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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

But it's my Birthday today ..

So far I've recieved .....

4 pairs of Boxers

10 pairs of socks

A book about the history of West Ham United

A pair of trakkie bottoms

And 2 offers of a blowie from guys

What's your shittiest ever Birthday present you've received??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But it's my Birthday today ..

So far I've recieved .....

4 pairs of Boxers

10 pairs of socks

A book about the history of West Ham United

A pair of trakkie bottoms

And 2 offers of a blowie from guys

What's your shittiest ever Birthday present you've received??"

A train set. I wanted a scalextric and it looked promising from the size of the box before I unwrapped it. But no, a fucking train set!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"But it's my Birthday today ..

So far I've recieved .....

4 pairs of Boxers

10 pairs of socks

A book about the history of West Ham United

A pair of trakkie bottoms

And 2 offers of a blowie from guys

What's your shittiest ever Birthday present you've received??

A train set. I wanted a scalextric and it looked promising from the size of the box before I unwrapped it. But no, a fucking train set!"
I had a Thomas the Tank engine set when I was a teenager , I mean erm a young lad .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Tesco Gift Card and a dead orchid.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"A Tesco Gift Card and a dead orchid. "

A dead fucking orchid

That wins so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Tesco Gift Card and a dead orchid. "

To be fair, it was alive when I bought it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had an ex get married to someone else on my bday. Not sure she remembered that was the date

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Can't help feel you're milking this now

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

A bottle opener from my then wife, not a fancy one, just blue plastic.

She was good enough to let me have it in the divorce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But it's my Birthday today ..

So far I've recieved .....

4 pairs of Boxers

10 pairs of socks

A book about the history of West Ham United

A pair of trakkie bottoms

And 2 offers of a blowie from guys

What's your shittiest ever Birthday present you've received??"

Great gifts! You can never have too many socks. Have a wonderful day Grump

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Can't help feel you're milking this now

Moi ?? No not at all

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"But it's my Birthday today ..

So far I've recieved .....

4 pairs of Boxers

10 pairs of socks

A book about the history of West Ham United

A pair of trakkie bottoms

And 2 offers of a blowie from guys

What's your shittiest ever Birthday present you've received??

Great gifts! You can never have too many socks. Have a wonderful day Grump

thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday!!

I'm not sure. I once got a pair of socks, just one pair, plain white. I think that was pretty rubbish.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Happy Birthday!

My nan bought me a gone with the wind style nightie last year, she picked it because she liked it lol.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Happy Birthday!!

I'm not sure. I once got a pair of socks, just one pair, plain white. I think that was pretty rubbish.

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That is pretty crap yes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Happy Birthday!

My nan bought me a gone with the wind style nightie last year, she picked it because she liked it lol. "

Have you worn it though ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst ever? Bird seed and a blow torch. Both from my (now ex) husband.

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By *iberty RedWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Happy birthday OP.

I had a dear John letter on my 19th birthday, my then boyfriend thought it would arrive the following day as he sent it 2nd class. He was meant to take me out for the day & was obviously going to act like nothing was wrong.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Worst ever? Bird seed and a blow torch. Both from my (now ex) husband.

No wonder hes an ex

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Happy Birthday!

My nan bought me a gone with the wind style nightie last year, she picked it because she liked it lol.

Have you worn it though ??

Of course I bloody have, I got a candle and roamed my hallway with a tragic look on my face then fainted onto the nearest chaise

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Happy birthday OP.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Happy Birthday!

My nan bought me a gone with the wind style nightie last year, she picked it because she liked it lol.

Have you worn it though ??

Of course I bloody have, I got a candle and roamed my hallway with a tragic look on my face then fainted onto the nearest chaise"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My parents brought luggage for my 21st, think they were hinting at something?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Happy Birthday!

No present is ‘shitty’ as it’s a gift from someone who remembered

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My parents brought luggage for my 21st, think they were hinting at something?

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Haha love it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Happy Birthday!

No present is ‘shitty’ as it’s a gift from someone who remembered "
That is true , they are few and far between these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was my birthday last Saturday, had a bottle of wine from my ex!

Still waiting for the present from my partner..... (however the birthday oral was fantastic, so can’t complain!)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"It was my birthday last Saturday, had a bottle of wine from my ex!

Still waiting for the present from my partner..... (however the birthday oral was fantastic, so can’t complain!)

More than I got so congrats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tin of beer beans

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"A tin of beer beans"
Wtf are they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tin of beer beans Wtf are they

Wishing you a happy birthday

mine was a iron

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"A tin of beer beans Wtf are they

Wishing you a happy birthday

mine was a iron

Haha sorry but that is funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tin of beer beans Wtf are they

Wishing you a happy birthday

mine was a iron

Haha sorry but that is funny

I'm glad you think so

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A tin of beer beans Wtf are they

Wishing you a happy birthday

mine was a iron

Haha sorry but that is funny

I'm glad you think so

he must have been brave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tin of beer beans Wtf are they

Wishing you a happy birthday

mine was a iron

Nice! And the rest of the golf clubs?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Happy birthday!

A golfing jumper - I don’t play golf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheel trims from ex-husband.

Mine had been nicked from my work carpark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wheel trims from ex-husband.

Mine had been nicked from my work carpark"

That’s very practical and kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But it's my Birthday today ..

So far I've recieved .....

4 pairs of Boxers

10 pairs of socks

A book about the history of West Ham United

A pair of trakkie bottoms

And 2 offers of a blowie from guys

What's your shittiest ever Birthday present you've received??"

A book about West ham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was my birthday last Saturday, had a bottle of wine from my ex!

