FabSwingers.com forum: *FAB platinum*

By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I saw reference to 'Fabs Finest' quoted in an earlier thread

This got me thinking about our supermarkets and their premium range of products - 'Seriously' by Waitrose and the Sainsbury's 'Taste the Difference' line for example

So, if Fab really did have a 'premium' group of forumites - categorised by quality - who would be included?

I guess there'd also be those more 'value' type individuals, identified by blue and white stripes, to consider too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooh can we start a value range thread too? That'll be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Basics.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Uh oh ... isn't this at risk of being...

A clique?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure this is headed in a good direction but can we just mark all of certain profiles with a sarcastic 'seriously?!?!' instead

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Everyone is equal

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Not sure this is headed in a good direction but can we just mark all of certain profiles with a sarcastic 'seriously?!?!' instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone is equal

Yeah, we probably all got made in the same factory and just got different labels.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I find the notion rather gauche.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be in the ‘whoops’ section then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone is equal

Oh. Not in the forum we're not. Didn't you get "that" memo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to be an Aldi own brand profile. I quite like Aldi

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Ffs

I second that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw reference to 'Fabs Finest' quoted in an earlier thread

This got me thinking about our supermarkets and their premium range of products - 'Seriously' by Waitrose and the Sainsbury's 'Taste the Difference' line for example

So, if Fab really did have a 'premium' group of forumites - categorised by quality - who would be included?

I guess there'd also be those more 'value' type individuals, identified by blue and white stripes, to consider too..."

You just have to have been here 10+ years!

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Everyone is equal

Yeah, we probably all got made in the same factory and just got different labels. "

My label says "99p, sold as seen, no refunds"

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Everyone is equal

Oh. Not in the forum we're not. Didn't you get "that" memo?"

I didn't ... does that mean I'm not in??

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Wonky fruit and veg section for me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every little helps

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

I’ll grab that yellow discount sticker and sit at the bottom of the isle.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Actually done in a different way this could work.......so you want a guy that just keeps going, you go for the Duracell range. We need names for other qualities

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Happy to be an Aldi own brand profile. I quite like Aldi "

I prefer Lidl, they have their own bakery.

I'm a Lidl Tart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to be an Aldi own brand profile. I quite like Aldi

I prefer Lidl, they have their own bakery.

I'm a Lidl Tart."

I do like a Lidl Tart

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By *d_deeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm past my best before so I'll sit in the reduced section then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do platinum swingers earn their privileges by being on the forum? There are some amazing people who contribute loads to the scene and never post to the forums. Those are the people who should get platinum perks IMO.

Should the perks ever exist obvs.

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By *d_deeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

Put me down in the reduced section, nearly out of date

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

your lifes a bargain basement all the good shits gone

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Everyone is equal

Oh. Not in the forum we're not. Didn't you get "that" memo?"

Oh THAT memo. I used it to line the baking tray with. Cookies tasted great

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I’m deffo the weird thing in the continental supermarket that you have no idea what it is and have to google lol

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Happy to be an Aldi own brand profile. I quite like Aldi

I prefer Lidl, they have their own bakery.

I'm a Lidl Tart."

That’s one of the few things I like about Lidl, although I did have to make a call to environmental health regarding my nearest Lidl’s bakery

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Happy to be an Aldi own brand profile. I quite like Aldi "

I went today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perks? Pah.

White and red suits me just fine.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Happy to be an Aldi own brand profile. I quite like Aldi

I prefer Lidl, they have their own bakery.

I'm a Lidl Tart.

I do like a Lidl Tart"

I would be a fruity one, sweet but with a bite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to be an Aldi own brand profile. I quite like Aldi

I prefer Lidl, they have their own bakery.

I'm a Lidl Tart.

I do like a Lidl Tart

I would be a fruity one, sweet but with a bite."

You’d be a cheesy one

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Not sure this is headed in a good direction but can we just mark all of certain profiles with a sarcastic 'seriously?!?!' instead

Upvote on that!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Happy to be an Aldi own brand profile. I quite like Aldi

I prefer Lidl, they have their own bakery.

