FabSwingers.com forum: I want to start meeting more guys

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi there I'm new here if your interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? "
downgrade yourself

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Your life, your rules

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm... not sure this will go down well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet me,im fucking awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody is good enough for you but hey what the hell darling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? downgrade yourself

How?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you really want to lower your standards.....

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Your life, your rules

This completely VM - only you can decide who is right for you, and if no-one is meeting your expectations then lowering them just for the sake of meeting will potentially lead to regret

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meet me,im fucking awesome

What makes you think you're worthy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? downgrade yourself

How? "
difficult its a mind thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nobody is good enough for you but hey what the hell darling"

Exactly but my vagina is lonely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? downgrade yourself

How? "

I usually find that 8 pints help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meet me,im fucking awesome

What makes you think you're worthy? "

Haha you asked for that .... sucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? "

How about a reality check?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Your life, your rules

This completely VM - only you can decide who is right for you, and if no-one is meeting your expectations then lowering them just for the sake of meeting will potentially lead to regret"

This ^

Plus not all come across great on text, try some socials and see. Got to meet a lot of frogs to find those princes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your life, your rules

This completely VM - only you can decide who is right for you, and if no-one is meeting your expectations then lowering them just for the sake of meeting will potentially lead to regret"

Exactly. I don't want to meet someone I have to keep breathing deep so I don't vomit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody is good enough for you but hey what the hell darling

Exactly but my vagina is lonely

Well talk to her stroke her make her feel wanted

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? "

Cast your net wider, to couples for example.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? "

Meet new people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do?

Cast your net wider, to couples for example.

"
couples are mostly guys its a minefield

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I like the brown noses who are on my side. Keep it up, my ego loves it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you could try focusing on different People

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? "

Maybe you need different bait in your mantrap.

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By *udewhennudeMan
over a year ago

newport

Be practical, wear a blindfold.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do?

Maybe you need different bait in your mantrap.

How can I improve on this though? I should be attracting the highest standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this what happens when people get pied on fab ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Order a sex robot from Japan, they're the next best thing, and they'd customisable to your liking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this what happens when people get pied on fab ?"

What does that mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Organise a big gangbang

Law of averages n all that

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do?

Maybe you need different bait in your mantrap.

How can I improve on this though? I should be attracting the highest standards

You could try some prime beef.. or maybe a little pork would make a difference.

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

"Your life, your rules

This completely VM - only you can decide who is right for you, and if no-one is meeting your expectations then lowering them just for the sake of meeting will potentially lead to regret

Exactly. I don't want to meet someone I have to keep breathing deep so I don't vomit. "

That's where Carter's (see above) 8 pints come in handy. Make sure the guy drinks them all, mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the brown noses who are on my side. Keep it up, my ego loves it

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exactly its about ego those that feed it want in your knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cloning.

Go to somewhere they can clone people for you and have them make you a bespoke designer “man toy” for you.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? "

Here's an idea:

Meet me then every guy after that would appear better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your life, your rules

This completely VM - only you can decide who is right for you, and if no-one is meeting your expectations then lowering them just for the sake of meeting will potentially lead to regret"

I'd rather go without than have regrets. Maybe start by making the first move more

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By *laymateteeMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Do what you're comfortable with and what makes you happy. We can all give you advice on what you should do but you know what you're looking for and what's best for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe start by allowing younger population to message you?

I tried to send you some recommendation but I'm outside your age range.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fuck it, I'm going gay.

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do?

Here's an idea:

Meet me then every guy after that would appear better.

Oh, chunky---and I used to respect you.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do?

Here's an idea:

Meet me then every guy after that would appear better.

Oh, chunky---and I used to respect you."

Yeah, but you're as nutty as me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it, I'm going gay. "
well you'd certainly achieve more here doing that....... its in your jeans ya know

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? "

Is this tongue in cheek?

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

If you don’t want to lower your standards then don’t, I’m very picky but still manage to find what I’m looking for.

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london

OP I'm sorry but you clearly need to fix up your attitude.

That's probably the main reason why your so lonely.

Maybe if you came down to earth and looked at men as human beings and not objects which you can score against your infinite checklist and vetting process you could actually meet someone good.

