FabSwingers.com forum: Swearing

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Are you a swearer or do you never swear ?

What's your favourite none swearing swear word ?

Mine might be chuffing heck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always swear

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Bollocks!

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I rarely swear, unless I am particularly annoyed or during sex.

Not sure I have a favourite non swear curse word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey on a bike! I say that a lot!

That or a simple heck!

Hecky nora!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I swear to myself, but not generally in company

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I am a swearer..I swear I am

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

My mom never swears but on the very odd occasion she would say feck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you a swearer or do you never swear ?

What's your favourite none swearing swear word ?

Mine might be chuffing heck "

Yep we both swear and use all the usual naughty words, mostly at the appropriate times.

I (her) like to say when surprised at something "Christ a coconut!". It comes from a funny woman in work and I have picked it up. I am eager to change it to "Merlins beard!" As we are big Harry Potter fans.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Crikey on a bike! I say that a lot!

That or a simple heck!

Hecky nora!"

Lol not heard the bike one

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Swearer here. I don't usually swear in front of the kids so when I'm in adult only company, more cursing comes out to compensate.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ah bugger, I swear at my computer on a regular basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a swearer, but not in company.. or I'll use fork & knife if I'm pissed off.. or shit, piss and bollocks.. I hate the c??t word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t swear in day to day life but can when I’m the height of passion

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Not another fucking stupid thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a potty mouth

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

My mates nan use to call us a pair of Quilts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crikey on a bike! I say that a lot!

That or a simple heck!

Hecky nora!

Lol not heard the bike one

Nope, it is a 'Shelleyism'as my friend says

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Swearer here. I don't usually swear in front of the kids so when I'm in adult only company, more cursing comes out to compensate. "

Snap!

Mrs TMN x

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Not another fucking stupid thread?

People can start threads on anything they want. You are not required to post

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By *hatawasteMan
over a year ago

stafford

Nope .. I think swearing in everyday speaking is a bit common tbh .There are so many other good words that you can use . However, in bed a bit of dirty talk is fun but not all the time .

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Not another fucking stupid thread?

People can start threads on anything they want. You are not required to post

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Sorry....Joke!

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I'm an absolute potty mouth, but I do know how to not swear in polite company too though.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I swear so much an ex-colleague called me Gordon Ramsay with breasts.

I can tone it down when necessary, but I can also let it flow in a beautiful and highly imaginative stream of invective.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Not another fucking stupid thread?

People can start threads on anything they want. You are not required to post

Sorry....Joke!

Wrong emoji?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Female colleague says for fudge sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a good swear word! Bastards being my fave. I do hear myself sometimes and think i swear too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it.. Use the 'F' word as much as possible

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I use the F word far too much, sometimes without knowing it. I once asked one of the servers in McDonald's for a "fucking cheeseburger", not in an angry way but a normal conversational way. She just looked at me in a very strange way!

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By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol

I often say

Sohn einer Hündin!

Which is odd as I don't know any German.

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By *ilkenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Sometimes but lets be honest there are more expressive words than expletives so why limit yourself unless you only have a small vocabulary.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I use the F word far too much, sometimes without knowing it. I once asked one of the servers in McDonald's for a "fucking cheeseburger", not in an angry way but a normal conversational way. She just looked at me in a very strange way! "

Tourette's ?

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Tourette's ? "

No, nothing like that. My mind was just elsewhere at the time and didn't realise I'd said it. Normally I'm able to control myself in polite company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear when necessary using every swear word to add gravitas to my mood or the sentiment of a sentence. Not because I’m stuck for words or have a basic grasp of English, so need to fill it with profanity.

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By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol

Tourette's ? "

Tourette's it a tic, 'sometimes' accompanied by coprolalia.

from Greek Kopros = feaces and

Lalia = speech.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not another fucking stupid thread?

It has got people chatting though, and you chose to post too... and clearly you do swear

It's a pleasant, non criticising thread that I (her) do not have an issue with.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I love it.. Use the 'F' word as much as possible

A bloke who I used to know back in the 80's couldn't complete a sentence without chucking in a few "fucking" words in it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Anyway OP, it's people who swear on their kids life that really piss me off. It seems to me that they are not genuine and are making excuses for their misdemeanours

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I say flippin dickin a lot if my kids are around.

