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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

When...

Too to confess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go on ... ya know you want to

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Tell me yours and I may tell you mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you wake up realising you had your beer goggles last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

When you wake up half in the back door and half in the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to go to the marquee section in the dress shop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

happened to me in berlin....lol very embarrasing

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"When you wake up half in the back door and half in the garden "

Was that getting in or trying to escape?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"When you wake up half in the back door and half in the garden

Was that getting in or trying to escape?"

I was trying to get in and did'nt quite make it

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"When you wake up half in the back door and half in the garden

Was that getting in or trying to escape?

I was trying to get in and did'nt quite make it "

I think that wins... nothing I can confess would be as funny as that. Thanks for the smile on a gloomy, wet day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to give up alcohol forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever! for fear of smashing the fourth car!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you wake up having been sick in your undies drawer

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"When you have to give up alcohol forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever! for fear of smashing the fourth car!"

That sounds a little dramatic. Once should have been enough to learn that lesson. Or, was it four all at once?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

You cant sit down for a week afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or you think why????

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You cant sit down for a week afterwards "

That's more like it

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"when you wake up having been sick in your undies drawer "

or having pissed in the wardrobe (not me i hasten to add, an old bf from years back)

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"when you wake up having been sick in your undies drawer

or having pissed in the wardrobe (not me i hasten to add, an old bf from years back) "

I know a man like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you have to give up alcohol forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever! for fear of smashing the fourth car!

That sounds a little dramatic. Once should have been enough to learn that lesson. Or, was it four all at once? "
When the drink's in the whitt's out. I woke up in a travel lodge loft when they had no room. after taking a vase pissing in it and leaving it in a cupboard before heading to the loft. Just the tip of the ice berg. Don't drink at all now.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"When you have to give up alcohol forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever! for fear of smashing the fourth car!

That sounds a little dramatic. Once should have been enough to learn that lesson. Or, was it four all at once? When the drink's in the whitt's out. I woke up in a travel lodge loft when they had no room. after taking a vase pissing in it and leaving it in a cupboard before heading to the loft. Just the tip of the ice berg. Don't drink at all now. "

At least they didn't put you in a stable... or maybe they should have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you have to give up alcohol forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever! for fear of smashing the fourth car!

That sounds a little dramatic. Once should have been enough to learn that lesson. Or, was it four all at once? When the drink's in the whitt's out. I woke up in a travel lodge loft when they had no room. after taking a vase pissing in it and leaving it in a cupboard before heading to the loft. Just the tip of the ice berg. Don't drink at all now.

At least they didn't put you in a stable... or maybe they should have?"
Nae chance I can do sophistication for sex no problems madame

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

wonder how many men actually like a d*unken woman...........lol

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By *hooter McGavinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I woke up to find a full plastic patio set complete with cushions and a brolly at the end of my bed after a few too many, have no idea to this day where it came from lol

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By *ucati1098Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

You are taken home in a shopping trolley borrowed from the local supermarket due to walking issues.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

when you open your handbag the next morning to find its full of cold vomit... happened to a friend of mine, i'd put her to bed in my spare room the night before cos i didn't think her safe to go home alone.

unfortunately as she walked up to her door the next morning she opened her bag without looking down...

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

you get taken home the following morning by the manager of the nightclub cos the cleaners found you asleep in the loo...

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

when your mum walks in the bathroom to find you naked with your head down the bog asleep.

thats when I know Ive had 1 too many

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By *partan_dMan
over a year ago

????

When you wake up next to a bird who resembles a sea lion.

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

woke up once wraped around a tree in the woods behind the barracks i was staying at in germany thing is the tree was 500 yards in the wrong way from the bar which was 4 doors down from me in the block how i ended up outside half a klick away???

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

when you end up in A&E having broken your ankle dancing round a handbag at 8 oclock and carried on till 12 oclcok

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

when the postman knocks on your open door, hands you your post, your wallet that was on the path and the door keys you left in the outside of the door...

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By *ubbliciousWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Oh I have loads of these!

When you realise you have spent £300 on alcohol in one night (just on yourself)

When you are still d*unk at 10pm the next night.

When you wake up on the bathroom floor at midday because your housemate thought you were in the bath for 2 hours when actually you were there from 3am.

When you completely forget 6 hours of your life.

When u try to snog ur ex's best mate.

When you end up in hospital.

When you try it on with a totally random couple on your first night in a hotel and u bump into them the next day and the mrs says you ruined her holiday.

When you know u had sex but have no idea who with.

When u let your standards drop well below par and feel sick the next day due to mortification not hangover.

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