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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Can be Romantic or just as friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SMP3. Gonna share a pot noodle before he spunks on my tits

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I'm happy to invite anyone that likes a few drinks, and a decent home cooked curry

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I won't say with whom, but it'll involve wonderful food, fine wine, swanky surroundings, and engaging conversation / interaction...

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I won't say with whom, but it'll involve wonderful food, fine wine, swanky surroundings, and engaging conversation / interaction..."

Thanks I'll buy a new dress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamie.hants, I'd totally invite you out for dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jamie.hants, I'd totally invite you out for dinner."

I would totally accept

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"SMP3. Gonna share a pot noodle before he spunks on my tits"

Fancy a KFC

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Jamie.hants, I'd totally invite you out for dinner.

I would totally accept "

Now there's a ch4 'First Dates' special right there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taff I guess, he seems a good bloke who lives in a lovely part of the world. I’m sure I could trust him with MissJ too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jamie.hants, I'd totally invite you out for dinner.

I would totally accept

Now there's a ch4 'First Dates' special right there! "

One 4 after the 9 oclock news deffo lol

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Thatoddone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hippychick x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chunky gent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"SMP3. Gonna share a pot noodle before he spunks on my tits

Fancy a KFC "

Fuck yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hippychick x"

Yeah she is fit to be fair lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"SMP3. Gonna share a pot noodle before he spunks on my tits

Fancy a KFC

Fuck yeah"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"SMP3. Gonna share a pot noodle before he spunks on my tits

Fancy a KFC

Fuck yeah"

Great, fully loaded zinger tower meal for me, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamie hants ill treat you to a bag of chips on wigan seafront

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jamie hants ill treat you to a bag of chips on wigan seafront "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll eat Jamie.hants out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jamie hants ill treat you to a bag of chips on wigan seafront

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How about a wigan kebab lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll eat Jamie.hants out "

You smooth talker!

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Theres a few on here I would love to cook for..

It's about the most intimate hing you can do for someone while remaining clothed

This who know how I cook... know.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ll take anyone to the pound bakery

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I’ll take anyone to the pound bakery "

Your taking me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm happy to invite anyone that likes a few drinks, and a decent home cooked curry "

Can't best a home cooked curry washed down with a beer or two! X

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I’ll take anyone to the pound bakery

Your taking me."

OK, you can have my sausage...........roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were gonna have chinese in i think

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I’ll take anyone to the pound bakery

Your taking me.

OK, you can have my sausage...........roll "

Oooh lucky me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"No one "

Why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one "

I’ll invite you over for tea and crumpets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one

Why"

I’m not hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one

I’ll invite you over for tea and crumpets! "

Sweet talker you

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"No one

Why

I’m not hungry "

I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one

I’ll invite you over for tea and crumpets!

Sweet talker you "

Can you bring the tea and crumpets?

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I'd love to take bodywarmer out for a nice meal then back to her place where I would make a meal out of her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one

I’ll invite you over for tea and crumpets!

Sweet talker you

Can you bring the tea and crumpets? "

Cheeky bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one

Why

I’m not hungry

I am "

Who you taking

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"No one

Why

I’m not hungry

I am

Who you taking "

You

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'd happily take anyone who wants to share my cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take no limits100 without a doubt.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'd happily take anyone who wants to share my cake "

*ears prick up*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one

Why

I’m not hungry

I am

Who you taking

You "

Where we going

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"No one

Why

I’m not hungry

I am

Who you taking

You

Where we going "

A Nice restaurant

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Some in this thread, some not in this thread yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Libasaurus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hippychick x

Yeah she is fit to be fair lol"

Ahh, thank you lovelies. I needed that

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I'd happily take anyone who wants to share my cake

*ears prick up*"

One slice or, 4?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Is nobody taking me out?...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Quite a few

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Is nobody taking me out?... "

Yeah to graze.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

If she's lucky I might even share my cheesecake with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I invited her she would just say no,.....

again.