If not I can be sweary!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Not much, unless I accidentally hurt myself alone.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Numpty & cockwomble are my fave non swear insults.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I had to try curb my swearing when I had my kid.

Hence you may hear me say "Sugar Pigs!" Ot "Flipping Flips!"

Probably gets me more funny looks that a proper swear.

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

I'm Irish it's a term of endearment

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I swear a lot (other than when it's not appropriate like work) but some quite like it in my watered down RP accent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah guilty as charged. But there's a time and a place. Hey fanny baws is usually my go to when addressing someone who's clearly pissed me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear and simply can't control myself if something really annoys me.

When my son was in reception, I got a call from his teacher. Apparently they were talking about pet names and he'd said that next door's cat was called "fucking". When she asked him why, he said that mummy always says "next door's fucking cat"... Ooops. Been a bit more careful since then.

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

Every 2nd word is a swear word.

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

I'm a prolific swearer. But, as Stephen Fry puts it, its language, and the use of language, any language should be applauded and enjoyed

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By *zQTWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I don’t swear I just speak very bad french

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I seldom swear although sometimes let a shit slip out by accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mouth like a sailor..

(Waits for semen joke)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Not much, unless I accidentally hurt myself alone. "

Don't leave Lego on the carpet then you silly woman

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

My work associates are all men and at work I deal with lots of truckers and yes I swear like a navvy, I have to be a bit “blokey” to keep all those fuckers in line

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I swear far too much!,

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I swear far too much!, "

You make fucking good cakes though, so we will let you off on this occasion x

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I swear far too much!,

You make fucking good cakes though, so we will let you off on this occasion x

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t swear often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Card carrying swearer, but there is a time and a place.

Billy Connolly used to say that swearing is not a sign of a limited vocabulary, as he knew millions of words but still preferred to use the word FUCK!

Working on reclaiming the word CUNT personally. Gorgeous empowering word

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I swear like buggeries in my office....naturally because I’m alone

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I swear like buggeries in my office....naturally because I’m alone

After all the years of trying not to swear in earshot of the child, the one she's picked up and uses is "buggeration" as in "Oh, buggeration!".

I shouldn't laugh, but I do, bad mother that I am

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I swear shitloads.

Not even sorry about it. I have an extensive vocabulary but sometimes you just want to tell that tin of corned beef that won’t open to fuck right off and to carry on fucking off until it can fuck off no more.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I swear like buggeries in my office....naturally because I’m alone

After all the years of trying not to swear in earshot of the child, the one she's picked up and uses is "buggeration" as in "Oh, buggeration!".

I shouldn't laugh, but I do, bad mother that I am

I’d be trying so hard not to crease up laughing

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Only swear to jokingly make a point.

Favourite game swear word, damn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I swear shitloads.

This is an attitude I can get right behind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I seldom swear although sometimes let a shit slip out by accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nana taught me to swear..

She used to tell my grandad to "piss it". So I see that not truly swearing..

#love my nana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never fucking swear for the sake of fucking swearing cos that’s just bollocks there’s always some arsehole swearing wherever you go and there’s just no fucking need for it

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Can cope with any apart from the C word.

That just boils the piss on my f**king bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear far too much... For some people... Obviously I am not one of those people

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I never fucking swear for the sake of fucking swearing cos that’s just bollocks there’s always some arsehole swearing wherever you go and there’s just no fucking need for it "

You missed the word cunt! Cockwomble, bitch etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never fucking swear for the sake of fucking swearing cos that’s just bollocks there’s always some arsehole swearing wherever you go and there’s just no fucking need for it

You missed the word cunt! Cockwomble, bitch etc "

How did know everybody calls me cockwomble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ferfucksakesyafuckinfucks!

Way too much swearing around here for my delicate taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I rarely swear, unless I am particularly annoyed or during sex.

Not sure I have a favourite non swear curse word. "

This....I rarely swear....apparently it doesn't sound right when I do!

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By *estivalMan
over a year ago

borehamwood

swearer here will use every one i can think of.cant see problem with the word cunt like some people do.its how half the peeps in my local greet each other as in alrite ya old cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends..is cunt a swear word?

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By *ierre55Man
over a year ago

Stafford

Putain !!

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