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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

So. According to something Fox just read on bookface there's a new viral trend of putting soy sauce on your gonads because apparently you can 'taste' it.

Anyone willing to test the theory?

Because fuck that!!

Apparently 'scientific research' has proven that testicles contain taste buds.

WTAF??

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men get all the fun. Do it

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By *musedforlifeMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Encona sauce

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

If I were a fella I’d probably do that because.....life is for living and you only live once

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"Encona sauce "

Fab is such an education, to save a few experiments:

https://thetab.com/uk/2020/01/14/testicles-have-tastebuds-soy-sauce-137912

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Someone has to do this and report back

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

I had a conversation with someone about this earlier. Apparently it's true. Any guys willing to confirm?

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Don’t like soy sauce so dipping my plums on a mini milk.

Will get back to you shortly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mint and tree tea the source shower gel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cooked chilli naked once...

I'll never go near any spices again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I want a busty volunteer to use Nando’s medium sauce on my balls and then I use it on their tits

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Wasabi!

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Apparently if you rub garlic on the soles of your feet you can taste it in your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read about this the other day on Tumblr;

‘Testicles have taste buds that can detect sweet flavours, and taste receptors on the testicles and anus can also detect the savoury taste of umami - the amino acid in soy sauce’

Chinese food anyone??

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats


"Mint and tree tea the source shower gel "

That's my favourite one!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Soy sauce, you say, I'll go check my cupboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m game for doing this fuck it

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Apparently you can taste things like garlic and ginger if you put them on the soles of your feet

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Okay, Jalapeño hot sauce it is....

Who can top trump that one?

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Soy sauce, you say, I'll go check my cupboard. "

If there's none there just pop down your local 'yo sushi'.

Just don't fall off the little train or get yourself arrested.

A

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Comical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently if you rub garlic on the soles of your feet you can taste it in your mouth. "

And if you use it internally as a thrush treatment. Apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mint and tree tea the source shower gel

That's my favourite one! "

It definitely wakes you up

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la


"Apparently if you rub garlic on the soles of your feet you can taste it in your mouth.

And if you use it internally as a thrush treatment. Apparently "

Yes, so I believe

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Soy sauce is fine. It’s when you progress to inserting chopsticks that it gets a bit iffy.

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By *musedforlifeMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I've only got Henderson's Relish

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m all out of Soy

I do have a jar of Hellman’s Mayonnaise though.

I also have some bread and lettuce.

...My balls are in for a tasty snack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who likes soy sauce? Cos I've got soy sauce and a pair of bollox

As if they weren't salty enough...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

OP, forget the soy sauce and shove some raw ginger up your arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So. According to something Fox just read on bookface there's a new viral trend of putting soy sauce on your gonads because apparently you can 'taste' it.

Anyone willing to test the theory?

Because fuck that!!

Wtf

Apparently 'scientific research' has proven that testicles contain taste buds.

WTAF??

A"

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Apparently it works if a lady puts it on her kebab as well

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"So. According to something Fox just read on bookface there's a new viral trend of putting soy sauce on your gonads because apparently you can 'taste' it.

Anyone willing to test the theory?

Because fuck that!!

Apparently 'scientific research' has proven that testicles contain taste buds.

WTAF??

A"

Been there, done that.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"So. According to something Fox just read on bookface there's a new viral trend of putting soy sauce on your gonads because apparently you can 'taste' it.

Anyone willing to test the theory?

Because fuck that!!

Apparently 'scientific research' has proven that testicles contain taste buds.

WTAF??

A"

Id like to taste it

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I read about this the other day on Tumblr;

‘Testicles have taste buds that can detect sweet flavours, and taste receptors on the testicles and anus can also detect the savoury taste of umami - the amino acid in soy sauce’

Chinese food anyone?? "

Does that mean you can taste soy sauce if you put it up your arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read about this the other day on Tumblr;

‘Testicles have taste buds that can detect sweet flavours, and taste receptors on the testicles and anus can also detect the savoury taste of umami - the amino acid in soy sauce’

Chinese food anyone?? "

This makes total sense to me. Often when I have had a curry, my arse can taste it the next morning

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By *tevied1976Man
over a year ago

gloucester

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By *tevied1976Man
over a year ago

gloucester


"I read about this the other day on Tumblr;

‘Testicles have taste buds that can detect sweet flavours, and taste receptors on the testicles and anus can also detect the savoury taste of umami - the amino acid in soy sauce’

Chinese food anyone?? "

And what does it mean if my little chaps can taste Marmite? Its ok, I love it.

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By *tevied1976Man
over a year ago

gloucester


"I read about this the other day on Tumblr;

‘Testicles have taste buds that can detect sweet flavours, and taste receptors on the testicles and anus can also detect the savoury taste of umami - the amino acid in soy sauce’

Chinese food anyone??

Does that mean you can taste soy sauce if you put it up your arse? "

Possibly, but you have to take it out of the bottle!

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3


"Encona sauce "

Yum love Encona sauce

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

If I had some I would try it, because I'm well brave/gullible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not bendy enough

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I talk a lot here about our brain and perceptions. Our sensory systems may receive input from the things that we have around us, visual, sounds, smells etc but our brain is largely where all that input gets processed and becomes our - potentially - recognised via consciousness, as our perception of that sensory experience. Not all of that stimulation gets to our conscious experience as much is filtered out. Much of our taste ckmes from an amalgamation of input via multiple sensory channels, eg what we think of as taste is often smell with taste sensation.

Even if our body has receptors for some sensory data, it doesn't mean that we are particularly able to process it and get conscious perception of it.

To sense something we will need to process the incoming data and create that perception of what would in this instance be a taste. It may be possible but our senses transmit huge volumes of data to our brains already... your balls may be just adding a tiny bit more. My gut feeling is that if you men haven't been tasting much in your balls for years, there's a possibility of an undeveloped system in play. Were these receptors ever used for something else, or are they something that could be of use with greater evolution. We'll normally have such things because there's been an adaptive benefit at some point.

And finally, as smell gets perceived as taste a lot, your brain may perceive tastes on your balls as something in a completely different sense. Are you smelling your own balls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Encona sauce

Yum love Encona sauce "

Ouch

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Soy Sauce...for tanning the body parts sunbeds cannot reach! (not speaking from experience btw!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you put anything on your bollocks , whoever you tea bag is going to taste it , why not surprise your next victim .... err partner with some germoline , or maybe marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it, I’ll get him to do it.... be like Jackass.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Fascinating.

Apparently, if you pour tabasco sause down your jap's eye you can taste it in your tears.

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By *KAholeandgloryCouple
over a year ago

exeter

Has anyone tried it yet??

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Fascinating.

Apparently, if you pour tabasco sause down your jap's eye you can taste it in your tears."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only works with hot sauce. Everyone should try it

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"Fascinating.

Apparently, if you pour tabasco sause down your jap's eye you can taste it in your tears.

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This is 100% without a doubt why fab started doing vids!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Veet chilli version

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Once made the mistake of handling my meat and two veg using the loo after cutting fresh Chilli. Couldn't taste anything but I was definitely seeing sounds...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Top tip Andy, smother your nuts in peanut butter before handling anything that might cause even the mildest of irritations other than the usual early morning scratch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top tip Andy, smother your nuts in peanut butter before handling anything that might cause even the mildest of irritations other than the usual early morning scratch "

He might have a nut allergy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw dammit, I'm all out of Soy Sauce

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Can you use bisto ... ?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Can you use bisto ... ?"

Ahhhhhhh, bisto!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you use bisto ... ?"

Yes, but let it cool slightly first

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