FabSwingers.com forum: Any women understand men ?

By *eavenscentit OP Couple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I haven't got a clue

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Nope bugger that

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

Food

Sex

Food

Sex

Food

Sex

Food....

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By *ackDorianMan
over a year ago

ashford

Oh :’)

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Food

Sex

Food

Sex

Food

Sex

Food....

And big tools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck I don’t even understand me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Food

Sex

Food

Sex

Food

Sex

Food....

You forgot snoozing

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

Feeding them regularly keeps them happy, that's one tip I can think of.

Mrs

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"Food

Sex

Food

Sex

Food

Sex

Food....

You missed out beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me know when you do

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Something about football, isn't it?

Heck if I know.

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By *ackDorianMan
over a year ago

ashford

You’re all forgetting that we love it when the thermostat starts to collect dust. It’s a great indicator that no one is touching it!

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

Food

Sex

Food

Sex

Garage full of tools

Sex

Food

Sex

Beer

Sex

Sleep

Sex......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Food

Sex

Food

Sex

Food

Sex

Food....

Mine is more like:

Sleep

Food

Gym

Food

Games

Food

Sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me know when you do"

Don’t hold your breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By *eavenscentit OP Couple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I still have no idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep going, this is excellent fodder for a Manual Of Men.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

We really really really wanna cum! And then once we've done that, we Wanna get on with what we wanted to do in the first place. Fix the car, tidy the shed... that kind of thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple hungry or horny

Unless he has fucked me so hard that I can't get off the bed and walk to the kitchen to make him a sandwich he doesn't deserve a sandwich

Vixen x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We really really really wanna cum! And then once we've done that, we Wanna get on with what we wanted to do in the first place. Fix the car, tidy the shed... that kind of thing.

Cum in then, Ive a car that needs fixing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Food

Sex

Food

Sex

Food

Sex

Food....

Yes but there's always a third major obsession, usually sport, cars or something nerdy. My bf has a selective hearing filter where most of what I say is screened out but certain words will always get through: sandwich, blowjob, touchdown etc..

Keep em fed, keep em drained, try to ignore a large percentage of the bollocks they talk and have your own little world to escape to. It's worked for us for seven years

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Haven't got a bloody clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. One in particular continues to confuse me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No point in trying, if you do crack it, they go ahead and completely change :s I think men are far more complex than women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re all forgetting that we love it when the thermostat starts to collect dust. It’s a great indicator that no one is touching it!"

You and my father are cut from the same cloth

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"Food

Sex

Food

Sex

Food

Sex

Food....

Keep em fed, keep em drained, try to ignore a large percentage of the bollocks they talk and have your own little world to escape to. It's worked for us for seven years

at certain words can be heard selectively...blow job, sandwich.

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"No point in trying, if you do crack it, they go ahead and completely change :s I think men are far more complex than women"

No, they really aren't. Food, sex, tools, sleep, beer, sport...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am seriously starting to think I might be a man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me know when you do

Don’t hold your breath "

I have no expectations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't understand any one of any gender and they don't understand me! What can I say I'm a weird space oddity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No point in trying, if you do crack it, they go ahead and completely change :s I think men are far more complex than women

No, they really aren't. Food, sex, tools, sleep, beer, sport...

Loads of men don’t like beer or sport... complex lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I don't understand any one of any gender and they don't understand me! What can I say I'm a weird space oddity.

I'll sit with you

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"We really really really wanna cum! And then once we've done that, we Wanna get on with what we wanted to do in the first place. Fix the car, tidy the shed... that kind of thing.

Cum in then, Ive a car that needs fixing..."

Now you're talking! However, it's why i love meeting trans-women, they want the same! Orgasm then talk about footy and things that need fixing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No point in trying, if you do crack it, they go ahead and completely change :s I think men are far more complex than women

No, they really aren't. Food, sex, tools, sleep, beer, sport...

Loads of men don’t like beer or sport... complex lol"

Mine doesn't drink but he watches so much sport that he's always got a season going on somewhere 365 days a year. But it means I can lay peacefully in the bath for ages and afterwards ill either be ploughed in celebration or have his frustration taken out on me

it's a dirty job but...

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"No point in trying, if you do crack it, they go ahead and completely change :s I think men are far more complex than women

No, they really aren't. Food, sex, tools, sleep, beer, sport...

Loads of men don’t like beer or sport... complex lol"

Not necessarily sport or beer, they were other people's suggestions. My implication was that they are not complicated in my experience, basic needs copiously.

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

It's a bit trying to understand a woman so you have no chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We really really really wanna cum! And then once we've done that, we Wanna get on with what we wanted to do in the first place. Fix the car, tidy the shed... that kind of thing.

