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"2 Lucky Dips for tonights 85 Million Squid Euromillions. So if I win it tonight how would you convince me to give you a million quid of it " I would but its rude to talk with my mouth full | |||
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"2 Lucky Dips for tonights 85 Million Squid Euromillions. So if I win it tonight how would you convince me to give you a million quid of it " I would tell you that I want to build basic , decent, warm ,safe, affordable housing for the non weathly to rent or buy. | |||
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"2 Lucky Dips for tonights 85 Million Squid Euromillions. So if I win it tonight how would you convince me to give you a million quid of it I would but its rude to talk with my mouth full " | |||
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"I wouldn't need to convince you, you just would because you're such a nice guy who just wanted others to be happy. I wish more guys were like you Can I buy you a drink sometime?" This ^ saves me typing it | |||
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"2 Lucky Dips for tonights 85 Million Squid Euromillions. So if I win it tonight how would you convince me to give you a million quid of it In any way you want " | |||
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"I’ll bump every off on your blocked list " Now that's tempting | |||
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"I wouldn't need to convince you, you just would because you're such a nice guy who just wanted others to be happy. I wish more guys were like you Can I buy you a drink sometime?" Keep the flattery up | |||
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"2 Lucky Dips for tonights 85 Million Squid Euromillions. So if I win it tonight how would you convince me to give you a million quid of it I would tell you that I want to build basic , decent, warm ,safe, affordable housing for the non weathly to rent or buy. " With 1 Million ?? | |||
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"I wouldn't need to convince you, you just would because you're such a nice guy who just wanted others to be happy. I wish more guys were like you Can I buy you a drink sometime? Keep the flattery up " Ahhh gee wiz, that such a great response. Keep it up. You really brighten up my day. | |||
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"I wouldn't need to convince you, you just would because you're such a nice guy who just wanted others to be happy. I wish more guys were like you Can I buy you a drink sometime? This ^ saves me typing it " It works | |||
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"I’d suck your cock for 3 minutes. " Competition over | |||
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"I would be your personal PA answering all those messages that you will get when you win. I'll be nice in my replies but you'll keep the rest of your money lol I will also complete all your chores and I'll even shag those women that contact looking for sex and let you know which are the best " So kind and thoughtful of you | |||
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"I wouldn't need to convince you, you just would because you're such a nice guy who just wanted others to be happy. I wish more guys were like you Can I buy you a drink sometime? Keep the flattery up Ahhh gee wiz, that such a great response. Keep it up. You really brighten up my day. " Thankyou Mr 2019 Forum Award Winner | |||
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"I wouldn't need to convince you, you just would because you're such a nice guy who just wanted others to be happy. I wish more guys were like you Can I buy you a drink sometime? Keep the flattery up Ahhh gee wiz, that such a great response. Keep it up. You really brighten up my day. Thankyou Mr 2019 Forum Award Winner " 2019's Most Notable UNLOS and Return Winner 2019's Favourite Male Forumite Winner 2019's Biggest Flirt Runner Up But you know, whos keeping count | |||
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"I’d be your sex toy for 24 hours! " How can I refuse that | |||
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"I’d suck your cock for 3 minutes. Competition over " It better be awesome for £333,333 quid a minute . Although to be fair it's been that long you probably wouldn't even need 3 minutes | |||
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"I wouldn't need to convince you, you just would because you're such a nice guy who just wanted others to be happy. I wish more guys were like you Can I buy you a drink sometime? Keep the flattery up Ahhh gee wiz, that such a great response. Keep it up. You really brighten up my day. Thankyou Mr 2019 Forum Award Winner 2019's Most Notable UNLOS and Return Winner 2019's Favourite Male Forumite Winner 2019's Biggest Flirt Runner Up But you know, whos keeping count " | |||
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"I’d be your sex toy for 24 hours! How can I refuse that " | |||
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"1. Because your nice 2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name And finally because it's my birthday xx" Awww that's sweet thankyou . And Happy Birthday to you mwah xx | |||
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"1. Because your nice 2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name And finally because it's my birthday xx Awww that's sweet thankyou . And Happy Birthday to you mwah xx" I'll give 51% to a charity of your choice. Dont settle for that offer! | |||
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"1. Because your nice 2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name And finally because it's my birthday xx Awww that's sweet thankyou . And Happy Birthday to you mwah xx" Your welcome and thanks xx | |||
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"1. Because your nice 2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name And finally because it's my birthday xx Awww that's sweet thankyou . And Happy Birthday to you mwah xx I'll give 51% to a charity of your choice. Dont settle for that offer!" Oh ffs | |||
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"1. Because your nice 2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name And finally because it's my birthday xx Awww that's sweet thankyou . And Happy Birthday to you mwah xx I'll give 51% to a charity of your choice. Dont settle for that offer! Oh ffs " In your name of course. Just because you're a super swell guy | |||
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"2 Lucky Dips for tonights 85 Million Squid Euromillions. So if I win it tonight how would you convince me to give you a million quid of it I would tell you that I want to build basic , decent, warm ,safe, affordable housing for the non weathly to rent or buy. With 1 Million ?? " Yes. With 1 million. I didn't say I could do it for all of them. I'd have to start somewhere. | |||
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"I’d suck your cock for 3 minutes. Competition over It better be awesome for £333,333 quid a minute . Although to be fair it's been that long you probably wouldn't even need 3 minutes " You wouldn’t need 3 mins with me anyway. I’m THAT good | |||
