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I'm having a bonfire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After much struggling to get the damn thing lit it's now roaring away. Who wants to join me and what will you bring?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'll bring marshmallows x

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m bringing some petrol. Chuck me the fuck on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After much struggling to get the damn thing lit it's now roaring away. Who wants to join me and what will you bring? "

I will bring treacle toffee marshmallows for toasting x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After much struggling to get the damn thing lit it's now roaring away. Who wants to join me and what will you bring? "

Fire Brigade and EPA?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll bring marshmallows x"

Jinx

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I’ll bring the petrol just in case it goes out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictures of all my exes to burn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After much struggling to get the damn thing lit it's now roaring away. Who wants to join me and what will you bring?

Fire Brigade and EPA?"

I know what i'm doing.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Pictures of all my exes to burn "

Why the pictures? Bring the ex's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pictures of all my exes to burn

Why the pictures? Bring the ex's "

Pictures are all thats left of them already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shudders at the thoughtof people throwing petrol on a fire...

I'll bring some sparklers and some sausages if you promise not to

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Pictures of all my exes to burn

Why the pictures? Bring the ex's

Pictures are all thats left of them already "

Oo .. dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pictures of all my exes to burn

Why the pictures? Bring the ex's "

Whooah. Steady Monkey....

I’ll bring lots of potatoes. Adore baked potatoes

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Pictures of all my exes to burn

Why the pictures? Bring the ex's

Whooah. Steady Monkey....

I’ll bring lots of potatoes. Adore baked potatoes "

I do a mean baked spud and chilli.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll bring the Jäger

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Cheese pizza and my pizza cooking pot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll bring the Jäger "

Nooooooooo. You’ve just lowered the tone of the whole party

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'll bring marshmallows x

Jinx"

Great minds x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll bring a load more combustibles - I have pyromaniac tendencies.....

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

Manchester City and Liverpool

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"After much struggling to get the damn thing lit it's now roaring away. Who wants to join me and what will you bring? "

Rice

Curry

Kebabs

Salad

Chutney

Samosas

Onion bahgies

Cake

Biscuits

Drinks

Crackers

Crisps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just don't invite that blighter that always wants to go one better than everyone else, you know how one, you've been to Tenerife and they've been to Elevenerife... coz you know what'll happen to your bonfire.. they'll just piss on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is anyone bringing the sacrificial virgin? Or is it not that kind of Bonfire

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Is anyone bringing the sacrificial virgin? Or is it not that kind of Bonfire "

You offering yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone bringing the sacrificial virgin? Or is it not that kind of Bonfire

You offering yourself?"

Unfortunately think I’m past that stage

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Is anyone bringing the sacrificial virgin? Or is it not that kind of Bonfire

You offering yourself?

Unfortunately think I’m past that stage "

Pretend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone bringing the sacrificial virgin? Or is it not that kind of Bonfire

You offering yourself?

Unfortunately think I’m past that stage "

Not if it's your first sacrifice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone bringing the sacrificial virgin? Or is it not that kind of Bonfire

You offering yourself?

Unfortunately think I’m past that stage

Not if it's your first sacrifice"

Very true the rules of sacrifice don’t state what kinda virgin it needs to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is anyone bringing the sacrificial virgin? Or is it not that kind of Bonfire

You offering yourself?

Unfortunately think I’m past that stage

Not if it's your first sacrifice

Very true the rules of sacrifice don’t state what kinda virgin it needs to be "

And it started off so well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring a few buckets of water and a garden hose, you've built it much too close to the fence and shed....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Fish

Chip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toffee apples

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