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By *hyscouse OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it just me or are the first 5 days after a weekend the hardest?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Man: It is Sunday and I need to relax so I bought 3 cinema tickets.

Woman: 3 ?

Man: Yeah, One for you and two for your parents.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex.

He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue.

One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!"

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Me getting to the gym

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