It's a no from me, I am repulsed by shallow and egotistical females.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you don’t want to lower your standards then don’t, I’m very picky but still manage to find what I’m looking for."
great legs....... no wonder

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Take some mini look outside your expectations.. you might be surprised.

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By *ucky88oMan
over a year ago

london

Get a cuckold

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"OP I'm sorry but you clearly need to fix up your attitude.

That's probably the main reason why your so lonely.

Maybe if you came down to earth and looked at men as human beings and not objects which you can score against your infinite checklist and vetting process you could actually meet someone good.

It's a no from me, I am repulsed by shallow and egotistical females.

I think it's tongue in cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do?

Is this tongue in cheek?

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mines in mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? "

Seriously?? !!! I’ve not read rest of thread so apologies if a joke thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP I'm sorry but you clearly need to fix up your attitude.

That's probably the main reason why your so lonely.

Maybe if you came down to earth and looked at men as human beings and not objects which you can score against your infinite checklist and vetting process you could actually meet someone good.

It's a no from me, I am repulsed by shallow and egotistical females.

I'd give you a 3/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take some mini look outside your expectations.. you might be surprised.

X "
do you have a mini can we use yours?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

OK. Who's hacked her account?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP I'm sorry but you clearly need to fix up your attitude.

That's probably the main reason why your so lonely.

Maybe if you came down to earth and looked at men as human beings and not objects which you can score against your infinite checklist and vetting process you could actually meet someone good.

It's a no from me, I am repulsed by shallow and egotistical females.

I'd give you a 3/10"
harsh

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do?

Is this tongue in cheek?

mines in mine

Best in yours than someone else's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s hard to judge what someone is actually like unless you meet them... everyone on here is after sex of course they are gonna come across like a creep ha x

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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago

Fairy Land

"OP I'm sorry but you clearly need to fix up your attitude.

That's probably the main reason why your so lonely.

Maybe if you came down to earth and looked at men as human beings and not objects which you can score against your infinite checklist and vetting process you could actually meet someone good.

It's a no from me, I am repulsed by shallow and egotistical females.

Bloody well said. (I’m hoping the OP was being sarcastically comedic; no-one should consider how to prove “worthy”.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find loads of stunning guys, it’s all about the face for me, strong jawlines, beautiful beautiful guys with good physiques and big happy dicks. They tend to just seek me out so I don’t know these struggles

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london

"OP I'm sorry but you clearly need to fix up your attitude.

That's probably the main reason why your so lonely.

Maybe if you came down to earth and looked at men as human beings and not objects which you can score against your infinite checklist and vetting process you could actually meet someone good.

It's a no from me, I am repulsed by shallow and egotistical females.

I'd give you a 3/10"

I'm not interested, your clearly not mature or emotionally intelligent enough for me to even have a conversation with, yet alone even develop any sort of chemistry.

You are judgemental and clearly deluded about yourself.

What makes you so special?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me chuckle

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Take some mini look outside your expectations.. you might be surprised.

X do you have a mini can we use yours?

Ooo I have a mini magnum in the freezer.. thanks for reminding me!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"OP I'm sorry but you clearly need to fix up your attitude.

That's probably the main reason why your so lonely.

Maybe if you came down to earth and looked at men as human beings and not objects which you can score against your infinite checklist and vetting process you could actually meet someone good.

It's a no from me, I am repulsed by shallow and egotistical females.

I'd give you a 3/10"

He wasn't asking for profile rating you could be on the naughty step for ages for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP I'm sorry but you clearly need to fix up your attitude.

That's probably the main reason why your so lonely.

Maybe if you came down to earth and looked at men as human beings and not objects which you can score against your infinite checklist and vetting process you could actually meet someone good.

It's a no from me, I am repulsed by shallow and egotistical females.

I'd give you a 3/10

I'm not interested, your clearly not mature or emotionally intelligent enough for me to even have a conversation with, yet alone even develop any sort of chemistry.

You are judgemental and clearly deluded about yourself.

What makes you so special?..

She has a vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do?

Is this tongue in cheek?

mines in mine

Best in yours than someone else's

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i dont know i do rather like my tongue elsewhere oh tanned one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? "

Become a double bagger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP I'm sorry but you clearly need to fix up your attitude.