Still waiting for the present from my partner..... (however the birthday oral was fantastic, so can’t complain!)

More than I got so congrats

However, hope the birthday is being a happy one

(I used to live in Northampton, there are worse places, chin up!)

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not after sympathy but I had bugger all for my birthday this year! But a home made card from my daughter. (Which was amazing!) oh and 156 birthday messages on here! Love from lots of Fab guys xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"It was my birthday last Saturday, had a bottle of wine from my ex!

Still waiting for the present from my partner..... (however the birthday oral was fantastic, so can’t complain!)

More than I got so congrats

However, hope the birthday is being a happy one

(I used to live in Northampton, there are worse places, chin up!)"
Are there ??

. Thankyou x

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Happy birthday, grumpy old man!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Happy birthday, grumpy old man!

It was yesterday but I appreciate the message . Thankyou muchly xx

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Happy birthday for yesterday!

My ex forgot my birthday completely, not once but 3 times. He's remembered every year since we split though

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

Was mine yesterday as well

Wife took me for afternoon tea at the playboy club in Mayfair, very enjoyable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my 30th I had a tenner in a card off my mother. Made me cry that morning as well, was on my way to Newquay Cornwall with my friends and opened my card off my mum, no present and had a tenner. At the same time had a card off an old lady whose house I used to clean and she also gave me a tenner!

The following year for my mums 50th I put a tenner in a card and she went nuts!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Happy birthday for yesterday!

My ex forgot my birthday completely, not once but 3 times. He's remembered every year since we split though

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Probably best hes an ex

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Was mine yesterday as well

Wife took me for afternoon tea at the playboy club in Mayfair, very enjoyable

Ooh sounds nice

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"On my 30th I had a tenner in a card off my mother. Made me cry that morning as well, was on my way to Newquay Cornwall with my friends and opened my card off my mum, no present and had a tenner. At the same time had a card off an old lady whose house I used to clean and she also gave me a tenner!

The following year for my mums 50th I put a tenner in a card and she went nuts! "

revenge is sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was my birthday last Saturday, had a bottle of wine from my ex!

Still waiting for the present from my partner..... (however the birthday oral was fantastic, so can’t complain!)

More than I got so congrats

However, hope the birthday is being a happy one

(I used to live in Northampton, there are worse places, chin up!) Are there ??

. Thankyou x"

Yes. Aylesbury!!!!

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

My parents and family forgot my 16th birthday ... so I got nothing ... they remembered about 2 weeks later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything from my brother and his wife, they simply don't bother putting any thought into it. Last year they got me a gin glass and flavoured mixer. The year before some rocks you freeze and use instead of ice. That's not bad I can hear you say except I don't drink, haven't done for 17 years after being diagnosed with epilepsy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"It was my birthday last Saturday, had a bottle of wine from my ex!

Still waiting for the present from my partner..... (however the birthday oral was fantastic, so can’t complain!)

More than I got so congrats

However, hope the birthday is being a happy one

(I used to live in Northampton, there are worse places, chin up!) Are there ??

. Thankyou x

Yes. Aylesbury!!!!"
I've been there several times to the hospital there , seemed ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

last year i got nothing

but everyone in the pub bought me a pint for my birthday and i ended up steaming

so it wasn't that bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Nan bought me a football shirt once. It was a Man City one despite me being a Portsmouth fan because “it was a nicer colour blue” my Nan didn’t get football

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"last year i got nothing

but everyone in the pub bought me a pint for my birthday and i ended up steaming

so it wasn't that bad

Best present ever in my book

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My Nan bought me a football shirt once. It was a Man City one despite me being a Portsmouth fan because “it was a nicer colour blue” my Nan didn’t get football "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex bought me a mop and bucket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and happy birthday to you...x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"My ex bought me a mop and bucket.

I shouldnt laugh but ....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Oh and happy birthday to you...x"

It was yesterday lol but the threads still going .

Thankyou anyway very kind of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex bought me a mop and bucket.

I shouldnt laugh but .... "

I cried.....and divorced him a few years later.... I'm the one laughing now!! Lol x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"My ex bought me a mop and bucket.

I shouldnt laugh but ....

I cried.....and divorced him a few years later.... I'm the one laughing now!! Lol x"

Cant say I blame you

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"Happy birthday for yesterday!

My ex forgot my birthday completely, not once but 3 times. He's remembered every year since we split though

Probably best hes an ex

Oh definitely

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

A floral letter writing set.

Just the thing for a 25 year old beer drinking, rugby playing guy.

And to make matters worse, some of the envelopes already has some addresses on them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing but a text message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another cook book

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

Gor my 40th birthday someone gave me the Phoenix Nights DVD I lent him 3 years earlier.

He wasnt joking either

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By *oneyBear100Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area

See pic 12th Nov 2019... it did exceed expectations though

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I've had an ex get married to someone else on my bday. Not sure she remembered that was the date "

That’s really tough. My last bday had malaria and 3k miles away from my fam, I’m a tough guy, but I cried

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Happy birthday x

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

I really needed a new wallet as mine was falling apart, got asked what I wanted sent the link....

Was really looking forward to getting it, what I got instead was a travesty, white shiny plasticy nastiness!

Thanks mum!

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

Nothing. Literally, for a 'special' birthday too. No card, no present, just happy birthday. Made me actually change how important that person really is to me tho and that's a really valuable gift.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv not really had a shit birthday present but last year my mum got a new wheel for her wheelbarrow, had a good go at my dad for that one

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

a cheap version of Sindy

bearing in mind Sindy was the cheap Barbie - you can kind of guess how cheap this was. I think I was about 4yrs old

Hurtling forward to my first partner - I chose to work every birthday - enough said

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