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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Fucking an old woman? Motorboating? Pulling off in Dublin? Drinking cheap wine? Watching Love Island? Blowing on your ice cream? Visiting in Yorkshire? Leaving your naked Christmas tree up? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim. I hope you had a good day and was not out in that horrendous weather we had earlier xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening!!!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I like your enthusiasm. Oh, congratulations, you're tonight's first poster. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeeves in Worcester

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dude "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. You're my favourite of all the Steves.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

Good evening young Jim who is erect, mission impossible is keeping me awake tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim. I hope you had a good day and was not out in that horrendous weather we had earlier xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dreavus. I spent all day under a blanket on the sofa. I didn't have to move, so I didn't. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all!"

Gooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, SecondStrike. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread©™ Smileyface. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jeeves in Worcester "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. I went to Worcester once, it was good. Have you been to Worcester?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Dude

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. You're my favourite of all the Steves."

Steve in the eve

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening young Jim who is erect, mission impossible is keeping me awake tonight "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Compersion. I'm not young, but I am erect. Are you trying to complete an impossible mission? Or are you watching a TV show? Or are you watching a film?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dude

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. You're my favourite of all the Steves.

Steve in the eve "

Yes!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs


"Good evening young Jim who is erect, mission impossible is keeping me awake tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Compersion. I'm not young, but I am erect. Are you trying to complete an impossible mission? Or are you watching a TV show? Or are you watching a film?"

You are younger than me so that deems you young

A film for tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening!!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I like your enthusiasm. Oh, congratulations, you're tonight's first poster. Smileyface"

What’s the prize this time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening young Jim who is erect, mission impossible is keeping me awake tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Compersion. I'm not young, but I am erect. Are you trying to complete an impossible mission? Or are you watching a TV show? Or are you watching a film?

You are younger than me so that deems you young

A film for tonight"

You've got me on a technicality.

Nice to watch a film in the evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeeves in Worcester

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. I went to Worcester once, it was good. Have you been to Worcester?"

Just once for a work meeting. Took a long time by train from mine considering it's not that far

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening!!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I like your enthusiasm. Oh, congratulations, you're tonight's first poster. Smileyface

What’s the prize this time? "

I'll buy you a coffee, in Shrewsbury.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jeeves in Worcester

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. I went to Worcester once, it was good. Have you been to Worcester?

Just once for a work meeting. Took a long time by train from mine considering it's not that far "

I went there for a social. And a threesome. Worcester is further away than I thought, it's practically in the south.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening!!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I like your enthusiasm. Oh, congratulations, you're tonight's first poster. Smileyface

What’s the prize this time? "

Damn! One day that coveted prize will be mine!

Evening Jim, Evening everyone, pokes tongue out at Jamie.hants though for pinching my prize

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening!!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I like your enthusiasm. Oh, congratulations, you're tonight's first poster. Smileyface

What’s the prize this time?

Damn! One day that coveted prize will be mine!

Evening Jim, Evening everyone, pokes tongue out at Jamie.hants though for pinching my prize "

I’m actually owed two now because I won twice. Don’t be bitter, be better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BlueBelle. What's your favourite smell? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening!!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I like your enthusiasm. Oh, congratulations, you're tonight's first poster. Smileyface

What’s the prize this time?

Damn! One day that coveted prize will be mine!

Evening Jim, Evening everyone, pokes tongue out at Jamie.hants though for pinching my prize "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Artificial. Don't give up, you can do it. Not tonight, but you can do it another night. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gooooooooooooooooood evening Jim

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BlueBelle. What's your favourite smell? x"

My mum's Sunday roast what I would give to smell that again x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening!!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I like your enthusiasm. Oh, congratulations, you're tonight's first poster. Smileyface

What’s the prize this time?

Damn! One day that coveted prize will be mine!

Evening Jim, Evening everyone, pokes tongue out at Jamie.hants though for pinching my prize

I’m actually owed two now because I won twice. Don’t be bitter, be better "

It is OK, I am in an exceptionally good mood this evening as my pants are full of wood shavings and sawdust. it is hard to be unhappy when there is sawdust in your knickers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening!!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I like your enthusiasm. Oh, congratulations, you're tonight's first poster. Smileyface

What’s the prize this time?

Damn! One day that coveted prize will be mine!

Evening Jim, Evening everyone, pokes tongue out at Jamie.hants though for pinching my prize

I’m actually owed two now because I won twice. Don’t be bitter, be better "

I know you're owed two coffees. It'll have to be McDonald's coffee if you keep on posting first. I'm not made of money.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gooooooooooooooooood evening Jim

Evening all "

That's a big good you've got. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cheeky. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BlueBelle. What's your favourite smell? x

My mum's Sunday roast what I would give to smell that again x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening!!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I like your enthusiasm. Oh, congratulations, you're tonight's first poster. Smileyface

What’s the prize this time?