That's probably the main reason why your so lonely.

Maybe if you came down to earth and looked at men as human beings and not objects which you can score against your infinite checklist and vetting process you could actually meet someone good.

It's a no from me, I am repulsed by shallow and egotistical females.

I'd give you a 3/10

I'm not interested, your clearly not mature or emotionally intelligent enough for me to even have a conversation with, yet alone even develop any sort of chemistry.

You are judgemental and clearly deluded about yourself.

What makes you so special?..

I'm up for a laugh and not scared of a dare.

Thanks to the guy who made me post this, it did make me laugh.

Thanks to those who took it as a joke too, you're all great.

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london

"OP I'm sorry but you clearly need to fix up your attitude.

That's probably the main reason why your so lonely.

Maybe if you came down to earth and looked at men as human beings and not objects which you can score against your infinite checklist and vetting process you could actually meet someone good.

It's a no from me, I am repulsed by shallow and egotistical females.

I'd give you a 3/10

I'm not interested, your clearly not mature or emotionally intelligent enough for me to even have a conversation with, yet alone even develop any sort of chemistry.

You are judgemental and clearly deluded about yourself.

What makes you so special?..

She has a vagina

Vaginas are everywhere and very easily obtained.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take some mini look outside your expectations.. you might be surprised.

X do you have a mini can we use yours?

Ooo I have a mini magnum in the freezer.. thanks for reminding me! "
my Pleasure hopefully

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

[Removed by poster at 14/01/20 00:13:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clusters?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"OP I'm sorry but you clearly need to fix up your attitude.

That's probably the main reason why your so lonely.

Maybe if you came down to earth and looked at men as human beings and not objects which you can score against your infinite checklist and vetting process you could actually meet someone good.

It's a no from me, I am repulsed by shallow and egotistical females.

I'd give you a 3/10

I'm not interested, your clearly not mature or emotionally intelligent enough for me to even have a conversation with, yet alone even develop any sort of chemistry.

You are judgemental and clearly deluded about yourself.

What makes you so special?..

She has a vagina

Vaginas are everywhere and very easily obtained. "

True. I picked a few up at Tesco 3 for 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wrote something like this once and got blocked by a lot of women.

Some people can't take a joke on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands up who thought this was one of my threads then

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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago

Fairy Land

"Hands up who thought this was one of my threads then

Nearly, but not enough angst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hands up who thought this was one of my threads then

I wish it was!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hands up who thought this was one of my threads then

Nah too modest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hands up who thought this was one of my threads then

I wish it was!

I think your mr gorgeous but with a better alter ego !!! , Only joking but you two are legends

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"OP I'm sorry but you clearly need to fix up your attitude.

That's probably the main reason why your so lonely.

Maybe if you came down to earth and looked at men as human beings and not objects which you can score against your infinite checklist and vetting process you could actually meet someone good.

It's a no from me, I am repulsed by shallow and egotistical females.

I'd give you a 3/10

I'm not interested, your clearly not mature or emotionally intelligent enough for me to even have a conversation with, yet alone even develop any sort of chemistry.

You are judgemental and clearly deluded about yourself.

What makes you so special?..

I'm up for a laugh and not scared of a dare.

Thanks to the guy who made me post this, it did make me laugh.

Thanks to those who took it as a joke too, you're all great. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hands up who thought this was one of my threads then

I wish it was!

Peaked too early. Could’ve kept it going a real troll never reveals they’re actually trolling. Rookie mistake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hands up who thought this was one of my threads then

I wish it was!

I think your mr gorgeous but with a better alter ego !!! , Only joking but you two are legends "

I won the battle of the insults, I was so good he left!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hands up who thought this was one of my threads then

I wish it was!

Peaked too early. Could’ve kept it going a real troll never reveals they’re actually trolling. Rookie mistake. "

I will remember that for next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hands up who thought this was one of my threads then

I wish it was!

I think your mr gorgeous but with a better alter ego !!! , Only joking but you two are legends

I won the battle of the insults, I was so good he left!

True , I liked him. He was funny and cool. Like yourself, x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hands up who thought this was one of my threads then

I wish it was!