So that quiet village inn with twisted timbers a sloping stone floor and all that history, people watching sitting in front of a log fire, away in the hills has two less customers.....

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"If I invited her she would just say no,.....

again.

So that quiet village inn with twisted timbers a sloping stone floor and all that history, people watching sitting in front of a log fire, away in the hills has two less customers....."

Ask again I might say yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is nobody taking me out?... "

Oh come on, let’s go to Burger King

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"No one "

Aw I'll go for lunch with you

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Is nobody taking me out?...

Oh come on, let’s go to Burger King "

A Burger, with cheese & marmite? It puts hairs on your chest you know

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"Is nobody taking me out?...

Oh come on, let’s go to Burger King "

Make it Five Guys and I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really know anyone.

I'll probably just go to Asda and get a ready meal for one

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"If I invited her she would just say no,.....

again.

So that quiet village inn with twisted timbers a sloping stone floor and all that history, people watching sitting in front of a log fire, away in the hills has two less customers....."

Sounds bliss and somewhere that would do a great home cooked roast

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I don't really know anyone.

I'll probably just go to Asda and get a ready meal for one "

We can together meal drinks chat etc x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't really know anyone.

I'll probably just go to Asda and get a ready meal for one

We can together meal drinks chat etc x"

I'd like that

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I don't really know anyone.

I'll probably just go to Asda and get a ready meal for one

We can together meal drinks chat etc x

I'd like that "

Xxx

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Some in this thread, some not in this thread yet "

Fish & chip supper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't really know anyone.

I'll probably just go to Asda and get a ready meal for one

We can together meal drinks chat etc x

I'd like that "

How about I cook a lasagne for you ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't really know anyone.

I'll probably just go to Asda and get a ready meal for one

We can together meal drinks chat etc x

I'd like that

How about I cook a lasagne for you ladies "

Lasagne is my favourite. I'll bring some nice bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't really know anyone.

I'll probably just go to Asda and get a ready meal for one

We can together meal drinks chat etc x

I'd like that

How about I cook a lasagne for you ladies

Lasagne is my favourite. I'll bring some nice bread "

It's mine also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't really know anyone.

I'll probably just go to Asda and get a ready meal for one

We can together meal drinks chat etc x

I'd like that

How about I cook a lasagne for you ladies

Lasagne is my favourite. I'll bring some nice bread

It's mine also

"

Even better, that means you'll be a pro and we won't need to just pretend we like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angel Eyes. But not Nando’s again

Meli. But not food. Straight to Bar One and those gin cocktails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't really know anyone.

I'll probably just go to Asda and get a ready meal for one

We can together meal drinks chat etc x

I'd like that

How about I cook a lasagne for you ladies

Lasagne is my favourite. I'll bring some nice bread

It's mine also

Even better, that means you'll be a pro and we won't need to just pretend we like it "

You won't like it, you'll love it

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I don't really know anyone.

I'll probably just go to Asda and get a ready meal for one

We can together meal drinks chat etc x

I'd like that

How about I cook a lasagne for you ladies

Lasagne is my favourite. I'll bring some nice bread

It's mine also

"

It was meant to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"I don't really know anyone.

I'll probably just go to Asda and get a ready meal for one "

I’d like to spend time getting to know you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see 2 girls who've posted minutes ago who are on my wish list to take out for dinner, one I have a not so secret crush on... I wonder if they know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is nobody taking me out?... "

No, your taking me...for dinner I mean

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

There are a few people I’d love to have a meal and a chat with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya, I'm greedy so there are a few

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Well I’ve had lunch with Spurs and Lex and great times were had but I know I’d love lunch with The Mac lass Raven Red

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Angel Eyes. But not Nando’s again

Meli. But not food. Straight to Bar One and those gin cocktails

"

Would you mind if I joined you two for drinks? I'm not hungry.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Ya, I'm greedy so there are a few "

Fancy some carrot cake?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Well I’ve had lunch with Spurs and Lex and great times were had but I know I’d love lunch with The Mac lass Raven Red "

Now that would be a great lunch group

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd happily take anyone who wants to share my cake "

My biscuits might already have been shared! Hello stranger! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Angel Eyes. But not Nando’s again

Meli. But not food. Straight to Bar One and those gin cocktails

Would you mind if I joined you two for drinks? I'm not hungry."