Damn! One day that coveted prize will be mine!

Evening Jim, Evening everyone, pokes tongue out at Jamie.hants though for pinching my prize

I’m actually owed two now because I won twice. Don’t be bitter, be better

It is OK, I am in an exceptionally good mood this evening as my pants are full of wood shavings and sawdust. it is hard to be unhappy when there is sawdust in your knickers "

Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hello Jim! Hello everyone else! This feels quite early to be posting on here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim, everyone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is OK, I am in an exceptionally good mood this evening as my pants are full of wood shavings and sawdust. it is hard to be unhappy when there is sawdust in your knickers

Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me."

Jim you just have no idea of the pleasure of sticking sharp things into rotating bits of tree, not actually sure how it gets into my knickers, but with a suitable bit of tree I can suddenly notice I am wading knee deep in shavings between lathe and sharpening station. And often a whole day has gone by in blissful mess making...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim! Hello everyone else! This feels quite early to be posting on here... "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. I started a bit earlier than usual. I've got some time to make up for.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, everyone x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. How was your Monday day? x

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Hey hey Jim, I'm in bed already, wearing a jumper, it's bloody cold in Merseyshire !

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Evening jim evening all.

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)


"Hey hey Jim, I'm in bed already, wearing a jumper, it's bloody cold in Merseyshire !

"

Hiya sweet x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It is OK, I am in an exceptionally good mood this evening as my pants are full of wood shavings and sawdust. it is hard to be unhappy when there is sawdust in your knickers

Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me.

Jim you just have no idea of the pleasure of sticking sharp things into rotating bits of tree, not actually sure how it gets into my knickers, but with a suitable bit of tree I can suddenly notice I am wading knee deep in shavings between lathe and sharpening station. And often a whole day has gone by in blissful mess making... "

Sounds right erotic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey hey Jim, I'm in bed already, wearing a jumper, it's bloody cold in Merseyshire !

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minnie. Flippin' heck, what's the temperature in Merseyshire?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening jim evening all. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, S&T.

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)


"Evening jim evening all.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, S&T."

Its bladey mate. How the devil are you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening jim evening all.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, S&T.

Its bladey mate. How the devil are you."

Ayyy. I'm not too bad. How's life treating you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, everyone x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. How was your Monday day? x"

Crikey.. What a day... Lot happening at work

Got crumpets though. They are calling me from the kitchen... Miiiiidddnnnniiiiiggghhhtttt eeeeeaaaat meeeeee

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)


"Evening jim evening all.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, S&T.

Its bladey mate. How the devil are you.

Ayyy. I'm not too bad. How's life treating you?"

Good glad to hear it. I'm good in fact barring a few little niggles I'm happy as a pig in shit. There's a iffy whiff around here though

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Evening all!

False alarm last night, shower is not broken

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, everyone x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. How was your Monday day? x

Crikey.. What a day... Lot happening at work

Got crumpets though. They are calling me from the kitchen... Miiiiidddnnnniiiiiggghhhtttt eeeeeaaaat meeeeee"

Crumpet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening jim evening all.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, S&T.

Its bladey mate. How the devil are you.

Ayyy. I'm not too bad. How's life treating you?

Good glad to hear it. I'm good in fact barring a few little niggles I'm happy as a pig in shit. There's a iffy whiff around here though "

Nice one. Congratulations on your couple's profile. I don't know what the whiff is. But I don't think it's BlueEyes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all!

False alarm last night, shower is not broken "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BlueEyes. Good news on your waterworks. Smileyface

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Evening jim evening all.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, S&T.

Its bladey mate. How the devil are you.

Ayyy. I'm not too bad. How's life treating you?

Good glad to hear it. I'm good in fact barring a few little niggles I'm happy as a pig in shit. There's a iffy whiff around here though

Nice one. Congratulations on your couple's profile. I don't know what the whiff is. But I don't think it's BlueEyes."

Nah I smell of raspberry ripples

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)


"Evening jim evening all.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, S&T.

Its bladey mate. How the devil are you.

Ayyy. I'm not too bad. How's life treating you?

Good glad to hear it. I'm good in fact barring a few little niggles I'm happy as a pig in shit. There's a iffy whiff around here though

Nice one. Congratulations on your couple's profile. I don't know what the whiff is. But I don't think it's BlueEyes."

thanks dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening jim evening all.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, S&T.

Its bladey mate. How the devil are you.

