FabSwingers.com forum: Things that you really shouldn't say...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I saw a Thread elsewhere about things you will never hear certain people say (like a politician telling the truth) but I thought a slightly different twist would bring out the funnier (or more wicked) side of you lot....

"The clinic said the tablets for my chlamydia will also clear the gum desease"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am inocent your honour the strong wind blew the smell of the knickers my way that day and forced me to then go on a bck garden hop sprea to liberate them all from washing lines and baskets before being spoiled by awful clean powder

It really was not my fault honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am inocent your honour the strong wind blew the smell of the knickers my way that day and forced me to then go on a bck garden hop sprea to liberate them all from washing lines and baskets before being spoiled by awful clean powder

It really was not my fault honest

By the way im still wearing yours your honour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does ur bum look Big??????......nah.....it looks huge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you think my cock is big? no its average.

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Come quickly ... oh dear, seems I beat you to it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spank me like my mother used to!

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By *hooter McGavinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

i think the main one for this site is...........how was it, was it good for you too...........mmmmmmmmm no sorry, your cock is to small/pussy to slack (delete as aproprate lol) i have had way better.......oh and i didnt cum lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"i think the main one for this site is...........how was it, was it good for you too...........mmmmmmmmm no sorry, your cock is to small/pussy to slack (delete as aproprate lol) i have had way better.......oh and i didnt cum lol"

HEY!!!! we're perfectly entitled to let you know if we didn't cum.

its when its accompanied by scathing laughter and 'what?!? you thought that would make me cum!!!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HEY!!!! we're perfectly entitled to let you know if we didn't cum.

its when its accompanied by scathing laughter and 'what?!? you thought that would make me cum!!!'

Or by the innocent enquiry "Is it in yet?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her ... I'm disappointed by the size of your organ.

Him .... Sorry, I didn't realise I'd be playing in a Cathedral!

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By *hooter McGavinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

its not you........its me

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

It isnt me...its you

Your brother has a bigger cock

But Daddy like it like that

The stains...oh that was the last meet who complained about the state of the house...

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"its not you........its me"

its not me....... its you!

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Let me just update Twitter...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is you have about 6 months to live.

Patient: Oh my God! What's the good news?

Doctor: My wife's pregnant.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Don't worry, it happens to all men at some point.... usually when they are a lot older than you though.

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Don't worry about that webcam over there...

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Jesus loves you."

A nice gesture in church.

A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison.

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By *hooter McGavinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"its not you........its me

its not me....... its you!

That's what I meant, had a stupid moment lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jesus loves you."

A nice gesture in church.

A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison.

See I said this would be creative ..Quality!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck her. She probably won't notice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I in"

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

well, that's 2 minutes of my life I won't get back!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Did I mention my medical condition.... no..... oops sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well, that's 2 minutes of my life I won't get back!!"

yes and life can be short

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By *hooter McGavinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I love you" to some one you have just met on a meet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whens the baby due honey .... im not pregnant you b.....d im fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mother loves anal

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