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‘Blonde moment’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When was your last blonde moment?

Or, your favourite blonde moment?

Last year I had a serious case of ‘baby brain’ and when I heard Andrew Murray might be retiring, I thought ‘ah well, at least he has a good DJing career’. I somehow forgot who Calvin Harris was, and thought they were the same person.

I also asked C what tattie scone was made from.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

‘See when folk have vodka and orange juice...do they have water as well?’

‘No babe...they have fresh orange juice. Not diluted stuff’

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

Wait until you pass age 50, your blonde moments add to senior moments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no hair, I don't have blonde moments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few hours ago when I turned the oven on, and wondered why it wasn’t on. Hadn’t turned the wall socket on. Took me 5 minutes head scratching to work out.

Oddest one was when I lost the TV remote and found it in the fridge.

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph


"I have no hair, I don't have blonde moments. "

Just wait, senior moments will come

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Earlier this week I forgot what age I was. The other half found this hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter of teenage yrs thought that cars on a 12 wheeler transporter lorries the ones that carry The new cars and vans etc..

Were all broken.

She's not blonde!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"When was your last blonde moment?

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This is not something men suffer from, it’s a female condition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many a blonde moment but can't remember them. Often walk in to a room and forget why though or lose my train of thought mid sentence

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When was your last blonde moment?

)

This is not something men suffer from, it’s a female condition. "

Blond moment then

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

My mate asked me whether pecan pie had nuts in it. Been chuckling on and off all day but it doesn't take much to amuse me.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I have lots of blonde moments.

Most frequent is leaving the oven on. If hubby spots the thread he can probably remember some good ones.

Hubby tells me that my roots are showing (I'm a natural blonde)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have blonde moments on a daily basis

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Earlier this week I forgot what age I was. The other half found this hilarious. "

Just before Christmas I interviewed a woman who asked me mid-interview how old I was.

I was slightly astonished and blurted out "38", then had to ask what year it was and work it out from that.

Not my finest moment.

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

I have many blonde moments..I actually get called Ditzy Maz I am ditzy though , I admit to that xx

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall


"A few hours ago when I turned the oven on, and wondered why it wasn’t on. Hadn’t turned the wall socket on. Took me 5 minutes head scratching to work out.

Oddest one was when I lost the TV remote and found it in the fridge."

You're not alone. This evening I put my meal in the oven. Went off to read My book whilst it was cooking. I'd also switched it on at the wall but not the cooker dial . Late meal for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone once said to me..

“Hey look that car got a white number plate on the front and a yellow one on the back"

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