.

What?

Pay for his site support

Brilliant haha!! Laughed to myself then "

A weeks kayaking hokiday in Canada x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A red pair of glasses to go with the shoes"

Sir why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A red pair of glasses to go with the shoes

Sir why not

A dildo so I could DP you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A croissant

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Some Jean's and boxer shorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A goldfish called Frederick and we could take him on walks together

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A red pair of glasses to go with the shoes

Sir why not

A dildo so I could DP you

Love it. Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A goldfish called Frederick and we could take him on walks together "

Delightful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A goldfish called Frederick and we could take him on walks together

Delightful

Going by the profile pic ... lube. Lots of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a razor

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"a razor

Fuzzy socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a set of thermals and a onsie for the beach

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A willie Warmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shes wearing nothing but a smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"shes wearing nothing but a smile

Condom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

duffel coat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Paperbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

knickerbockers

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"knickerbockers

A towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"knickerbockers

A towel "

A colour camera

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"knickerbockers

A towel

A colour camera

A loaf of bread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"knickerbockers

A towel

A colour camera

A loaf of bread.

Daz to keep them white pants whiter than white

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A camera

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"A camera "

Another camera all of their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shirts, seems to have lost his

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Shirts, seems to have lost his"

A needle and thread to repair the dresses with holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shirts, seems to have lost his

A needle and thread to repair the dresses with holes

A back brace for his wobbly head! And a cookie - everybody likes cookies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shirts, seems to have lost his

A needle and thread to repair the dresses with holes

A back brace for his wobbly head! And a cookie - everybody likes cookies!

A one way ticket to our location mmm x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ropes

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Some toilet paper

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trousers

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trousers

Sunlotion and an icecream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a holiday to gran canaria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a holiday to gran canaria"
lots of nudist beaches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a holiday to gran canarialots of nudist beaches"

Take me....

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By *ucky88oMan
over a year ago

london

"a holiday to gran canarialots of nudist beaches

Take me.... "

A fishnet bodystocking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a holiday to gran canarialots of nudist beaches

Take me.... "
when you free

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wax

The 10 inch dildo I have!!!!

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By *alesfinestMan
over a year ago

Pontypridd

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wax

The 10 inch dildo I have!!!!"

Mmmm

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Wax

The 10 inch dildo I have!!!!

Mmmm"

Cocktails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wax

The 10 inch dildo I have!!!!

Mmmm"

Train ticket to Belfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"A pint "

A shandy..we don't want brewers droop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pint

A shandy..we don't want brewers droop"

A lovely new basque stockings and dress.

Brewers droop? Lol

If I’ve a drink I’m hard for hours

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"A pint

A shandy..we don't want brewers droop

A lovely new basque stockings and dress.

Brewers droop? Lol

If I’ve a drink I’m hard for hours "

A shirt..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a nice nippleless bra

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By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds

A drink :-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a razor

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

a vegan bake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a pampas grass driveway because she loves anything with momentum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A moped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a free pair of specs

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"a free pair of specs

Leg wax

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

A pint

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Some coconut massage oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an education, hes innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moisturiser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moisturiser

Nipple piercings.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Ingredients to make Oreo truffles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake as he can't get enough of it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a woman shes a lezzer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely cruet set from selfridges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a woman shes a lezzer

I love my user name, it don't half confused people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a woman shes a lezzer

I love my user name, it don't half confused people

xx"
i bet it do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a woman shes a lezzer

I love my user name, it don't half confused people

xxi bet it do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a woman shes a lezzer

I love my user name, it don't half confused people

xxi bet it do

Some more Lingerie.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"a woman shes a lezzer

I love my user name, it don't half confused people

xxi bet it do

Some more Lingerie.

A shelf to put her shampoo on xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A lovely pair of heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she needs a leprechaun to keep hee warm

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"she needs a leprechaun to keep hee warm

Another leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she needs a leprechaun to keep hee warm

Another leg

A nice cup of tea.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"she needs a leprechaun to keep hee warm

Another leg

A nice cup of tea.

Biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ginger nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a kindness patch

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A T shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a head

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By *ommy gunsMan
over a year ago

noss mayo

"A cake "
a hotel room with me because she is smoking lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a typist hes very slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a typist hes very slow"

A camper van , so he can park at treen all summer and enjoy the beach below

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"a typist hes very slow

A camper van , so he can park at treen all summer and enjoy the beach below "

Some beautiful high heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love eggs

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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Red lipstick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a typist hes very slow

A camper van , so he can park at treen all summer and enjoy the beach below "
wheres Treen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next door to Streen

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'd definitely buy a round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cheek to cheek

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

something comfy to lie on..he could be there for a while

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"something comfy to lie on..he could be there for a while "

Something to warm her bum cheeks - they must be cold being out in this cold weather

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"something comfy to lie on..he could be there for a while

Something to warm her bum cheeks - they must be cold being out in this cold weather

You could warm them up with that belt

Dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dvd of Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a typist hes very slow

A camper van , so he can park at treen all summer and enjoy the beach below wheres Treen? "

Cornwall. Just around from Logan rock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some glitter for that ass x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some glitter for that ass x"

Hot pants for yours

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Some glitter for that ass x

Hot pants for yours

glittery hotpants

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Some glitter for that ass x

Hot pants for yours

glittery hotpants

Dessert to go with that dinner

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Some glitter for that ass x

Hot pants for yours

glittery hotpants

Dessert to go with that dinner

Wine, to complement the dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brandy for after dinner :D

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

A new whip x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Brandy for after dinner :D "

ticket to a club..dance off that dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brandy for after dinner :D

ticket to a club..dance off that dinner"

Taxi

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Brandy for after dinner :D

ticket to a club..dance off that dinner

Taxi

Next rounds on me..this could be quite a night

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Brandy for after dinner :D

ticket to a club..dance off that dinner

Taxi

Next rounds on me..this could be quite a night

Wine, dine and hope for the best.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Brandy for after dinner :D

ticket to a club..dance off that dinner

Taxi

Next rounds on me..this could be quite a night

Alka Seltzers for the morning after

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Brandy for after dinner :D

ticket to a club..dance off that dinner

Taxi

Next rounds on me..this could be quite a night

Alka Seltzers for the morning after

Hair of the dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakfast :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bored an horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bored an horny

Arubix cube to occupy those hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody Mary... lets get the party started again

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By *averockrockMan
over a year ago

swindon

A rope so the party gets kinkier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blindfolds.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pants

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

A heavier paddle

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Another one for pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A scented candle. I'm sure she would appreciate the relaxing homely atmosphere they give off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

BDSM book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suspenders and stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suspenders and stockings

A willy warmer

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

High heels.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"High heels."

Red Stiletto's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A plane ticket to the UK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd buy him clothes he must be bloody freezing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a typist hes very slow

A camper van , so he can park at treen all summer and enjoy the beach below wheres Treen?

Cornwall. Just around from Logan rock. "
wheres the beach though penberth cove?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

A map

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" A map"

A retractable telescopic duster. I really need one, I'd inveite her for a brew and ask to borrow it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a visit to specsavers 2for 1 at minute

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

" A map

A retractable telescopic duster. I really need one, I'd inveite her for a brew and ask to borrow it

I'm pretty good at reaching those hard to get to bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" A map

A retractable telescopic duster. I really need one, I'd inveite her for a brew and ask to borrow it

I'm pretty good at reaching those hard to get to bits

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me to I'll buy you a feather duster and tickle yer fancy

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"a visit to specsavers 2for 1 at minute

A ball gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a wet suit so we can go deep

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

" A map

A retractable telescopic duster. I really need one, I'd inveite her for a brew and ask to borrow it

I'm pretty good at reaching those hard to get to bits

me to I'll buy you a feather duster and tickle yer fancy

Ah but, can you get to those pesky hard to reach places

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