I think your mr gorgeous but with a better alter ego !!! , Only joking but you two are legends

I won the battle of the insults, I was so good he left!

True , I liked him. He was funny and cool. Like yourself, x"

Thank you. I liked him too, I'm sure he'll be back soon enough x

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london

This might be a joke, but it reflects unfortunately upon alot of ideologies that both men and women have when it comes to finding other people.

I hope anyone who has thay philosophy can read what I said and develop a more deeper and realistic outlook on this matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hands up who thought this was one of my threads then

Nah too modest

Don’t look at me, I’m shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This might be a joke, but it reflects unfortunately upon alot of ideologies that both men and women have when it comes to finding other people.

I hope anyone who has thay philosophy can read what I said and develop a more deeper and realistic outlook on this matter

Ok boomer

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london

"This might be a joke, but it reflects unfortunately upon alot of ideologies that both men and women have when it comes to finding other people.

I hope anyone who has thay philosophy can read what I said and develop a more deeper and realistic outlook on this matter

Ok boomer

That's what she calls me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This might be a joke, but it reflects unfortunately upon alot of ideologies that both men and women have when it comes to finding other people.

I hope anyone who has thay philosophy can read what I said and develop a more deeper and realistic outlook on this matter

You do realise the irony of your username being based on your looks right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This might be a joke, but it reflects unfortunately upon alot of ideologies that both men and women have when it comes to finding other people.

I hope anyone who has thay philosophy can read what I said and develop a more deeper and realistic outlook on this matter

Ok boomer

That's what she calls me

Doubt it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"This might be a joke, but it reflects unfortunately upon alot of ideologies that both men and women have when it comes to finding other people.

I hope anyone who has thay philosophy can read what I said and develop a more deeper and realistic outlook on this matter

You do realise the irony of your username being based on your looks right? "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"This might be a joke, but it reflects unfortunately upon alot of ideologies that both men and women have when it comes to finding other people.

I hope anyone who has thay philosophy can read what I said and develop a more deeper and realistic outlook on this matter

Ok boomer

That's what she calls me

Who?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"This might be a joke, but it reflects unfortunately upon alot of ideologies that both men and women have when it comes to finding other people.

I hope anyone who has thay philosophy can read what I said and develop a more deeper and realistic outlook on this matter

I learnt real life lessons for realz.

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london

"This might be a joke, but it reflects unfortunately upon alot of ideologies that both men and women have when it comes to finding other people.

I hope anyone who has thay philosophy can read what I said and develop a more deeper and realistic outlook on this matter

You do realise the irony of your username being based on your looks right? "

Well "love" is a spiritual thing.

Muscular is physical I won't deny that, however I myself wouldnt go with someone based on looks.

I use my username to describe myself.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"This might be a joke, but it reflects unfortunately upon alot of ideologies that both men and women have when it comes to finding other people.

I hope anyone who has thay philosophy can read what I said and develop a more deeper and realistic outlook on this matter

Ok boomer

I'm dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This might be a joke, but it reflects unfortunately upon alot of ideologies that both men and women have when it comes to finding other people.

I hope anyone who has thay philosophy can read what I said and develop a more deeper and realistic outlook on this matter

Ok boomer

That's what she calls me

Who?

"
doctor

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london

"This might be a joke, but it reflects unfortunately upon alot of ideologies that both men and women have when it comes to finding other people.

I hope anyone who has thay philosophy can read what I said and develop a more deeper and realistic outlook on this matter

Ok boomer

I'm dead."

Yeah that one got me right in the feels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This might be a joke, but it reflects unfortunately upon alot of ideologies that both men and women have when it comes to finding other people.

I hope anyone who has thay philosophy can read what I said and develop a more deeper and realistic outlook on this matter

You do realise the irony of your username being based on your looks right?

Well "love" is a spiritual thing.

Muscular is physical I won't deny that, however I myself wouldnt go with someone based on looks.

I use my username to describe myself. "

You know that saying about stopping digging when one is in a hole...?

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london

"This might be a joke, but it reflects unfortunately upon alot of ideologies that both men and women have when it comes to finding other people.

I hope anyone who has thay philosophy can read what I said and develop a more deeper and realistic outlook on this matter

You do realise the irony of your username being based on your looks right?

