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The postman always rings twice...

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

... and so does the feckin' fella who reads the meters.

I was having a lovely stay in bed and snooze morning, to avoid the dull greyness and the rain, until he arrived at 5 to 10.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

You should have drilled him 70's porn stylee innit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume he wasn't worth keeping for the morning.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

one of my neighbours has a thing going on with one of our posties...

always makes me laugh how shes the talk of the neighbourhood cos shes married and doesn't chat to people and yet i sometimes have a revolving door effect going on at mine and since i'm sociable and single i get a free pass!!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"You should have drilled him 70's porn stylee innit."

*cue seedy jazz music*

Ooww you’re all wet, better get you out of those clothes. Let me rub you with a towel and warm you up. Is that your 'equipment' bulging in your boxers, I’d better check it’s still working properly....

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I assume he wasn't worth keeping for the morning. "

Sadly not.... but then again I hardly looked the part of the seductress, with my bed hair, pisshole eyes, pj’s and fluffy slippers.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"You should have drilled him 70's porn stylee innit.

*cue seedy jazz music*

Ooww you’re all wet, better get you out of those clothes. Let me rub you with a towel and warm you up. Is that your 'equipment' bulging in your boxers, I’d better check it’s still working properly....

"

Bet he's applied to have your meter moved outside already

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"You should have drilled him 70's porn stylee innit.

*cue seedy jazz music*

Ooww you’re all wet, better get you out of those clothes. Let me rub you with a towel and warm you up. Is that your 'equipment' bulging in your boxers, I’d better check it’s still working properly....

"

THIS!

*faps*

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

Bet he's applied to have your meter moved outside already "

Oddly I did point out to him that is where the gas meter already is!

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"

Bet he's applied to have your meter moved outside already

Oddly I did point out to him that is where the gas meter already is! "

Just see it now gang of meter readers at end of your road fighting over who reads your meter

"no it's your turn I did it last year, no I did the nutter yesterday"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I assume he wasn't worth keeping for the morning.

Sadly not.... but then again I hardly looked the part of the seductress, with my bed hair, pisshole eyes, pj’s and fluffy slippers."

Never mind the next one might. Had a gas man round last week and if I could have found my handcuffs he would still be here.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"I assume he wasn't worth keeping for the morning.

Sadly not.... but then again I hardly looked the part of the seductress, with my bed hair, pisshole eyes, pj’s and fluffy slippers.

Never mind the next one might. Had a gas man round last week and if I could have found my handcuffs he would still be here. "

We worked for council and used to have DTB on work sheets for some

Don't Turn Back

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

Bet he's applied to have your meter moved outside already

Oddly I did point out to him that is where the gas meter already is!

Just see it now gang of meter readers at end of your road fighting over who reads your meter

"no it's your turn I did it last year, no I did the nutter yesterday" "

Oh stop fighting boys.... a gangbang sounds much more fun.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

my postmans an ugly fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This leads me to believe you are one of two things DEAF OR LAZY. You cant be both because he would ring a lot more than two times like. Logic init

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my postmans an ugly fucker "
Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not "
So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? "
"FILTHY" Fletcher Moore at your service madame

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? "FILTHY" Fletcher Moore at your service madame "
the man with no face you mean...get a bath n stop being filthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? "FILTHY" Fletcher Moore at your service madame the man with no face you mean...get a bath n stop being filthy "
It's the way to get ahead!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? "FILTHY" Fletcher Moore at your service madame the man with no face you mean...get a bath n stop being filthy It's the way to get ahead!"
Not is you have a cheesy knob it aint!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? "FILTHY" Fletcher Moore at your service madame the man with no face you mean...get a bath n stop being filthy It's the way to get ahead!Not is you have a cheesy knob it aint! "
You couldn't resist me if I had a shit dipped cock

