FabSwingers.com forum: advice needed

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've been shagging a girl for around 6 months now. She's filthy and has the tightest pussy ever.

The problem is she gets carried away and tells me she loves me all the time. Of course I say it back, I don't want her to feel awkward.

I'm not sure why but she now seems to think I'm her boyfriend, she introduced me to her friends (I thought it was going to be an orgy or I wouldn't have gone) and now she wants to meet mine.

The thing is she's got a face like a slapped arse and I'd never live it down if my mates saw her.

What do I do? I still want to fuck her but I need to keep her hidden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paper bag?

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Wowza.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been shagging a girl for around 6 months now. She's filthy and has the tightest pussy ever.

The problem is she gets carried away and tells me she loves me all the time. Of course I say it back, I don't want her to feel awkward.

I'm not sure why but she now seems to think I'm her boyfriend, she introduced me to her friends (I thought it was going to be an orgy or I wouldn't have gone) and now she wants to meet mine.

The thing is she's got a face like a slapped arse and I'd never live it down if my mates saw her.

What do I do? I still want to fuck her but I need to keep her hidden."

Urgh

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Happened to us all mate. It’s what light switches are for. Turn it to the off position.

(I wonder if this thread should come with a disclaimer)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this another of those jokes that I don't get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly you are joking that or you are a complete twat!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hire some mates

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I've been shagging a girl for around 6 months now. She's filthy and has the tightest pussy ever.

The problem is she gets carried away and tells me she loves me all the time. Of course I say it back, I don't want her to feel awkward.

I'm not sure why but she now seems to think I'm her boyfriend, she introduced me to her friends (I thought it was going to be an orgy or I wouldn't have gone) and now she wants to meet mine.

The thing is she's got a face like a slapped arse and I'd never live it down if my mates saw her.

What do I do? I still want to fuck her but I need to keep her hidden."

The cellar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would fake my own death fam, it's the only way.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hire pretend friends

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"I've been shagging a girl for around 6 months now. She's filthy and has the tightest pussy ever.

The problem is she gets carried away and tells me she loves me all the time. Of course I say it back, I don't want her to feel awkward.

I'm not sure why but she now seems to think I'm her boyfriend, she introduced me to her friends (I thought it was going to be an orgy or I wouldn't have gone) and now she wants to meet mine.

The thing is she's got a face like a slapped arse and I'd never live it down if my mates saw her.

What do I do? I still want to fuck her but I need to keep her hidden."

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Buy a scream mask and tell her it's your fetish then make her wear it all the time.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Introduce her to your friends by candle light, when they are d*unk.

dats wut ido

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Seriously?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hire some mates

Great minds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hire some mates

Great minds!"

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Or, get your mates to shag her when they're pissed then you're all in the same situation, plus, gangbangs!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Buy a scream mask and tell her it's your fetish then make her wear it all the time. "

Or a gimp mask ... zip for silence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get her to join fab.

She will soon forget you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take some photos of her

Then u got her in your pocket to keep her quiet.

Needs be .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I refer to her as "The Moped"

Shes fun to ride but I wouldn't like my mates to see me on one

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I'm assuming this is a joke or a piss taking thread that you've accustomed us to. If not, i'd assume she's not on fab as you'd not discuss this in public if she were.

If all this is in fact true, you've been leading her on by not being upfront with her early and are giving her hope. Not cool

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Your in deep mate. Tell her you don't have a mate's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been shagging a girl for around 6 months now. She's filthy and has the tightest pussy ever.

The problem is she gets carried away and tells me she loves me all the time. Of course I say it back, I don't want her to feel awkward.

I'm not sure why but she now seems to think I'm her boyfriend, she introduced me to her friends (I thought it was going to be an orgy or I wouldn't have gone) and now she wants to meet mine.

The thing is she's got a face like a slapped arse and I'd never live it down if my mates saw her.

What do I do? I still want to fuck her but I need to keep her hidden."
banter

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I've been shagging a girl for around 6 months now. She's filthy and has the tightest pussy ever.

The problem is she gets carried away and tells me she loves me all the time. Of course I say it back, I don't want her to feel awkward.