Well "love" is a spiritual thing.

Muscular is physical I won't deny that, however I myself wouldnt go with someone based on looks.

I use my username to describe myself.

You know that saying about stopping digging when one is in a hole...?

Pass me a spade I wanna dig even deeper.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"This might be a joke, but it reflects unfortunately upon alot of ideologies that both men and women have when it comes to finding other people.

I hope anyone who has thay philosophy can read what I said and develop a more deeper and realistic outlook on this matter

Ok boomer

That's what she calls me

Who?

doctor

Spock?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"This might be a joke, but it reflects unfortunately upon alot of ideologies that both men and women have when it comes to finding other people.

I hope anyone who has thay philosophy can read what I said and develop a more deeper and realistic outlook on this matter

You do realise the irony of your username being based on your looks right?

Well "love" is a spiritual thing.

Muscular is physical I won't deny that, however I myself wouldnt go with someone based on looks.

I use my username to describe myself.

You know that saying about stopping digging when one is in a hole...?

Pass me a spade I wanna dig even deeper."

Here's one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This might be a joke, but it reflects unfortunately upon alot of ideologies that both men and women have when it comes to finding other people.

I hope anyone who has thay philosophy can read what I said and develop a more deeper and realistic outlook on this matter

You do realise the irony of your username being based on your looks right?

Well "love" is a spiritual thing.

Muscular is physical I won't deny that, however I myself wouldnt go with someone based on looks.

I use my username to describe myself. "

See how I judged you based on very little info and you felt hurt enough to defend yourself?

Now read back all the insults you threw my way and have a little think about those life lessons, sometimes it's good to take them in not just dish them out

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london

"This might be a joke, but it reflects unfortunately upon alot of ideologies that both men and women have when it comes to finding other people.

I hope anyone who has thay philosophy can read what I said and develop a more deeper and realistic outlook on this matter

Ok boomer

That's what she calls me

Who?

doctor

Spock?

All of you are wrong it was actually Philip Schofield

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's important to only meet those who match your preferences and that you are attracted to. If not good enough means that they don't, then you would likely not be satisfied.

Only you will know how realistic your expectations are. If they aren't for some reasons, you alone can evaluate them. If you aren't really wanting what fab offers, you could explore other ways to get to meet people, including at clubs. It r may be that you're better off getting to know people, before you determine if they match you.

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london

"This might be a joke, but it reflects unfortunately upon alot of ideologies that both men and women have when it comes to finding other people.

I hope anyone who has thay philosophy can read what I said and develop a more deeper and realistic outlook on this matter

You do realise the irony of your username being based on your looks right?

Well "love" is a spiritual thing.

Muscular is physical I won't deny that, however I myself wouldnt go with someone based on looks.

I use my username to describe myself.

See how I judged you based on very little info and you felt hurt enough to defend yourself?

Now read back all the insults you threw my way and have a little think about those life lessons, sometimes it's good to take them in not just dish them out

I'll take them in like a 12 inch strap on

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"This might be a joke, but it reflects unfortunately upon alot of ideologies that both men and women have when it comes to finding other people.

I hope anyone who has thay philosophy can read what I said and develop a more deeper and realistic outlook on this matter

Ok boomer

That's what she calls me

Who?

doctor

Spock?

All of you are wrong it was actually Philip Schofield

Philip Schofield calls you boomer...I'm lost

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london

Yeah I phoned him during the break of This Morning.

He started off lightly whispering it to me then got louder and louder and more furious for some strange reason

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Yeah I phoned him during the break of This Morning.

He started off lightly whispering it to me then got louder and louder and more furious for some strange reason

Gosh..what does it mean?...

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london

"Yeah I phoned him during the break of This Morning.

He started off lightly whispering it to me then got louder and louder and more furious for some strange reason

Gosh..what does it mean?...

No idea but he kept saying thank you and then finally

"God I love Boomers"

And hung up

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Yeah I phoned him during the break of This Morning.

He started off lightly whispering it to me then got louder and louder and more furious for some strange reason

Gosh..what does it mean?...

No idea but he kept saying thank you and then finally

"God I love Boomers"

And hung up

Oh dear...not sure what to say..doesn't sound like a compliment does it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I phoned him during the break of This Morning.