Any time

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Well I’ve had lunch with Spurs and Lex and great times were had but I know I’d love lunch with The Mac lass Raven Red

Now that would be a great lunch group "

I sense trouble

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I can see 2 girls who've posted minutes ago who are on my wish list to take out for dinner, one I have a not so secret crush on... I wonder if they know? "

It’s it’s not so secret, they know

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Well I’ve had lunch with Spurs and Lex and great times were had but I know I’d love lunch with The Mac lass Raven Red

Now that would be a great lunch group

I sense trouble "

Of the best kind

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

Im taking out Tattooed Shorty

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I'd happily take anyone who wants to share my cake

My biscuits might already have been shared! Hello stranger! X"

Oh hello. You shared your biscuits with strangers on a train. I'm still sulking. Hello you! xx

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Angel Eyes. But not Nando’s again

Meli. But not food. Straight to Bar One and those gin cocktails

Would you mind if I joined you two for drinks? I'm not hungry.

Any time "

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'd happily take anyone who wants to share my cake

*ears prick up*

One slice or, 4? "

One, maybe two

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

some stunners on here... hhmmm how lucky am i feeling??

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Pre MLS booze soak up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one on fab holds the crush status Spurs... There now I've said it in front of witnesses lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pre MLS booze soak up?"

I’m not going to that, I’ll have a pink gin though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I would like a dinner date with Mixed Mister. I'd love to cook for him.... naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cocktail dress & aperitifs for starters ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd also invite Mr Caffeine Dusk out to dinner. I think we'd really get along well in person.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"I'd happily take anyone who wants to share my cake "

I never share cake

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Theres a couple I'd take out

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Pre MLS booze soak up?"

Is that before the the MLS pre social; or the morning after before the MLS; or the morning after the MLS

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Only one on fab holds the crush status Spurs... There now I've said it in front of witnesses lol "

Haha think you’ve said it before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one.

They can take me!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

The one I would love to have dinner with is too far away, would have to be a meet half way at a services, not the meet I had imagined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one from the forums but iv had lots of meals out with non forum people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doubt anyone would be interested in dining out with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to take quite a few of you out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only one on fab holds the crush status Spurs... There now I've said it in front of witnesses lol

Haha think you’ve said it before "

Mmm maybe I have, thing is when you going to give in and meet me at that secret location...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I would like to take quite a few of you out x"

Why go out when you can treat them to cooking

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Pre MLS booze soak up?

Is that before the the MLS pre social; or the morning after before the MLS; or the morning after the MLS "

The first two, either/or.

The morning after I'll be a hermit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to take quite a few of you out x

Why go out when you can treat them to cooking "

That’s a good idea... you are invited x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Only one on fab holds the crush status Spurs... There now I've said it in front of witnesses lol

Haha think you’ve said it before

Mmm maybe I have, thing is when you going to give in and meet me at that secret location... "

When I’ve figured out the secret location

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll cook for everyone, then we can have a massive orgy after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im taking out Tattooed Shorty "

I'm on my way x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Pre MLS booze soak up?

Is that before the the MLS pre social; or the morning after before the MLS; or the morning after the MLS

The first two, either/or.

The morning after I'll be a hermit "

Sounds like a plan

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Theres a few on here I would love to cook for..

It's about the most intimate hing you can do for someone while remaining clothed

This who know how I cook... know."

