FabSwingers.com forum: Help me

By *an_Lexa OP Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I was supposed to be going to sign up at a gym after work but I’m sitting in a coffee shop and eating cake.

I need motivation.

Or a kick up the arse I guess.

Why should I do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shouldn’t

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Because then you can eat all the profiteroles you want to without feeling guilty (not that you should anyway but, you know).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was supposed to be going to sign up at a gym after work but I’m sitting in a coffee shop and eating cake.

I need motivation.

Or a kick up the arse I guess.

Why should I do it?"

Make sure you hold the cake in one hand and your coffee in the other so both arms get a work out.

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By *an_Lexa OP Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"You shouldn’t "

Haha cheers queenie, no more advice or support required

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By *an_Lexa OP Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Because then you can eat all the profiteroles you want to without feeling guilty (not that you should anyway but, you know)."

Hmm that is a very good reason but I don’t feel guilty eating them anyway. They’re essential half time energy food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldn’t

Haha cheers queenie, no more advice or support required

Glad I could help

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Gym brings endorphins eventually. Lifting means more constant higher calorie burn which means more cake and less weight gain, to a point

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

Once you get in the habit of going you'll love it.

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By *an_Lexa OP Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Gym brings endorphins eventually. Lifting means more constant higher calorie burn which means more cake and less weight gain, to a point"

It’s a lot of effort for endorphins I could get from the cake eating anyway

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Gym brings endorphins eventually. Lifting means more constant higher calorie burn which means more cake and less weight gain, to a point

It’s a lot of effort for endorphins I could get from the cake eating anyway

They're stronger and longer lasting endorphins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was supposed to be going to sign up at a gym after work but I’m sitting in a coffee shop and eating cake.

I need motivation.

Or a kick up the arse I guess.

Why should I do it?"
because you want to be fit and slim and healthy

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Look up Rangan Chaterjee .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a bit of luck you could bump into me

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

No it’s the end of the week and supposed to be the fun part, so eat your cake, enjoy your weekend

Leave the dull moments to Monday where they belong

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"I was supposed to be going to sign up at a gym after work but I’m sitting in a coffee shop and eating cake.

I need motivation.

Or a kick up the arse I guess.

Why should I do it?"

It’s Friday afternoon - never a good time to be motivated to do anything, especially in January.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No it’s the end of the week and supposed to be the fun part, so eat your cake, enjoy your weekend

Leave the dull moments to Monday where they belong

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I'm in torquay come and life draw me

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By *an_Lexa OP Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Gym brings endorphins eventually. Lifting means more constant higher calorie burn which means more cake and less weight gain, to a point

It’s a lot of effort for endorphins I could get from the cake eating anyway

They're stronger and longer lasting endorphins"

Hmm so does that mean I have to eat more cake to get the same kick.

Bummer huh?

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By *an_Lexa OP Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I was supposed to be going to sign up at a gym after work but I’m sitting in a coffee shop and eating cake.

I need motivation.

Or a kick up the arse I guess.

Why should I do it?because you want to be fit and slim and healthy

Question is do I want it enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gym brings endorphins eventually. Lifting means more constant higher calorie burn which means more cake and less weight gain, to a point

It’s a lot of effort for endorphins I could get from the cake eating anyway

They're stronger and longer lasting endorphins

Hmm so does that mean I have to eat more cake to get the same kick.

Bummer huh?

"
no it doesn't cake is sugar avoid it at all costs

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I hated the gym when I was prescribed it to help with back problems and I wouldn't go back for all the tea in China.

If you really want to do it and think you'll stick with it just do it! If you don't think you'll stick with it find something you will.

Now pull up your big person pants and get to the gym. Or not

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By *an_Lexa OP Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Look up Rangan Chaterjee ..... "

I got to the bit about architect. I’m not that clever, not quite that dull, I hope, and like my job already.

Stopped reading, sorry Granny

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By *an_Lexa OP Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"With a bit of luck you could bump into me"

Now that’s the best incentive so far.

I’ve not been hanging round seventh heaven much lately though so I doubt it will happen anytime soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a bit of luck you could bump into me

Now that’s the best incentive so far.

I’ve not been hanging round seventh heaven much lately though so I doubt it will happen anytime soon"
just get fat you know you want to

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I was supposed to be going to sign up at a gym after work but I’m sitting in a coffee shop and eating cake.

I need motivation.

Or a kick up the arse I guess.

Why should I do it?"

Come to my gym, then we’ll have coffee and cake

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I hated the gym until I found things I enjoyed doing there

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By *an_Lexa OP Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I was supposed to be going to sign up at a gym after work but I’m sitting in a coffee shop and eating cake.

I need motivation.

Or a kick up the arse I guess.

Why should I do it?

Come to my gym, then we’ll have coffee and cake "

I should. You always make me feel guilty when you turn up in your gym gear.

That and a little horny

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Look up Rangan Chaterjee .....

I got to the bit about architect. I’m not that clever, not quite that dull, I hope, and like my job already.