Ayyy. I'm not too bad. How's life treating you?

Good glad to hear it. I'm good in fact barring a few little niggles I'm happy as a pig in shit. There's a iffy whiff around here though

Nice one. Congratulations on your couple's profile. I don't know what the whiff is. But I don't think it's BlueEyes.

Nah I smell of raspberry ripples "

Fruity.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't think Babs or PP are going to post tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening... Currently sat on the kitchen work top, music on, monkey shoulder flowing... Hey hey

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Evening jim evening all.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, S&T.

Its bladey mate. How the devil are you.

Ayyy. I'm not too bad. How's life treating you?

Good glad to hear it. I'm good in fact barring a few little niggles I'm happy as a pig in shit. There's a iffy whiff around here though

Nice one. Congratulations on your couple's profile. I don't know what the whiff is. But I don't think it's BlueEyes.

Nah I smell of raspberry ripples

Fruity."

And also tangy from hair removal cream

I'm joking, that was this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening... Currently sat on the kitchen work top, music on, monkey shoulder flowing... Hey hey"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LittleMiss. Are you listening to Portishead?

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)


"I don't think Babs or PP are going to post tonight."

Pop's at A an E. He got a paper cut earlier. Apparently it's touch and go

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)


"I don't think Babs or PP are going to post tonight.

Pop's at A an E. He got a paper cut earlier. Apparently it's touch and go "

Fucking pop's pp ffs pp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening jim evening all.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, S&T.

Its bladey mate. How the devil are you.

Ayyy. I'm not too bad. How's life treating you?

Good glad to hear it. I'm good in fact barring a few little niggles I'm happy as a pig in shit. There's a iffy whiff around here though

Nice one. Congratulations on your couple's profile. I don't know what the whiff is. But I don't think it's BlueEyes.

Nah I smell of raspberry ripples

Fruity.

And also tangy from hair removal cream

I'm joking, that was this morning"

You're a braver man than me. I wouldn't use hair removal cream.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't think Babs or PP are going to post tonight.

Pop's at A an E. He got a paper cut earlier. Apparently it's touch and go

Fucking pop's pp ffs pp"

You could have just deleted. Let's all pray for PP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening... Currently sat on the kitchen work top, music on, monkey shoulder flowing... Hey hey

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LittleMiss. Are you listening to Portishead? "

I am indeed Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening... Currently sat on the kitchen work top, music on, monkey shoulder flowing... Hey hey

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LittleMiss. Are you listening to Portishead?

I am indeed Jim"

Nice.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Hi Jim...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim..."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. You've got the right idea being in Florida. The weather here is a bit British at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This one's for Harry and Meghan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMRZZefDpVU

Hepburn - I Quit - YouTube

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Evening Jim

Hope you’re well, I’m having a little Fab lurk curled up in bed with one (now massive) kitten curled around my neck and the other (still tiny) one nuzzled into my armpit (don’t ask ).

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces"
,

. My little Princess has been poorly, so I've been fretting, she's turned a corner now. Vet said she was stressed by all the Tom cats turning up in the garden watching her through the patio doors, but she sits there like those ladies in the windows of Amsterdam, what does she expect...little floosie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Hope you’re well, I’m having a little Fab lurk curled up in bed with one (now massive) kitten curled around my neck and the other (still tiny) one nuzzled into my armpit (don’t ask )."

Ayyy. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeveing, Mac. It's nice to see you. I'm now wondering which deodorant you use. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces,

. My little Princess has been poorly, so I've been fretting, she's turned a corner now. Vet said she was stressed by all the Tom cats turning up in the garden watching her through the patio doors, but she sits there like those ladies in the windows of Amsterdam, what does she expect...little floosie. "

Haha. She loves it.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces,

. My little Princess has been poorly, so I've been fretting, she's turned a corner now. Vet said she was stressed by all the Tom cats turning up in the garden watching her through the patio doors, but she sits there like those ladies in the windows of Amsterdam, what does she expect...little floosie.

Haha. She loves it."

Yes and I have no idea where she gets it from

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces,

. My little Princess has been poorly, so I've been fretting, she's turned a corner now. Vet said she was stressed by all the Tom cats turning up in the garden watching her through the patio doors, but she sits there like those ladies in the windows of Amsterdam, what does she expect...little floosie.

Haha. She loves it.

Yes and I have no idea where she gets it from "

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By *reemyspiritawakenmysoulWoman
over a year ago

coventry

Evening all chillin on here snuggling my basset hound to achy hips from a naughty weekend of debauchery ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all chillin on here snuggling my basset hound to achy hips from a naughty weekend of debauchery ????"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sapphire. Sounds like you had a good weekend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's the midnight hour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Hope you’re well, I’m having a little Fab lurk curled up in bed with one (now massive) kitten curled around my neck and the other (still tiny) one nuzzled into my armpit (don’t ask ).