He started off lightly whispering it to me then got louder and louder and more furious for some strange reason

Gosh..what does it mean?...

No idea but he kept saying thank you and then finally

"God I love Boomers"

And hung up

Oh dear...not sure what to say..doesn't sound

like a compliment does it?

I’m out on this one. WTF

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Yeah I phoned him during the break of This Morning.

He started off lightly whispering it to me then got louder and louder and more furious for some strange reason

Gosh..what does it mean?...

No idea but he kept saying thank you and then finally

"God I love Boomers"

And hung up

Oh dear...not sure what to say..doesn't sound

like a compliment does it?

I’m out on this one. WTF "

Yeah me too, I think

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By *forfun500Couple
over a year ago

walsall

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? "

Going to be very lonely for sometime then aint ya if no ones good enough for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP you been on that spice again

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By *r Cheeky97Man
over a year ago

Devon

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? "

Well apparently I'm far to young haha think some younger guys would surprise you x

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By *r Cheeky97Man
over a year ago

Devon

"Maybe start by allowing younger population to message you?

I tried to send you some recommendation but I'm outside your age range. "

I rate this haha goood answer girl heheh

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

You could have a look at my profile? xxx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Go on then guess I could go slumming it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to meet more guys but apparently I'm far too shallow and my standards are too high simply because I state my preferences.

I didn't realise I was meant to f*** people i'm not attracted to or don't click with.

I'm not attracted to Donald Trump but I guess if a lookalike sends me a message I'm in for a treat.

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? "

What ever you do, be true your self and what you want. Try a fun social to see if there is a good connection. You never know he maybe just around the corner.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? "

Ask yourself the question as to why you feel you're better than them....

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I want to meet more guys but apparently I'm far too shallow and my standards are too high simply because I state my preferences.

I didn't realise I was meant to f*** people i'm not attracted to or don't click with.

I'm not attracted to Donald Trump but I guess if a lookalike sends me a message I'm in for a treat.

It always amazes me just how many women on here just don't know the bloody rules. Have a word with yourself and maybe you just might get yourself some cheesy cock. Ffs woman I tell ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sympathy fucks.

Think of it as a good deed. Like you’re giving to charity.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? "

If the field you’re playing in is no good then go play in a different field?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? "

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? "

It’s what cucumbers are for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do too

But the majority seem like dicks

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I know that I'm good enough for you, the question is are you good enough for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? "

take down your guard and talk to more guys like other humans. I'm a really nice guy with a lot to say, but because it might have been something I said In the first message or my photos are not sexy enough, im not replied to. After that, I am the same person no matter if the photo doesn't paint the right picture or my first message wasnt worded right, or maybe even I forgot a commer, this doesnt mean to say a conversation wouldn't flow, or you wouldn't have the best night of passion and sexual pleasure in your life. To boil it down,...Be more open.

I might be wrong, I understand why girls are more defensive, just for 1 by the number of messages you get. But I think girls on here push the good guys away because they are still classing him with the same dip shit before who said, "fancy a fuck luv", Dont take me to literally but I hope you get what I'm saying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh dear god why hasn't this thread died!?!

For those who didn't read it all I did admit it was a joke and someone dared me to post it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you good enough for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear god why hasn't this thread died!?!

For those who didn't read it all I did admit it was a joke and someone dared me to post it!!! "

Ohhh I just read the start, and I was onto such a good piont. Take it to your heart anyway now. I really thought about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick to your guns and hold out until you see someone that you just want to pounce on. Failing that, dont play solo again until your next meet and after a while everyone you see will probably look appealing lol I love a tongue in cheek thread

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Oh dear god why hasn't this thread died!?!

For those who didn't read it all I did admit it was a joke and someone dared me to post it!!! "

You need to dare them to post one now, see if we can spot it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? "

Meet two at a time,you will have twice the fun

or,be doubly disappointed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear god why hasn't this thread died!?!

For those who didn't read it all I did admit it was a joke and someone dared me to post it!!!

You need to dare them to post one now, see if we can spot it

Revenge is going to be so sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? "
when you go on a meet wear a blindfold, judge on personality after an hour take blindfold off then judge on looks

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Just wear a paperbag on your head woman and be done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear god why hasn't this thread died!?!

