FabSwingers.com forum: Women and their cars

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why is it women are so house proud. Yet get in their cars and its like an explosion in a cornish pasty factory.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Why is it women are so house proud. Yet get in their cars and its like an explosion in a cornish pasty factory.

Don't you insult a cornish pasty factory!

(Half Cornish here and proud of a good pasty)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes this is true most womens cars are untidy but always exceptions to the rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines washed and valeted every month at least. But I must admit its mainly down to the influence of the Mr. It was like a landfill site before I met him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines washed and valeted every month at least. But I must admit its mainly down to the influence of the Mr. It was like a landfill site before I met him

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lol valeted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's because the husband didn't get around to clean it yet.

Mrs

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

It's the kids innit ...messy little things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's because the husband didn't get around to clean it yet.

Mrs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's because the husband didn't get around to clean it yet.

Mrs

What? I'm a busy woman

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's because the husband didn't get around to clean it yet.

Mrs

What? I'm a busy woman

Mrs"
tidyness is after godliness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My other half gets them valeted every weekend but I do have to put fuel in mine, have I got to do everything around here ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My other half gets them valeted every weekend but I do have to put fuel in mine, have I got to do everything around here ? Lol "
you pull the trigger on the pump oh my you'll break a nail

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Mine is always clean and tidy apart from the vomit smell at the moment from youngest son at weekend ....

travel sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is always clean and tidy apart from the vomit smell at the moment from youngest son at weekend ....

travel sick "
oooooooow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's because the husband didn't get around to clean it yet.

Mrs

What? I'm a busy woman

Mrs

tidyness is after godliness

Sod the godliness, I have a life to live. I'll pay to a half naked fireman to clean it. Just need to find one.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines washed and valeted every month at least. But I must admit its mainly down to the influence of the Mr. It was like a landfill site before I met him

lol valeted

Yeah... I'll also add it's definitely not me who does it

but I do pay for it lol! Think I gave my mother a heart attack nearly when she got in it yesterday and it was clean!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's because the husband didn't get around to clean it yet.

Mrs

What? I'm a busy woman

Mrs

tidyness is after godliness

Sod the godliness, I have a life to live. I'll pay to a half naked fireman to clean it. Just need to find one.

Mrs"
why is their a wiring fault?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines washed and valeted every month at least. But I must admit its mainly down to the influence of the Mr. It was like a landfill site before I met him

lol valeted

Yeah... I'll also add it's definitely not me who does it

but I do pay for it lol! Think I gave my mother a heart attack nearly when she got in it yesterday and it was clean! "
lol she'll be thinking that was £14 well spent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines washed and valeted every month at least. But I must admit its mainly down to the influence of the Mr. It was like a landfill site before I met him

lol valeted

Yeah... I'll also add it's definitely not me who does it

but I do pay for it lol! Think I gave my mother a heart attack nearly when she got in it yesterday and it was clean! lol she'll be thinking that was £14 well spent

£14???? The cheeky buggers charge £15 round here... I'm being robbed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines washed and valeted every month at least. But I must admit its mainly down to the influence of the Mr. It was like a landfill site before I met him

lol valeted

Yeah... I'll also add it's definitely not me who does it

but I do pay for it lol! Think I gave my mother a heart attack nearly when she got in it yesterday and it was clean! lol she'll be thinking that was £14 well spent

£14???? The cheeky buggers charge £15 round here... I'm being robbed!

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omg more money than sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My other half gets them valeted every weekend but I do have to put fuel in mine, have I got to do everything around here ? Lol you pull the trigger on the pump oh my you'll break a nail

I use the gloves provided on the pumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My other half gets them valeted every weekend but I do have to put fuel in mine, have I got to do everything around here ? Lol you pull the trigger on the pump oh my you'll break a nail

I use the gloves provided on the pumps

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good job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines washed and valeted every month at least. But I must admit its mainly down to the influence of the Mr. It was like a landfill site before I met him

lol valeted

Yeah... I'll also add it's definitely not me who does it

but I do pay for it lol! Think I gave my mother a heart attack nearly when she got in it yesterday and it was clean! lol she'll be thinking that was £14 well spent

£14???? The cheeky buggers charge £15 round here... I'm being robbed!

omg more money than sense

I mean.. I do get a free air freshener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My other half gets them valeted every weekend but I do have to put fuel in mine, have I got to do everything around here ? Lol you pull the trigger on the pump oh my you'll break a nail

I use the gloves provided on the pumps

good job

This self service lark is a real pain , whatever happened to just opening ones window two inches and shouting the amount required? The world had gone to pot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines washed and valeted every month at least. But I must admit its mainly down to the influence of the Mr. It was like a landfill site before I met him

lol valeted

Yeah... I'll also add it's definitely not me who does it

but I do pay for it lol! Think I gave my mother a heart attack nearly when she got in it yesterday and it was clean! lol she'll be thinking that was £14 well spent

£14???? The cheeky buggers charge £15 round here... I'm being robbed!

omg more money than sense

I mean.. I do get a free air freshener

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lol worth it then

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Me, kids, dogs and various farm animals make my car earn the nickname of dusty bin, love the natural straw smell it has though

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I try to keep mine cleqn but fail miserably due to where I live and the nature of one of my jobs.

I would love it to be spotless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car's always ,clean but the van looks like a bombs gone off !!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

My car is always filthy outside but the inside is always neat and tidy.

It only gets used for driving; I don't eat in it and I don't have kids, so there's no chance for detritus to build up.

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

"Why is it women are so house proud. Yet get in their cars and its like an explosion in a cornish pasty factory.

Not all women are that house proud. Too busy enjoying life instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is an extension of my handbag. So yes, its sometimes messy. However I spend a lot of my working day in and out of my car too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ocd when it comes to my car. I got that from hubby. I even have a blusher brush for getting the dust out of the airvents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car is quite tidy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I absolutely adore my car. But it's pretty filthy at the moment I've been driving such long journeys that I can't keep up with keeping it clean but I do aim to get it done some point this month as it really shows up on my car

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By *randmrsmanchesterCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"It's the kids innit ...messy little things "

Totally blaming my kids

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"yes this is true most womens cars are untidy but always exceptions to the rule

Mrs M’s being one of those exceptions.

It’s always immaculate inside and out.

That said, she steals one of the company cars for the everyday stuff and supermarket trips etc.

That helps of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it women are so house proud. Yet get in their cars and its like an explosion in a cornish pasty factory.

Funny!!! But so true

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I admit to neglecting the outside in the winter as it gets so dirty again so quick but mine is always tidy inside apart from the bits if leaves and that by my feet. I end up going mad at my partner for leaving rubbish in the passenger side door all the time!

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Guilty as charged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep. You’re right OP! It’s true for me

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

I'm guilty as charged on this one. My car is a disgrace.

M's on the other hand is immaculate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your immune system will be boosted after a ride in my car, Im doing my passengers a favour with their health. Just dont wear black clothes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your immune system will be boosted after a ride in my car, Im doing my passengers a favour with their health. Just dont wear black clothes.

This tickled me ahhahahahaha sounds like you might catch ebola or some new epidemic in your car ahahahha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How many women are the same.why do they neglect something they after use, day in day out.when they screem at us blokes for leaving a whisker in the sink after shaving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what are we all driving ? Crazy petrol head here too ?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"It's because the husband didn't get around to clean it yet.

Mrs"

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By *inkylovers09Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Because i have three boys!! And they like to get muddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is the other way round. My house looks like it is inhabited by hobos my car is spotless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol love it

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