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"I could have had seven. To make it easier, I probably would have just had a wee gangbang" Saves time! | |||
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"I could have had seven. To make it easier, I probably would have just had a wee gangbang Saves time! " Means I would just need to shower once after as well, instead of seven times. I’m all about saving the world | |||
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"I could have had seven. To make it easier, I probably would have just had a wee gangbang" Im no woman but .. Iv had four offers already this morning, all straight men, lol. Love your pics OP XX | |||
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"I could have had seven. To make it easier, I probably would have just had a wee gangbang Im no woman but .. Iv had four offers already this morning, all straight men, lol. Love your pics OP XX "
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"Hahaha I’ve not messaged and seeing this I’ll wait until you’ve all got your energy back" Thanks mate I appreciate it. A true gent | |||
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"I've had one offer so far today. Had they read my profile? No." Course they haven’t | |||
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"Who knew washing you hands actual meaning  "I’ve never washed my hands | |||
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"I could have had seven. To make it easier, I probably would have just had a wee gangbang" Make that eight! Nice avatar! | |||
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"Hahaha I’ve not messaged and seeing this I’ll wait until you’ve all got your energy back Thanks mate I appreciate it. A true gent " A true gent that also has a headache so let’s all just cuddle | |||
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"I could have had seven. To make it easier, I probably would have just had a wee gangbang Make that eight! Nice avatar!"   | |||
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"Hahaha I’ve not messaged and seeing this I’ll wait until you’ve all got your energy back Thanks mate I appreciate it. A true gent A true gent that also has a headache so let’s all just cuddle" Perfecto | |||
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"Who knew washing you hands actual meaning
I’ve never washed my hands
meff "I lick ‘em clean | |||
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busy day ahead so and it's not even 10 o clock yet. | |||
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"4 new offers of sex this morning. 2 of them if I can meet then in less than an hour one can meet after lunch and the other isn't too fussy but is in the area all day seemingly busy day ahead so and it's not even 10 o clock yet. "Yay! | |||
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"4 new offers of sex this morning. 2 of them if I can meet then in less than an hour one can meet after lunch and the other isn't too fussy but is in the area all day seemingly busy day ahead so and it's not even 10 o clock yet. " | |||
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"Never get any ask for any fucks on here .don't think it's real one here! " It's definitely real. | |||
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"Never get any ask for any fucks on here .don't think it's real one here! " You’re not a woman  | |||
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"Just had another , "can i pop into his lorry", hell yes !! Iv been sitting here in my pretty dress just waiting for a romantic offer like that . Xxx " Awwww I hope you have fun | |||
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"Since midnight 5 offers plus the 3 fucks I've had with hubby " Busy gal | |||
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"Never get any ask for any fucks on here .don't think it's real one here! " It's not real? Have I been fucking replicants? | |||
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"I’ve had 4 offers with one actually promising to be the best I’ve ever had.....I’m getting ready to meet him now "I can only assume it's in the back of his car and that he has a willy that's bigger than a sky remote. You go girl, can't let that offer down x | |||
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"I could have had seven. To make it easier, I probably would have just had a wee gangbang" Well that would be a practical solution and time saving. | |||
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"I could have had seven. To make it easier, I probably would have just had a wee gangbang Saves time! Means I would just need to shower once after as well, instead of seven times. I’m all about saving the world" The image in my head now is a shower room that can fit 8 people and a wet gangbang . Thanks  | |||
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"Could you have had today already if you were willing to fuck anyone and everyone? Sex on tap, amma right" Haha! Ain’t that the truth | |||
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"Since midnight 5 offers plus the 3 fucks I've had with hubby Busy gal" I do try | |||
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"137 and a half "
Intrigued about the half! | |||
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"You ladies are just rude.
How so". All this naughty talk. I'm Sweet and innocent.  | |||
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"Not had any today my filters are locked down. "I can vouch for that like a fortress  x | |||
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"4 new offers of sex this morning. 2 of them if I can meet then in less than an hour one can meet after lunch and the other isn't too fussy but is in the area all day seemingly busy day ahead so and it's not even 10 o clock yet.
"Autumn, somewhere under all those dick pics in your inbox there is a song hiding . Obviously not a fuck song. | |||
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"Not had any today my filters are locked down.
I can vouch for that like a fortress x"I like my fortress | |||
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"Not had any today my filters are locked down.
I can vouch for that like a fortress x
I like my fortress" | |||
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"Not had any today my filters are locked down.
I can vouch for that like a fortress x
I like my fortress
"Apparently not as tight as I thought. It hasn't stopped some | |||
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"Not had any today my filters are locked down.