I'm not sure why but she now seems to think I'm her boyfriend, she introduced me to her friends (I thought it was going to be an orgy or I wouldn't have gone) and now she wants to meet mine.

The thing is she's got a face like a slapped arse and I'd never live it down if my mates saw her.

What do I do? I still want to fuck her but I need to keep her hidden."

Simple.

Just tell her you have no friends.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I refer to her as "The Moped"

Shes fun to ride but I wouldn't like my mates to see me on one"

You need to get your mates to go for a ride too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been shagging a girl for around 6 months now. She's filthy and has the tightest pussy ever.

The problem is she gets carried away and tells me she loves me all the time. Of course I say it back, I don't want her to feel awkward.

I'm not sure why but she now seems to think I'm her boyfriend, she introduced me to her friends (I thought it was going to be an orgy or I wouldn't have gone) and now she wants to meet mine.

The thing is she's got a face like a slapped arse and I'd never live it down if my mates saw her.

What do I do? I still want to fuck her but I need to keep her hidden."
banter

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"I refer to her as "The Moped"

Shes fun to ride but I wouldn't like my mates to see me on one"

You have mates?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I refer to her as "The Moped"

Shes fun to ride but I wouldn't like my mates to see me on one"

Does she require a kickstart too?

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"I'm assuming this is a joke or a piss taking thread that you've accustomed us to. If not, i'd assume she's not on fab as you'd not discuss this in public if she were.

If all this is in fact true, you've been leading her on by not being upfront with her early and are giving her hope. Not cool

100% agree.... hope it is a joke otherwise lowest of the low

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm assuming this is a joke or a piss taking thread that you've accustomed us to. If not, i'd assume she's not on fab as you'd not discuss this in public if she were.

If all this is in fact true, you've been leading her on by not being upfront with her early and are giving her hope. Not cool

Of course he's joking, PoF doesn't get laid.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"I'm assuming this is a joke or a piss taking thread that you've accustomed us to. If not, i'd assume she's not on fab as you'd not discuss this in public if she were.

If all this is in fact true, you've been leading her on by not being upfront with her early and are giving her hope. Not cool

Of course he's joking, PoF doesn't get laid."

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Let her air out poppet... you’re welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her you have no friends.

If you have previously referred to mates in conversation, then you ‘confess’ that you are a loner and the mates you refer to are your pet hamsters

Guaranteed to still get your dick wet with that explanation

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Colchester

Not commenting on the POF case but it can be a dilemma generally..

There are girls you fuck and girls you marry..

I was told by a close relative never to mix the two ..

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

Inform her that you so not have friends, since the last one tried to kill your girlfriend. Explain you would not want this to happen to her.

Add that you would like to take her out one evening, take her dogging.

Finally, tell her that due to 7 months ago enrolling into a 'mad religious sect' boyfriends, girlfriends or familiarising with others in a sexual way is banned, thus she must remain your clandestine friend with benefits.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'm assuming this is a joke or a piss taking thread that you've accustomed us to. If not, i'd assume she's not on fab as you'd not discuss this in public if she were.

If all this is in fact true, you've been leading her on by not being upfront with her early and are giving her hope. Not cool

Of course he's joking, PoF doesn't get laid."

You don't get laid on POF?

All the more reason to be on Fab then

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Not commenting on the POF case but it can be a dilemma generally..

There are girls you fuck and girls you marry..

I was told by a close relative never to mix the two .."

Why?

Would you not marry someone you met on here?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Not commenting on the POF case but it can be a dilemma generally..

There are girls you fuck and girls you marry..

I was told by a close relative never to mix the two .."

So don't have sex with your wife?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm assuming this is a joke or a piss taking thread that you've accustomed us to. If not, i'd assume she's not on fab as you'd not discuss this in public if she were.

If all this is in fact true, you've been leading her on by not being upfront with her early and are giving her hope. Not cool

Of course he's joking, PoF doesn't get laid.

You don't get laid on POF?

All the more reason to be on Fab then"

But I can't on here either as I can't break into the clique!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Not commenting on the POF case but it can be a dilemma generally..

There are girls you fuck and girls you marry..

I was told by a close relative never to mix the two ..

So don't have sex with your wife?"