Stopped reading, sorry Granny "

Just do the good bits. Like fitting 5 mins in ....... maybe you read his previous book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do it

Get a routine

Go regular

Result will be you will look great, feel great and sex will be even better ????

Not to mention the boring healthy bits like lower blood pressure etc

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By *an_Lexa OP Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"With a bit of luck you could bump into me

Now that’s the best incentive so far.

I’ve not been hanging round seventh heaven much lately though so I doubt it will happen anytime soonjust get fat you know you want to

Well One could argue that’s too late.

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By *an_Lexa OP Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I hated the gym until I found things I enjoyed doing there"

Hmm maybe that’s it. Finding someone I want to do there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a bit of luck you could bump into me

Now that’s the best incentive so far.

I’ve not been hanging round seventh heaven much lately though so I doubt it will happen anytime soonjust get fat you know you want to

Well One could argue that’s too late. "
lol well let my reverse psychology help

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I was supposed to be going to sign up at a gym after work but I’m sitting in a coffee shop and eating cake.

I need motivation.

Or a kick up the arse I guess.

Why should I do it?

Come to my gym, then we’ll have coffee and cake

I should. You always make me feel guilty when you turn up in your gym gear.

That and a little horny

It’s the Lycra

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I hated the gym until I found things I enjoyed doing there

Hmm maybe that’s it. Finding someone I want to do there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a bit of luck you could bump into me

Now that’s the best incentive so far.

I’ve not been hanging round seventh heaven much lately though so I doubt it will happen anytime soon"

I’ll send my chauffeur to pick you up if that helps

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By *an_Lexa OP Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Look up Rangan Chaterjee .....

I got to the bit about architect. I’m not that clever, not quite that dull, I hope, and like my job already.

Stopped reading, sorry Granny

Just do the good bits. Like fitting 5 mins in ....... maybe you read his previous book. "

Good bits. Just the good bits

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By *an_Lexa OP Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I was supposed to be going to sign up at a gym after work but I’m sitting in a coffee shop and eating cake.

I need motivation.

Or a kick up the arse I guess.

Why should I do it?

Come to my gym, then we’ll have coffee and cake

I should. You always make me feel guilty when you turn up in your gym gear.

That and a little horny

It’s the Lycra

It is

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By *an_Lexa OP Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"With a bit of luck you could bump into me

Now that’s the best incentive so far.

I’ve not been hanging round seventh heaven much lately though so I doubt it will happen anytime soon

I’ll send my chauffeur to pick you up if that helps"

You can pick me up anytime

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I was supposed to be going to sign up at a gym after work but I’m sitting in a coffee shop and eating cake.

I need motivation.

Or a kick up the arse I guess.

Why should I do it?

Come to my gym, then we’ll have coffee and cake

I should. You always make me feel guilty when you turn up in your gym gear.

That and a little horny

It’s the Lycra

It is

I’m now laughing thinking about the accessible toilet

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By *WillowxWoman
over a year ago

Oo err Devon

I go to a community gym... Classes only, and they push you.. But I can't believe how much I enjoy it! I've always hated going to the gym before. They don't have any machines.. Its about weights I guess cross fit type exercise. But I started going because I have a kid and I want to keep up with them.. I don't want to be sat on the sidelines cheeri g on.. I want to join in! I have more energy than ever now! Its great...

But you need your own motivation.. I've had plenty of memberships to gyms and hardly used them...

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By *an_Lexa OP Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I was supposed to be going to sign up at a gym after work but I’m sitting in a coffee shop and eating cake.

I need motivation.

Or a kick up the arse I guess.

Why should I do it?

Come to my gym, then we’ll have coffee and cake

I should. You always make me feel guilty when you turn up in your gym gear.

That and a little horny

It’s the Lycra

It is

I’m now laughing thinking about the accessible toilet

Haha oh boy. And the woman who tried to walk in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was supposed to be going to sign up at a gym after work but I’m sitting in a coffee shop and eating cake.

I need motivation.

Or a kick up the arse I guess.

Why should I do it?"

Only do it if you want to. If you cant find the motivation by yourself then you'll have trouble sticking to it.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I was supposed to be going to sign up at a gym after work but I’m sitting in a coffee shop and eating cake.

I need motivation.

Or a kick up the arse I guess.

Why should I do it?

Come to my gym, then we’ll have coffee and cake

I should. You always make me feel guilty when you turn up in your gym gear.

That and a little horny

It’s the Lycra

It is

I’m now laughing thinking about the accessible toilet

Haha oh boy. And the woman who tried to walk in

Lesson learnt that day

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By *an_Lexa OP Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I was supposed to be going to sign up at a gym after work but I’m sitting in a coffee shop and eating cake.

I need motivation.

Or a kick up the arse I guess.

Why should I do it?

Come to my gym, then we’ll have coffee and cake

I should. You always make me feel guilty when you turn up in your gym gear.

That and a little horny

It’s the Lycra

It is

I’m now laughing thinking about the accessible toilet

Haha oh boy. And the woman who tried to walk in

Lesson learnt that day

Yeah. Lock the fucking door!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to get back into the gym

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