FabSwingers.com forum: Your friend is such a dickhead

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go to your friends list, the 2nd one down just came to your house, pissed in your milk and shit in your kettle.

Who was it?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

But that should mean naming and shaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rock

that would be you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was Dic(sorry Doc)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But that should mean naming and shaming

I think the admins will know this is a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was Dic(sorry Doc)

Doc not Dic...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"rock

that would be you then "

It was you, you dick head

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Girth...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"rock

that would be you then "

not rock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shortie... Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not surprised...

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Go to your friends list, the 2nd one down just came to your house, pissed in your milk and shit in your kettle.

Who was it? "

It was you.. Grow up young man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go to your friends list, the 2nd one down just came to your house, pissed in your milk and shit in your kettle.

Who was it?

It was you.. Grow up young man! "

It was only fair, you put the milk in before the tea bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LornaJo83

Typical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go to your friends list, the 2nd one down just came to your house, pissed in your milk and shit in your kettle.

Who was it?

It was you.. Grow up young man!

It was only fair, you put the milk in before the tea bag "

That’s so bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go to your friends list, the 2nd one down just came to your house, pissed in your milk and shit in your kettle.

Who was it? "

Actually you ya prick you owe me a new kettle!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go to your friends list, the 2nd one down just came to your house, pissed in your milk and shit in your kettle.

Who was it?

Actually you ya prick you owe me a new kettle!

Fuck sake, that's twice I've done it now

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Go to your friends list, the 2nd one down just came to your house, pissed in your milk and shit in your kettle.

Who was it?

It was you.. Grow up young man!

It was only fair, you put the milk in before the tea bag "

It's ok because..

You know the chocolate covered nuggets I gave you for Christmas? It's actually guinea pig poo.

And I injected old semen into your toothpaste tube.

And..

I hate you for bringing me down to this level. I'm a 46 year old perimenopausal woman ffs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go to your friends list, the 2nd one down just came to your house, pissed in your milk and shit in your kettle.

Who was it?

It was you.. Grow up young man!

It was only fair, you put the milk in before the tea bag

It's ok because..

You know the chocolate covered nuggets I gave you for Christmas? It's actually guinea pig poo.

And I injected old semen into your toothpaste tube.

And..

I hate you for bringing me down to this level. I'm a 46 year old perimenopausal woman ffs! "

Well I'm glad I did it then. You dont want to know what i put in your conditioner

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Saffron... you dirty lady. You owe me some milk..

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Nik... I knew there was a reason I don’t let people here

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Saffron... you dirty lady. You owe me some milk..

Just remind me of your address and I’ll pop some round..

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Saffron... you dirty lady. You owe me some milk..

Just remind me of your address and I’ll pop some round..

I'll also need a sincere apology. Actions speak louder than words.

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By *zQTWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Saffron... you dirty lady. You owe me some milk..

Just remind me of your address and I’ll pop some round..

I'll also need a sincere apology. Actions speak louder than words.

Well you pissed in mine apparently. Can I have that apology?

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Saffron... you dirty lady. You owe me some milk..

Just remind me of your address and I’ll pop some round..

I'll also need a sincere apology. Actions speak louder than words.

Well you pissed in mine apparently. Can I have that apology? "

Looks like all this apologising could get interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Saffron... you dirty lady. You owe me some milk..

Just remind me of your address and I’ll pop some round..

I'll also need a sincere apology. Actions speak louder than words.

Well you pissed in mine apparently. Can I have that apology?

Looks like all this apologising could get interesting

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mr Moriarty. Sounds about right.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Mr Moriarty. Sounds about right."

Humble Brag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PoF

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Mr Moriarty. Sounds about right.

Humble Brag

About you shitting in my kettle? Yeah greatest moment of my life!

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

I can't.

Only have one friend

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Girth...

Ah, but it'd be of Waitrose quality though Saffie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"PoF

And I'll do it again!

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Lordy glad I don't take milk but I could milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saves pissing on someone's corn flakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PoF

And I'll do it again!"

Wanker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss.Red! How could you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"PoF

And I'll do it again!

Wanker. "

Right. I'm cumming in your foundation tin!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PoF

And I'll do it again!

Wanker.

Right. I'm cumming in your foundation tin!"

Better than in my hair I guess.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Ha ha he’s one of fabs finest - I’m sure he wouldn’t appreciate me declaring I couldn’t drink the milk and my kettle needed replacing

He’s far too much of a gentleman for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raven Red!

Tut tut!!!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

It was Chillout. Not surprised though - always knew he was capable.

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

MrHornyGent

Always knew he was trouble....!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"PoF

And I'll do it again!

Wanker.

Right. I'm cumming in your foundation tin!

Better than in my hair I guess. "

I thought you liked that

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