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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Hurts like a bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People always say that, but are bitches really that painful?

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By *aughty Lovers 69Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

Worst cut ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But its in no way the worst pain on history as some would have u believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People always say that, but are bitches really that painful?"

Depends how sharp their stilettos are

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"People always say that, but are bitches really that painful?"

My ex is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh a paper cut is like stubbing your toe. Totally disproportionate pain.

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Sort cunt

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)


"Sort cunt "

Or even soft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worst cut ever "
trust me when i say a slice across the hammy would be worse

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"But its in no way the worst pain on history as some would have u believe"

Did I ever show you my bollocks after the snip op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But its in no way the worst pain on history as some would have u believe

Did I ever show you my bollocks after the snip op "

Nooooooo

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Sort cunt

Or even soft "

You can shut the fuck up

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"But its in no way the worst pain on history as some would have u believe

Did I ever show you my bollocks after the snip op

Nooooooo "

Redder and bigger than a baboons arse

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)


"Sort cunt

Or even soft

You can shut the fuck up "

Ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But its in no way the worst pain on history as some would have u believe

Did I ever show you my bollocks after the snip op

Nooooooo

Redder and bigger than a baboons arse "
u do realise every guy who reeds this and never had it just did that sucking in pain cringe noise

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Sort cunt

Or even soft

You can shut the fuck up

Ok "

What's with all the angel emojis

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"But its in no way the worst pain on history as some would have u believe

Did I ever show you my bollocks after the snip op

Nooooooo

Redder and bigger than a baboons arse u do realise every guy who reeds this and never had it just did that sucking in pain cringe noise "

Yep and frozen peas are the best thing ever for the pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But its in no way the worst pain on history as some would have u believe

Did I ever show you my bollocks after the snip op

Nooooooo

Redder and bigger than a baboons arse u do realise every guy who reeds this and never had it just did that sucking in pain cringe noise

Yep and frozen peas are the best thing ever for the pain "
with ya there peas are cure of many things like the shiner the doc would get trying to snip my ball bag

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"But its in no way the worst pain on history as some would have u believe

Did I ever show you my bollocks after the snip op

Nooooooo

Redder and bigger than a baboons arse u do realise every guy who reeds this and never had it just did that sucking in pain cringe noise

Yep and frozen peas are the best thing ever for the pain with ya there peas are cure of many things like the shiner the doc would get trying to snip my ball bag "

I think that's why mine were painful, never take the piss out of the surgeon.

That's all I'm saying

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Oh a paper cut is like stubbing your toe. Totally disproportionate pain. "

Did that about a month ago on a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse pain than childbirth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww PP

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)


"Sort cunt

Or even soft

You can shut the fuck up

Ok

What's with all the angel emojis "

I'm down with the kids grampa

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

No lie, I got a paper cut yesterday and ended up accidentally getting bath bomb powder in it. That hurt like 100 bitches.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"No lie, I got a paper cut yesterday and ended up accidentally getting bath bomb powder in it. That hurt like 100 bitches. "

I got vinegar in one once. Holy shit balls that hurt

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Hurts like a bitch "

Have you contacted Paper Cut Injury Lawyers For You.

For only 100% of your pay out, they will get you the compensation you deserve. The paper industry has been trying to keep a lid on this blatant disregard for public safety for years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I hate them! My partner got a paper cut in his eye years ago and he's had trouble with his eye ever since!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Hurts like a bitch "
yep

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By *igerstyle2k2Man
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Had a long deep one on my finger just before Christmas. Hurt like a buggery!

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

My man flu is masking the pain now.

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