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"1. Because your nice 2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name And finally because it's my birthday xx Awww that's sweet thankyou . And Happy Birthday to you mwah xx I'll give 51% to a charity of your choice. Dont settle for that offer! Oh ffs In your name of course. Just because you're a super swell guy" My head no longer firs through the door | |||
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"In all seriousness though if I win I am donating 1 Million to the wildlife charities saving the animals in Australia too " Super good luck xx | |||
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"In all seriousness though if I win I am donating 1 Million to the wildlife charities saving the animals in Australia too " With 1 million ? | |||
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"1. Because your nice 2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name And finally because it's my birthday xx Awww that's sweet thankyou . And Happy Birthday to you mwah xx I'll give 51% to a charity of your choice. Dont settle for that offer! Oh ffs In your name of course. Just because you're a super swell guy My head no longer firs through the door " But would it fit in my mouth xx | |||
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"2 Lucky Dips for tonights 85 Million Squid Euromillions. So if I win it tonight how would you convince me to give you a million quid of it I would tell you that I want to build basic , decent, warm ,safe, affordable housing for the non weathly to rent or buy. With 1 Million ?? Yes. With 1 million. I didn't say I could do it for all of them. I'd have to start somewhere. " Its a good start indeed | |||
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"2 Lucky Dips for tonights 85 Million Squid Euromillions. So if I win it tonight how would you convince me to give you a million quid of it " I would get my nigerian cousin to show how you could invest it wisely. | |||
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"In all seriousness though if I win I am donating 1 Million to the wildlife charities saving the animals in Australia too Super good luck xx" Thankyou x | |||
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"In all seriousness though if I win I am donating 1 Million to the wildlife charities saving the animals in Australia too With 1 million ? " No , if I win 85 Million lol | |||
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"1. Because your nice 2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name And finally because it's my birthday xx Awww that's sweet thankyou . And Happy Birthday to you mwah xx I'll give 51% to a charity of your choice. Dont settle for that offer! Oh ffs In your name of course. Just because you're a super swell guy My head no longer firs through the door But would it fit in my mouth xx" Of that I have no doubt | |||
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"I'd change my name to GrumpyMcGrumpface IsTheBestLover" Just as I thought nobody could improve their offer | |||
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"In all seriousness though if I win I am donating 1 Million to the wildlife charities saving the animals in Australia too With 1 million ? No , if I win 85 Million lol " Oh okay then just one eighty fifth ? | |||
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"1. Because your nice 2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name And finally because it's my birthday xx Awww that's sweet thankyou . And Happy Birthday to you mwah xx I'll give 51% to a charity of your choice. Dont settle for that offer! Oh ffs In your name of course. Just because you're a super swell guy My head no longer firs through the door But would it fit in my mouth xx Of that I have no doubt " So are you implying I have a big mouth or you have a not so big cock ...... | |||
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"2 Lucky Dips for tonights 85 Million Squid Euromillions. So if I win it tonight how would you convince me to give you a million quid of it I would get my nigerian cousin to show how you could invest it wisely." I already have that offer via email this morning from Prince Mbongu thankyou | |||
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"1. Because your nice 2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name And finally because it's my birthday xx Awww that's sweet thankyou . And Happy Birthday to you mwah xx I'll give 51% to a charity of your choice. Dont settle for that offer! Oh ffs In your name of course. Just because you're a super swell guy My head no longer firs through the door But would it fit in my mouth xx Of that I have no doubt So are you implying I have a big mouth or you have a not so big cock ......" Both | |||
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"In all seriousness though if I win I am donating 1 Million to the wildlife charities saving the animals in Australia too With 1 million ? No , if I win 85 Million lol Oh okay then just one eighty fifth ?" Depends how much they need | |||
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"1. Because your nice 2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name And finally because it's my birthday xx Awww that's sweet thankyou . And Happy Birthday to you mwah xx I'll give 51% to a charity of your choice. Dont settle for that offer! Oh ffs " 52% | |||
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"1. Because your nice 2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name And finally because it's my birthday xx Awww that's sweet thankyou . And Happy Birthday to you mwah xx I'll give 51% to a charity of your choice. Dont settle for that offer! Oh ffs In your name of course. Just because you're a super swell guy My head no longer firs through the door But would it fit in my mouth xx Of that I have no doubt So are you implying I have a big mouth or you have a not so big cock ...... Both " Cheeky but if your giving me one .... million pound I'll let you off xx | |||
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"1. Because your nice 2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name And finally because it's my birthday xx Awww that's sweet thankyou . And Happy Birthday to you mwah xx I'll give 51% to a charity of your choice. Dont settle for that offer! Oh ffs In your name of course. Just because you're a super swell guy My head no longer firs through the door But would it fit in my mouth xx Of that I have no doubt So are you implying I have a big mouth or you have a not so big cock ...... Both Cheeky but if your giving me one .... million pound I'll let you off xx" I'm sure you would | |||
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"My dad, tbf a dour old Scotsman won £85 million on the euro lottery and went public! “ Dad what about the begging letters?” “Dinnae worry son -I’ll still write them..” " | |||
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"Just to inform you all , you wont believe this .... I won .... £2.70 " Enough for a dog treat | |||
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"Just to inform you all , you wont believe this .... I won .... £2.70 Enough for a dog treat " Good idea . 1 pack of Dentastix for my doggo | |||
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