FabSwingers.com forum: What kind of farter are you?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just a little parper, or more of a bottom trumpeteer?

A silent symphony or a thunderous motorbike?

#anotherbunvicarmorerea?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I never fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a good farter. That's what I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or a biscuit butterer

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

What's farting? Is it like flirting?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Twisted liar farter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I never fart

Such lies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm a good farter. That's what I am.

I wouldn’t kick you out of bed for it

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

I'm a supermarket farter. I hold my nose, pull a face, and look strangely at the nearest person with their back to me.

It wasn't me my love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To knock the lid off the ark (sim. ): to release an "arse banshee" of biblical proportions that causes everyone in the room to disintegrate. From the climactic scene of the first Indiana Jones film.

Known a few gents capable of this

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Me-thane-ks this is yet another tedious forum topic that which will once again result in people talking out of their arses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s always entertaining when you know you have a devilish trouser biscuit that needs to come out to release it in a supermarket down an empty aisle and walk away from it sharpish as releasing it. Like a drive by. Then viewing said aisle from a safe distance to see people’s reactions lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s always entertaining when you know you have a devilish trouser biscuit that needs to come out to release it in a supermarket down an empty aisle and walk away from it sharpish as releasing it. Like a drive by. Then viewing said aisle from a safe distance to see people’s reactions lol

Or even dropping one in a lift as you are getting off. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving one in an empty lift takes split second timing but practise makes perfect

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Mine are like ,,, dew drops on roses and tear drops on noses. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never knew my farter

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

A Fartrilliquist. I throw my farts and make sound like its someone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas baffles me cos it appears to involve getting together and eating food that's going to make you fart like a buffalo. It's the perfect storm. That's not my idea of celebrating...

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

A silent symphony erupts from my bum, my foof has a symphony that is not so silent....

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

"Leaving one in an empty lift takes split second timing but practise makes perfect "
Ain't I glad, that I don't live nowhere near Northampton.

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"Leaving one in an empty lift takes split second timing but practise makes perfect "
thats wrong on so many levels

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By *oneeMan
over a year ago

bath

Anyone had a walking fart, my record is 11 steps with a fart each step.

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