Ayyy. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeveing, Mac. It's nice to see you. I'm now wondering which deodorant you use. Smileyface"

Probably Lynx.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour."

Happy Tuesday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, everyone x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. How was your Monday day? x

Crikey.. What a day... Lot happening at work

Got crumpets though. They are calling me from the kitchen... Miiiiidddnnnniiiiiggghhhtttt eeeeeaaaat meeeeee

Crumpet. "

I went for three orgasms instead.. Healthier

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Hi fellow insomniacs. Sat watching tv, how sad am I? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening... Currently sat on the kitchen work top, music on, monkey shoulder flowing... Hey hey

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LittleMiss. Are you listening to Portishead?

I am indeed Jim"

Love Portishead.. Roads is possibly my favourite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, everyone x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. How was your Monday day? x

Crikey.. What a day... Lot happening at work

Got crumpets though. They are calling me from the kitchen... Miiiiidddnnnniiiiiggghhhtttt eeeeeaaaat meeeeee

Crumpet.

I went for three orgasms instead.. Healthier "

You have a healthy appetite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi fellow insomniacs. Sat watching tv, how sad am I? Lol"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond Couple. Depends what you're watching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Jim and everyone else on here. I haven't looked onto thid thread in aaaaaaages and I know how much Jim has missed me when he's not doing his sit down wees.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi Jim and everyone else on here. I haven't looked onto thid thread in aaaaaaages and I know how much Jim has missed me when he's not doing his sit down wees. "

Hello Molly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim and everyone else on here. I haven't looked onto thid thread in aaaaaaages and I know how much Jim has missed me when he's not doing his sit down wees. "

Ayyyy. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Nice to read you. I've been for a sit down see, you have my full attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Jim and everyone else on here. I haven't looked onto thid thread in aaaaaaages and I know how much Jim has missed me when he's not doing his sit down wees.

Hello Molly "

Hi hope you're doing well tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Jim and everyone else on here. I haven't looked onto thid thread in aaaaaaages and I know how much Jim has missed me when he's not doing his sit down wees.

Ayyyy. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Nice to read you. I've been for a sit down see, you have my full attention."

I'm honoured.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim and everyone else on here. I haven't looked onto thid thread in aaaaaaages and I know how much Jim has missed me when he's not doing his sit down wees.

Ayyyy. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Nice to read you. I've been for a sit down see, you have my full attention.

I'm honoured. "

You should be. How are you doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

McDonald’s coffee is fine with me, Jim!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi Jim and everyone else on here. I haven't looked onto thid thread in aaaaaaages and I know how much Jim has missed me when he's not doing his sit down wees.

Hello Molly

Hi hope you're doing well tonight."

I am, thank you, hope you are too, lovely

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Guess who baaaaack.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"McDonald’s coffee is fine with me, Jim! "

Excellent. I can collect the stickers from your coffees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"McDonald’s coffee is fine with me, Jim!

Excellent. I can collect the stickers from your coffees. "

Oh yay! I have almost a stamped card you can have

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guess who baaaaack. "

Back again. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bladey. What brings you back?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"McDonald’s coffee is fine with me, Jim!

Excellent. I can collect the stickers from your coffees.

Oh yay! I have almost a stamped card you can have "

*Punches the air*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Guess who baaaaack. "

Bladey

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Evening jim xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello. "
,

*waves* xx

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Guess who baaaaack. "

Welcome back! Xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Guess who baaaaack.

Back again. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bladey. What brings you back?"

The usual sleep isn't happening. All together now poor bladey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'd almost given up on seeing you tonight. Smileyface

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Guess who baaaaack.

Welcome back! Xx"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'd almost given up on seeing you tonight. Smileyface"

I was in bed hoping for an early night but after 2 hours I gave up.

Good to be missed though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening jim xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Durty. Happy Tuesday to you. x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Guess who baaaaack.

Bladey "

Hiya sweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guess who baaaaack.

Back again. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bladey. What brings you back?

The usual sleep isn't happening. All together now poor bladey "

Poor Bladey.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Evening jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Durty. Happy Tuesday to you. x"

And to you Jim xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Hello.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'd almost given up on seeing you tonight. Smileyface

I was in bed hoping for an early night but after 2 hours I gave up.

Good to be missed though. "

We wasn't in the same bed was we

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'd almost given up on seeing you tonight. Smileyface

I was in bed hoping for an early night but after 2 hours I gave up.

