best opening one liners

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By *atcg OP Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire

What are your best opening one liners you have sent or received on here

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Anything I remember is bad tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t think I’ve had any ‘good’ ones worth remembering. I only remember the awful ones

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Me ....I look like Tom Cruise

Them ......Yo look nothing like Tom Cruise

Me ......wait till ya see me Cocktail

It's worked once

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Just in the last few days...

"fuck now"

"dogging soon?“

You can guess for yourselves whether these were sent or received

Mrs TMN x

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