I can vouch for that like a fortress x
I like my fortress
Apparently not as tight as I thought. It hasn't stopped some "There’s always going to be the odd few. Blocking always helps those ones | |||
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"Most probably a combination of a site with an abundance of: sexually deprived chaps with "if it moves, I'll fuck it" mentality, thinking with their penis..." No, I'm pretty sure it's because the ladies are god damn sexy. | |||
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"I’ve had 4 offers with one actually promising to be the best I’ve ever had.....I’m getting ready to meet him now "A man should never make a promise like that , heading for failure lol x | |||
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"Most probably a combination of a site with an abundance of: sexually deprived chaps with "if it moves, I'll fuck it" mentality, thinking with their penis..." Haha! There are definitely some like this | |||
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"Not had any today my filters are locked down.
I can vouch for that like a fortress x
I like my fortress
Apparently not as tight as I thought. It hasn't stopped some
There’s always going to be the odd few. Blocking always helps those ones"It has indeed,hes gone never to return | |||
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and surprisingly it was a woman wanting to shag me …. oh the joys of fab and people not reading lol xx | |||
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"I could have had seven. To make it easier, I probably would have just had a wee gangbang Im no woman but .. Iv had four offers already this morning, all straight men, lol. Love your pics OP XX " Ahhhh they will be fab straight! | |||
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"4 new offers of sex this morning. 2 of them if I can meet then in less than an hour one can meet after lunch and the other isn't too fussy but is in the area all day seemingly busy day ahead so and it's not even 10 o clock yet. "Very understanding people who would like to fill up your day. Boy it must be crazy for you Ladies. How Gents stand out from these Male folk I don't know. | |||
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"4 new offers of sex this morning. 2 of them if I can meet then in less than an hour one can meet after lunch and the other isn't too fussy but is in the area all day seemingly busy day ahead so and it's not even 10 o clock yet.
Very understanding people who would like to fill up your day.
Boy it must be crazy for you Ladies.
How Gents stand out from these Male folk I don't know."Easily | |||
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"137 and a half " Love the sarcasm. Half is presume is someone doing half 5he job which probably means quite a few halves in there..... | |||
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Apart from Fuzz, there's been a couple of offers of mutual masturbation but I managed that myself without any help, well maybe a little
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"4 new offers of sex this morning. 2 of them if I can meet then in less than an hour one can meet after lunch and the other isn't too fussy but is in the area all day seemingly busy day ahead so and it's not even 10 o clock yet.
Very understanding people who would like to fill up your day.
Boy it must be crazy for you Ladies.
How Gents stand out from these Male folk I don't know."By not sending faf messages is usually a good start | |||
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"How about now folks?" Does the "folks" change from "women only" means us unworthy are allowed to speak ?
Still 0 fucks and none will be given, until a suitable day or night will be arranged for both involved.
But 3 very interesting conversation going .
Only contacted 2, the 3rd one found me .
Gladly confirm that women do read profiles and a male inbox is capable of recieving a first messages from ladies.
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"How about now folks? Does the "folks" change from "women only" means us unworthy are allowed to speak ?
Still 0 fucks and none will be given, until a suitable day or night will be arranged for both involved.
But 3 very interesting conversation going .
Only contacted 2, the 3rd one found me .
Gladly confirm that women do read profiles and a male inbox is capable of recieving a first messages from ladies.
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"How about now folks? Does the "folks" change from "women only" means us unworthy are allowed to speak ?
Still 0 fucks and none will be given, until a suitable day or night will be arranged for both involved.
But 3 very interesting conversation going .
Only contacted 2, the 3rd one found me .
Gladly confirm that women do read profiles and a male inbox is capable of recieving a first messages from ladies.
I never said ‘women only’ anyway "Queen does not need to explain herself but thanks for clarification
Just needed an opening line and a bit of wordplay
The rest is no joke thought.
Think the power of forums is seriously underestimated by some, but can't expect them to understand a 175 messages in multiple threads if they have a problem with couple of paragraphs on a profile .
Lads , seriously , up your game a bit.
Or don't , it's a choice .
Maybe don't , you just make it easier for some
Ps. Ladies how many dick pic one liners do you get that include the requested magic " put in the title this or that" password ?
