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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

2 Lucky Dips for tonights 85 Million Squid Euromillions.

So if I win it tonight how would you convince me to give you a million quid of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 Lucky Dips for tonights 85 Million Squid Euromillions.

So if I win it tonight how would you convince me to give you a million quid of it "

In any way you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 Lucky Dips for tonights 85 Million Squid Euromillions.

So if I win it tonight how would you convince me to give you a million quid of it "

I would but its rude to talk with my mouth full

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ll bump every off on your blocked list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't need to convince you, you just would because you're such a nice guy who just wanted others to be happy.

I wish more guys were like you

Can I buy you a drink sometime?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"2 Lucky Dips for tonights 85 Million Squid Euromillions.

So if I win it tonight how would you convince me to give you a million quid of it "

I would tell you that I want to build basic , decent, warm ,safe, affordable housing for the non weathly to rent or buy.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"2 Lucky Dips for tonights 85 Million Squid Euromillions.

So if I win it tonight how would you convince me to give you a million quid of it

I would but its rude to talk with my mouth full "

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I wouldn't need to convince you, you just would because you're such a nice guy who just wanted others to be happy.

I wish more guys were like you

Can I buy you a drink sometime?"

This ^ saves me typing it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"2 Lucky Dips for tonights 85 Million Squid Euromillions.

So if I win it tonight how would you convince me to give you a million quid of it

In any way you want "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d suck your cock for 3 minutes.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I’ll bump every off on your blocked list "

Now that's tempting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be your personal PA answering all those messages that you will get when you win. I'll be nice in my replies but you'll keep the rest of your money lol I will also complete all your chores and I'll even shag those women that contact looking for sex and let you know which are the best

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I wouldn't need to convince you, you just would because you're such a nice guy who just wanted others to be happy.

I wish more guys were like you

Can I buy you a drink sometime?"

Keep the flattery up

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"2 Lucky Dips for tonights 85 Million Squid Euromillions.

So if I win it tonight how would you convince me to give you a million quid of it

I would tell you that I want to build basic , decent, warm ,safe, affordable housing for the non weathly to rent or buy. "

With 1 Million ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't need to convince you, you just would because you're such a nice guy who just wanted others to be happy.

I wish more guys were like you

Can I buy you a drink sometime?

Keep the flattery up "

Ahhh gee wiz, that such a great response.

Keep it up.

You really brighten up my day.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I wouldn't need to convince you, you just would because you're such a nice guy who just wanted others to be happy.

I wish more guys were like you

Can I buy you a drink sometime?

This ^ saves me typing it "

It works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be your sex toy for 24 hours!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I’d suck your cock for 3 minutes. "

Competition over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d suck your cock for 3 minutes.

Competition over "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I would be your personal PA answering all those messages that you will get when you win. I'll be nice in my replies but you'll keep the rest of your money lol I will also complete all your chores and I'll even shag those women that contact looking for sex and let you know which are the best "
So kind and thoughtful of you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I wouldn't need to convince you, you just would because you're such a nice guy who just wanted others to be happy.

I wish more guys were like you

Can I buy you a drink sometime?

Keep the flattery up

Ahhh gee wiz, that such a great response.

Keep it up.

You really brighten up my day. "

Thankyou Mr 2019 Forum Award Winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't need to convince you, you just would because you're such a nice guy who just wanted others to be happy.

I wish more guys were like you

Can I buy you a drink sometime?

Keep the flattery up

Ahhh gee wiz, that such a great response.

Keep it up.

You really brighten up my day. Thankyou Mr 2019 Forum Award Winner "

2019's Most Notable UNLOS and Return Winner

2019's Favourite Male Forumite Winner

2019's Biggest Flirt Runner Up

But you know, whos keeping count

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I’d be your sex toy for 24 hours! "

How can I refuse that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I’d suck your cock for 3 minutes.

Competition over

"

It better be awesome for £333,333 quid a minute .

