FabSwingers.com forum: Its their loss.......

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Apart from your mind what do you always lose?

Me its always shoes...kick em off then the shoe monster comes n nicks em!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wallet, keys and the butter dish!

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"Apart from your mind what do you always lose?

Me its always shoes...kick em off then the shoe monster comes n nicks em!

Na I find that hard to believe! You lose shoes? More likely with so many you can't find a matching pair! lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Apart from your mind what do you always lose?

Me its always shoes...kick em off then the shoe monster comes n nicks em!

Na I find that hard to believe! You lose shoes? More likely with so many you can't find a matching pair! lol

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Honest i do..i find em three weeks after i want to wear em!

Monte- how the feck do you lose a butter dish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anything the kids bring me home from school to sign.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mobile - it comes in handy having 2

If you lose 1, you can ring it til you find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anything the kids bring me home from school to sign....... "

have the kids recently brought my PPI settlement figure home with them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anything the kids bring me home from school to sign.......

have the kids recently brought my PPI settlement figure home with them ?"

I will check the recycle bin and let you know.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always lose earrings, once they are out of my ears that's it, gone

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

My cheese grater. I swear it has a stealth setting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keys, but not usually mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my remote control for the telly! only on a sunday morning tho cos the kids hide it before they go back to their mums! takes me feckin ages to find it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it me ,,,,, or am i alone in wondering how one loses shoes ????

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"is it me ,,,,, or am i alone in wondering how one loses shoes ????

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you kick them off ready for the OH to tread on em when he goes to the loo in the night...then the shoes monster fucks off with em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it me ,,,,, or am i alone in wondering how one loses shoes ????

you have obviously never been out on a proper session wearing kitten heel mules !

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By *YLINDERCouple
over a year ago

CARDIFF

lost a few pairs of knickers...strange men nicking them off my line i think???

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"Keys, but not usually mine!"

Haha, do you lock them in a cupboard too? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it me ,,,,, or am i alone in wondering how one loses shoes ????

you kick them off ready for the OH to tread on em when he goes to the loo in the night...then the shoes monster fucks off with em

Or he trips over them..swears and flushes them after having a pee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cars in multi storey carparks...

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"is it me ,,,,, or am i alone in wondering how one loses shoes ????

you have obviously never been out on a proper session wearing kitten heel mules !"
tell me more!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Cars in multi storey carparks...

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ive done that too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i must admit to not having kitten heels ,, i have espodrills tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bits and bobs for camping!

There is a box of new mushroom pegs for groundsheets somewhere in the house or garage, however, I can't find it.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Apart from your mind what do you always lose?

Me its always shoes...kick em off then the shoe monster comes n nicks em!

phone...drives kev mad, he reckons most of his bill is phoning mine so i can find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The amount of dry spells I get through... I keep losing my virginity...

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

does anyone know where I put my wetsuit boots?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Always losing my balance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time

Honestly i have no idea where it all goes, so far today my attempts to be productive have seen me achieve a grand total of zero yet its somehow 11pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does anyone know where I put my wetsuit boots?"

Just go through the alphabet to remember where ya left em... B C D...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have found my phone, keys and tv remote in the fridge before now... seperately, not all together!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knickers dont wear them very often lol but always seem to loose them. My fb does like to keep them as a momento though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never lost anything. Honestly. Never lost a wallet, never lost any keys, never lost my mind. They're all still there, under the stairs, in a box. I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apart from my virginity - although was so long ago I don't miss it at all - the only thing I lose these days is often the will to live when I check messages and sometimes think they're all coming from previous 'Jeremy Kyle' guests!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where me keys, Where me phone

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