Cum in then, Ive a car that needs fixing...

Now you're talking! However, it's why i love meeting trans-women, they want the same! Orgasm then talk about footy and things that need fixing!

If I could have a penis I most assuredly would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We really really really wanna cum! And then once we've done that, we Wanna get on with what we wanted to do in the first place. Fix the car, tidy the shed... that kind of thing.

Cum in then, Ive a car that needs fixing...

Now you're talking! However, it's why i love meeting trans-women, they want the same! Orgasm then talk about footy and things that need fixing!

I used to use a chat room and one of my favourite ever people was a CD called Julia. Her room chat was all fabulousness, make up and frocks and show tunes but if Everton were playing I'd get excited private messages from her. It was just brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above plus "anything for a quiet life"

Except they don't realise that they know what's being said to appease the woman and get their quiet life versus the stuff they do away from the woman which is the total opposite of what they said.

They say what they think you want to hear, agree to things they don't really want to. This goes on for some time until they can't control their wants and desires anymore so off they trot into anothers vagina, or the pub with their thoughts/mates, or maybe they'll just sit in the car on their own hoping a freak accident blows her off a cliff into the crashing white water below.

In many cases rather than have difficult conversations they'll not bother, they'll stew and fester in their own unhappiness within their relationship instead of confronting things, coz bitches get defensive see, and bring up what they did 18 years ago when they said they'd take the bin out but forgot, or neglected her by offering his mate a brew and not offering her one. He ALWAYS does that (he did it once)

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Haynes have done some workshop/owners manuals for men and women. Not sure exactly what they cover though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No they don't.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I haven't got a clue"

Don't worry. It's mutual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely nae idea like ha x

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"We really really really wanna cum! And then once we've done that, we Wanna get on with what we wanted to do in the first place. Fix the car, tidy the shed... that kind of thing.

Yep every man is a "repeater" until they've cum once and then it's onto football and edging closer to the door to get out. Well in my experience anyway

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I can understand my own kind well enough to make me want to look like a woman (badly, some of those same men tell me when I say no thanks) just to get away from being branded as a man, not always but sometimes it's just better

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By *ackDorianMan
over a year ago

ashford

"You’re all forgetting that we love it when the thermostat starts to collect dust. It’s a great indicator that no one is touching it!

You and my father are cut from the same cloth

Well your father has a great choice in humour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All of the above plus "anything for a quiet life"

Except they don't realise that they know what's being said to appease the woman and get their quiet life versus the stuff they do away from the woman which is the total opposite of what they said.

Have we met?

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I don’t think anyone knows for sure but this seems pretty close lol

"Food

Sex

Food

Sex

Food

Sex

Food....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can understand my own kind well enough to make me want to look like a woman (badly, some of those same men tell me when I say no thanks) just to get away from being branded as a man, not always but sometimes it's just better

Badly? Really? Utter horseshit, you look incredible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they speak English I can understand them, some French or Spanish I might have a hard time with but can get by.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Food

Sex

Food

Sex

Food

Sex

Food....

And big tools"

Now you understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust me when i say you dont wanna look inside my brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Food

Sex

Food

Sex

Food

Sex

Food....

Extremely accurate

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"I don’t think anyone knows for sure but this seems pretty close lol

Food

Sex

Food

Sex

Food

Sex

Food....

What about beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if anyone understands me.... haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn up naked, bring food. Simple.

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Feed me and fuck me and I’m pretty content to be honest

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Feed me and fuck me and I’m pretty content to be honest

Simple man then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We really really really wanna cum! And then once we've done that, we Wanna get on with what we wanted to do in the first place. Fix the car, tidy the shed... that kind of thing.

Is the lack of cumming he reason those things take so long to get done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t think anyone knows for sure but this seems pretty close lol

Food

Sex

Food

Sex

Food

Sex

Food....

you've got it all wrong,

food,

sex,

motorcycle

sex,

motorcycle,

food,

motorcycle,

sex (if raining)

motorcycle

sex (at night after biking)

sex (morning before biking)

quite easy really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a clue

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Something about football, isn't it?

Heck if I know.

Much prefer womens beach volleyball than football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feed me and fuck me and I’m pretty content to be honest

I feed myself and rarely get fucked and I’m pretty content too. Go figure

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"All of the above plus "anything for a quiet life"

Except they don't realise that they know what's being said to appease the woman and get their quiet life versus the stuff they do away from the woman which is the total opposite of what they said.

This seems about right. Many blokes are appallingly bad at expressing what they want in terms of support so the frustration builds. They often then act like a twat.

I think psychotherapy should be compulsory

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

"Feed me and fuck me and I’m pretty content to be honest

Simple man then

Yep, I’m pretty easy to keep happy

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