FabSwingers.com forum: Prince of Matchmaking 3

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Say your in and tell me a little about yourself and what you're looking for on.

Using scientific algorithms (my semi decent judgement) I will pair you with someone else on the thread

Some new rules though since the last thread filled up so quick

1. Say a little about yourself and what you are looking for, if you don't I can't help you

2. I'll try my best to get to you, no need to keep reminding me you're in

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"first"

Close the thread!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"first

Close the thread!"

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Haha. I'll take the three of you for coffee x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha. I'll take the three of you for coffee x "

I think thats the best offer were going to get on this thread today

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I have a funny feeling a lot of the women are mysteriously going to be matched with the OP. Damn algorithms.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I have a funny feeling a lot of the women are mysteriously going to be matched with the OP. Damn algorithms."

Hahaha!!!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I have a funny feeling a lot of the women are mysteriously going to be matched with the OP. Damn algorithms."

It's all in the programming and source code

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a funny feeling a lot of the women are mysteriously going to be matched with the OP. Damn algorithms.

It's all in the programming and source code

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is that like gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently looking for a female, ideally, with a pulse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a funny feeling a lot of the women are mysteriously going to be matched with the OP. Damn algorithms."

In the last 2 I didn't match anyone up with me.

But I did somehow get involved in an orgy

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm currently looking for a female, ideally, with a pulse. "

So it's not a deal breaker then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in.

I’m CitizenSin, multi award winning forumite with a thick french accent and a taste for artsy fartsy pictures.

I’m looking for an elegant play partner who will make me smile. I’ll try and do the same in return.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Comon POF you've got punters!

I'm ovulating btw so I'll have any one who can stand the heat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Comon POF you've got punters!

I'm ovulating btw so I'll have any one who can stand the heat

Bring it on. I love my women with extra crazy!

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Comon POF you've got punters!

I'm ovulating btw so I'll have any one who can stand the heat

Ooh snap!!! Its going to be a fun couple of days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Comon POF you've got punters!

I'm ovulating btw so I'll have any one who can stand the heat

If you're ovulating then that I can assume you have a pulse?

If so then ImTheMrJ is the one for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm currently looking for a female, ideally, with a pulse.

So it's not a deal breaker then?"

It would be, if she doesn't have a pulse but has an interest in brains, I'm not for her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m looking for a woman with good banter and that is up for a flirty chat and if this is you drop me a message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play

I'm a late 30s gent with a can do attitude who puts others before himself and loves nothing more than a laugh in good company. I like to eat out(pardon the expression) and I like to dance and would love to cut up a rug with a confident and upbeat lady

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

40 something, Cheltenham,looking for tea, cake, laughs, food, snogging, more tea & errrrr yes please

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Comon POF you've got punters!

I'm ovulating btw so I'll have any one who can stand the heat

If you're ovulating then that I can assume you have a pulse?

If so then ImTheMrJ is the one for you"

Great .. One isn't enough, can I have another one please?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Always up for a laugh and a tease... match it up OP

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm currently looking for a female, ideally, with a pulse.

So it's not a deal breaker then?

It would be, if she doesn't have a pulse but has an interest in brains, I'm not for her. "

Damn, that's me out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Always up for a laugh and a tease... match it up OP

Read the rules woman!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Comon POF you've got punters!

I'm ovulating btw so I'll have any one who can stand the heat

If you're ovulating then that I can assume you have a pulse?

If so then ImTheMrJ is the one for you

Great .. One isn't enough, can I have another one please? "

Usually no, but because there is a surplus of men today. You can also have CitizenSin

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Comon POF you've got punters!

I'm ovulating btw so I'll have any one who can stand the heat

Ooh snap!!! Its going to be a fun couple of days

Grrrrhoooowwwwwl!!

Pof Durtyav is also ovulating .. she is gonna need sorting pretty quickly too

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I suppose if I'm going to make silly comments I should join in.