I didn't .... which is why Red and I will stay happily unmarried

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Or, get your mates to shag her when they're pissed then you're all in the same situation, plus, gangbangs!"

I like the gangbang idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not commenting on the POF case but it can be a dilemma generally..

There are girls you fuck and girls you marry..

I was told by a close relative never to mix the two ..

So don't have sex with your wife?"

This is why my husband is divorcing me

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'm assuming this is a joke or a piss taking thread that you've accustomed us to. If not, i'd assume she's not on fab as you'd not discuss this in public if she were.

If all this is in fact true, you've been leading her on by not being upfront with her early and are giving her hope. Not cool

Of course he's joking, PoF doesn't get laid.

You don't get laid on POF?

All the more reason to be on Fab then

But I can't on here either as I can't break into the clique!"

We could try together ... I didn't see a rule saying you have to get laid by a quiche member

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm assuming this is a joke or a piss taking thread that you've accustomed us to. If not, i'd assume she's not on fab as you'd not discuss this in public if she were.

If all this is in fact true, you've been leading her on by not being upfront with her early and are giving her hope. Not cool

Of course he's joking, PoF doesn't get laid.

You don't get laid on POF?

All the more reason to be on Fab then

But I can't on here either as I can't break into the clique!

We could try together ... I didn't see a rule saying you have to get laid by a quiche member

All you need to do is send me a bar of chocolate and I’ll let you in

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Colchester

I can only speak for myself.. most men want wife material to marry and sow wild oats first before settling..

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm assuming this is a joke or a piss taking thread that you've accustomed us to. If not, i'd assume she's not on fab as you'd not discuss this in public if she were.

If all this is in fact true, you've been leading her on by not being upfront with her early and are giving her hope. Not cool

Of course he's joking, PoF doesn't get laid.

You don't get laid on POF?

All the more reason to be on Fab then

But I can't on here either as I can't break into the clique!

We could try together ... I didn't see a rule saying you have to get laid by a quiche member

It could get messy if their member is made of quiche.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can only speak for myself.. most men want wife material to marry and sow wild oats first before settling.. "

Yes, you can only speak for yourself

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'm assuming this is a joke or a piss taking thread that you've accustomed us to. If not, i'd assume she's not on fab as you'd not discuss this in public if she were.

If all this is in fact true, you've been leading her on by not being upfront with her early and are giving her hope. Not cool

Of course he's joking, PoF doesn't get laid.

You don't get laid on POF?

All the more reason to be on Fab then

But I can't on here either as I can't break into the clique!

We could try together ... I didn't see a rule saying you have to get laid by a quiche member

It could get messy if their member is made of quiche."

May explain the eggy smell

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm assuming this is a joke or a piss taking thread that you've accustomed us to. If not, i'd assume she's not on fab as you'd not discuss this in public if she were.

If all this is in fact true, you've been leading her on by not being upfront with her early and are giving her hope. Not cool

Of course he's joking, PoF doesn't get laid.

You don't get laid on POF?

All the more reason to be on Fab then

But I can't on here either as I can't break into the clique!

We could try together ... I didn't see a rule saying you have to get laid by a quiche member

All you need to do is send me a bar of chocolate and I’ll let you in "

I keep trying but I keep eating it first.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I can only speak for myself.. most men want wife material to marry and sow wild oats first before settling.. "

Do they really like flapjacks?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I can only speak for myself.. most men want wife material to marry and sow wild oats first before settling..

Do they really like flapjacks?"

Flaps maybe

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm assuming this is a joke or a piss taking thread that you've accustomed us to. If not, i'd assume she's not on fab as you'd not discuss this in public if she were.

If all this is in fact true, you've been leading her on by not being upfront with her early and are giving her hope. Not cool

Of course he's joking, PoF doesn't get laid.

You don't get laid on POF?

All the more reason to be on Fab then

But I can't on here either as I can't break into the clique!

We could try together ... I didn't see a rule saying you have to get laid by a quiche member

It could get messy if their member is made of quiche.

May explain the eggy smell "

Salmon quiche.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Colchester

I can only speak for myself but promiscuous women are not marriage material for most men...

It's a well.known fact

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By *exy4youxxWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract

"I've been shagging a girl for around 6 months now. She's filthy and has the tightest pussy ever.