I'm a Lidl Tart.

I do like a Lidl Tart

I would be a fruity one, sweet but with a bite.

You’d be a cheesy one "

Crushed

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Ha ha that was my comment ‘ Fabs Finest’ but it wasn’t in reference anything akin to supermarkets

Anyway, said person I was referring to is definitely above the Waitrose threshold and enjoys Veuve Clicquot so in my book a definite finest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to be an Aldi own brand profile. I quite like Aldi

I prefer Lidl, they have their own bakery.

I'm a Lidl Tart.

I do like a Lidl Tart

I would be a fruity one, sweet but with a bite.

You’d be a cheesy one

Crushed

I like the cheesy ones. They’re my favourite

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Fab Farm Stores Range!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Happy to be an Aldi own brand profile. I quite like Aldi

I prefer Lidl, they have their own bakery.

I'm a Lidl Tart.

I do like a Lidl Tart

I would be a fruity one, sweet but with a bite.

You’d be a cheesy one

Crushed

I like the cheesy ones. They’re my favourite "

Well this cheese Tart is blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to be an Aldi own brand profile. I quite like Aldi

I prefer Lidl, they have their own bakery.

I'm a Lidl Tart.

I do like a Lidl Tart

I would be a fruity one, sweet but with a bite.

You’d be a cheesy one

Crushed

I like the cheesy ones. They’re my favourite

Well this cheese Tart is blue "

The tastiest kind

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Damn, I'd totally attach a defective label to myself. Eyeshadow crayon. But I'd want to write it on my arse. I'm not that talented.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’m more an artisan loaf from a bijoux corner shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm a bit of an unloved end of range that ends up in the reduced section!

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Where is the head snacking emoji when you need it

Jo x

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By *musedforlifeMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'm the cracked Easter egg that nobody will buy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id need a nibble on everyone to ever tell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs

I wanted to say that.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

True quality doesn't need labelling. It's instantly discernable.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Do love a best ever range and the occasional F&M hamper but that’s not to say I can’t resist a stroll through other stores depending on my location and time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw reference to 'Fabs Finest' quoted in an earlier thread

This got me thinking about our supermarkets and their premium range of products - 'Seriously' by Waitrose and the Sainsbury's 'Taste the Difference' line for example

So, if Fab really did have a 'premium' group of forumites - categorised by quality - who would be included?

I guess there'd also be those more 'value' type individuals, identified by blue and white stripes, to consider too..."

The basic range - “Fab Floppies”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the Aldi alternative

But with a bit of middle aisle specialness

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Do love a best ever range and the occasional F&M hamper but that’s not to say I can’t resist a stroll through other stores depending on my location and time"

Ooh, F&M you say?...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Wonky fruit and veg section for me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the *extra special* range

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Everyone is equal

Yeah, we probably all got made in the same factory and just got different labels. "

How about we unlabel the labels.

Unlabel life.

Unlabel fab.

Unlabel sexuality.

Unlabel our minds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be in the left over stuff that gets sent to the charity shop each night

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

I'll be one of those random awesome things that people never buy, so they just sit on a shelf getting dusty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw reference to 'Fabs Finest' quoted in an earlier thread

This got me thinking about our supermarkets and their premium range of products - 'Seriously' by Waitrose and the Sainsbury's 'Taste the Difference' line for example

So, if Fab really did have a 'premium' group of forumites - categorised by quality - who would be included?

I guess there'd also be those more 'value' type individuals, identified by blue and white stripes, to consider too..."

The Fab elite

Gym fit

25-35

Professional discrete couple

These are starters..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone is equal

Yeah, we probably all got made in the same factory and just got different labels.

How about we unlabel the labels.

Unlabel life.

Unlabel fab.

Unlabel sexuality.

Unlabel our minds.

Wouldn't that be lovely...*looks away wistfully imagining in unlabelled world

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Everyone is equal

Yeah, we probably all got made in the same factory and just got different labels.

How about we unlabel the labels.

Unlabel life.