Big bummed woman with a shit sense of humour seeks someone to pretend to laugh at my jokes or at least not try and get me locked up. If they'll regularly boink me senseless even better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a young black male quite beefy. And recently have had a massive urge to please curvy caucasion women. I have this thing about keeping everything 100% real with people i hate beating around the bush... like why not just beat in the bush lets take the risk of being caught.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I suppose if I'm going to make silly comments I should join in.

Big bummed woman with a shit sense of humour seeks someone to pretend to laugh at my jokes or at least not try and get me locked up. If they'll regularly boink me senseless even better!"

Excellent. You and Jamescook1991 are perfect for each other

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By *rghYeTimbersMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Haha. I'll take the three of you for coffee x "

Ah and here we all thought you might be offering a brew up for everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suppose if I'm going to make silly comments I should join in.

Big bummed woman with a shit sense of humour seeks someone to pretend to laugh at my jokes or at least not try and get me locked up. If they'll regularly boink me senseless even better!"

Hahaha hilarious

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By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire

I’m a lawyer based in north west, travel all over. I work hard and work unfortunately needs to come first. I have no time or inclination for more at the moment. The odd drink, occasional meal, naughty messaging and great sex but without expectations or hassles would be amazing. Good conversation cheeky banter and a naughty mind yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Comon POF you've got punters!

I'm ovulating btw so I'll have any one who can stand the heat

If you're ovulating then that I can assume you have a pulse?

If so then ImTheMrJ is the one for you

Great .. One isn't enough, can I have another one please?

Usually no, but because there is a surplus of men today. You can also have CitizenSin

Your cheque is in the post, POF!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'm in

I'm a delight

The end

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Always up for a laugh and a tease... match it up OP

Read the rules woman!"

I did, I keep things brief and to the point !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Comon POF you've got punters!

I'm ovulating btw so I'll have any one who can stand the heat

If you're ovulating then that I can assume you have a pulse?

If so then ImTheMrJ is the one for you

Great .. One isn't enough, can I have another one please?

Usually no, but because there is a surplus of men today. You can also have CitizenSin

Your cheque is in the post, POF!"

Glad I could help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Always up for a laugh and a tease... match it up OP

Read the rules woman!

I did, I keep things brief and to the point ! "

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no men, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm going to start matching men up with each other if some more women dont join

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Mr J AND Citizensin, get in! come here you two!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to start matching men up with each other if some more women dont join"

I'm here, I'll save one. Make it a good one please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to start matching men up with each other if some more women dont join

I'm here, I'll save one. Make it a good one please

How about Zipperdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr J AND Citizensin, get in! come here you two! "

On my way, pop the kettle on

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Always up for a laugh and a tease... match it up OP

Read the rules woman!

I did, I keep things brief and to the point !

Algorithms messing with OP’s head, he is going into meltdown from the strain

Now where is Mr Glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr J AND Citizensin, get in! come here you two! "

Where do you want me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Always up for a laugh and a tease... match it up OP

Read the rules woman!

I did, I keep things brief and to the point !

Algorithms messing with OP’s head, he is going into meltdown from the strain

Now where is Mr Glass

Just take Kinky Biscuit Lover and get out of here

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I can't be bothered describing myself - just match me with someone hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't be bothered describing myself - just match me with someone hot

Ceemo is all yours.

Enjoy you love birds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh go on im in....... im like an oreo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to start matching men up with each other if some more women dont join

I'm here, I'll save one. Make it a good one please

How about Zipperdown

He'll do

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Mr J AND Citizensin, get in! come here you two!

Where do you want me?"

Mr J has asked for the kettle on so in the kitchen please for starters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr J AND Citizensin, get in! come here you two!

Where do you want me?

Mr J has asked for the kettle on so in the kitchen please for starters "

Strong and milky with 2 sugars please

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Mr J AND Citizensin, get in! come here you two!

Where do you want me?

Mr J has asked for the kettle on so in the kitchen please for starters

Strong and milky with 2 sugars please

I'll be strong and milky, you two be the sugars

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr J AND Citizensin, get in! come here you two!

Where do you want me?

Mr J has asked for the kettle on so in the kitchen please for starters

Strong and milky with 2 sugars please

I'll be strong and milky, you two be the sugars "

I feel like this isn't going the way CitizenSin imagined it would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr J AND Citizensin, get in! come here you two!