Cook me a lasagne and I'm all yours x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only one on fab holds the crush status Spurs... There now I've said it in front of witnesses lol

Haha think you’ve said it before

Mmm maybe I have, thing is when you going to give in and meet me at that secret location...

When I’ve figured out the secret location "

When you do dont keep it secret from me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are a few I’d love to have lunch with. They can probably guess. I’m also in the mood for having lunch or at least a coffee or a pint with a few of the bi guys.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Well I’ve had lunch with Spurs and Lex and great times were had but I know I’d love lunch with The Mac lass Raven Red "

We'd have a riot x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll cook for everyone, then we can have a massive orgy after "

What you cooking

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

SexiLexi for girl time, Fabradoodle for mate time and a silver fox for romance time.. winning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d take out too many to mention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to take Mac lass,alimac and samiss for afternoon tea don't think any of the fellas would want an invite xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll cook for everyone, then we can have a massive orgy after "

I'll bring my home made lasagne

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Chunky gent "

Taxi to Gillingham please.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Is nobody taking me out?...

No, your taking me...for dinner I mean"

Damn. I've been blown out already.

Cancel that taxi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is nobody taking me out?...

No, your taking me...for dinner I mean

Damn. I've been blown out already.

Cancel that taxi. "

I didn't blow you out, we'll do it on different days

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Is nobody taking me out?...

No, your taking me...for dinner I mean

Damn. I've been blown out already.

Cancel that taxi. "

"Chauffeur - take me to Gillingham!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a night out with a special lady off this very forum this week only for the kitchen to close early. #wegoagain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t pick just one wouldn’t be fair

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m taking Cheeky out for marmite sandwiches.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Is nobody taking me out?...

No, your taking me...for dinner I mean

Damn. I've been blown out already.

Cancel that taxi.

I didn't blow you out, we'll do it on different days "

. And I thought I was special.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"If she's lucky I might even share my cheesecake with her "

I don’t like cake

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Is anyone available for nibbles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m free for a romantic dinner, I scrub up pretty well so I’ve been told.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

The ones on my friends list, to an all you can eat buffet

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Not taking PoF out again. The woman in the pub last night asked what was matter with us as we were literally cry laughing.

ThatYorkLad tho... he would get gravied up to high heaven.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"The ones on my friends list, to an all you can eat buffet"

Oooft what if they are really hungry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/01/20 16:46:00]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is nobody taking me out?...

No, your taking me...for dinner I mean

Damn. I've been blown out already.

Cancel that taxi.

I didn't blow you out, we'll do it on different days

. And I thought I was special. "

You have my heart CG, just don't tell Twisted

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"If she's lucky I might even share my cheesecake with her

I don’t like cake "

Excellent (in a Mr Burns voice) more for my greedy fat face

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'll cook for everyone, then we can have a massive orgy after

I'll bring my home made lasagne "

Oooh, homemade lasagne you say? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll bring the dessert

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Is nobody taking me out?...

No, your taking me...for dinner I mean

Damn. I've been blown out already.

Cancel that taxi.

I didn't blow you out, we'll do it on different days

. And I thought I was special.

You have my heart CG, just don't tell Twisted "

I won't. Its our secret.

But I'm not Hannibal Lecter. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll cook for everyone, then we can have a massive orgy after

I'll bring my home made lasagne

Oooh, homemade lasagne you say? X "

I do say

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"The ones on my friends list, to an all you can eat buffet"

. Which lucky gits are on that list?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to say Mr Mystique

But he can piss off now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taxi to Hull... Boys night out CG lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was going to say Mr Mystique

But he can piss off now"
how bout me and you

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Taxi to Hull... Boys night out CG lol "

. Are the ladies coming along later?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Taxi to Hull... Boys night out CG lol

. Are the ladies coming along later? "

With reputations like ours lol.... they'd be fools not too lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Taxi to Hull... Boys night out CG lol

. Are the ladies coming along later?