Good to be missed though. "

What time did you go to bed?

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Hello.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'd almost given up on seeing you tonight. Smileyface

I was in bed hoping for an early night but after 2 hours I gave up.

Good to be missed though. "

I feel that... I'm knackered and cant sleep xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Guess who baaaaack.

Back again. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bladey. What brings you back?

The usual sleep isn't happening. All together now poor bladey

Poor Bladey."

10 out of 10 for effort my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'd almost given up on seeing you tonight. Smileyface

I was in bed hoping for an early night but after 2 hours I gave up.

Good to be missed though.

We wasn't in the same bed was we "

You would have to be very small as I was in the middle of mine starfishing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'd almost given up on seeing you tonight. Smileyface

I was in bed hoping for an early night but after 2 hours I gave up.

Good to be missed though.

I feel that... I'm knackered and cant sleep xx"

Are you in bed with Lorna and Bladey?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guess who baaaaack.

Back again. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bladey. What brings you back?

The usual sleep isn't happening. All together now poor bladey

Poor Bladey.

10 out of 10 for effort my friend "

Haha.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Hello.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'd almost given up on seeing you tonight. Smileyface

I was in bed hoping for an early night but after 2 hours I gave up.

Good to be missed though.

I feel that... I'm knackered and cant sleep xx

Are you in bed with Lorna and Bladey?!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'd almost given up on seeing you tonight. Smileyface

I was in bed hoping for an early night but after 2 hours I gave up.

Good to be missed though.

What time did you go to bed?"

Well technically about 10 but was chatting to Ash so tried to go to sleep around 11. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'd almost given up on seeing you tonight. Smileyface

I was in bed hoping for an early night but after 2 hours I gave up.

Good to be missed though.

I feel that... I'm knackered and cant sleep xx"

Come here and we can spoon eachother to sleep.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Hello.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'd almost given up on seeing you tonight. Smileyface

I was in bed hoping for an early night but after 2 hours I gave up.

Good to be missed though.

We wasn't in the same bed was we

You would have to be very small as I was in the middle of mine starfishing. "

Yep I get ya. You me and the dog starfishing I'd remember that

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Hello.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'd almost given up on seeing you tonight. Smileyface

I was in bed hoping for an early night but after 2 hours I gave up.

Good to be missed though.

I feel that... I'm knackered and cant sleep xx

Are you in bed with Lorna and Bladey?!

"

That would be a no then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'd almost given up on seeing you tonight. Smileyface

I was in bed hoping for an early night but after 2 hours I gave up.

Good to be missed though.

We wasn't in the same bed was we

You would have to be very small as I was in the middle of mine starfishing.

Yep I get ya. You me and the dog starfishing I'd remember that "

And Ash.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'd almost given up on seeing you tonight. Smileyface

I was in bed hoping for an early night but after 2 hours I gave up.

Good to be missed though.

What time did you go to bed?

Well technically about 10 but was chatting to Ash so tried to go to sleep around 11. X"

Well you did the right thing getting up. You can try again in a bit. x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Hello.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'd almost given up on seeing you tonight. Smileyface

I was in bed hoping for an early night but after 2 hours I gave up.

Good to be missed though.

We wasn't in the same bed was we

You would have to be very small as I was in the middle of mine starfishing.

Yep I get ya. You me and the dog starfishing I'd remember that

And Ash. "

We may need to fit traffic lights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'd almost given up on seeing you tonight. Smileyface

I was in bed hoping for an early night but after 2 hours I gave up.

Good to be missed though.

What time did you go to bed?

Well technically about 10 but was chatting to Ash so tried to go to sleep around 11. X

Well you did the right thing getting up. You can try again in a bit. x"

Thanks.

I'm going to make a decaff tea then try again. X

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Guess who baaaaack.

Bladey

Hiya sweet "

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Samiss. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1960 the US Army promotes Elvis Presley to Sergeant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'd almost given up on seeing you tonight. Smileyface

I was in bed hoping for an early night but after 2 hours I gave up.

Good to be missed though.

What time did you go to bed?

Well technically about 10 but was chatting to Ash so tried to go to sleep around 11. X

Well you did the right thing getting up. You can try again in a bit. x

Thanks.

I'm going to make a decaff tea then try again. X"

Excellent idea. x

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Hello.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'd almost given up on seeing you tonight. Smileyface

I was in bed hoping for an early night but after 2 hours I gave up.

Good to be missed though.

I feel that... I'm knackered and cant sleep xx

Are you in bed with Lorna and Bladey?!

That would be a no then "

It's a not yet but I'd like to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 1960 the US Army promotes Elvis Presley to Sergeant."

