FabSwingers.com forum: Which Muppet would you most like to sleep with?

By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

The correct answer is OBVIOUSLY Janice. Although Mokey Fraggle is technically a Muppet too, and she was always so kind and friendly...

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Miss Piggy, she's got that dominant streak I like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muppets cannot have my penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The correct answer is OBVIOUSLY Janice. Although Mokey Fraggle is technically a Muppet too, and she was always so kind and friendly..."

Reckon miss piggy would be an absolute cougar in bed, you can tell from her eyes.... cracking tits too!!!!

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Miss Piggy, she's got that dominant streak I like. "
Streak-y Bacon?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Miss Piggy, she's got that dominant streaky bacon I like. "

FTFY

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Miss Piggy, she's got that dominant streaky bacon I like.

FTFY

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beat you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be Beaker.. its the quiet geeky ones that are crazy in bed

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Animal, all day long!

Mrs TMN x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Janis, she has ‘suck hard’ lips

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Animal is of course the right answer.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Miss Piggy, she's got that dominant streaky bacon I like.

FTFY

beat you!"

Dammit!!

I'm going back to sulk in my cushion fort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big bird?

It's the feathers!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Big bird?

It's the feathers!!"

Dated my fair share of big birds in my past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely miss piggy

After I'd turn her into part of a full English

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Miss Piggy, she's got that dominant streaky bacon I like.

FTFY

beat you!"

Yea, I'd eat her alright.

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

"Has to be Beaker.. its the quiet geeky ones that are crazy in bed "
and

I have had experiences which confirm this

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Miss Piggy, she's got that dominant streak I like. "

Maybe Annie Sue Pig

Less famous so not as often porked maybe .... so to speak

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

L.O.O.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"L.O.O. "

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

My husband.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Firstly, thanks for asking the best question I've ever seen on the forums. As others have said Animal is definitely the right answer but the Swedish Chef would be quite handy to knock up a post-coital souflee

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Is big bird a muppet? If not can I have a three-way with Burt and Ernie or Waldorf and Statler. I hear they are good at fisting.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

When you look at it, there are remarkably few female characters ... have to love the 70's

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Is big bird a muppet? If not can I have a three-way with Burt and Ernie or Waldorf and Statler. I hear they are good at fisting. "

I'd take Waldorf and Statler if I was into humiliation for sure.

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Firstly, thanks for asking the best question I've ever seen on the forums. As others have said Animal is definitely the right answer but the Swedish Chef would be quite handy to knock up a post-coital souflee "

I should admit I stole it. Check out Richard Herring's Emergency Questions books in all good bookshops. and the RHLSTP Podcast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"L.O.O. "
oy

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"When you look at it, there are remarkably few female characters ... have to love the 70's

Yes I was thinking exactly that. Is Big Bird male or female?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Threesome with Rowlf the dog or Janice. Talented fingers.

Mokey Fraggle is too sweet to have sex with. However this is a deeply sensual song.

https://youtu.be/UWn_Cd1HHXE

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"When you look at it, there are remarkably few female characters ... have to love the 70's

Yes I was thinking exactly that. Is Big Bird male or female? "

Male I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None cos the muppet chicks have beards

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I should admit I stole it. Check out Richard Herring's Emergency Questions books in all good bookshops. and the RHLSTP Podcast."

Oh I will thanks. I like Richard Herring

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By *akeheelsTV/TS
over a year ago

dalkeith

I guess that leaves cookie monster and oscar the grouch for me!! FUCK YEAH! As todays twitter generation says "Get in the bin!" We gonna rock that garbage can!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"When you look at it, there are remarkably few female characters ... have to love the 70's

Yes I was thinking exactly that. Is Big Bird male or female?

Male I think"

Non-birdary

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Poor Kermit. No one has mentioned him

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"L.O.O. oy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would have to be Janis and Animal for sure! I'll give the vampire a go too, and a tickle wrestle with Fozzi Bear

Peach x

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"When you look at it, there are remarkably few female characters ... have to love the 70's

Yes I was thinking exactly that. Is Big Bird male or female?