Although to be fair it's been that long you probably wouldn't even need 3 minutes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I wouldn't need to convince you, you just would because you're such a nice guy who just wanted others to be happy.

I wish more guys were like you

Can I buy you a drink sometime?

Keep the flattery up

Ahhh gee wiz, that such a great response.

Keep it up.

You really brighten up my day. Thankyou Mr 2019 Forum Award Winner

2019's Most Notable UNLOS and Return Winner

2019's Favourite Male Forumite Winner

2019's Biggest Flirt Runner Up

But you know, whos keeping count "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Because your nice

2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name

And finally because it's my birthday xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d be your sex toy for 24 hours!

How can I refuse that "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"1. Because your nice

2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name

And finally because it's my birthday xx"

Awww that's sweet thankyou .

And Happy Birthday to you mwah xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Because your nice

2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name

And finally because it's my birthday xx

Awww that's sweet thankyou .

And Happy Birthday to you mwah xx"

I'll give 51% to a charity of your choice. Dont settle for that offer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Because your nice

2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name

And finally because it's my birthday xx

Awww that's sweet thankyou .

And Happy Birthday to you mwah xx"

Your welcome and thanks xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"1. Because your nice

2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name

And finally because it's my birthday xx

Awww that's sweet thankyou .

And Happy Birthday to you mwah xx

I'll give 51% to a charity of your choice. Dont settle for that offer!"

Oh ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Because your nice

2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name

And finally because it's my birthday xx

Awww that's sweet thankyou .

And Happy Birthday to you mwah xx

I'll give 51% to a charity of your choice. Dont settle for that offer! Oh ffs "

In your name of course. Just because you're a super swell guy

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"2 Lucky Dips for tonights 85 Million Squid Euromillions.

So if I win it tonight how would you convince me to give you a million quid of it

I would tell you that I want to build basic , decent, warm ,safe, affordable housing for the non weathly to rent or buy. With 1 Million ?? "

Yes. With 1 million. I didn't say I could do it for all of them. I'd have to start somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d suck your cock for 3 minutes.

Competition over

It better be awesome for £333,333 quid a minute .

Although to be fair it's been that long you probably wouldn't even need 3 minutes "

You wouldn’t need 3 mins with me anyway. I’m THAT good

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

In all seriousness though if I win I am donating 1 Million to the wildlife charities saving the animals in Australia too

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"1. Because your nice

2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name

And finally because it's my birthday xx

Awww that's sweet thankyou .

And Happy Birthday to you mwah xx

I'll give 51% to a charity of your choice. Dont settle for that offer! Oh ffs

In your name of course. Just because you're a super swell guy"

My head no longer firs through the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In all seriousness though if I win I am donating 1 Million to the wildlife charities saving the animals in Australia too "

Super good luck xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"In all seriousness though if I win I am donating 1 Million to the wildlife charities saving the animals in Australia too "

With 1 million ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Because your nice

2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name

And finally because it's my birthday xx

Awww that's sweet thankyou .

And Happy Birthday to you mwah xx

I'll give 51% to a charity of your choice. Dont settle for that offer! Oh ffs

In your name of course. Just because you're a super swell guy My head no longer firs through the door "

But would it fit in my mouth xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"2 Lucky Dips for tonights 85 Million Squid Euromillions.

So if I win it tonight how would you convince me to give you a million quid of it

I would tell you that I want to build basic , decent, warm ,safe, affordable housing for the non weathly to rent or buy. With 1 Million ??

Yes. With 1 million. I didn't say I could do it for all of them. I'd have to start somewhere.

"

Its a good start indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd change my name to GrumpyMcGrumpface IsTheBestLover

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"2 Lucky Dips for tonights 85 Million Squid Euromillions.

So if I win it tonight how would you convince me to give you a million quid of it "

I would get my nigerian cousin to show how you could invest it wisely.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"In all seriousness though if I win I am donating 1 Million to the wildlife charities saving the animals in Australia too

Super good luck xx"

Thankyou x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"In all seriousness though if I win I am donating 1 Million to the wildlife charities saving the animals in Australia too

With 1 million ? "

No , if I win 85 Million lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"1. Because your nice

2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name

And finally because it's my birthday xx

Awww that's sweet thankyou .