For those who didn't read it all I did admit it was a joke and someone dared me to post it!!!

You need to dare them to post one now, see if we can spot it

Revenge is going to be so sweet

Start a new conversation stating that you dont like sex and your crap in bed

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

[Removed by poster at 14/01/20 07:36:42]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ll have to be a bit more patient then I guess

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? "

Are you accepting CV's?

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Keep standards don't drop them it will be worth the wait

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Keep standards don't drop them it will be worth the wait

Read full thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry u cannot have my penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your life, your rules

This completely VM - only you can decide who is right for you, and if no-one is meeting your expectations then lowering them just for the sake of meeting will potentially lead to regret

This ^

Plus not all come across great on text, try some socials and see. Got to meet a lot of frogs to find those princes

"Ribbet" "ribbet"

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"Oh dear god why hasn't this thread died!?!

For those who didn't read it all I did admit it was a joke and someone dared me to post it!!! "

It isn't compulsory to read the whole thread before answering

Most people read a OP and then answer, so you shouldn't be surprised that people are answering the way they are.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Just popped in to stare

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

Sorry but i’m too good for you.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? "

Not a lot, unless you are prepared to put the effort into getting to know us single guys who you deem unfit to be graced with your presence, you never know you may actually be surprised or disappointed.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

"OP I'm sorry but you clearly need to fix up your attitude.

That's probably the main reason why your so lonely.

Maybe if you came down to earth and looked at men as human beings and not objects which you can score against your infinite checklist and vetting process you could actually meet someone good.

It's a no from me, I am repulsed by shallow and egotistical females.

I'd give you a 3/10harsh

Lol he called her shallow and egotistical, I think 3/10 after that is being very generous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear god why hasn't this thread died!?!

For those who didn't read it all I did admit it was a joke and someone dared me to post it!!!

It isn't compulsory to read the whole thread before answering

Most people read a OP and then answer, so you shouldn't be surprised that people are answering the way they are."

Oh I'm not surprised at all, I find it funny.

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By *aveman11Man
over a year ago

all over the uk with work

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? "

I'm sure there are men with the same feeling but at the end there is a lot of decent men and women on here get your self to a few clubs or events and get talking maybe after 1 or 2 clubs you might get a regular few and even feel they are too good for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP I'm sorry but you clearly need to fix up your attitude.

That's probably the main reason why your so lonely.

Maybe if you came down to earth and looked at men as human beings and not objects which you can score against your infinite checklist and vetting process you could actually meet someone good.

It's a no from me, I am repulsed by shallow and egotistical females.

I'd give you a 3/10harsh

Lol he called her shallow and egotistical, I think 3/10 after that is being very generous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U will just know when u find them

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By *irebrand 1263Man
over a year ago

near you

She's fished...& hooked a few!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? "
wear linx they'll all cum a running

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Nobody is good enough for you but hey what the hell darling

Exactly but my vagina is lonely

I'll have to rule myself out as i'll immediately get distracted by your delicious looking arse and quite possibly forget about your loneliness for a while

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By *hebritukCouple
over a year ago

London

Have you thought of becoming a Nun?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? wear linx they'll all cum a running

They actual make lynx for women! It's even called attract

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? wear linx they'll all cum a running

They actual make lynx for women! It's even called attract

Oh god.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? "

Hide your profile for a while, become a celibate recluse, restrict any television watching to the parliament channel/re-runs of time team and then after a year or two you'll come back happy to take on any cock that looks like it's been through a blender or some kind of painful industrial meat slicer accident.

There's a solution to every problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I feel like no one is good enough for me.

What can I do? wear linx they'll all cum a running

They actual make lynx for women! It's even called attract

"
really lol wear that then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a joke ?, That's disappointing

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Meet me,im fucking awesome

What makes you think you're worthy? "

I can lift Thor's hammer ...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I thought I was the bee's knees with my sickly sweet Impulse back in the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought I was the bee's knees with my sickly sweet Impulse back in the day "

That and an abundance of exclamation perfume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lower you standards a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought I was the bee's knees with my sickly sweet Impulse back in the day

That and an abundance of exclamation perfume

"
the sweet smell of success

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