FabSwingers.com forum: Added info

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've noticed that men with big cocks often feel the need to announce it i.e. "I fucked her with my 10 inch cock" instead of just "I fucked her".

What added info do you want to add to random conversations to let everyone know how superior you are?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *ultrySiriWoman
over a year ago

Arundel

Haha same as.. i managed x amount of meets in x amount of months plastered under self pity posts to make them feel worse.. I guess ?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm more a 'what you see is what you get'.

That may explain why I don't get many meets. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used my 9in dildo and they weren't happy.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I used my 9in dildo and they weren't happy."

I'd happily watch you use that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can eat TEN Bourbons and not feel sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None at all really. I remember when I was carnival queen I thought of this.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

That'd be just like somebody specifying 'my Ralph Lauren boxers' or 'my Paul Smith cufflinks'...

Why do such a thing?...

Anyway, can't stop right now - have just poured myself a chilled glass of 'Veuve!'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used my 9in dildo and they weren't happy.

I'd happily watch you use that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a long tongue

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"I have a long tongue

Does that come with the skill of being able to breathe through your ears

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

What? You mean those fella's with two inch cocks don't advertise the fact?!

Funny that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That'd be just like somebody specifying 'my Ralph Lauren boxers' or 'my Paul Smith cufflinks'...

Why do such a thing?...

Anyway, can't stop right now - have just poured myself a chilled glass of 'Veuve!'..."

I live in a lemonade world, Champagne Deeams though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to mention I’ve got a 10 inch tongue and can breath through my ears.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"That'd be just like somebody specifying 'my Ralph Lauren boxers' or 'my Paul Smith cufflinks'...

Why do such a thing?...

Anyway, can't stop right now - have just poured myself a chilled glass of 'Veuve!'..."

I prefer Krug at this time of day

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I can eat TEN Bourbons and not feel sick"

That's good going, but it's not *great*

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I tend to mention I’ve got a 10 inch tongue and can breath through my ears. "

That's big

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I come complete with shortbread biscuits, of all shapes & sizes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made this dirty slut squirt all over my new White Mayfair Linen Hotel Collection Egyptian Cotton 800Tc Sheet Set which I bought for £62.99 off Amazon with free delivery because I bought Amazon Prime so I could watch The Boys, season 2 out soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanders away quietly....

With nothing to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can put a hotdog in my vag and warm it up ready to eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've noticed that men with big cocks often feel the need to announce it i.e. "I fucked her with my 10 inch cock" instead of just "I fucked her".

What added info do you want to add to random conversations to let everyone know how superior you are? "
i think shes beautiful with my superior intellect her breasts are overwhelming with my 20/20 vision and her knees are sublime on my axminster carpet

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I can put a hotdog in my vag and warm it up ready to eat "

Marry me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can put a hotdog in my vag and warm it up ready to eat "

I saw a video of a woman who 'spat' a load of hot dogs out of her vagina and I haven't been able to eat one since

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I enjoy sucking cock like a nanna with no teeth sucking on a lemon sherbert.

That kind of thing?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I can put a hotdog in my vag and warm it up ready to eat "

x a bazillions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can put a hotdog in my vag and warm it up ready to eat

I saw a video of a woman who 'spat' a load of hot dogs out of her vagina and I haven't been able to eat one since"

Oh so you saw my video?

I'm sorry it put you off hotdogs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can put a hotdog in my vag and warm it up ready to eat "

I’ve got squirty mustard sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've noticed that men with big cocks often feel the need to announce it i.e. "I fucked her with my 10 inch cock" instead of just "I fucked her".

What added info do you want to add to random conversations to let everyone know how superior you are? "

It's just a variation on the old theme of starting a thread about - how big is big?

Or, what is the biggest you've had inside you ladies?

Then saying oh, I always though my 9 inches was just normal lol.

Any excuse to brag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can put a hotdog in my vag and warm it up ready to eat

I saw a video of a woman who 'spat' a load of hot dogs out of her vagina and I haven't been able to eat one since

Oh so you saw my video?

I'm sorry it put you off hotdogs x "

I could never forgive you for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can put a hotdog in my vag and warm it up ready to eat

I saw a video of a woman who 'spat' a load of hot dogs out of her vagina and I haven't been able to eat one since

Oh so you saw my video?

