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"That Gemini Man is such a stud, body of a 25 year old athlete, goes all night, stays hard for hours and always leaves people wanting more Well you did say the dafter the better " You forgot heavy cummer and fast repeater. | |||
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"Inaswingdress foam rollers her bollocks. It's not even gossip, she told me herself!" Extreme masochism | |||
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"That Gemini Man is such a stud, body of a 25 year old athlete, goes all night, stays hard for hours and always leaves people wanting more Well you did say the dafter the better You forgot heavy cummer and fast repeater. " I didn't want to show off too much | |||
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"Goodnightgirl is 6ft tall " and 17 stone of muscle | |||
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"Goodnightgirl is 6ft tall and 17 stone of muscle " Pure hulk proportions | |||
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"Goodnightgirl is 6ft tall and 17 stone of muscle Pure hulk proportions " hulk smaaaaaaaash her back doors in | |||
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"The 83 in Lornajo's username refers to her personal best score in a gang bang at the local swinging club" I thought this had to be lies! | |||
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"Laceyreds bum is made of velvet and silk" It's actually plastercine | |||
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"Lord of orgasms hasn’t got a penis." That'd explain why we can't have it | |||
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"Gemini man was born on a leap year and has 3 nipples, one in the shape of the Totenham Hotspur badge which he flashed for free food on game day " Haha they could be true | |||
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"Lord of orgasms hasn’t got a penis." Is that why we can't have it? | |||
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"Lord of orgasms hasn’t got a penis." Saffron has a parrot named Kevin. She has taught Kevin so many bad words that he is now the only known parrot in the world with an ASBO! | |||
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"Lord of orgasms hasn’t got a penis. That'd explain why we can't have it" Just literally laughed out loud | |||
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"Gemini man was born on a leap year and has 3 nipples, one in the shape of the Totenham Hotspur badge which he flashed for free food on game day Haha they could be true " - it could indeed | |||
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"Lacy red get her name from the fact theres only 1 day per year shes not on her period " That's actually true. | |||
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"Lornajo83 has 6 toes on one foot and 7 on the other. That’s why she’s only ever been seen in socks. " | |||
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"Goodnitegirl is the ceo of love honey and in her spare time visits her numerous executive sex dungeons across the country. Only top executives of lovehoney get the privilege." God. I wish. | |||
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"Lord of orgasms hasn’t got a penis. Is that why we can't have it?" yep its under a girl i knows pillow | |||
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"I sacrifice chickens to the voodoo god, naked at midnight " Hon!!! Me too! Only when I'm ovulating though | |||
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"Inaswingdress has actually never worn a swing dress in her life! " Currently wearing skinny jeans. For shame. | |||
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"Lacey Red's profile picture was taken just before she dropped a duke on her kitchen floor " Who has carpet in their kitchen!? It was in the hallway durrr! If you look closely you can see the peephole my outfit had that I did it through. | |||
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"Lacy red get her name from the fact theres only 1 day per year shes not on her period " Lord of Orgasms isn't an actual lord. The National Trust own his land | |||
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"Saffron has a "thing" for Diamond Cougar so deliberately did her avatar by way of tribute " Ha ha!!! Truth! | |||
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"Lacy red get her name from the fact theres only 1 day per year shes not on her period Lord of Orgasms isn't an actual lord. The National Trust own his land " And his orgasms soon | |||
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"Lacey Red's profile picture was taken just before she dropped a duke on her kitchen floor Who has carpet in their kitchen!? It was in the hallway durrr! If you look closely you can see the peephole my outfit had that I did it through." Had I said your living room floor then it would have been true wouldn't it, doh! Lacey Reds peephole was made by her penis. Better? | |||
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"Saffron40 blocks the guys she fancies most, that's actually true." Complete truth | |||
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"Lacey_red has a purple dick and she's not afraid to use it. Dove men care can use optional if required " This thread is supposed to be lies . | |||
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"Red lipstick got her name from her life as a dog trainer in adult movies " This made me spit out my vodka and ! | |||
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"My vagina has teeth. And then teeth all need fillings " True, it keeps eating sweet stuff | |||
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"Red lipstick got her name from her life as a dog trainer in adult movies This made me spit out my vodka and ! " | |||
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"Zipper down prefers Velcro " Great minds ! | |||
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"Lacey_red has a purple dick and she's not afraid to use it. Dove men care can use optional if required This thread is supposed to be lies ." Just testing the waters Lacey before my trip to Liverpool | |||
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"Petite woman eats pets" Sssh you said you'd never tell. | |||
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"Northantsblueeyes has brown eyes and wears contact lenses for photos as his disguise." A poet! | |||
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"Curiousscouser is in fact from Manchester and once was a winner of 15 to 1" Tis true, but I only won because I let William G Stewart feel me up round the back of the set. | |||
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"Red lipstick bites off the penis of any lover she has and uses the hardon to colour her lips with her “dickstick”" *looks around* how did you know! X | |||
