FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite insults

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please.

Jizzpixie

Cockpuffin

I can’t take credit for those, but they make me laugh

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Cunt nugget

Dick face

Turd bucket

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

You thieving shitgibbon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please.

Jizzpixie

Cockpuffin

I can’t take credit for those, but they make me laugh "
cockwomble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please.

Jizzpixie

Cockpuffin

I can’t take credit for those, but they make me laugh "

Ya bellend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You thieving shitgibbon! "

You’re just mad because I beat you to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nob jockey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope your next shit is a hedgehog!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Taxing little Arab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You thieving shitgibbon! "

Love this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dickwad

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By *oinus1961Couple
over a year ago

Huntingdon

Hoofwanking bunglecunt is a particular favourite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

slime ball

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"You thieving shitgibbon!

You’re just mad because I beat you to it "

You’re a complete and utter spunkgoblin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt-faced twat-head

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You thieving shitgibbon!

You’re just mad because I beat you to it

You’re a complete and utter spunkgoblin"

At least I’m not a fucktarding toss monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tart

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Cockjugglingthundercunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not very good with insults so I stick to Dickhead and C*nt.

Like to tell people to take a long walk off a short cliff if they are not appropriate though

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By *wisted VinylMan
over a year ago

Fife

cunty-baws

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Consider the source.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thunderpants

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

Muppet!

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

Banjo boy

(a la Deliverance!)

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

"cunty-baws"

A classic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ballbag, fuck face, shit lips and hairy hole have been my go to insults of 2020 so far

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"You howling cock juggling bit of kit"

Google the army insult generator and treat yourself to some classics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shitbag....twatbag....cuntface....fuckface....fucktard

A fab friend calls me cuntcockle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat

Tosser

Prick

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By *arracksCouple
over a year ago

Deal

"Hoofwanking bunglecunt is a particular favourite. "

Haha,bloody brilliant,taking this for work,not sure the doctors will appreciate it,but I sure do...

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Y' feckin eeejit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You donut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You couldn't empty water from a boot even if the instructions were on the heel"

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By *wisted VinylMan
over a year ago

Fife

ya walloper

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By *oft_SensualTV/TS
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Fucktard is one of many I enjoy liberally throwing around.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

""You couldn't empty water from a boot even if the instructions were on the heel""

I've not heard that since I worked in North Carolina (except there it was empty piss from a boot).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bungling clodhopper

Fuzz

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Today I've overused shitweasel, but then I've run into a lot of shitweasels, so it's not all that surprising.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I've overused shitweasel, but then I've run into a lot of shitweasels, so it's not all that surprising."

There's a lot of them about

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Fucknuckles and shit tits are two I use a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twunt and wassock are my particular favourites.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Please.

Jizzpixie

Cockpuffin

I can’t take credit for those, but they make me laugh cockwomble"

Your a cockwomble for beating me to it

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

wick

You suck the sweat of a dead man's balls... You were a waste of your mother's milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

entitled

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

These are brillant

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"These are brillant "

Indeed, some really great ones, I daren't join in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"These are brillant

Indeed, some really great ones, I daren't join in."

Go onnn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

despicable

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Ya Balloon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck knuckle

Cunt monkey

Knob nugget

Baboons bollock

Satan's cockring

Beelzebub’s ballsack

Jesus’s jizzrag

Cock hobbit

You pustules polyp on the ringpiece of humanity

You dank dark tufy of crusty rectal hair

Your cock is as fragrant as a sumo wrestles jockstrap.

You have severe delusions of adequacy

You have a vagina that reminds me of pulling apart a cold chess’s toasty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck knuckle

Cunt monkey

Knob nugget

Baboons bollock

Satan's cockring

Beelzebub’s ballsack

Jesus’s jizzrag

Cock hobbit

You pustules polyp on the ringpiece of humanity

You dank dark tufy of crusty rectal hair

Your cock is as fragrant as a sumo wrestles jockstrap.

You have severe delusions of adequacy

You have a vagina that reminds me of pulling apart a cold chess’s toasty.

You know you’re the king of insults for me

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By *wisted VinylMan
over a year ago

Fife

got a face like an interupted sneeze

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By *ollee78Man
over a year ago

HARROGATE

"Please.

Jizzpixie

Cockpuffin

I can’t take credit for those, but they make me laugh "

Nappy headed ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you've got a face like a smacked arse

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By *oxtonMan
over a year ago

Some where in West Yorkshire

Munta

Dog nonce

Ugly cunt

Ya daft little cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt face

Cunty bollox

Cock womble

Dick less

Wank face

Tiny cocked fuck face

Utter turd brain

Most of these are shouted while I'm driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think you're a wit but you're only half right!

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By *lli_sissyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cambridge

"you sweat from a baboon's balls" - Semmi : Coming to America

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Fucktard, retard, Libtard, spazcunt, just cunt, gayer, chlorinated chicken vagina , mostly to friends and fellow road users

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Knobhead or nugget always make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope your next shit is a hedgehog!"

