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Fuck me what a pretentious twat I am.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve only gone and used the term one instead of me in a message.

Who the bloody hell does one think one is.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Were you speaking to the Queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least you didn't use the number for all the voices in your head

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Surely the thread title should be "one is" at the end

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Were you speaking to the Queen "

Well, she was after some advice about the whole Harry thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay then.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Oh come on OP - don't put yourself down.

That's our job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh come on OP - don't put yourself down.

That's our job. "

Yeah, he's getting heavy.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Oh come on OP - don't put yourself down.

That's our job.

Yeah, he's getting heavy. "

I may have put a pound or two on, no need to mention it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve only gone and used the term one instead of me in a message.

Who the bloody hell does one think one is. "

Gosh

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’ve only gone and used the term one instead of me in a message.

Who the bloody hell does one think one is.

Gosh "

Gosh, golly, and crikey indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One thinks it's rather splendid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like eloquent language. I'd appreciate it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jolly spiffing!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I like eloquent language. I'd appreciate it. "

That's me knackered then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jolly spiffing!"
hurrah

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I like eloquent language. I'd appreciate it. "

You must have been positively overjoyed reading the thread title.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I’ve only gone and used the term one instead of me in a message.

Who the bloody hell does one think one is. "

One likes that you have done that OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How else would somebody say 'I'd like to give you one'?. Please. X x

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Reminds me of the conversation between Charles and Camilla

“One was wondering if one would like to give one one “.

Would that work in a Fab message ladies?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"How else would somebody say 'I'd like to give you one'?. Please. X x"

Or even,

I’d like one to give me one if one would.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

One might contemplate the assumptions one makes about collections of phonemes and their usage. Are minor deviations symptomatic of personal shifts in the intersectional power structure? Might these be of significant enough import to impart feelings of anomie?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"One might contemplate the assumptions one makes about collections of phonemes and their usage. Are minor deviations symptomatic of personal shifts in the intersectional power structure? Might these be of significant enough import to impart feelings of anomie?"

Errr yeh.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"One might contemplate the assumptions one makes about collections of phonemes and their usage. Are minor deviations symptomatic of personal shifts in the intersectional power structure? Might these be of significant enough import to impart feelings of anomie?

Errr yeh. "

Only a joke

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Using the word "one" instead of the colloquial "you" when you actually mean "this is what i would do in a situation and I'm guessing you would to" actually makes a lot of sense to me. The only reason I don't use it much is because of the posh connotations.

I heard an Olympic athlete say "When you win a gold medal..." I just thought "I never have and I never will. What have I got to do with this?" It just doesn't make sense.

One should use "one" more often.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One might contemplate the assumptions one makes about collections of phonemes and their usage. Are minor deviations symptomatic of personal shifts in the intersectional power structure? Might these be of significant enough import to impart feelings of anomie?"

Now I'm moist...

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Using the word "one" instead of the colloquial "you" when you actually mean "this is what i would do in a situation and I'm guessing you would to" actually makes a lot of sense to me. The only reason I don't use it much is because of the posh connotations.

I heard an Olympic athlete say "When you win a gold medal..." I just thought "I never have and I never will. What have I got to do with this?" It just doesn't make sense.

One should use "one" more often. "

One should, In fact more than one should use one.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"One might contemplate the assumptions one makes about collections of phonemes and their usage. Are minor deviations symptomatic of personal shifts in the intersectional power structure? Might these be of significant enough import to impart feelings of anomie?

Now I'm moist... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using the word "one" instead of the colloquial "you" when you actually mean "this is what i would do in a situation and I'm guessing you would to" actually makes a lot of sense to me. The only reason I don't use it much is because of the posh connotations.

I heard an Olympic athlete say "When you win a gold medal..." I just thought "I never have and I never will. What have I got to do with this?" It just doesn't make sense.

One should use "one" more often. "
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One uses one, to prevent the overuse of I, and to prevent the confusion of using you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve only gone and used the term one instead of me in a message.

Who the bloody hell does one think one is. "

One should never use one unless one should be used ..( in a sentence now people ..in a sentence.)

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I have used the term 'one' before but I put on weight and then had refer to myself as two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have used the term 'one' before but I put on weight and then had refer to myself as two "

Did one eat all the pies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve only gone and used the term one instead of me in a message.

Who the bloody hell does one think one is. "
is that you prince Andrew

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I have used the term 'one' before but I put on weight and then had refer to myself as two

Did one eat all the pies? "

No that was me.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"I have used the term 'one' before but I put on weight and then had refer to myself as two

Did one eat all the pies? "

All the pies and a person

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

One uses it all the time. But one only talks to classy birds, so one has to play the part to munch middle-class minge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve only gone and used the term one instead of me in a message.

Who the bloody hell does one think one is. "

One has clearly been a bit of a plonker hasn't one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

creche - a car accident in Surrey

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"creche - a car accident in Surrey "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How is one this evening

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"How is one this evening "

One has retired to one's chambers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How is one this evening

One has retired to one's chambers."

Poor old chap

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

One does not give a fuck

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"One does not give a fuck "

One expresses disdain and experiences ennui

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone for tiffin?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"One does not give a fuck

One expresses disdain and experiences ennui"

Eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone for tiffin?"

Is that posh for “ teeth in”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I do say so myself I rather enjoy a stupendous confectionary called smartees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone for tiffin?

Is that posh for “ teeth in” "

No ma’am just a rather quaint colonial phrase for a light tea, although it’s a bit tardy.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

One is rather partial to receiving some jubilant fellatio from thine serving wench upon retiring to ones chambers of an evening

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"One is rather partial to receiving some jubilant fellatio from thine serving wench upon retiring to ones chambers of an evening "

It is with utmost sorrow that one must inform you that one's nose requires powdering.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"One is rather partial to receiving some jubilant fellatio from thine serving wench upon retiring to ones chambers of an evening

It is with utmost sorrow that one must inform you that one's nose requires powdering."

If one looks in the vanity case in the powder room, one will find a small bag of powder, left by those two bounders Phillipe and Genevieve, at ones hunt ball nether weekend. One may use that in order to fulfil ones chamber duties to good effect.

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