FabSwingers.com forum: My doctor has just told me

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have 2 weeks to live

I asked him if I could have the last week In July and the first week in August

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have 2 weeks to live

I asked him if I could have the last week In July and the first week in August "

Did your doctor say that you could have the last week in July and the first week in August? I hope so.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

A man goes to the doctor for some test results.

The doctor says "It's very serious I'm afraid. You don't have long left to live. I would give you about five left."

The man says "Five what? Months? Weeks?"

The doctor looks at his watch and says "four..."

"... three..."

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

A woman goes to the doctor for a check up. After several tests the doctor says "And now I would like to weigh your breasts".

The woman gets them out. The doctor grabs them and gives them a good jiggle, shouting...

"Waaaaaaaaaaaay!"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A lady goes to the doctor. He says ‘big breaths’ she says ‘thankth tho much’

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By *RD2020Man
over a year ago

Stirling

I went to the doctors and he said don't eat anything fatty

I asked what like chips, chocolate & cake

He said "No fatty don't eat anything."

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

A man walks into a doctor's with a monkey on his head, the doctor says "o dear were did you get that horrible thing from".

The monkey says, don't know, I found it on my bum !!!

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just come into money........ had a wank in my wallet

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I went to the doctors for a prostate examination. He bent me over and gave me an extremely thorough examination then walked out.

A second later the nurse came in and said the words everyone dreads, “Who was that man?”

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Me “Doctor doctor

I swallowed a bone”

Doc “Are you choking?”

Me “ no I really did”

Me “ Doctor Doctor I think I’m a moth”

Doc “ why did you come in here then”

Me” it’s the lights I saw then they are so beautiful “

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I went to the doctors last week

He told me I is special. Gave me a prescription for two packs of crayons and a pack of pipe cleaners

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Me “Doctor, I think I swallowed a small pillow by mistake!”

Doc” so how do you feel now?”

Me” a little down in the mouth”

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I went the drs..

I said I think my eyesight is failing.. he said look out of the window, what can u see ..

I said I can see the sun

He said how far do u want too see, get out

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Man goes to the doctors with a lettuce leaf sticking out the top of his underpants

The doctor tuts saying "that looks nasty"

The guy replies "that's just the tip of the iceberg"

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Doctor, I've got 5 penises.

How do your pants fit?

Like a glove.

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