The problem is she gets carried away and tells me she loves me all the time. Of course I say it back, I don't want her to feel awkward.

I'm not sure why but she now seems to think I'm her boyfriend, she introduced me to her friends (I thought it was going to be an orgy or I wouldn't have gone) and now she wants to meet mine.

The thing is she's got a face like a slapped arse and I'd never live it down if my mates saw her.

What do I do? I still want to fuck her but I need to keep her hidden."

Love threads like this so i know who to block

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Not commenting on the POF case but it can be a dilemma generally..

There are girls you fuck and girls you marry..

I was told by a close relative never to mix the two .."

and now men know why sex after marriage stops !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can only speak for myself but promiscuous women are not marriage material for most men...

It's a well.known fact "

You can only speak for yourself but keep saying "most men". You're contradicting yourself.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

"I'm assuming this is a joke or a piss taking thread that you've accustomed us to. If not, i'd assume she's not on fab as you'd not discuss this in public if she were.

If all this is in fact true, you've been leading her on by not being upfront with her early and are giving her hope. Not cool

Of course he's joking, PoF doesn't get laid.

You don't get laid on POF?

All the more reason to be on Fab then

But I can't on here either as I can't break into the clique!

We could try together ... I didn't see a rule saying you have to get laid by a quiche member

It could get messy if their member is made of quiche.

May explain the eggy smell

Salmon quiche."

A clique for salmon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can only speak for myself but promiscuous women are not marriage material for most men...

It's a well.known fact "

Wait how is it a well known fact but you can only speak for yourself?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'm assuming this is a joke or a piss taking thread that you've accustomed us to. If not, i'd assume she's not on fab as you'd not discuss this in public if she were.

If all this is in fact true, you've been leading her on by not being upfront with her early and are giving her hope. Not cool

Of course he's joking, PoF doesn't get laid.

You don't get laid on POF?

All the more reason to be on Fab then

But I can't on here either as I can't break into the clique!

We could try together ... I didn't see a rule saying you have to get laid by a quiche member

It could get messy if their member is made of quiche.

May explain the eggy smell

Salmon quiche."

Ooo fish supper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can only speak for myself but promiscuous women are not marriage material for most men...

It's a well.known fact "

What about if they like to share

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Colchester

Subconsciously men don't want to marry women who.might stray.. lots of studies on this..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been shagging a girl for around 6 months now. She's filthy and has the tightest pussy ever.

The problem is she gets carried away and tells me she loves me all the time. Of course I say it back, I don't want her to feel awkward.

I'm not sure why but she now seems

to think I'm her boyfriend, she

introduced me to her friends (I thought it was going to be an orgy or I wouldn't have gone) and now she wants to meet mine.

The thing is she's got a face like a slapped arse and I'd never live it down if my mates saw her.

What do I do? I still want to fuck her but I need to keep her hidden."

Really that's a bit shallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Subconsciously men don't want to marry women who.might stray.. lots of studies on this.."

So because I shag a lot of men (I’ve shagged four men so this is hypothetical and I shagged them all while married) it means I’m more likely to cheat on my husband?

So men want virgins basically right

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I can only speak for myself but promiscuous women are not marriage material for most men...

It's a well.known fact "

You are aware you're on a swinging site right?

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Colchester

"I've been shagging a girl for around 6 months now. She's filthy and has the tightest pussy ever.

The problem is she gets carried away and tells me she loves me all the time. Of course I say it back, I don't want her to feel awkward.

I'm not sure why but she now seems

to think I'm her boyfriend, she

introduced me to her friends (I thought it was going to be an orgy or I wouldn't have gone) and now she wants to meet mine.

The thing is she's got a face like a slapped arse and I'd never live it down if my mates saw her.

What do I do? I still want to fuck her but I need to keep her hidden.

Really that's a bit shallow

I would humbly suggest it might not be true..

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I can only speak for myself but promiscuous women are not marriage material for most men...

It's a well.known fact "

Why? Surely that means no single guy on here is suitable marriage material?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Subconsciously men don't want to marry women who.might stray.. lots of studies on this.."