Male I think

Non-birdary"

I just googled it and there were a lot of stories in 2013 about BB being trans!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Poor Kermit. No one has mentioned him "

Well you can kiss him, but be won't be any prince

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor Kermit. No one has mentioned him "

Fuzz was just talking about him in a sexual way. It was a bit odd.

Peach x

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

The two old lads sat in the balcony

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"When you look at it, there are remarkably few female characters ... have to love the 70's

Yes I was thinking exactly that. Is Big Bird male or female?

Male I think

Non-birdary

I just googled it and there were a lot of stories in 2013 about BB being trans!"

Once you’ve worn yellow tights and felt the tickle of a feather boa there is no way back.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Sandra White (The Happy Time Murders); an very adult film made by Jim Henson's son. They're Muppets but not Muppet Show Characters.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"When you look at it, there are remarkably few female characters ... have to love the 70's

Yes I was thinking exactly that. Is Big Bird male or female?

Male I think

Non-birdary

I just googled it and there were a lot of stories in 2013 about BB being trans!

Once you’ve worn yellow tights and felt the tickle of a feather boa there is no way back. "

Yep, that's how I started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor Kermit. No one has mentioned him

Fuzz was just talking about him in a sexual way. It was a bit odd.

Peach x"

Not as odd as wanting a threesome with Bert and Ernie

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pepe the king prawn... Four hands could be fun!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Has to be the mad chef

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Has to be the mad chef "

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"The two old lads sat in the balcony "

Statler and Waldorf

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Gonzo. Look at the nose on that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be miss piggy I love to be making bacon with her

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Animal and gonzo

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Animal and gonzo "

When I have the attachment on my wand it turns me into a bit of an animal and it looks like gonzo

That’s actually what I call it

Lex

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

The Snowths cracking BJ from them

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"Gonzo. Look at the nose on that. "

Was thinking that... Would be interesting sitting on his face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Animal and gonzo

When I have the attachment on my wand it turns me into a bit of an animal and it looks like gonzo

That’s actually what I call it

Lex"

I have the same attachment

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By *ncognito!Woman
over a year ago

falkirk

Animal drummers are the bomb !!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

None

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Muppets cannot have my penis"

I think a muppet does have your penis

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Muppets cannot have my penis

I think a muppet does have your penis"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only one envisioning frightful carpet burns?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I often get called Beaker because of my hair so......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Muppets cannot have my penis

I think a muppet does have your penis"
i do hope thats aimed directly 100% at me mate if so congrats it made me smirk a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only one envisioning frightful carpet burns?"

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The muppet who lives in my street who’s very vocal at 3am when she’s just come back from clubbing.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Muppets cannot have my penis

I think a muppet does have your penis"

Bravo sir

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"Poor Kermit. No one has mentioned him "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a little googling - Zondra.

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

I've slept with a few that turned out to be muppets !

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Sandra from The Happytime Murders.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Miss Piggy, she's got that dominant streak I like. "

Bibi Netanyahu appears to agree.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Cookie Monster, he's hairy, enthusiastic and would bring snacks

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Muppets cannot have my penis"

That's good because no Muppet want your penis.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

A threesome with Miss Piggy - I've heard she's good spit-roasted

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By *akeheelsTV/TS
over a year ago

dalkeith

So this very minute this popped up on my youtube feed....go find,

Nine inch nails, Closer, by the muppets. !!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it matter? They've all had a fist inside them for so long there can't be any friction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it matter? They've all had a fist inside them for so long there can't be any friction.

Probably MissPiggy.

Incidentally, have you noticed you never see Miss Piggy and Sharon from Eastenders in the same place at the same time? Coincidence? Or not?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’ve slept with a few muppets...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Animal. No words, just frenetic action.

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By *JohnMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

No love for Sweetums? Just imagine the cuddles afterwards.

But yeah, Janice is the first I thought of. Laid back, chilled, enjoy it, no stress

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"The correct answer is OBVIOUSLY Janice. Although Mokey Fraggle is technically a Muppet too, and she was always so kind and friendly..."

If we're talking Fraggles, I'm going with Red.

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