Interesting fact Jim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Jim and everyone else on here. I haven't looked onto thid thread in aaaaaaages and I know how much Jim has missed me when he's not doing his sit down wees.

Ayyyy. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Nice to read you. I've been for a sit down see, you have my full attention.

I'm honoured.

You should be. How are you doing?"

I've been pretty grotty recently. Having a stomach condition is very unpleasant when it flares up. When it's better I'm feeling lonely and my sleep is all out of sync. I need someone to come and wear me out then cuddle me until I fall asleep, but then piss of once I fall asleep.

I'm not good at actually sleeping with someone else beside me. I like to move around in my sleep.

I trust you're perky as usual?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1978 Sex Pistols play their last gig, at Winterland, San Francisco.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 1960 the US Army promotes Elvis Presley to Sergeant.

Interesting fact Jim. "

I'm known for my interesting facts. There's another musical fact for you to enjoy.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Hello.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'd almost given up on seeing you tonight. Smileyface

I was in bed hoping for an early night but after 2 hours I gave up.

Good to be missed though.

I feel that... I'm knackered and cant sleep xx

Are you in bed with Lorna and Bladey?!

That would be a no then

It's a not yet but I'd like to be "

Best answer I've had all bloody day swooooon

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Hi Jim and everyone else on here. I haven't looked onto thid thread in aaaaaaages and I know how much Jim has missed me when he's not doing his sit down wees.

Ayyyy. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Nice to read you. I've been for a sit down see, you have my full attention.

I'm honoured.

You should be. How are you doing?

I've been pretty grotty recently. Having a stomach condition is very unpleasant when it flares up. When it's better I'm feeling lonely and my sleep is all out of sync. I need someone to come and wear me out then cuddle me until I fall asleep, but then piss of once I fall asleep.

I'm not good at actually sleeping with someone else beside me. I like to move around in my sleep.

I trust you're perky as usual? "

Good to see you on the forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim and everyone else on here. I haven't looked onto thid thread in aaaaaaages and I know how much Jim has missed me when he's not doing his sit down wees.

Ayyyy. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Nice to read you. I've been for a sit down see, you have my full attention.

I'm honoured.

You should be. How are you doing?

I've been pretty grotty recently. Having a stomach condition is very unpleasant when it flares up. When it's better I'm feeling lonely and my sleep is all out of sync. I need someone to come and wear me out then cuddle me until I fall asleep, but then piss of once I fall asleep.

I'm not good at actually sleeping with someone else beside me. I like to move around in my sleep.

I trust you're perky as usual? "

*Nods*

I'm perkyish. I could do with cutting back on junk food. But I've still got loads left over from Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 1978 Sex Pistols play their last gig, at Winterland, San Francisco."

What there last gig ever?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s making tea then? I’d love a cup of tea but I’ve only just got comfy!

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
over a year ago

Lansing

I used my nice hot cocoa and cream scented lotion

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Who’s making tea then? I’d love a cup of tea but I’ve only just got comfy! "

You read my mind. Just getting up to go get 1. Ok get your orders in now. I might even have some chocolate left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Jim and everyone else on here. I haven't looked onto thid thread in aaaaaaages and I know how much Jim has missed me when he's not doing his sit down wees.

Ayyyy. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Nice to read you. I've been for a sit down see, you have my full attention.

I'm honoured.

You should be. How are you doing?

I've been pretty grotty recently. Having a stomach condition is very unpleasant when it flares up. When it's better I'm feeling lonely and my sleep is all out of sync. I need someone to come and wear me out then cuddle me until I fall asleep, but then piss of once I fall asleep.

I'm not good at actually sleeping with someone else beside me. I like to move around in my sleep.

I trust you're perky as usual?

*Nods*

I'm perkyish. I could do with cutting back on junk food. But I've still got loads left over from Christmas."

Me too. I'm fine if I've slept well but when I'm tired I crave rubbish. We can work on it together. You can share your leftover food then you'll be eating less of it!

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over a year ago


"Who’s making tea then? I’d love a cup of tea but I’ve only just got comfy!

You read my mind. Just getting up to go get 1. Ok get your orders in now. I might even have some chocolate left"

Ohhhh! Hot chocolate if you have it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Jim and everyone else on here. I haven't looked onto thid thread in aaaaaaages and I know how much Jim has missed me when he's not doing his sit down wees.

Ayyyy. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Nice to read you. I've been for a sit down see, you have my full attention.

I'm honoured.

You should be. How are you doing?

I've been pretty grotty recently. Having a stomach condition is very unpleasant when it flares up. When it's better I'm feeling lonely and my sleep is all out of sync. I need someone to come and wear me out then cuddle me until I fall asleep, but then piss of once I fall asleep.

