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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

... I guess I'm feeling the forums once more. Self imposed exile. It's been a long time...

What have I missed?

Who have I missed (aside from Mr G).

Fill me in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Same old same old ..

Cut or uncut threads

Is there a clique .. etc etc

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

OP - you lost me at 'Fill me'! ...

Hope you're well - you've been missed x

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Same old same old ..

Cut or uncut threads

Is there a clique .. etc etc "

Is squirting really pee

"Preferences"

Are all the women on here stuck up, fugly bitches.

The usual

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

[Removed by poster at 14/01/20 20:43:40]

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Same old same old ..

Cut or uncut threads

Is there a clique .. etc etc "

Erm hello... Muppets.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Same old same old ..

Cut or uncut threads

Is there a clique .. etc etc

Is squirting really pee

"Preferences"

Are all the women on here stuck up, fugly bitches.

The usual "

Too many monkeys on here ...

And don't even explore the politics forum

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Same old same old ..

Cut or uncut threads

Is there a clique .. etc etc

Is squirting really pee

"Preferences"

Are all the women on here stuck up, fugly bitches.

The usual "

Don't forget the quiche.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Same old same old ..

Cut or uncut threads

Is there a clique .. etc etc

Is squirting really pee

"Preferences"

Are all the women on here stuck up, fugly bitches.

The usual

Don't forget the quiche."

I thought we were supposed to deny all knowledge of the quiche?

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Same old same old ..

Cut or uncut threads

Is there a clique .. etc etc

Is squirting really pee

"Preferences"

Are all the women on here stuck up, fugly bitches.

The usual

Too many monkeys on here ...

And don't even explore the politics forum "

I've an app for circumventing those kinds of threads now.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"No idea"

Nope nor me and to be frank, ai question whether you're a real lord?

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment

Same stuff different day op... Guys wondering why they don't get attention.. The hypotheticals drink kiss fuck... Some current events and post praising various physical attributes

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"OP - you lost me at 'Fill me'! ...

Hope you're well - you've been missed x"

Lies!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Fuck knows. Logged in today for the first time in an age (accidentally clicked the wrong app on my phone).

Apparently there's videos now?

A

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Same old same old ..

Cut or uncut threads

Is there a clique .. etc etc

Is squirting really pee

"Preferences"

Are all the women on here stuck up, fugly bitches.

The usual "

It's like 2015 all over again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same as it's always been just different faces. Wow you and obi fox sudden return...who else is reappearing

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Same old same old ..

Cut or uncut threads

Is there a clique .. etc etc

Is squirting really pee

"Preferences"

Are all the women on here stuck up, fugly bitches.

The usual

Don't forget the quiche.

I thought we were supposed to deny all knowledge of the quiche?"

Yeah ... still don't know who's in the quiche .. although I'm sure that Lorraine girl is involved

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Fuck knows. Logged in today for the first time in an age (accidentally clicked the wrong app on my phone).

Apparently there's videos now?

A"

Moving pictures!? Can you imagine?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Same old same old ..

Cut or uncut threads

Is there a clique .. etc etc

Is squirting really pee

"Preferences"

Are all the women on here stuck up, fugly bitches.

The usual

It's like 2015 all over again! "

Oh yes please, I can be in my 40s again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had sex!!!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I had sex!!!!"

You have a child which proves this

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Same old same old ..

Cut or uncut threads

Is there a clique .. etc etc

Is squirting really pee

"Preferences"

Are all the women on here stuck up, fugly bitches.

The usual

Don't forget the quiche.

I thought we were supposed to deny all knowledge of the quiche?

Yeah ... still don't know who's in the quiche .. although I'm sure that Lorraine girl is involved "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had sex!!!!

You have a child which proves this "

I know!!!! But I had it again!!!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I had sex!!!!

You have a child which proves this

I know!!!! But I had it again!!!!"

Another child coming?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I had sex!!!!

You have a child which proves this "

Not always! Jesus the 2nd?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had sex!!!!

You have a child which proves this

I know!!!! But I had it again!!!!

Another child coming? "

Maybe, who knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had sex!!!!

You have a child which proves this

Not always! Jesus the 2nd?"

Mary got pregnant with sunbeams

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I had sex!!!!

You have a child which proves this

Not always! Jesus the 2nd?"

pfft... that Mary just used that excuse to hide indiscretion

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I had sex!!!!"

I saw and was ecstatic. Congrats by the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had sex!!!!

I saw and was ecstatic. Congrats by the way. "

Thank you lovely

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Reading one of my posts got you back in the mood, I can have that affect, or is it effect.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Same old same old ..

Cut or uncut threads

Is there a clique .. etc etc

Is squirting really pee

"Preferences"

Are all the women on here stuck up, fugly bitches.

The usual

It's like 2015 all over again!

Oh yes please, I can be in my 40s again "

*makw it so number one*

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Same stuff different day op... Guys wondering why they don't get attention.. The hypotheticals drink kiss fuck... Some current events and post praising various physical attributes"

I vote Tina and Invictus.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I had sex!!!!

You have a child which proves this

Not always! Jesus the 2nd?

pfft... that Mary just used that excuse to hide indiscretion"

Well that got a bit out of hand .

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Reading one of my posts got you back in the mood, I can have that affect, or is it effect."

I don't read! Everyone knows that.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I had sex!!!!

You have a child which proves this

Not always! Jesus the 2nd?

pfft... that Mary just used that excuse to hide indiscretion

Well that got a bit out of hand ."

