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By *inky Biscuit Dunker OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Sorry this just came up on another topic

Jaffa Cakes... they are a cake and not a biscuit. Correct?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Totally

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

It doesn't like being dunked.

It's a cake disguised as a biscuit. Sneaky thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake... Something to do with tax on biscuits so they officially declared them cake???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inky Biscuit Dunker OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"It doesn't like being dunked.

It's a cake disguised as a biscuit. Sneaky thing."

Evil sneaky things

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By *abKenMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

The 'Big One' is definitely a cake, small regular ones are biscuits... And I won't hear another word about it

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Full moon, half moon or total eclipse??

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By *inky Biscuit Dunker OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Cake... Something to do with tax on biscuits so they officially declared them cake???"

I think you’re right

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By *ountryfansCouple
over a year ago

huntingdon

They are tasty and don't last long

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Biscuits go soft when stale

Cakes go hard

Stale jaffa cakes are hard .... QED ...

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

My question about jaffa cakes is.....

How do u eat yours? Half moon full moon

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By *inky Biscuit Dunker OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"He’s sexy "

Jaffa?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Okay .......

They go HARD when stale so they are cake.

Biscuits go SOFT when stale.

That's how they beat the tax levy.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Don’t care I can eat a whole pack in one sitting

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

Cakes get hard when they go off

Biscuits go soft.

Jaffa cakes are cakes. Was to do with taxes.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

They are officially cake

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Definitely a cake, that sponge bottom is nothing biscuity lol

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland


"Okay .......

They go HARD when stale so they are cake.

Biscuits go SOFT when stale.

That's how they beat the tax levy. "

Beat me to it

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Cake not biscuits but delicious

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Okay .......

They go HARD when stale so they are cake.

Biscuits go SOFT when stale.

That's how they beat the tax levy.

Beat me to it "

And I beat them to it .. hehe

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"It doesn't like being dunked.

It's a cake disguised as a biscuit. Sneaky thing."

Neither do biscuits


"My question about jaffa cakes is.....

How do u eat yours? Half moon full moon "

half moon or just full moon

I like them and just gone through another box, But im leaving other box for another day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cake. Biscuits go soft when they go off cakes go hard. The clue is in the name

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I thought they were a fruit. Doesn't eating 5 of them count as your 5 a day?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Definitely cake and I peel the orange top off and eat that last

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Biscuits go soft when stale

Cakes go hard

Stale jaffa cakes are hard .... QED ..."

Jaffa cakes are never around long enough to go stale in my house, so I’ll have to take your word for it.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Whatever they are they're damn tasty.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I thought they were a fruit. Doesn't eating 5 of them count as your 5 a day? "

Yes

That's 5 packs isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't care what they are.. can I have some?

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"I thought they were a fruit. Doesn't eating 5 of them count as your 5 a day?

Yes

That's 5 packs isn't it?"

Of course yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full moon, half moon or total eclipse??"

There a lot smaller now so total eclipse xx

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By *abKenMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"I don't care what they are.. can I have some? "

I will save the last one for you then

Then pull out the other box knowing full well you wont resist another one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do we think about the special edition flavours though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are spongey so id say cake, actually bought a box earlier lol

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By *inky Biscuit Dunker OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"What do we think about the special edition flavours though? "

Still cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't care what they are.. can I have some?

I will save the last one for you then

Then pull out the other box knowing full well you wont resist another one "

You know me too well

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Okay .......

They go HARD when stale so they are cake.

Biscuits go SOFT when stale.

That's how they beat the tax levy.

Beat me to it

And I beat them to it .. hehe "

I'm bloody annoyed about that... rude !

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Okay .......

They go HARD when stale so they are cake.

Biscuits go SOFT when stale.

That's how they beat the tax levy.

Beat me to it

And I beat them to it .. hehe

I'm bloody annoyed about that... rude !"

One tries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full moon, half moon or total eclipse??"

This has never left me. I do it every time Coz I'm sad like that.

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By *abKenMan
over a year ago

Dundalk


"Full moon, half moon or total eclipse??

There a lot smaller now so total eclipse xx"

Or maybe our mouths got bigger

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"I don't care what they are.. can I have some?

I will save the last one for you then

Then pull out the other box knowing full well you wont resist another one

You know me too well "

But the last time you grabbed the box and wouldnt share them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't care what they are.. can I have some?

I will save the last one for you then

Then pull out the other box knowing full well you wont resist another one

You know me too well

But the last time you grabbed the box and wouldnt share them "

I've changed. Promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great now I feel the need to go out and get some!

And cake not a biscuit

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Full moon, half moon or total eclipse??"

It’s ages since I laughed at hearing that phrase

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By *olargerMan
over a year ago

Sussex and London

It's been agreed in court...based on taxation!

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By *WillowxWoman
over a year ago

Oo err Devon


"It doesn't like being dunked.

It's a cake disguised as a biscuit. Sneaky thing."

this!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought they were a fruit. Doesn't eating 5 of them count as your 5 a day? "

You're confusing then with bounty. A duo is two of your 5 a day, throw in a terry's chocolate orange and you've got 3 of 5 as well as your vitamin C intake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is in the name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full moon, half moon or total eclipse??

There a lot smaller now so total eclipse xx

Or maybe our mouths got bigger

"

I only have a small mouth x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry this just came up on another topic

Jaffa Cakes... they are a cake and not a biscuit. Correct? "

Correct, the clue is in the name. Plus the base is definitely cake, not biscuit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry this just came up on another topic

Jaffa Cakes... they are a cake and not a biscuit. Correct? "

They are

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"But the last time you grabbed the box and wouldnt share them

I've changed. Promise "

I know I wont win, as I pass the full box over.

dont just gift half either with a sly

as you will regret it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do we think about the special edition flavours though?

Still cakes "

Thats like saying lemon & lime marmalade is the same as real orange marmalade - it’s tinkering with a classic - jaffa cakes should always be orange jelly and dark chocolate on a weirdly dry spongey base - anything else is just wrong

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By *inky Biscuit Dunker OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"What do we think about the special edition flavours though?

Still cakes

Thats like saying lemon & lime marmalade is the same as real orange marmalade - it’s tinkering with a classic - jaffa cakes should always be orange jelly and dark chocolate on a weirdly dry spongey base - anything else is just wrong "

Have you tried orange marmalade gin? Delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It doesn't like being dunked.

It's a cake disguised as a biscuit. Sneaky thing."

i dunk mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry this just came up on another topic

Jaffa Cakes... they are a cake and not a biscuit. Correct? "

Cookie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mentioned jaffa cakes on another thread... just to clarify i didn't say they were biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way to tell is how they behave when they go stale.

Biscuits go soft

Cakes go hard

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Either way.... I’ve just devoured a box of the lemon & lime ones and they were bloody delicious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought they were a fruit. Doesn't eating 5 of them count as your 5 a day? "

No but a Terry's chocolate orange does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The way to tell is how they behave when they go stale.

Biscuits go soft

Cakes go hard"

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"Sorry this just came up on another topic

Jaffa Cakes... they are a cake and not a biscuit. Correct? "

Clues in the name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's best of both worldsthey are biscuits which can be made into cake. On my list to do.

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