I'm not good at actually sleeping with someone else beside me. I like to move around in my sleep.

I trust you're perky as usual?

Good to see you on the forums"

Good to see you too.

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

Hi Chinese please

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
over a year ago

Lansing


"Who’s making tea then? I’d love a cup of tea but I’ve only just got comfy!

You read my mind. Just getting up to go get 1. Ok get your orders in now. I might even have some chocolate left

Ohhhh! Hot chocolate if you have it! "

I got some peppermint hot chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who’s making tea then? I’d love a cup of tea but I’ve only just got comfy!

You read my mind. Just getting up to go get 1. Ok get your orders in now. I might even have some chocolate left

Ohhhh! Hot chocolate if you have it!

I got some peppermint hot chocolate"

Oh that sounds yummy!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 1978 Sex Pistols play their last gig, at Winterland, San Francisco.

What there last gig ever? "

Yeah, they broke up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, littlemiss85. Have you recovered from Christmas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who’s making tea then? I’d love a cup of tea but I’ve only just got comfy!

You read my mind. Just getting up to go get 1. Ok get your orders in now. I might even have some chocolate left"

Tea please. Good glug of milk, no sugar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 1978 Sex Pistols play their last gig, at Winterland, San Francisco.

What there last gig ever?

Yeah, they broke up."

Oh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim and everyone else on here. I haven't looked onto thid thread in aaaaaaages and I know how much Jim has missed me when he's not doing his sit down wees.

Ayyyy. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Nice to read you. I've been for a sit down see, you have my full attention.

I'm honoured.

You should be. How are you doing?

I've been pretty grotty recently. Having a stomach condition is very unpleasant when it flares up. When it's better I'm feeling lonely and my sleep is all out of sync. I need someone to come and wear me out then cuddle me until I fall asleep, but then piss of once I fall asleep.

I'm not good at actually sleeping with someone else beside me. I like to move around in my sleep.

I trust you're perky as usual?

*Nods*

I'm perkyish. I could do with cutting back on junk food. But I've still got loads left over from Christmas.

Me too. I'm fine if I've slept well but when I'm tired I crave rubbish. We can work on it together. You can share your leftover food then you'll be eating less of it! "

Haha, that sounds like a good idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who’s making tea then? I’d love a cup of tea but I’ve only just got comfy! "

I'd love a cup of tea also.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Who’s making tea then? I’d love a cup of tea but I’ve only just got comfy!

You read my mind. Just getting up to go get 1. Ok get your orders in now. I might even have some chocolate left

Ohhhh! Hot chocolate if you have it! "

Would you believe it I seen your post to late and I'm back in bed now

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
over a year ago

Lansing


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, littlemiss85. Have you recovered from Christmas?"

I did, thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 1978 Sex Pistols play their last gig, at Winterland, San Francisco.

What there last gig ever?

Yeah, they broke up.

Oh. "

They didn't last long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who’s making tea then? I’d love a cup of tea but I’ve only just got comfy!

I'd love a cup of tea also. "

That blade guy is hopeless

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, littlemiss85. Have you recovered from Christmas?

I did, thank you"

Good, I'm pleased to read it.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"On this day 1978 Sex Pistols play their last gig, at Winterland, San Francisco.

What there last gig ever?

Yeah, they broke up.

Oh. "

It wasn't really that big a loss. Ohhh I feel the pitch forks in my back already

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Who’s making tea then? I’d love a cup of tea but I’ve only just got comfy!

I'd love a cup of tea also.

That blade guy is hopeless "

I'd shoot the git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who’s making tea then? I’d love a cup of tea but I’ve only just got comfy!

I'd love a cup of tea also.

That blade guy is hopeless

I'd shoot the git "

Looks like I’ll have to get up and make my own tea, like an animal! Can you believe it?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 2001 Jennifer Lopez gets her first UK number 1 with, Love Don't Cost a Thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kGvlESGvbs

Jennifer Lopez - Love Don't Cost a Thing (Video) - YouTube

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Who’s making tea then? I’d love a cup of tea but I’ve only just got comfy!

I'd love a cup of tea also.

That blade guy is hopeless

I'd shoot the git

Looks like I’ll have to get up and make my own tea, like an animal! Can you believe it?! "

Told you shoot him. Hey any cheese on toast on the go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who’s making tea then? I’d love a cup of tea but I’ve only just got comfy!

I'd love a cup of tea also.

That blade guy is hopeless

I'd shoot the git

Looks like I’ll have to get up and make my own tea, like an animal! Can you believe it?!