I'm pretty sure they consciously don't want to either.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm assuming this is a joke or a piss taking thread that you've accustomed us to. If not, i'd assume she's not on fab as you'd not discuss this in public if she were.

If all this is in fact true, you've been leading her on by not being upfront with her early and are giving her hope. Not cool

Of course he's joking, PoF doesn't get laid.

You don't get laid on POF?

All the more reason to be on Fab then

But I can't on here either as I can't break into the clique!

We could try together ... I didn't see a rule saying you have to get laid by a quiche member

It could get messy if their member is made of quiche.

May explain the eggy smell

Salmon quiche.

A clique for salmon

It could work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been shagging a girl for around 6 months now. She's filthy and has the tightest pussy ever.

The problem is she gets carried away and tells me she loves me all the time. Of course I say it back, I don't want her to feel awkward.

I'm not sure why but she now seems

to think I'm her boyfriend, she

introduced me to her friends (I thought it was going to be an orgy or I wouldn't have gone) and now she wants to meet mine.

The thing is she's got a face like a slapped arse and I'd never live it down if my mates saw her.

What do I do? I still want to fuck her but I need to keep her hidden.

Really that's a bit shallow

Me thinks no women exists

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Colchester

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Your in deep mate. Tell her you don't have a mate's"

Exactly tell her does she think if you had any mates you’d be hanging with Quasimodo’s sister even if she is a blinding shag!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been shagging a girl for around 6 months now. She's filthy and has the tightest pussy ever.

The problem is she gets carried away and tells me she loves me all the time. Of course I say it back, I don't want her to feel awkward.

I'm not sure why but she now seems

to think I'm her boyfriend, she

introduced me to her friends (I thought it was going to be an orgy or I wouldn't have gone) and now she wants to meet mine.

The thing is she's got a face like a slapped arse and I'd never live it down if my mates saw her.

What do I do? I still want to fuck her but I need to keep her hidden.

Really that's a bit shallow

Me thinks no women exists

I’m pretty sure SOME women exist

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Colchester

"Subconsciously men don't want to marry women who.might stray.. lots of studies on this..

So because I shag a lot of men (I’ve shagged four men so this is hypothetical and I shagged them all while married) it means I’m more likely to cheat on my husband?

So men want virgins basically right "

Probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been shagging a girl for around 6 months now. She's filthy and has the tightest pussy ever.

The problem is she gets carried away and tells me she loves me all the time. Of course I say it back, I don't want her to feel awkward.

I'm not sure why but she now seems

to think I'm her boyfriend, she

introduced me to her friends (I thought it was going to be an orgy or I wouldn't have gone) and now she wants to meet mine.

The thing is she's got a face like a slapped arse and I'd never live it down if my mates saw her.

What do I do? I still want to fuck her but I need to keep her hidden.

Really that's a bit shallow

Me thinks no women exists

I’m pretty sure SOME women exist"

I’m on a out the women in the op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been shagging a girl for around 6 months now. She's filthy and has the tightest pussy ever.

The problem is she gets carried away and tells me she loves me all the time. Of course I say it back, I don't want her to feel awkward.

I'm not sure why but she now seems

to think I'm her boyfriend, she

introduced me to her friends (I thought it was going to be an orgy or I wouldn't have gone) and now she wants to meet mine.

The thing is she's got a face like a slapped arse and I'd never live it down if my mates saw her.

What do I do? I still want to fuck her but I need to keep her hidden.

Really that's a bit shallow

Me thinks no women exists

I’m pretty sure SOME women exist"

Sshhhhhh!!! They’ll find us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm assuming this is a joke or a piss taking thread that you've accustomed us to. If not, i'd assume she's not on fab as you'd not discuss this in public if she were.

If all this is in fact true, you've been leading her on by not being upfront with her early and are giving her hope. Not cool

Hear, hear!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been shagging a girl for around 6 months now. She's filthy and has the tightest pussy ever.

The problem is she gets carried away and tells me she loves me all the time. Of course I say it back, I don't want her to feel awkward.

I'm not sure why but she now seems to think I'm her boyfriend, she introduced me to her friends (I thought it was going to be an orgy or I wouldn't have gone) and now she wants to meet mine.