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Gob shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nob jockey"

One of my all time faves that one !! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My personal favourite is

Cocksuckermotherfucker

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

A face like a twisted fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gob shite "

Was that from father jack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucktard, retard, Libtard, spazcunt, just cunt, gayer, chlorinated chicken vagina , mostly to friends and fellow road users

Spazcunt hahaha that had me rolling on the floor!!! Can I nick it please ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gammon

I don’t know why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know if you'd consider it an insult but when someone farts:

"Take them off so we can all shit in 'em"

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Cat fingering thunder c.nt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There really is no beginning to your talents

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By *ootleCouple
over a year ago

Romford, Essex

when I want to listen to an arseole…..I'll fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my dog had a cunt it would look like your face

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Blurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know if you'd consider it an insult but when someone farts:

"Take them off so we can all shit in 'em""

*spits tea everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know if you'd consider it an insult but when someone farts:

"Take them off so we can all shit in 'em"

*spits tea everywhere

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Take yr head for a shit

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Wank puffin

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Wingnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seem to have been called all of these at some time or another...

Probably why I cant think of any. Or anyone I feel the need to insult either....

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Nob jockey

Wank stain

Fart box

Five fingered fucktard (love this one)

And the classic... born an asshole and just grew bigger

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By *wisted VinylMan
over a year ago

Fife

'you got blackjack eyes one twists while the other sticks'

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Please.

Jizzpixie

Cockpuffin

I can’t take credit for those, but they make me laugh "

Jizzpixie sounds like an aspiration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massive bell end is always a winner.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Fartknocker, monkeyspunk, fannybatter, cuntwipe, asswipe, dickcheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i had wanted to listen to a shitcunt I would of wiped from back to front then queefed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucktard

Cockwomble

Cuntmuppet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and flunt -female for cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head like a witch doctors rattle

Cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockwomble

Fucktard

Bunglecunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twatwaffle

Wankspangle

Bollock chops

Nimrod

Arsemonkey

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By *zreal_rdgMan
over a year ago

Reading

What a Fucking nob jockey

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By *zreal_rdgMan
over a year ago

Reading

Why don’t you carve your thoughts Into a lump of wood and shove it up your hole

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By *inky pWoman
over a year ago

leicester

Fucking cuntwaffle

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By *J11Couple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I can't believe that out of 60 million sperm, you were the fastest...

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Twatwaffle

Wankspangle

Bollock chops

Nimrod

Arsemonkey"

This is sooooooo fucking good, who needs therapy hey !?

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"I can't believe that out of 60 million sperm, you were the fastest..."

Hahahahaha!! This is great

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By *winfrozrMan
over a year ago

Carnoustie

Thundering moron is a good one.

Although telling someone to go in to the woods, find the biggest tree there and apologise to it for wasting the oxygen it worked hard to make for them to waste by speaking shite is a personal favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt

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By *ikiLoverMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Your face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver

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By *ikiLoverMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Turd burglar

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"You absolute fucking genital"

Calling someone a strap on usually puts them on the back foot too "Shut up ya fucking strap"

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

You smell like the shit of a thousand cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Corbyn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/01/20 00:04:17]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you just been in a car crash ... shocking

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

twatsicle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a twonk!

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By *ayRosesWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Yer dad sells avon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cumguzzling fucknugget is a favourite saying of mine (Mrs)

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By *ust cheerfulMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Twunt

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By *abnotfibMan
over a year ago

Sale

You've got a face like a smacked arse.

Numbnuts

Inbetweeners Classic = Bus Wanker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a dog with a face like yours I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards... An old one from school. Single words: melt and wetwipe are my go to ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inbetweeners Classic = Bus Wanker.

Yes, this lol. I used it just today when I got stuck in traffic by the train station. In my head I was like "train wankers".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please.

Jizzpixie

Cockpuffin

I can’t take credit for those, but they make me laugh "

Asshat and fuckwit have come in useful recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inbetweeners Classic = Bus Wanker.

Yes, this lol. I used it just today when I got stuck in traffic by the train station. In my head I was like "train wankers". "

Frequently call my son's father "briefcase wanker"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inbetweeners Classic = Bus Wanker.

Yes, this lol. I used it just today when I got stuck in traffic by the train station. In my head I was like "train wankers".

Frequently call my son's father "briefcase wanker" "

lol, love it. I always look at cyclists wearing hi-viz's and helmets and think "bike wankers".

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Inbetweeners Classic = Bus Wanker.

Yes, this lol. I used it just today when I got stuck in traffic by the train station. In my head I was like "train wankers". "

I call the bus wankers ‘loser cruiser users’

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

One of my favourite ones which I frequently use as a greeting for most is ‘slippery gibbon’ or ‘slippery gypsy’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock juggler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucktard is one of many I enjoy liberally throwing around."

I use that daily in work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick Teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit for brains and Motherfucker closely followed by you prat covers most of my outbursts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mamma was a snowblower

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

Your a wanker, shame your father wasn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken Fuckflute, cum blizzard, stenchwench, hag, mong, fuckdump, boring cunt, woke brigade, my little phoney, pest.

and a simple sweet "bore off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You helmet. I overuse this.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Tosser

Twunt

Cockwomble

Wankstain

Knobjockey - This one floored my son in hysterics, when I shouted it driving yesterday

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Calling someone 'cock residue' usually catches them off guard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thi cack handed, great gawking galloping herbert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mamma was a snowblower"

I use this too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raging cunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Raging cunt!"
how u know my name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitchwaffle

Flump

Those two seem to be in constant rotation at the moment

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

cock juggling thunder cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You doughnut...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock womble

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Fucknugget!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunkrag

Jizztrumpet

Cheese eating surrender monkeys (very specific but makes me laugh)

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