FabSwingers.com forum: Mysterious forum disappearances

By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Inspired by another thread.

Tell the story of how the user above disappears from the forum. The more wildly improbable (but based on what you might know of the user) the better.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Hands can fall off if men wank too much

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Hands can fall off if men wank too much

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happily, I can type with the end of my cock so all good

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Hands can fall off if men wank too much

happily, I can type with the end of my cock so all good

His cock goes blunt from too much, ahem, typing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hands can fall off if men wank too much

happily, I can type with the end of my cock so all good

His cock goes blunt from too much, ahem, typing "

Lost in the Make up aisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But ...

But....

If the forum disappears then I'll have to watch crap TV.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"But ...

But....

If the forum disappears then I'll have to watch crap TV."

Gets hooked on Homes under the Hammer

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"But ...

But....

If the forum disappears then I'll have to watch crap TV."

The cave swallowed him

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"But ...

But....

If the forum disappears then I'll have to watch crap TV.

The cave swallowed him "

Arsenal win the treble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But ...

But....

If the forum disappears then I'll have to watch crap TV.

The cave swallowed him "

*burrrp

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I ate him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But ...

But....

If the forum disappears then I'll have to watch crap TV.

The cave swallowed him

*burrrp

Choked on the clique

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

After a heavy rainfall, beautiful but deadly sirens emerge from the waterfall one day and devour his soul. No more Hine.. just a soulless body which can no longer type

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

She was last seen in a fabric store. I think the lace got her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After a heavy rainfall, beautiful but deadly sirens emerge from the waterfall one day and devour his soul. No more Hine.. just a soulless body which can no longer type "

What makes you think I have a soul.

Wanders back to the land of the undead

Err just a minute....

How many sirens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ate him"

Now that I would have remembered

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Was fed to an otter by Terry Nutkins

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Fell into a vat of nutella

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

It was a dark and stormy night, the thunder clapped, the rains poured down like the niagra falls, lightning lit up the sky with a deep blue glow. A man stood in a corner, big coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette. Suddenly a shadowy figure appeared from the dense fog, in rags, in chains, cackling like a demented witch. The person above rose quietly, approached the ghost like figure, and stared into its eyes. In them they saw demons and the horrors of sodom and gomorrah. The figure spoke in a slow voice "love your tits/cock" (delete as appropriate) and they thought "fuck it I'm out of here!" UNLOS.

*** I've no bloody idea who is above me now after typing all this but it's you! Mwah ha ha ***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems to be only happening to the most handsome and more sexier guys with awesome senses of humour!!

Hang on what was that.. hey you, what the fu ....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

His Dudley accent became so incomprehensible that he was sent to the Noddy Holder Finishing School in Wolverhampton

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Blinded by hot pants

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Blinded by hot pants"

Too busy lifting at the gym and looking amazing, got no time for fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His Dudley accent became so incomprehensible that he was sent to the Noddy Holder Finishing School in Wolverhampton

Actually I graduated from the "I'm considerably more sarcastic and quicker witted than yeow" academy... I understand your application sadly didn't make the grade?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Last seen following clues

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Last seen following clues "

Stampeded outside the petite section

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By *ackDorianMan
over a year ago

ashford

Epstein didn’t kill himse... Wait, wrong website

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spirited away by the men in black.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Sucked down the plughole.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Sucked down the plughole."

Attacked by a smurf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tripping over their high heels

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Fell into a Findus crispy pancake machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fell into a Findus crispy pancake machine "

Sensualbicock went unlos due to rare form of elephantitus in his his bi cock. He hung around for a while(pardon the expression) thinking that this was a gift from the gods, but unfortunately every time he took an erection he fainted due to loss of blood to the brain which made him useless at sex.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

He realised that he'd need to do his zipper up to be seen in public

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"He realised that he'd need to do his zipper up to be seen in public"

Woke up to find all swingdresses have mysteriously dissappeared from her wardrobe.

Goes UNLOS on a worldwide quest to retrieve all dresses.

Braves floods, earthquakes, tribes of killer pygmys, shark infested oceans, zombies, international master criminals and the January sales in her efforts to be reunited with her favourite ensemble....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Fae is womannapped by seven mysterious little men with short thick beards very thick cocks.

She is taken to a den of luxury where she is forced to belly dance for them every evening whilst they feast on finger food and fine wine.....

They then take it in turns to see who can take her to dizzy heights of sexual pleasure.

She is then left with servants who do all the dishes and clean up spunk ready for the next night.

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"Fae is womannapped by seven mysterious little men with short thick beards very thick cocks.

She is taken to a den of luxury where she is forced to belly dance for them every evening whilst they feast on finger food and fine wine.....

They then take it in turns to see who can take her to dizzy heights of sexual pleasure.

She is then left with servants who do all the dishes and clean up spunk ready for the next night."

I kind of like the sound of that....

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