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"Inaswingdress foam rollers her bollocks. It's not even gossip, she told me herself! Extreme masochism" | |||
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"Curiousscouser isn't actually Scouse at all.. she just spelt scourer wrong " DEAD | |||
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"Petite woman eats pets Sssh you said you'd never tell. " Sorry, what happened in Thailand should have stayed in Thailand... | |||
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"Curiousscouser isn't actually Scouse at all.. she just spelt scourer wrong " I was also furious: damn you autocorrect, damn you! | |||
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"I sacrifice chickens to the voodoo god, naked at midnight " You too. I shrink the heads of past meets and display them on the railings around my hut. | |||
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"Petite woman eats pets Sssh you said you'd never tell. " She eats brains too , took a good bite of mine | |||
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"Chunky Gent isn’t chunky at all he just says all that to get the best hugs and cuddles " Shhh. No one has noticed it's a latex suit and I actually have a 6-pack. | |||
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"Red lipstick bites off the penis of any lover she has and uses the hardon to colour her lips with her “dickstick” *looks around* how did you know! X " Lucky guess ? | |||
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"Lord of orgasms actually meant ‘organisms’ but misspelled it. " Misspelled bored | |||
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"Chunky Gent hate Star Wars but loves the compliments he gets about his "big helmet" when he wears his Vader mask " It hides my ugly mug. | |||
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"Chunky Gent hate Star Wars but loves the compliments he gets about his "big helmet" when he wears his Vader mask It hides my ugly mug. " Tssk, biggest lie so far pal | |||
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"Lord of orgasms actually meant ‘organisms’ but misspelled it. Misspelled bored" Bored of Organisms .. another case of damn autocorrect | |||
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"Lord of orgasms actually meant ‘organisms’ but misspelled it. Misspelled bored Bored of Organisms .. another case of damn autocorrect " Bored of organisms. Typhoid Mary? | |||
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"Chunky Gent hate Star Wars but loves the compliments he gets about his "big helmet" when he wears his Vader mask It hides my ugly mug. Tssk, biggest lie so far pal " Does that mean I win? Whats my prize?? | |||
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"Chunky Gent hate Star Wars but loves the compliments he gets about his "big helmet" when he wears his Vader mask It hides my ugly mug. Tssk, biggest lie so far pal Does that mean I win? Whats my prize?? " 2 tickets to Lord Of The Dance and backstage passes to see Michael Flatley | |||
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"Petite woman eats pets Sssh you said you'd never tell. She eats brains too , took a good bite of mine " You took a good bite of mine first mister! | |||
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"Chunky gent is actually a hitman for the italian mafia" They can't afford me these days. The Albanians pay better. | |||
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"Chunky gent was a stunt double for George clooney in from dusk till dawn." I even had to dye my hair grey. | |||
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"Chunky gent is actually a hitman for the italian mafia They can't afford me these days. The Albanians pay better. " I thought you worked for the Chinese mafia. | |||
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"Chunky gent is actually a hitman for the italian mafia They can't afford me these days. The Albanians pay better. I thought you worked for the Chinese mafia." he means st albans mafia | |||
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"Keeley shaves her minge and sends the hair to the Guatemalan farmers who use it to stuff fair trade vegan dildos" It's an honest wage! | |||
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"LOO was once shrunk down and injected into Martin Shorts ear where he remains today " call me tuck | |||
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"LOO was once shrunk down and injected into Martin Shorts ear where he remains today call me tuck " glad you got that one Tuck | |||
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"Lord of orgasms actually meant ‘organisms’ but misspelled it. Misspelled bored Bored of Organisms .. another case of damn autocorrect Bored of organisms. Typhoid Mary?" So clearly Lord of Orgasms is actually Typhoid Mary reincarnated | |||
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"Lord of orgasms actually meant ‘organisms’ but misspelled it. Misspelled bored Bored of Organisms .. another case of damn autocorrect Bored of organisms. Typhoid Mary? So clearly Lord of Orgasms is actually Typhoid Mary reincarnated" about time u lot caught up | |||
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"Belle once ironed the wrinkles from my ballsack" True story | |||
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"Chunky gent is actually a hitman for the italian mafia They can't afford me these days. The Albanians pay better. I thought you worked for the Chinese mafia." That was last year. | |||
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"Petite woman eats pets Sssh you said you'd never tell. She eats brains too , took a good bite of mine You took a good bite of mine first mister! " Only upon you asking for thoughts that wait in the 4th dimension of a coin .... | |||
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"Breadless has a yeast infection " Pleasurequeen is actually a satanic cult member who chops off mens winkies and keeps them in glass pickeling jars under her bathtub. | |||
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"Breadless has a yeast infection Pleasurequeen is actually a satanic cult member who chops off mens winkies and keeps them in glass pickeling jars under her bathtub." Ah shit! Rumbled | |||
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"Boldlylonglegs uses stilts" No. I have fallen for ages ago - 3rd Jan picture oooh I believed her height. I am now in deep shock | |||
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"Chunky gent is actually a hitman for the italian mafia They can't afford me these days. The Albanians pay better. I thought you worked for the Chinese mafia. That was last year. " I heard you work for Chinese, double egg-fried rice. | |||
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