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"I haven’t got enough fingers and toes (or limbs) to help me count " Do you want to use mine too? | |||
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"I haven’t got enough fingers and toes (or limbs) to help me count " Hide your passwords better. Its usually last line or paragraph , sometimes even I CAPS. Make it a question hidden in the bio you mark as wanting to be answered. Ask for thought on your favourite quote , song , poem , anything. My favourite music is , artist A , album B , song 1 is titled "bla bla" , enter title of song number X . Make it harder | |||
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"I haven’t got enough fingers and toes (or limbs) to help me count Hide your passwords better. Its usually last line or paragraph , sometimes even I CAPS. Make it a question hidden in the bio you mark as wanting to be answered. Ask for thought on your favourite quote , song , poem , anything. My favourite music is , artist A , album B , song 1 is titled "bla bla" , enter title of song number X . Make it harder "What | |||
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"So far? Today? Not counting Mr N? Zero possibly one. I'm a failure as a woman aren't I "God sake Mrs NC | |||
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"I haven’t got enough fingers and toes (or limbs) to help me count Hide your passwords better. Its usually last line or paragraph , sometimes even I CAPS. Make it a question hidden in the bio you mark as wanting to be answered. Ask for thought on your favourite quote , song , poem , anything. My favourite music is , artist A , album B , song 1 is titled "bla bla" , enter title of song number X . Make it harder
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"I could have had seven. To make it easier, I probably would have just had a wee gangbang" Make that eight
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"I haven’t got enough fingers and toes (or limbs) to help me count Hide your passwords better. Its usually last line or paragraph , sometimes even I CAPS. Make it a question hidden in the bio you mark as wanting to be answered. Ask for thought on your favourite quote , song , poem , anything. My favourite music is , artist A , album B , song 1 is titled "bla bla" , enter title of song number X . Make it harder
What "Just ideas how to make the password messages harder to find , it's a simple pattern now . Too easy | |||
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"Could you have had today already if you were willing to fuck anyone and everyone? Sex on tap, amma right" More than I'd ever want in one day really :') | |||
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"I haven’t got enough fingers and toes (or limbs) to help me count Hide your passwords better. Its usually last line or paragraph , sometimes even I CAPS. Make it a question hidden in the bio you mark as wanting to be answered. Ask for thought on your favourite quote , song , poem , anything. My favourite music is , artist A , album B , song 1 is titled "bla bla" , enter title of song number X . Make it harder
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Just ideas how to make the password messages harder to find , it's a simple pattern now . Too easy"...but why | |||
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"I could have had seven. To make it easier, I probably would have just had a wee gangbang Make that eight
"Oh I’m up to 74 now | |||
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"None. Oh well. " Sorry I am a bit chilly, and the wrong colour, but you could count me as one refusal if you like | |||
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"So far? Today? Not counting Mr N? Zero possibly one. I'm a failure as a woman aren't I
God sake Mrs NC"To be fair I haven't been out today but three delivery men and a cold caller have knocked and not one of them offered sex. I was led to believe that once I joined fab it was obligatory for these people to offer sex. | |||
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"I could have had seven. To make it easier, I probably would have just had a wee gangbang Make that eight
Oh I’m up to 74 now "Aiming for the century? Shouldn't take long | |||
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"So far? Today? Not counting Mr N? Zero possibly one. I'm a failure as a woman aren't I
God sake Mrs NC
To be fair I haven't been out today but three delivery men and a cold caller have knocked and not one of them offered sex. I was led to believe that once I joined fab it was obligatory for these people to offer sex."Get a plumber in | |||
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"So far? Today? Not counting Mr N? Zero possibly one. I'm a failure as a woman aren't I
God sake Mrs NC
To be fair I haven't been out today but three delivery men and a cold caller have knocked and not one of them offered sex. I was led to believe that once I joined fab it was obligatory for these people to offer sex."It is, contact their employers and they will all ge sacked immediately. Or is that just pizza delivery and plumbers? | |||
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"So far? Today? Not counting Mr N? Zero possibly one. I'm a failure as a woman aren't I
God sake Mrs NC
To be fair I haven't been out today but three delivery men and a cold caller have knocked and not one of them offered sex. I was led to believe that once I joined fab it was obligatory for these people to offer sex.
Get a plumber in "Good call! | |||
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"So far? Today? Not counting Mr N? Zero possibly one. I'm a failure as a woman aren't I
God sake Mrs NC
To be fair I haven't been out today but three delivery men and a cold caller have knocked and not one of them offered sex. I was led to believe that once I joined fab it was obligatory for these people to offer sex.
It is, contact their employers and they will all ge sacked immediately. Or is that just pizza delivery and plumbers?"No it's all of them. Just as I'm supposed to answer the door a la Barbara Windsor in a see through negligee and say "come in big boy". | |||
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"So far? Today? Not counting Mr N? Zero possibly one. I'm a failure as a woman aren't I
God sake Mrs NC
To be fair I haven't been out today but three delivery men and a cold caller have knocked and not one of them offered sex. I was led to believe that once I joined fab it was obligatory for these people to offer sex.
Get a plumber in
Good call!"You’ll have your pipes filled within minutes | |||
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"So far? Today? Not counting Mr N? Zero possibly one. I'm a failure as a woman aren't I
God sake Mrs NC
To be fair I haven't been out today but three delivery men and a cold caller have knocked and not one of them offered sex. I was led to believe that once I joined fab it was obligatory for these people to offer sex.
It is, contact their employers and they will all ge sacked immediately. Or is that just pizza delivery and plumbers?
No it's all of them. Just as I'm supposed to answer the door a la Barbara Windsor in a see through negligee and say "come in big boy"."Mow that is an idea for a roleplay or two. Corny but fun between willing participants.... | |||
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"None since I stopped men from being able to contact me lol" Every time I landed in Jersey I had one very polite male offer me everything I could wish for apparently. I did politely say no. What does interest me are the Ladies who wink who I then thank and don't reply. I write polite meaningful messages the more so I see a match. | |||
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