I'm in reverse and backing up

Beep beep beep

This monkey is reversing

Beep beep beep

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city


"Reading one of my posts got you back in the mood, I can have that affect, or is it effect.

I don't read! Everyone knows that. "

Me either, or is it either.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Reading one of my posts got you back in the mood, I can have that affect, or is it effect.

I don't read! Everyone knows that.

Me either, or is it either."

It's either. Almost certain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Same old same old ..

Cut or uncut threads

Is there a clique .. etc etc

Is squirting really pee

"Preferences"

Are all the women on here stuck up, fugly bitches.

The usual "

Oh wait, there was also that one great thread about vaginal pH

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

It’s been a bag of poo

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Same old same old ..

Cut or uncut threads

Is there a clique .. etc etc

Is squirting really pee

"Preferences"

Are all the women on here stuck up, fugly bitches.

The usual

Oh wait, there was also that one great thread about vaginal pH"

Damn! Was litmus paper involved?

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"It’s been a bag of poo "

A colostomy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Same old same old ..

Cut or uncut threads

Is there a clique .. etc etc

Is squirting really pee

"Preferences"

Are all the women on here stuck up, fugly bitches.

The usual

Oh wait, there was also that one great thread about vaginal pH

Damn! Was litmus paper involved?"

No, but apparently as a woman, if you're looking to have oral sex with another woman then you should abstain from sex with men for 6 months prior. Because that way you'll be free of their, ahem.. "cancer causing mucus".

It was a wild ride.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Same old same old ..

Cut or uncut threads

Is there a clique .. etc etc

Is squirting really pee

"Preferences"

Are all the women on here stuck up, fugly bitches.

The usual

Oh wait, there was also that one great thread about vaginal pH

Damn! Was litmus paper involved?

No, but apparently as a woman, if you're looking to have oral sex with another woman then you should abstain from sex with men for 6 months prior. Because that way you'll be free of their, ahem.. "cancer causing mucus".

It was a wild ride."

Say what?

Women having oral sex with other women?? Outrageous affront to decency!!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I missed you!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Same old same old ..

Cut or uncut threads

Is there a clique .. etc etc

Is squirting really pee

"Preferences"

Are all the women on here stuck up, fugly bitches.

The usual

Oh wait, there was also that one great thread about vaginal pH

Damn! Was litmus paper involved?"

Ahh that gem among the repeats!

It was actually!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Same old same old ..

Cut or uncut threads

Is there a clique .. etc etc

Is squirting really pee

"Preferences"

Are all the women on here stuck up, fugly bitches.

The usual

Oh wait, there was also that one great thread about vaginal pH

Damn! Was litmus paper involved?

No, but apparently as a woman, if you're looking to have oral sex with another woman then you should abstain from sex with men for 6 months prior. Because that way you'll be free of their, ahem.. "cancer causing mucus".

It was a wild ride.

Say what?

Women having oral sex with other women?? Outrageous affront to decency!! "

I know, scandalous!

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Same old same old ..

Cut or uncut threads

Is there a clique .. etc etc

Is squirting really pee

"Preferences"

Are all the women on here stuck up, fugly bitches.

The usual

Oh wait, there was also that one great thread about vaginal pH

Damn! Was litmus paper involved?

No, but apparently as a woman, if you're looking to have oral sex with another woman then you should abstain from sex with men for 6 months prior. Because that way you'll be free of their, ahem.. "cancer causing mucus".

It was a wild ride."

I feel bereft. This appears ti be in the same league as cock snot up your fart box and that geezer who loved his car.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I missed you! "

Fankoo babes. I need ro hwad north...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there was a thread started by a man who enjoyed Hoover sex

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"there was a thread started by a man who enjoyed Hoover sex "

And I bet you all just sucked that upl

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"there was a thread started by a man who enjoyed Hoover sex "

J Edgar?

Or vacuum

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm kind of glad to be back.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I'm kind of glad to be back. "

And glad to have you back

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

*insert heart emoji here*

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"*insert heart emoji here*"

This one?

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"*insert heart emoji here*

This one?"

No one likes a bragger!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"*insert heart emoji here*

This one?

No one likes a bragger! "

But us monkeys can be cute

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"*insert heart emoji here*

This one?

No one likes a bragger!

But us monkeys can be cute "

You take that back!

I've never been cute

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"*insert heart emoji here*

This one?

No one likes a bragger!

But us monkeys can be cute

You take that back!

I've never been cute"

In a rugged way

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"*insert heart emoji here*

This one?

No one likes a bragger!

But us monkeys can be cute

You take that back!

I've never been cute

In a rugged way"

Is that you trying to say I need to trim my chest hair?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"*insert heart emoji here*

This one?

No one likes a bragger!

But us monkeys can be cute

You take that back!

I've never been cute

In a rugged way

Is that you trying to say I need to trim my chest hair?

"

Then I will have to also

And that won't happen

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"... I guess I'm feeling the forums once more. Self imposed exile. It's been a long time...

What have I missed?

Who have I missed (aside from Mr G).

Fill me in... "

Awww you missed me...better learn to aim better next time

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"... I guess I'm feeling the forums once more. Self imposed exile. It's been a long time...

What have I missed?

Who have I missed (aside from Mr G).

Fill me in...

Awww you missed me...better learn to aim better next time "

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"I'm kind of glad to be back. "

Good to have u back

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By *antric ecstasyMan
over a year ago

Co Durham


"there was a thread started by a man who enjoyed Hoover sex

J Edgar?

Or vacuum"

Damn!

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