The thing is she's got a face like a slapped arse and I'd never live it down if my mates saw her.

What do I do? I still want to fuck her but I need to keep her hidden."
pmsl. Wind up!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been shagging a girl for around 6 months now. She's filthy and has the tightest pussy ever.

The problem is she gets carried away and tells me she loves me all the time. Of course I say it back, I don't want her to feel awkward.

I'm not sure why but she now seems to think I'm her boyfriend, she introduced me to her friends (I thought it was going to be an orgy or I wouldn't have gone) and now she wants to meet mine.

The thing is she's got a face like a slapped arse and I'd never live it down if my mates saw her.

What do I do? I still want to fuck her but I need to keep her hidden.

Love threads like this so i know who to block "

Yea alright then

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I've been shagging a girl for around 6 months now. She's filthy and has the tightest pussy ever.

The problem is she gets carried away and tells me she loves me all the time. Of course I say it back, I don't want her to feel awkward.

I'm not sure why but she now seems

to think I'm her boyfriend, she

introduced me to her friends (I thought it was going to be an orgy or I wouldn't have gone) and now she wants to meet mine.

The thing is she's got a face like a slapped arse and I'd never live it down if my mates saw her.

What do I do? I still want to fuck her but I need to keep her hidden.

Really that's a bit shallow

Me thinks no women exists

I’m pretty sure SOME women exist

Sshhhhhh!!! They’ll find us "

Hey where d'Fab women at?

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By *urygent1Man
over a year ago

North West

That I think..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been shagging a girl for around 6 months now. She's filthy and has the tightest pussy ever.

The problem is she gets carried away and tells me she loves me all the time. Of course I say it back, I don't want her to feel awkward.

I'm not sure why but she now seems

to think I'm her boyfriend, she

introduced me to her friends (I thought it was going to be an orgy or I wouldn't have gone) and now she wants to meet mine.

The thing is she's got a face like a slapped arse and I'd never live it down if my mates saw her.

What do I do? I still want to fuck her but I need to keep her hidden.

Really that's a bit shallow

Me thinks no women exists

I’m pretty sure SOME women exist

Sshhhhhh!!! They’ll find us

Hey where d'Fab women at?"

There aren’t any

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Colchester

I know a few friends who had fwb they would not introduce to friends to be fair.. men won't admit it but true

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Should of went to spec savers mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been shagging a girl for around 6 months now. She's filthy and has the tightest pussy ever.

The problem is she gets carried away and tells me she loves me all the time. Of course I say it back, I don't want her to feel awkward.

I'm not sure why but she now seems

to think I'm her boyfriend, she

introduced me to her friends (I thought it was going to be an orgy or I wouldn't have gone) and now she wants to meet mine.

The thing is she's got a face like a slapped arse and I'd never live it down if my mates saw her.

What do I do? I still want to fuck her but I need to keep her hidden.

Really that's a bit shallow

Me thinks no women exists

I’m pretty sure SOME women exist

Sshhhhhh!!! They’ll find us

Hey where d'Fab women at?

There aren’t any

They're all fake. And the ones that arent are lesbians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should of went to spec savers mate "

Why? He already knows she’s ugly. It’s not as if it was a mistake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should of went to spec savers mate "

That's where we met. Her talk about rims is what got me interested in the first place

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Colchester

Blimey.. did she have anything going for her ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m hurt now

. My friends liked you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m hurt now

. My friends liked you

I didn't want you to find out this way my little moped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m hurt now

. My friends liked you

I didn't want you to find out this way my little moped "

I’m sat here crying my eyes out

..ooooops they just fell out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ine of them masked partys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make her walk on here hands pretend shes your pet giraffe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not commenting on the POF case but it can be a dilemma generally..

There are girls you fuck and girls you marry..

I was told by a close relative never to mix the two .."

Your family's attitude explains an awful lot about you. No one in my family would ever dream of saying something so repulsive.

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

People maybe ugly on the outside, but with a good heart.

Unfortunately there are others that don't have a good heart.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"People maybe ugly on the outside, but with a good heart.

Unfortunately there are others that don't have a good heart.