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? "FILTHY" Fletcher Moore at your service madame the man with no face you mean...get a bath n stop being filthy It's the way to get ahead!Not is you have a cheesy knob it aint! You couldn't resist me if I had a shit dipped cock "
Delusional as well as a Beta..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? "FILTHY" Fletcher Moore at your service madame the man with no face you mean...get a bath n stop being filthy It's the way to get ahead!Not is you have a cheesy knob it aint! You couldn't resist me if I had a shit dipped cock Delusional as well as a Beta.."
Auch leave me I'm happy. I assume the boobs under t-shirt on your profile aren't yours?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? "FILTHY" Fletcher Moore at your service madame the man with no face you mean...get a bath n stop being filthy It's the way to get ahead!Not is you have a cheesy knob it aint! You couldn't resist me if I had a shit dipped cock Delusional as well as a Beta.. Auch leave me I'm happy. I assume the boobs under t-shirt on your profile aren't yours?"
Assume what ya like...many have seen them..up close n personal...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? "FILTHY" Fletcher Moore at your service madame the man with no face you mean...get a bath n stop being filthy It's the way to get ahead!Not is you have a cheesy knob it aint! You couldn't resist me if I had a shit dipped cock Delusional as well as a Beta.. Auch leave me I'm happy. I assume the boobs under t-shirt on your profile aren't yours?Assume what ya like...many have seen them..up close n personal... "
Your with you boos like I'm with my head Hypocrit

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? "FILTHY" Fletcher Moore at your service madame the man with no face you mean...get a bath n stop being filthy It's the way to get ahead!Not is you have a cheesy knob it aint! You couldn't resist me if I had a shit dipped cock Delusional as well as a Beta.. Auch leave me I'm happy. I assume the boobs under t-shirt on your profile aren't yours?Assume what ya like...many have seen them..up close n personal... Your with you boos like I'm with my head Hypocrit"
How am i hypocrite? Pray tell ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? "FILTHY" Fletcher Moore at your service madame the man with no face you mean...get a bath n stop being filthy It's the way to get ahead!Not is you have a cheesy knob it aint! You couldn't resist me if I had a shit dipped cock Delusional as well as a Beta.. Auch leave me I'm happy. I assume the boobs under t-shirt on your profile aren't yours?Assume what ya like...many have seen them..up close n personal... Your with you boos like I'm with my head HypocritHow am i hypocrite? Pray tell ? "
Hiding your boobs away like I'm hiding my head. Look I love ya don't spoil it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? "FILTHY" Fletcher Moore at your service madame the man with no face you mean...get a bath n stop being filthy It's the way to get ahead!Not is you have a cheesy knob it aint! You couldn't resist me if I had a shit dipped cock Delusional as well as a Beta.. Auch leave me I'm happy. I assume the boobs under t-shirt on your profile aren't yours?Assume what ya like...many have seen them..up close n personal... Your with you boos like I'm with my head HypocritHow am i hypocrite? Pray tell ? Hiding your boobs away like I'm hiding my head. Look I love ya don't spoil it "

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

This playground courtship is entertaining but you two kids go get a room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my postmans an ugly fucker Your in with a chance. Again a joke darling ban me not So what exactly do you look like then smart arse?....let he without sin cast the first stone....by the way im gorgeous...and you are??? "FILTHY" Fletcher Moore at your service madame the man with no face you mean...get a bath n stop being filthy It's the way to get ahead!Not is you have a cheesy knob it aint! You couldn't resist me if I had a shit dipped cock Delusional as well as a Beta.. Auch leave me I'm happy. I assume the boobs under t-shirt on your profile aren't yours?Assume what ya like...many have seen them..up close n personal... Your with you boos like I'm with my head HypocritHow am i hypocrite? Pray tell ? Hiding your boobs away like I'm hiding my head. Look I love ya don't spoil it "
Changed my mind I really don't get ya actually

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"This playground courtship is entertaining but you two kids go get a room! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This playground courtship is entertaining but you two kids go get a room! "
Have you got an empty pal?

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

Think I scared my postman today.woke up with a massive migraine today so collapsed on sofa after school run with pillow over my head..woke to postman knocking on the window as was expecting a package,woke with a bit of a jump and went to window opening curtain and window(was only half dressed so couldn't go to door) after he left I passed by a mirror..hair looked like medusa's and eyes were all squinty...not a pretty site...lol

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