And Happy Birthday to you mwah xx

I'll give 51% to a charity of your choice. Dont settle for that offer! Oh ffs

In your name of course. Just because you're a super swell guy My head no longer firs through the door

But would it fit in my mouth xx"

Of that I have no doubt

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'd change my name to GrumpyMcGrumpface IsTheBestLover"
Just as I thought nobody could improve their offer

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"In all seriousness though if I win I am donating 1 Million to the wildlife charities saving the animals in Australia too

With 1 million ?

No , if I win 85 Million lol "

Oh okay then just one eighty fifth ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Because your nice

2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name

And finally because it's my birthday xx

Awww that's sweet thankyou .

And Happy Birthday to you mwah xx

I'll give 51% to a charity of your choice. Dont settle for that offer! Oh ffs

In your name of course. Just because you're a super swell guy My head no longer firs through the door

But would it fit in my mouth xx Of that I have no doubt "

So are you implying I have a big mouth or you have a not so big cock ......

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"2 Lucky Dips for tonights 85 Million Squid Euromillions.

So if I win it tonight how would you convince me to give you a million quid of it

I would get my nigerian cousin to show how you could invest it wisely."

I already have that offer via email this morning from Prince Mbongu thankyou

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"1. Because your nice

2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name

And finally because it's my birthday xx

Awww that's sweet thankyou .

And Happy Birthday to you mwah xx

I'll give 51% to a charity of your choice. Dont settle for that offer! Oh ffs

In your name of course. Just because you're a super swell guy My head no longer firs through the door

But would it fit in my mouth xx Of that I have no doubt

So are you implying I have a big mouth or you have a not so big cock ......"

Both

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"In all seriousness though if I win I am donating 1 Million to the wildlife charities saving the animals in Australia too

With 1 million ?

No , if I win 85 Million lol

Oh okay then just one eighty fifth ?"

Depends how much they need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Because your nice

2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name

And finally because it's my birthday xx

Awww that's sweet thankyou .

And Happy Birthday to you mwah xx

I'll give 51% to a charity of your choice. Dont settle for that offer! Oh ffs "

52%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Because your nice

2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name

And finally because it's my birthday xx

Awww that's sweet thankyou .

And Happy Birthday to you mwah xx

I'll give 51% to a charity of your choice. Dont settle for that offer! Oh ffs

In your name of course. Just because you're a super swell guy My head no longer firs through the door

But would it fit in my mouth xx Of that I have no doubt

So are you implying I have a big mouth or you have a not so big cock ...... Both "

Cheeky but if your giving me one .... million pound I'll let you off xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"1. Because your nice

2. Id give half to a dog charity in your name

And finally because it's my birthday xx

Awww that's sweet thankyou .

And Happy Birthday to you mwah xx

I'll give 51% to a charity of your choice. Dont settle for that offer! Oh ffs

In your name of course. Just because you're a super swell guy My head no longer firs through the door

But would it fit in my mouth xx Of that I have no doubt

So are you implying I have a big mouth or you have a not so big cock ...... Both

Cheeky but if your giving me one .... million pound I'll let you off xx"

I'm sure you would

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Just to inform you all , you wont believe this ....

I won ....

£2.70

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

My dad, tbf a dour old Scotsman won £85 million on the euro lottery and went public!

“ Dad what about the begging letters?”

“Dinnae worry son -I’ll still write them..”

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My dad, tbf a dour old Scotsman won £85 million on the euro lottery and went public!

“ Dad what about the begging letters?”

“Dinnae worry son -I’ll still write them..”

"

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"Just to inform you all , you wont believe this ....

I won ....

£2.70 "

Enough for a dog treat

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Just to inform you all , you wont believe this ....

I won ....

£2.70

Enough for a dog treat "

Good idea . 1 pack of Dentastix for my doggo

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