Told you shoot him. Hey any cheese on toast on the go "

Do I have to do that myself too?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's Dave Grohl's birthday today. Happy birthday, Dave!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqWRaAF6_WY

Foo Fighters - My Hero (Official Music Video) - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 2001 Jennifer Lopez gets her first UK number 1 with, Love Don't Cost a Thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kGvlESGvbs

Jennifer Lopez - Love Don't Cost a Thing (Video) - YouTube

"

Ahh those were the days. As a child I would make my mum or dad play her whole album on car journeys. They were in for a treat.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Who’s making tea then? I’d love a cup of tea but I’ve only just got comfy!

I'd love a cup of tea also.

That blade guy is hopeless

I'd shoot the git

Looks like I’ll have to get up and make my own tea, like an animal! Can you believe it?!

Told you shoot him. Hey any cheese on toast on the go

Do I have to do that myself too?!"

It looks that way but as you've such a kind face I'm sure you'd not mind sliding a slice or 2 under for a poor knock knead old biker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who’s making tea then? I’d love a cup of tea but I’ve only just got comfy!

I'd love a cup of tea also.

That blade guy is hopeless

I'd shoot the git

Looks like I’ll have to get up and make my own tea, like an animal! Can you believe it?!

Told you shoot him. Hey any cheese on toast on the go

Do I have to do that myself too?!

It looks that way but as you've such a kind face I'm sure you'd not mind sliding a slice or 2 under for a poor knock knead old biker. "

I haven’t got a kind face. I have a mean face

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"On this day 2001 Jennifer Lopez gets her first UK number 1 with, Love Don't Cost a Thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kGvlESGvbs

Jennifer Lopez - Love Don't Cost a Thing (Video) - YouTube

Ahh those were the days. As a child I would make my mum or dad play her whole album on car journeys. They were in for a treat. "

As a child. Omg how old do I feel right now

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Who’s making tea then? I’d love a cup of tea but I’ve only just got comfy!

I'd love a cup of tea also.

That blade guy is hopeless

I'd shoot the git

Looks like I’ll have to get up and make my own tea, like an animal! Can you believe it?!

Told you shoot him. Hey any cheese on toast on the go

Do I have to do that myself too?!

It looks that way but as you've such a kind face I'm sure you'd not mind sliding a slice or 2 under for a poor knock knead old biker.

I haven’t got a kind face. I have a mean face "

1 mans mean is another man's challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who’s making tea then? I’d love a cup of tea but I’ve only just got comfy!

I'd love a cup of tea also.

That blade guy is hopeless

I'd shoot the git

Looks like I’ll have to get up and make my own tea, like an animal! Can you believe it?!

Told you shoot him. Hey any cheese on toast on the go

Do I have to do that myself too?!

It looks that way but as you've such a kind face I'm sure you'd not mind sliding a slice or 2 under for a poor knock knead old biker.

I haven’t got a kind face. I have a mean face

1 mans mean is another man's challenge "

I’m naturally adorable

But get your own cheese on toast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who’s making tea then? I’d love a cup of tea but I’ve only just got comfy!

I'd love a cup of tea also.

That blade guy is hopeless

I'd shoot the git

Looks like I’ll have to get up and make my own tea, like an animal! Can you believe it?!

Told you shoot him. Hey any cheese on toast on the go

Do I have to do that myself too?!

It looks that way but as you've such a kind face I'm sure you'd not mind sliding a slice or 2 under for a poor knock knead old biker.

I haven’t got a kind face. I have a mean face

1 mans mean is another man's challenge "

You two.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Who’s making tea then? I’d love a cup of tea but I’ve only just got comfy!

I'd love a cup of tea also.

That blade guy is hopeless

I'd shoot the git

Looks like I’ll have to get up and make my own tea, like an animal! Can you believe it?!

Told you shoot him. Hey any cheese on toast on the go

Do I have to do that myself too?!

It looks that way but as you've such a kind face I'm sure you'd not mind sliding a slice or 2 under for a poor knock knead old biker.

I haven’t got a kind face. I have a mean face

1 mans mean is another man's challenge

I’m naturally adorable

But get your own cheese on toast "

Awwww but look I'm wasting awaaaay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 2001 Jennifer Lopez gets her first UK number 1 with, Love Don't Cost a Thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kGvlESGvbs

Jennifer Lopez - Love Don't Cost a Thing (Video) - YouTube

Ahh those were the days. As a child I would make my mum or dad play her whole album on car journeys. They were in for a treat. "

I do like that song. I might listen to the album on Spotify.

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

I win again.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

No you don't

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

The winner takes it all.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

And for the win

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

Still

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

Winning

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

Deal with it

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Gets bored and wonders off

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

.

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