I'm sorry it put you off hotdogs x

I could never forgive you for this"

I know how much you want to push me on the bed, pin me down and spread my legs wide open. Fuck. I want to feel your warm breath against my pussy. I want to listen to you moan with pleasure as you inhale my delicious hotdog scented vagina. I want to look down at you with your mouth wide open ready for my perfect warm hotdog.

I can feel your boner from here.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I like to say I fucked her with my 8inch cock and put my balls in her ass at the same time.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My 34F* jugs bounced as I rode him

* Not my size

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Last time I was at the GUM clinic the Dr proclaimed my vagina to be "perfect".

Imaginary school gate chat: "Hey, how's you?"

"Oh, great! I have a grade A snatch!"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Last time I was at the GUM clinic the Dr proclaimed my vagina to be "perfect".

Imaginary school gate chat: "Hey, how's you?"

"Oh, great! I have a grade A snatch!"

It's a fine sunny day to have a perfect vagina. How's Billy's maths homework?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My 34F* jugs bounced as I rode him

* Not my size "

You could kill someone with them

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Last time I was at the GUM clinic the Dr proclaimed my vagina to be "perfect".

Imaginary school gate chat: "Hey, how's you?"

"Oh, great! I have a grade A snatch!"

It's a fine sunny day to have a perfect vagina. How's Billy's maths homework?"

Ha ha!

"Just away home to clean the bathrooms, then admire my top quality snatch"

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I fucked this slut hard in the local Best Western, although not cheap, it represented real value for money. Affordable luxury competitively priced. Shame she shat the bed really..

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By *ayRosesWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Now I feel bad about saying I can touch my chin with my tongue

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Last time I was at the GUM clinic the Dr proclaimed my vagina to be "perfect".

Imaginary school gate chat: "Hey, how's you?"

"Oh, great! I have a grade A snatch!"

It's a fine sunny day to have a perfect vagina. How's Billy's maths homework?

Ha ha!

"Just away home to clean the bathrooms, then admire my top quality snatch" "

We should start up a 'Snatch Appreciation Society'.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Last time I was at the GUM clinic the Dr proclaimed my vagina to be "perfect".

Imaginary school gate chat: "Hey, how's you?"

"Oh, great! I have a grade A snatch!"

It's a fine sunny day to have a perfect vagina. How's Billy's maths homework?

Ha ha!

"Just away home to clean the bathrooms, then admire my top quality snatch"

We should start up a 'Snatch Appreciation Society'.

Isn't that what Fab is in many ways?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last time I was at the GUM clinic the Dr proclaimed my vagina to be "perfect".

Imaginary school gate chat: "Hey, how's you?"

"Oh, great! I have a grade A snatch!"

I just wrote a status very similar to this

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

He fucked me with his 10 inch cock. I laughed cos I fucked HIM with my 12 inch fanny.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"He fucked me with his 10 inch cock. I laughed cos I fucked HIM with my 12 inch fanny."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've noticed that men with big cocks often feel the need to announce it i.e. "I fucked her with my 10 inch cock" instead of just "I fucked her".

What added info do you want to add to random conversations to let everyone know how superior you are? "

Hi I'm Fuzz...I'm married to Peach

Fuzz

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Last time I was at the GUM clinic the Dr proclaimed my vagina to be "perfect".

Imaginary school gate chat: "Hey, how's you?"

"Oh, great! I have a grade A snatch!"

It's a fine sunny day to have a perfect vagina. How's Billy's maths homework?

Ha ha!

"Just away home to clean the bathrooms, then admire my top quality snatch"

We should start up a 'Snatch Appreciation Society'.

Isn't that what Fab is in many ways?

Website name change required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 inch ha ha would they not be realstic lime me im only three inches ..... from my knee lol ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I come complete with shortbread biscuits, of all shapes & sizes

My favourite

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Last time I was at the GUM clinic the Dr proclaimed my vagina to be "perfect".

Imaginary school gate chat: "Hey, how's you?"

"Oh, great! I have a grade A snatch!"

I just wrote a status very similar to this

Ahahahahaha! Congratulations on your excellent penis.

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

I can eat a packet of jaffa cakes and not feel ill.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I prefer to be low key and surprise

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