With reputations like ours lol.... they'd be fools not too lol"

What do you mean. I'm Sweet and innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon anyone within 10 miles of Britton Ferry should come to Eiras cafe and we can all have big boy breakfasts. Only £3.95 and they are immense!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I reckon anyone within 10 miles of Britton Ferry should come to Eiras cafe and we can all have big boy breakfasts. Only £3.95 and they are immense!"

Smooth talker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I reckon anyone within 10 miles of Britton Ferry should come to Eiras cafe and we can all have big boy breakfasts. Only £3.95 and they are immense!"

I'm always up for a big breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones on my friends list, to an all you can eat buffet

Oooft what if they are really hungry. "

Scoots up thread to find out who posted this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not taking PoF out again. The woman in the pub last night asked what was matter with us as we were literally cry laughing.

ThatYorkLad tho... he would get gravied up to high heaven. "

That was the most I've laughed in ages.

Wish there was a heartburn emoji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones on my friends list, to an all you can eat buffet

Oooft what if they are really hungry.

Scoots up thread to find out who posted this "

crestfallen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Taxi to Hull... Boys night out CG lol

. Are the ladies coming along later?

With reputations like ours lol.... they'd be fools not too lol

What do you mean. I'm Sweet and innocent "

With your dazzling wit and my ability of putting my foot in it it would be a team to rival any dynamic duo..

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Taxi to Hull... Boys night out CG lol

. Are the ladies coming along later?

With reputations like ours lol.... they'd be fools not too lol

What do you mean. I'm Sweet and innocent

With your dazzling wit and my ability of putting my foot in it it would be a team to rival any dynamic duo.."

I like your thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Taxi to Hull... Boys night out CG lol

. Are the ladies coming along later?

With reputations like ours lol.... they'd be fools not too lol

What do you mean. I'm Sweet and innocent

With your dazzling wit and my ability of putting my foot in it it would be a team to rival any dynamic duo..

I like your thinking. "

Chunky Gent and Thunderace...why we even sound like Marvel Superheroes haha

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Taxi to Hull... Boys night out CG lol

. Are the ladies coming along later?

With reputations like ours lol.... they'd be fools not too lol

What do you mean. I'm Sweet and innocent

With your dazzling wit and my ability of putting my foot in it it would be a team to rival any dynamic duo..

I like your thinking.

Chunky Gent and Thunderace...why we even sound like Marvel Superheroes haha "

I'm not wearing my underpants on the outside again.

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph


"Chunky gent "

Scroll up to nearly the top of the thread to find this poster Chunky Gent

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph


"Chunky gent

Scroll up to nearly the top of the thread to find this poster Chunky Gent "

Oops, I think you already saw it

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Chunky gent

Scroll up to nearly the top of the thread to find this poster Chunky Gent

Oops, I think you already saw it "

Yeah. Then she blew me out. Lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

But thanks. Xxx

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph


"But thanks. Xxx"

It was the thought that counted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Taxi to Hull... Boys night out CG lol

. Are the ladies coming along later? "

I'm coming!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"But thanks. Xxx

It was the thought that counted "

. It was very heart warming.

I was almost tearful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll cook for everyone, then we can have a massive orgy after

What you cooking "

Paella?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take your good self op for a nice Boojum and good old chat

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'll take your good self op for a nice Boojum and good old chat "

Awwww x

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I'll cook for everyone, then we can have a massive orgy after

What you cooking

Paella? "

Oh god if anyone cooks paella I will be there like jack flash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one wrapped in bandages...

Cake, cake and even more cake..

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Jepson, or whatever her name is

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"I'll cook for everyone, then we can have a massive orgy after

What you cooking

Paella?

Oh god if anyone cooks paella I will be there like jack flash "

Chicken and chorizo paella any good?

I'll chuck some logs on the fire - nowt better than dimmed lights, roaring fire, good grub and a bottle of something

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

Cheeky curry? Anybody

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