Where do you want me?

Mr J has asked for the kettle on so in the kitchen please for starters

Strong and milky with 2 sugars please

Any biscuit to dunk in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr J AND Citizensin, get in! come here you two!

Where do you want me?

Mr J has asked for the kettle on so in the kitchen please for starters

Strong and milky with 2 sugars please

I'll be strong and milky, you two be the sugars

I feel like this isn't going the way CitizenSin imagined it would"

It’s early days. They may still forget their Britishness and lower themselves to my level.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. Tried naked attraction, that failed, tried online dating. Found out I was dating yahoo, tried speed dating, ended up in speed fucking, and speed ditching. So may as well give this a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Always up for a laugh and a tease... match it up OP

Read the rules woman!

I did, I keep things brief and to the point !

Algorithms messing with OP’s head, he is going into meltdown from the strain

Now where is Mr Glass

Just take Kinky Biscuit Lover and get out of here"

He’ll have to wait a while, sorry Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr J AND Citizensin, get in! come here you two!

Where do you want me?

Mr J has asked for the kettle on so in the kitchen please for starters

Strong and milky with 2 sugars please

I'll be strong and milky, you two be the sugars "

You just be strong, we can be the sugars and add the cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in

Excellent. Have fun with IrelandDirect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in

Excellent. Have fun with IrelandDirect"

He better laugh at my jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bisexual Miss Piggy look alike transvestite. Kind, loving, syphilitic, beautiful, funny, modest. Liar.

Has a talent for killing threads x

Good luck with this one OP

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Who am I paired with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in

Excellent. Have fun with IrelandDirect

He better laugh at my jokes

Tell me your best joke?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in

Excellent. Have fun with IrelandDirect

He better laugh at my jokes

Hahahaha.

That's a good one.

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I best get on with some work

Sorry for anyone I missed. I started the thread when I had plenty of time but it was a slow starter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a talent for killing threads x

See. Told ya!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has a talent for killing threads x

See. Told ya!"

everytime

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I was told I'd be matched with some one still waiting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was told I'd be matched with some one still waiting

Hop on, I'll take you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I was told I'd be matched with some one still waiting

Hop on, I'll take you"

Where?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was told I'd be matched with some one still waiting

Hop on, I'll take you

Where?"

To Pleasure Town

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I was told I'd be matched with some one still waiting

Hop on, I'll take you

Where?

To Pleasure Town

I'm ready big boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in Pof

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m in Pof

Closed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in Pof

Closed."

What, have I killed the thread

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m in Pof

Closed.

What, have I killed the thread

Nooo xx I think he's wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in Pof

Closed.

What, have I killed the thread

Nooo xx I think he's wanking

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m in Pof

Closed.

What, have I killed the thread

Nooo xx I think he's wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in Pof

Closed.

What, have I killed the thread

At least it's not me this time x

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

I'm in.. But I'm Posh, so I want Posh....

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I'm in

Looking for my missing piece of the puzzle. The end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, looking for women, with a pulse, pretty face and nice bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in, looking for women, with a pulse, pretty face and nice bum

"
Ideally she's a kinky switch rope bunny

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm in, looking for women, with a pulse, pretty face and nice bum

Ideally she's a kinky switch rope bunny

*waves*

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I’m looking for someone to be the back end of the pantomime horse.

It’s for charideeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m looking for someone to be the back end of the pantomime horse.

It’s for charideeeeeeee"
so a butt munching pony boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in but I live down South and I'm old which aren't good selling points.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in, looking for women, with a pulse, pretty face and nice bum

Ideally she's a kinky switch rope bunny

*waves*"
You're so far away though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in but I live down South and I'm old which aren't good selling points.

Should have just mentioned youre a southerner and left it there to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m looking for someone to be the back end of the pantomime horse.

It’s for charideeeeeeee"

Ok, thought we already arranged this?

That hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I’m Velouria

I’m back on the forum

And I’m looking for anyone who will humour me

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By *rodigalMan
over a year ago

sunderland

"Haha. I'll take the three of you for coffee x "

Can i join lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I’m Velouria

I’m back on the forum

And I’m looking for anyone who will humour me "

That would be me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I’m Velouria

I’m back on the forum

And I’m looking for anyone who will humour me

That would be me then

Yes please. Turns out I didn’t even need the stupid algorithm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I’m Velouria

I’m back on the forum

And I’m looking for anyone who will humour me

That would be me then

Yes please. Turns out I didn’t even need the stupid algorithm. "

You can have me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in, looking for women, with a pulse, pretty face and nice bum

Ideally she's a kinky switch rope bunny

Completes application

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Look at me veries.. application complete.. reply’s on a post card

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I'm in but I live down South and I'm old which aren't good selling points.

Oh shush!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I'm in more out of curiosity as to who'd i'd be matched with. Most everyone knows me

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By *ollee78Man
over a year ago

HARROGATE

"Say your in and tell me a little about yourself and what you're looking for on.

Using scientific algorithms (my semi decent judgement) I will pair you with someone else on the thread

Some new rules though since the last thread filled up so quick

1. Say a little about yourself and what you are looking for, if you don't I can't help you

2. I'll try my best to get to you, no need to keep reminding me you're in

Good luck"

I’m ideally looking for a good catholic girl who believes in no sex before marriage. I want to spend weeks and months getting to know her before we fly off to a magical island and get married.

Oh and fly away on a unicorn once the vows are complete.

Hopefully you can sort it out

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Am I matched yet??? Sits twitching thumbs

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My match disappeared so I back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My match disappeared so I back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

I just want a woman, preferable under 45 to kiss and have fun with, who'll stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty. Ideally she'll also like cats.

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over a year ago

I want a Ben Chilwell lookalike but older, about 40ish, please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My match disappeared so I back in

*quickly pops fangs in*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I best get on with some work

Sorry for anyone I missed. I started the thread when I had plenty of time but it was a slow starter"

You all need to start reading the entire thread

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over a year ago

"I best get on with some work

Sorry for anyone I missed. I started the thread when I had plenty of time but it was a slow starter

You all need to start reading the entire thread "

Or you could give us a rundown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did i miss it?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I best get on with some work

Sorry for anyone I missed. I started the thread when I had plenty of time but it was a slow starter

You all need to start reading the entire thread "

Do your job minion or you’re fired

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"My match disappeared so I back in

The kettle boiled, tea was never made, msr Sin et moi have been at it like rabbits all day in my kitchen. Did you get lost?

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over a year ago

"My match disappeared so I back in

The kettle boiled, tea was never made, msr Sin et moi have been at it like rabbits all day in my kitchen. Did you get lost? "

I was waiting on directions you forgot to send me whilst being at it

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I'm looking for somebody to look after my grand piano. It can be an individual, a school, a club, an old people's home, a church, or whatever, as long as the agree to some reasonable safeguards. Cost of transportation will be met by me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in

I just want a woman, preferable under 45 to kiss and have fun with, who'll stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty. Ideally she'll also like cats.

*cuddles and tells you you're pretty while stroking your hair*

You really are stunning btw. Fantastic pictures!!

Also...

I'm in.

(Let's see how this goes...)

Kinky as fuck (aka Submissive but sassy as hell XD. I keep things interesting ^_~), mind which owns and runs the gutter, crazy about Vampires.. (totally looking at you Mr J lol)

Not that bothered about sex.. just want someone to talk to and be friends with while seeing where things go from there. Errmm.. geeky to the core.. love gaming. Sci-fi/fantasy. Used to love reading..

Downsides: extremely picky in almost everything and mobility issues due to chronic back pain .

(Wonders if I'll kill the thread...

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over a year ago

Ok here goes. Damaged from a recent relationship, hard work, untrusting, big belly, big bum but despite all the negatives I have a pretty face and good boobs

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over a year ago

I have a smart mouth, big eyes and a big arse....oh and I need lots of hugs.

Not bothered if male, female or other

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"I have a smart mouth, big eyes and a big arse....oh and I need lots of hugs.

Not bothered if male, female or other "

Hello there.

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