Unlabel fab.

Unlabel sexuality.

Unlabel our minds.

Wouldn't that be lovely...*looks away wistfully imagining in unlabelled world

Welcome to my head ....

Bit of a Fabtopia I know .

But who would we be without fantasies ...?

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

You'll never find my brand in a supermarket. You're more likely to be a bit tipsy on holiday and instinctively wander into a curiosity shop on the edge of the village. The wise woman vendor will say .. 'I have just the thing for you'. Before you know it you'll be slightly intoxicated and not really sure what just happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone is equal

Yeah, we probably all got made in the same factory and just got different labels.

How about we unlabel the labels.

Unlabel life.

Unlabel fab.

Unlabel sexuality.

Unlabel our minds.

Wouldn't that be lovely...*looks away wistfully imagining in unlabelled world

Welcome to my head ....

Bit of a Fabtopia I know .

But who would we be without fantasies ...? "

Ha very true; I think we would all be exactly where we are now...some businesses however, would never have left the ground

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I'll be like the 'No Frills' range from Kwik Save back in the day, plainly packaged bargain basement fodder

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Whatever the label, surely it’s about whether you are to someone’s taste or not?

That said, I am only to someone’s taste if they are worthy of my effort. Yes I know that sounds pretty big headed, but why should I make any effort for someone with seriously amateur skills or selfishness ?!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Now I really want to write "reduced to clear" on my arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOGOF on melons anyone?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"BOGOF on melons anyone?

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Now I really want to write "reduced to clear" on my arse."

Hot! I'd put you in my trolley. I think you should post a new pic with that x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"BOGOF on melons anyone?

Lmao!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BOGOF on melons anyone?

cracked me up

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"BOGOF on melons anyone?

Comment of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BOGOF on melons anyone?

Comment of the day

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"BOGOF on melons anyone?

Comment of the day

Absolutely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night all still laughing at bogof on Mellon's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrr but do they do delivery?

Would I need my own bag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would probably be Tesco finest but not as elite as Waitrose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Tbh I think it’s very easy to spot which fabbers/forumites think they’re just a little bit better than the rest of us - because they perceive themselves to be more attractive, more cultured or wealthier etc.

I find it all rather crass tbh - but then what do I know? I’m definitely in the reduced aisle because I’m fast approaching my use by date!

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Best Before...Dead!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Plutonium level membership...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im probably a free item lol they say food taste better whens its free ey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, if Fab really did have a 'premium' group of forumites - categorised by quality - who would be included?

Far far fewer than those in the value group.

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Everyone is equal

Yeah, we probably all got made in the same factory and just got different labels.

How about we unlabel the labels.

Unlabel life.

Unlabel fab.

Unlabel sexuality.

Unlabel our minds.

Wouldn't that be lovely...*looks away wistfully imagining in unlabelled world

Welcome to my head ....

Bit of a Fabtopia I know .

But who would we be without fantasies ...?

Ha very true; I think we would all be exactly where we are now...some businesses however, would never have left the ground

Agree to a point but fantasies/dreams sometimes become goals and when that becomes reality, how are you going to call it?

A dream has come true or a goal was reached?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Now I really want to write "reduced to clear" on my arse.

Hot! I'd put you in my trolley. I think you should post a new pic with that x "

I'd need help, it isn't happening at the moment haha

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Tbh I think it’s very easy to spot which fabbers/forumites think they’re just a little bit better than the rest of us - because they perceive themselves to be more attractive, more cultured or wealthier etc.

I find it all rather crass tbh - but then what do I know? I’m definitely in the reduced aisle because I’m fast approaching my use by date!

You're no such thing.

And it's incredibly crass.

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Now I really want to write "reduced to clear" on my arse.

Hot! I'd put you in my trolley. I think you should post a new pic with that x

I'd need help, it isn't happening at the moment haha"

*Checking flights to Manchester

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I hate to be that person (I don't actually) but Waitrose's premium range is called Waitrose 1 (Seriously is like a subsection).

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

You'll find me in the reduced to clear section

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