That's what pacemakers are for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make her walk on here hands pretend shes your pet giraffe"

HAHAHAH what the hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make her walk on here hands pretend shes your pet giraffe

HAHAHAH what the hell

I just fucking woke my baby up laughing at that

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Is this another dare thread perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make her walk on here hands pretend shes your pet giraffe

HAHAHAH what the hell

I just fucking woke my baby up laughing at that "
sorry

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"I've been shagging a girl for around 6 months now. She's filthy and has the tightest pussy ever.

The problem is she gets carried away and tells me she loves me all the time. Of course I say it back, I don't want her to feel awkward.

I'm not sure why but she now seems to think I'm her boyfriend, she introduced me to her friends (I thought it was going to be an orgy or I wouldn't have gone) and now she wants to meet mine.

The thing is she's got a face like a slapped arse and I'd never live it down if my mates saw her.

What do I do? I still want to fuck her but I need to keep her hidden."

Click bate!!

However, I shouldn’t worry...doubt you have real mates with that attitude

She’s probably defending you to her mates when they’re all saying you’re a jerk...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this another dare thread perhaps?"

Finally! But dont tell the others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm assuming this is a joke or a piss taking thread that you've accustomed us to. If not, i'd assume she's not on fab as you'd not discuss this in public if she were.

If all this is in fact true, you've been leading her on by not being upfront with her early and are giving her hope. Not cool

Of course he's joking, PoF doesn't get laid."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm assuming this is a joke or a piss taking thread that you've accustomed us to. If not, i'd assume she's not on fab as you'd not discuss this in public if she were.

If all this is in fact true, you've been leading her on by not being upfront with her early and are giving her hope. Not cool

Of course he's joking, PoF doesn't get laid."

I do, ask your sister

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I've been shagging a girl for around 6 months now. She's filthy and has the tightest pussy ever.

The problem is she gets carried away and tells me she loves me all the time. Of course I say it back, I don't want her to feel awkward.

I'm not sure why but she now seems to think I'm her boyfriend, she introduced me to her friends (I thought it was going to be an orgy or I wouldn't have gone) and now she wants to meet mine.

The thing is she's got a face like a slapped arse and I'd never live it down if my mates saw her.

What do I do? I still want to fuck her but I need to keep her hidden."

Why are you telling everyone I told you I'd wear a mask.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm assuming this is a joke or a piss taking thread that you've accustomed us to. If not, i'd assume she's not on fab as you'd not discuss this in public if she were.

If all this is in fact true, you've been leading her on by not being upfront with her early and are giving her hope. Not cool

Of course he's joking, PoF doesn't get laid.

I do, ask your sister

I only have a younger brother

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm assuming this is a joke or a piss taking thread that you've accustomed us to. If not, i'd assume she's not on fab as you'd not discuss this in public if she were.

If all this is in fact true, you've been leading her on by not being upfront with her early and are giving her hope. Not cool

Of course he's joking, PoF doesn't get laid.

I do, ask your sister

I only have a younger brother

We'll see in 9 months

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm assuming this is a joke or a piss taking thread that you've accustomed us to. If not, i'd assume she's not on fab as you'd not discuss this in public if she were.

If all this is in fact true, you've been leading her on by not being upfront with her early and are giving her hope. Not cool

Of course he's joking, PoF doesn't get laid.

I do, ask your sister

I only have a younger brother

We'll see in 9 months

My mother is well into the menopause dear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm assuming this is a joke or a piss taking thread that you've accustomed us to. If not, i'd assume she's not on fab as you'd not discuss this in public if she were.

If all this is in fact true, you've been leading her on by not being upfront with her early and are giving her hope. Not cool

Of course he's joking, PoF doesn't get laid.

I do, ask your sister

I only have a younger brother

We'll see in 9 months

My mother is well into the menopause dear."

Still counts

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm assuming this is a joke or a piss taking thread that you've accustomed us to. If not, i'd assume she's not on fab as you'd not discuss this in public if she were.

If all this is in fact true, you've been leading her on by not being upfront with her early and are giving her hope. Not cool

Of course he's joking, PoF doesn't get laid.

I do, ask your sister

I only have a younger brother

We'll see in 9 months

My mother is well into the menopause dear.

Still counts

Nah you promised me a sister PoF! Let down.

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